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"Honey, here I come!" I tried to make myself more charming, including the voice!
"Xiaoguang, you can, I'm still trying to figure out a way to tell you that you won't be able to enter this year due to strict control!" Tian Chong said excitedly when he saw me.The girls who ran 3000 meters with her also surrounded her!
One of them looked at me with a particularly exaggerated expression: "It's so beautiful! Tian Chong, she is your girlfriend you just said? This is too beautiful! Compared with her, I am not a woman, my God, I feel My soul has been taken away!"

Hearing what she said, Tian Chong didn't want to hide my identity anymore, otherwise this nymphomaniac might do something, his bones will be crumbled, and he will run 3000 meters in a while, how can this race be compared?
Therefore, Tian Chong praised me first: "Xiaoguang, it's okay! You are very charming. The man went crazy yesterday, and the woman went crazy today. Come here." Here comes: "Okay, now let me formally introduce, my best friend! Fang Qiguang, man, listen up, man!"

"Male?" All the girls screamed in unison!Tian Chong faced the girl who praised me just now again: "It's embarrassing, I don't know if you are a woman, but he is definitely not, hey, don't touch it, look, it's okay! Touch it, no! Mine!"
Those girls were obviously a little jealous of Tian Chong, but they were still not reconciled, and a petite girl walked out and acted like a baby to Tian Chong: "Boss, we are the same! Isn't it?" They are quite united and say yes together! 
"Men are different, you let us bully him too! He is so beautiful, he is absolutely handsome without makeup! Hee hee!" She said with a wretched smile.I was so scared that I instinctively hid back, and I was already stuck with Tian Chong!

Tian Chong pulled me a little behind her, and stretched out his hand to stop them: "No, you can bully other boys casually, but he is not allowed! He is mine, and I repeat, don't even think about it, he is mine! Who If you make trouble again, I will turn against anyone!" 
"Cut, the boss is too stingy! What's the matter, you can still possess him for the rest of your life! Don't you want to marry him? Hahahaha..." That petite girl is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, and every sentence is more ruthless!
Tian Chong panicked, she is very simple, but she is very aggressive and loves to make trouble, she doesn't know anything about this!
Tian Chong stammered: "Also... also... It's not impossible. In short, it's mine. Whoever robs me will fight her to the end! He is my best friend, he..."

Before Tian Chong finished speaking, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I wanted to help Tian Chong, saying that those big ones, anyway, no one would recognize me when I took off my makeup. what!But I have a nickname, Tian Chong gave it to me, the second idiot! 
Second idiot, I fell ill again, "I just want to marry him, you don't care about it!" Weng... buzz... buzz, as soon as I said a word, I started to ring in my ears and feel dizzy. It's too embarrassing. What did I say?Who am I helping?I was too nervous to look at them!He kept hiding behind Tian Chong.

Surprisingly, Tian Chong didn't feel ashamed of me, and looked at me with doting eyes: "I don't care whether I marry or not, as long as I don't separate!" It may also be that Tian Chong's iq is not online, and he didn't understand at all. What are we talking about!
But this bunch of girls understood, "Hahahahahahaha..." A bunch of girls laughed together, laughing and booing: "Boss, where did this guy come from? He's too old! Conversely! You are really willing to go out, this is to stand up to the end!" 
"Hmph, your IQ is inversely proportional, Niuzi, go and take a look at the rankings of our first year of high school! See who is number one, and then think about who has no IQ! Then you look at his clothes, he is a man , you are a woman, how dare you say you are prettier than him? Old lady, if I don’t help you, I will submit to you!” Tian Chong’s mouth shot at the girl like a machine gun. 
"Oh! I remembered, Fang Qiguang, isn't he called Fang Qiguang! Fang Qiguang is the first in the first year of high school? Pfft... The woman pretends to be really awesome! Hahahaha..." I didn't see what kind of girl she was. To be honest, it was the first time for me to be surrounded by so many girls. To be honest, I still felt a little embarrassed and didn't dare to look at them!It's just that I feel uncomfortable. To take a popular saying: These old women don't have a fuel-efficient lamp.But I didn't say it out, I'm an elegant woman now, it's not good to call myself a shrew.
"Don't hang around here. If you find out, my girlfriend will be kicked out. You guys, hurry up and do some activities. Don't lose and blame my girlfriend! Who dares to blame him for losing I will, I will, slap her to see the stars!" Tian Chong raised his right hand after finishing speaking.

A group of nearly 20 girls heard this and hurriedly ran around, running to their activity area!Tian Chong is still sticking to me right now, no, I'm still sticking to her desperately.But she didn't seem to want to separate, so she bumped into me with her body: "Xiaoguang, to be honest, it's really beautiful!" 
I raised my head proudly: "That's necessary, and I don't care who my girlfriend is!" Obviously Tian Chong's words are very useful!
She smiled very satisfied, and then helped me adjust the wig a little: "If you are really a woman, we have nothing to do with this school. When the sky is free, I will dress up again and go to seduce my cousin and see if he can stand up." !cluck..."

Hey, I knew that when it was just the two of us, Tian Chong would be aroused by all the bad things in his stomach!After Tian Chong smiled, he eased his tone: "Okay, let's watch my performance next! Xiaoguang, prepare a wet towel, remember: the wet towel is handed to me every five times, I need to wipe my sweat, and this!"

She took out a white thin handkerchief from her pocket, and solemnly handed it to me: "Wet this with water, except for the lap that gave me the towel, you give me one lap, and I return the other lap, and then you add water, Let the handkerchief drip and give it to me again! I’m going to put it in my mouth, so don’t get it dirty. When I give it to you, take it up carefully and don’t drop it on the ground!

Also, when handing me something, tell me loudly whether it is a towel or a handkerchief, for example," Tian Chong made a roaring gesture: "Towel!handkerchief! "She demonstrated to me seriously, I listened carefully, and then nodded seriously!
I know that saying the wrong thing is usually embarrassing at most, and there are no major consequences, but this time I can't be wrong!Because I rarely see her so serious, and because I know how much effort she puts in, I want to help her break the record!