Mr. Zhao's sweet wife

Jiang Chen saw a trace of panic in Kao'er's eyes.

Jiang Chen was more flustered than she was, so he hurriedly stood up and explained, "No need!"

Kaoer felt relieved, "Then I went to wash up, it smells spicy."

"Kaoer, do you like spicy food?" Jiang Chen asked.

"I don't like it very much."

"I haven't asked where you are from yet." Jiang Chen asked again.

Kaoer didn't seem to have a clear geographical affiliation. She thought about it for a while and asked, "Where is the strongest person in the exam?"

Jiang Chen thought for a while, but was not sure, "Hengzhong?"

Kaoer nodded, expressing her approval. It seems that Qiaoqiao also has this knowledge deep in her brain. It is estimated that Wan Ziqian and Qiaoqiao passed their alma mater, "Then I am from Hengzhong."

After Bai Kaoer, Jiang Chen also went into the bathroom and took a bath at the same time as Kaoer. Kaoer squeezed out the shampoo, Jiang Chen began to apply soap, and Kaoer was about to wash his back. Jiang Chen had already flushed his armpits. Kao'er's eyes were covered by the foam, but Jiang Chen had already washed her short hair. Kao'er likes warmer water, while Jiang Chen prefers cooler water.

Fortunately, everyone takes a shower in a different bathroom, so there is no need to indulge each other's grievances.

After Jiang Chen finished washing, the door of another bathroom opened, and the girl came out at the same time, drying her hair.

"So fast?" I feel that this girl takes a bath more quickly than a male sister.

"I want to make another set of papers before going to bed."

Jiang Chen went over to take the hair dryer and help her blow it.

"You've already graduated, so what are you doing?"

"Let's see what can be done online." Bai Kao'er obediently let Jiang Chen dry her hair. "While doing the questions, you may also absorb new knowledge."

Jiang Chen suddenly thought of something, "I have a set of test papers here, and I haven't been able to do it myself, can you help me?"

"Exam?"

Jiang Chen thought she had a moral obsession with cleanliness in this area, and when she was about to defend herself, she said, "I like taking exams for others the most!"

That's right, didn't Qiao Qiao take the exams for her? Jiang Chen smiled, took the laptop, and opened Station B.

"If you want to become a full member of this website, you still need to do questions, 100 questions, and 60 questions are correct even if you pass the test." In fact, you can also ask high-level readers to ask for an invitation code, but he Shen Wangye is stubborn.

Kaoer said incredulously, "You can't even get 60 points in the test?"

"I'm getting older, young people play this website more, and I have less contact with it~" Jiang Chen admitted that he loved watching historical dramas and listening to storytelling when he was a child, and later learned history. He likes to read and read history. Like 28's.

But he is also trying very hard to integrate into the world of young people, and does not want to be abandoned by the times. Now he feels more and more intense. When young readers in the group say anything about the mouse tail juice, he is dumbfounded, thinking that the mouse tail is still there. Can juice?

Is it so amazing!

Where is this amazing animal?

Bai Kaoer was in high spirits, eager to try the test paper on the computer, but the first question made her stunned.

1. What kind of barrage does "XXXX Family Explosion" belong to?
A can eat barrage.

B illegal barrage.

C's barrage of Pharaoh next door.

D blessing barrage.

Kaoer, "What's the matter with the old king next door?"

"Yes, Lao Wang will definitely not take the blame!" Jiang Chen smiled. He knew this question, but he never thought of answering it himself. He has failed with more than 50 points several times.

Kaoer thought for a while and chose B by elimination method, correct!
Kao'er felt that there was nothing difficult, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he continued, "2. Which of the following is in line with the barrage etiquette? A spoiler barrage, B front row check-in, C suitable barrage barrage, D vulgar and empty ears."

Jiang Chen was also stumped, he thought B should be right, because he often sees this kind of situation, but Kaoer thought for a moment, chose C, and then, it was correct!

