crescent crescent

"It's better to drink it to become a woman. If we really drink it to become a woman, we don't need two beds! It's more convenient!" Tian Chong smiled wickedly, as if this soup could really make a boy look like a girl!After carefully drinking two scoops of soup, I asked her: "Then what if the drink is neither male nor female?" 
"Hahahahahahahaha..." Tian Chong laughed backwards and forwards, the beautiful crescent moon hanging on his face again, "cough cough...cough cough..." She choked on laughter!Slowly said: "You bastard, make me laugh while drinking the soup." Then she looked at me again, and immediately started laughing back and forth again!I was infected by her and started laughing with her... Hey, the big sister's smile is so low!
Sister Tian Chong has a rich imagination and a low point of laughter!As long as she is given a fulcrum of thinking, she can develop the fulcrum into a big tree by herself!In addition to making her happy in this way, I will also make good use of the situation and help her master the thinking construction of spatial geometry and physical experiments!

Tian Chong's memory was already scary, but now that he has figured out the science, his grades have a faint tendency to catch up with me!After her grades skyrocketed, she became even more arrogant with Uncle Tian!However, Tian Chong has never been domineering and domineering to outsiders. She thinks she will attack only those who are close to her. I agree with her, and at the same time, I enjoy her arrogance and domineering! 
At the end of April, on a sunny Saturday afternoon, I was doing exercises in the dormitory to pass the time, and a mighty handsome guy came.

"Xiaoguang, where is my sister?" Cousin sneaked into the fifth floor at some point!There are regulations in the dormitories in the new semester, students below the fifth floor are not allowed to enter the fifth floor for activities!On this floor, there are only about twenty people in total!This is one of the reasons why Tian Chong dared to live in my room!

"Cousin, looking for big sister? She went to swimming practice today, and she signed up for the 200-meter freestyle at the sports meeting!" I answered him with a smile. 
"Why don't you follow?" the cousin asked.
"Cousin, I'm just the big sister's best friend, and I'm not the best friend of all the women in the world! There are nearly twenty women in the swimming team!" I explained speechlessly that the boys in our school were required to avoid swimming during the women's swimming training!I want to see Tian Chong swimming, unless it's just us!Or physical swimming lessons! 
"Hey, I thought you were omnipotent! Haha..." My cousin said haha, paused, sat down next to me and asked me, "I heard that Tian Chong's midterm exam is the tenth in the school? Is it true? By yourself Did you pass the test?"

"Really! I didn't bet on her." I nodded seriously. "

"So good? Tell my cousin! How did a scumbag become a top student? It's all your tricks, right? Your cousin, I'm going to take the college entrance examination in a month! But my grades are not good enough, can you help me? No? Our relationship...isn't it?" Cousin's language logic is amazing, and the turning point is also very natural. 
"How many points is the handicap?" I asked!The cousin didn't speak, just stretched out a palm and put it in front of my eyes! 
"Five points?" I was a little happy, thinking that I could really help you!But the score that my cousin said afterwards made me very disappointed. 
"Fifty!"

Looking at his expression, I was sure that the fifty I heard was not a joke. "Liberal arts and science?" I asked again.

"Liberal arts! Liberal arts! I'm going to the sports university, and I've already passed the special sports, as long as 400 is enough for the culture class!" My cousin then reported to me his current grades in each subject, and then added up to 350!

I bit my pen and thought about it for a while, and suddenly I had an idea, and said, "Cousin, how are you and Du Qiuye getting along?" My cousin looked at me with strange eyes, and said unnaturally, "It's okay. Very good, you kid is quite gossip, quickly help me find a solution, I sneaked in!" Looking at his appearance, I can already feel his desire and urgency for grades,

I looked at my cousin seriously: "Cousin, so, if you listen to me, you go back and write two essays, the first one is about women's status! The second one is about men's sense of responsibility in the family! Two essays are written. Show it to Du Qiuye separately, don't show it to her together! When she reads the article, you pay attention to her expression, when Du Qiuye's eyes light up, and she talks to you endlessly! I can teach you to get 50 points Methods!"

"What the hell? What the hell kind of condition is this? Du Qiuye is also your best friend?" My cousin looked at me with an incredulous expression on his face, and was speechless to me. Du Qiuye is very good, really, I'm serious about her! Don't worry! Xiaoguang, I only have one month left, how about practicing writing love letters at this time?" 
"Cousin, since you came to see me, it means that you trust me, first do what I say, and I will give you a solution. I can teach you in just 5 minutes!" I said seriously and firmly.

"Really? So amazing?" My cousin stared at me suspiciously, as if he wanted to see some flaws!
"Cousin, you are the god! In one month, you let a high school student make up lessons for the high school, and the price will increase by [-] points a month!" After I finished speaking, my cousin softened: "Xiaoguang , I was wrong, I shouldn't make it difficult for you!" That tone should be about to give up!
But I didn't say this to make him give up, he was my cousin who blocked the stick for me when I was beaten!Naturally, I wanted to help him out of my mind! 
"Cousin, I can really be a fairy for a while, but you must fulfill my conditions. If you fulfill my conditions, I will let you watch the fairy cast spells! If you violate the contract, you are willing to be punished!" After finishing speaking, I followed Tian Chong's example. It looks like raising three fingers in the right hand, making an oath! 
"It's a deal?" My cousin asked doubtfully!
"It's a deal!" I replied firmly!
I do have a way to make him improve by 50 points, and the probability of success is at least over 60.00%. When I was doing arts and science planning, I tried the science test papers and liberal arts test papers of the college entrance examination.

A week ago, after the mid-term exam, Tian Chong entered the stage of high-intensity physical training. At 5000 o'clock in the evening, Tian Chong came back after running [-] meters. After taking a quick hot shower, he wore a bathrobe and walked slowly in the room to cool off. !Seeing me doing sit-ups, I made up my mind, "Xiaoguang, I'm going to be tired and paralyzed, come and rub my calves!"