"Wow, Kao'er, you are so good, I think there is hope this time!" Jiang Chen also rubbed Kao'er's shoulders, telling her to relax and stabilize!

Kaoer made persistent efforts and won 40 community etiquette questions in succession, without any mistakes!

And then, she started to fall into the sand.

Which of the following actors has not played Jin Tianyi?

A Matsumoto Jun

B Hall Bengang

C Oguri Shun

D Kamenashi Kazuya
It could be said that she didn't know the four names, but she knew that the shortest of three long and one short, the longest of three short and one long, and C if they were all the same.

"I choose D!" Kaoer chose the longest based on three short ones and one long.

wrong answer~
Facing her first defeat, Jiang Chen comforted her, "It's okay, after all, you don't know much about Nihong people, next question."

What does "Xie" in Yi Yang Qianxi's name mean?
A nickname.

B means welcome.

C fire attribute meaning.

D is a sheep.

Jiang Chen doesn't know this question either, Kao'er murmured, "The word Yang means a way of decocting medicine. It seems that C is closer. I'll choose A."

She decided to take a gamble, but she made the wrong bet and answered the wrong one.

Failing twice in a row did not discourage Bai Kaoer. Although she strives for full marks, when something is impossible, she will switch to the goal of getting the highest marks. At this time, she is still calm, "The next question. "

What country is "Arashi" from?
A neon.

B dirty Crane.

C Huaxia.

D Kimchi.

This time, Kaoer didn't dare to use three shorts and one long to choose the longest method. Facts have proved that there is no use in this wonderful test paper.

"This is a Chinese character, I'll choose C." If you are undecided, choose C.

As a result, wrong.

Three-game losing streak!

Jiang Chen thought he could become an official member today, but it seems that there is little hope. He slowly brewed a cup of tea. Well, more than 2 tea leaves are really extraordinary. "Does Kaoer want tea?"

Kaoer waved his hand and answered the question seriously.

The next question was a classical culture question, and I finally got it right, but I immediately got another question wrong.

Jiang Chen took a look, "Which dragon died in the American drama "Game of Thrones Season [-]"?"

Well, Qiaoqiao hasn't seen him before, so it's normal not to know.

However, Bai Kaoer finally passed the test and got a high score of 71!
Qiao Qiao, as well as several other things that she accidentally saw in her personality life, can be mobilized by Bai Kaoer from the depths of her memory to help her complete the questions. She even answered some two-dimensional questions more and more smoothly.

Her knowledge is obviously far superior to that of Jiang Chen, and Jiang Chen was overjoyed, "Not bad, I'm finally a regular member, I'll have my hands on my hips~"

However, Bai Kaoer seems to have been hit. For a 100-point question, he only scored 71 points, which is still a prime number!
From childhood to adulthood, except for wrong questions, printing errors, and mathematics and physics, she has always scored full marks!

Like today's [-] questions, they are all multiple-choice questions, indicating that there must be a standard answer, not an idealistic subject like language, politics and history, but I just passed it!

Kaoer felt a little frustrated, "Can I answer it again?"

She felt that she felt more and more behind, and seemed to have awakened some of these knowledge points.

"But I've already cleared the test, so I shouldn't be able to answer it again," Jiang Chen saw Kao'er's disappointed look, "But you can help Qiao Qiao answer it again."

Jiang Chen picked up Qiao Qiao's mobile phone and prepared to help Qiao Qiao register a station B account.

As a result, the mobile phone verification showed that she was already a member, and she was still a senior member with a very high level!

After entering Qiao Qiao's account, Jiang Chen saw that there were still several videos in the draft box!
Jiang Chen and Bai Kao'er looked at each other. Jiang Chen remembered that Qiao Qiao didn't play Bilibili, so it must be the account of a certain sub-personality.

Looking at the covers of these videos, they all have Qiao Qiao's face, but some are in ancient costumes, and some are in modern costumes. They all look very impressive.

"Kao'er, do you want to take a look?"

"I don't have to take the test, then I'm going to sleep."

"Come on~" Jiang Chen pushed her on the seat, "Life is not only about exams and knowledge, leisure and entertainment are also an important part."

There are five videos in total, the earliest one was three years ago, and the most recent one was five months ago, none of which was published.

After clicking on the first video, the video clip of Cucurbit Baby and the music of "Gourd Baby Cucumber Baby with Seven Flowers on a Vine" popped up, which seemed to have nothing to do with the beauty Qiao Qiao on the cover.

This feeling seems familiar, Jiang Chen is very experienced with Kaoer and said, "We may have been deceived."

Just as he was about to turn off the video, the gourd baby was gone, replaced by Qiao Qiao in ancient costume!

Looking at this dress, dressed in white and curling Nana, it seems to be a combination of the two long bugs, Lao Zhao and Lao Wang in "The Legend of the New White Lady" and "Green Snake", which is very amazing.

In the video, Qiao Qiao first faces the camera in a coquettish manner, covering her mouth and smiling, her eyes rolling, coupled with a special filter, showing endless gentleness and enchantment.

Jiang Chen wiped the corner of his mouth, "Is this a drawing on white paper?"

I heard that she is a fan of Hanfu.

Bai Kaoer stared at the woman in the video, but shook his head.

Just when Jiang Chen thought that she was going to call "official" to the camera in the video, the painting style changed suddenly, and the gentle woman in white clothes in ancient costume suddenly shouted, "When the road is injustice, let's yell, when it's time to do it, do it!" ..."

Jiang Chen: "_||"

Bai Kaoer: "Looks like that little brat of White Rabbit."

"White rabbit?" Jiang Chen remembered that Qiao Qiao had said that this girl had a good impression of him.

Jiang Chen has watched the videos she recorded, and he would turn on the beauty filter for himself, and the voice is whiny, like Wanwan's.

Originally, Jiang Chen thought she was a very gentle and lovely girl, but he didn't expect this kind of painting style.

"I thought it was a white paper painting~"

"The clothes should be drawn on white paper," Kaoer lost interest. "Do you want to continue? It's a bit noisy."

"It's really ugly to sing, let's see the next one."

The second video just opened up, and I didn't wear costumes, but there was a glowing cat card on its head, and it sang very well, "Let's learn cat meowing together, meow meow meow meow..."

The third was replaced with a rabbit hat, the kind with bunny ears that can be raised, and the appearance is more cute and young.

"The rabbit became white and white, and the rabbit became white again, and the ears were pricked up when it was two..."

The fourth video is the retro song "Little Apple" while singing and dancing. Dancing is worse than singing. The limbs are too incoherent.

The fifth video, good guy, his hair has changed color, he has red hair, it should be a wig, he is wearing a tight vest with his collarbone exposed, and he has a toothpick in his mouth.

In addition, there is a tattoo sticker on the arm, the sticker is the rabbit who was crazy in childhood shadows, and the beautiful girl who looks like a bad girl.

With the prelude together, Jiang Chen knew what the song was, "The flower in my heart/I want to take you home/in that late night bar/whether it is true or not... the whole audience must be in the same order as me/come to the left and follow Let me draw a dragon together/Draw a rainbow on your right (walk up)..."

The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, "This white rabbit is quite cute, I feel like she has several personalities, haha." It should be fun to find such a thing as a girlfriend.

"Blind pursuit of fashion is meaningless," Bai Kaoer didn't appreciate it. "Only knowledge is eternal. I'm going to bed. In my dream, I have a date with Planck."

Why Planck?Are Einstein and Newton so ignorant?

Jiang Chen silently typed the three words "Planck" on the search page, and then saw a photo of Planck when he was young.

"Damn, it turns out that the god test is also based on the face!" Jiang Chen felt that he was almost as handsome wearing old-fashioned glasses.

Jiang Chen didn't go to bed immediately. Although staying up late after 12 o'clock was not good for health, he still wanted to know more about the White Rabbit.

Those browsing records at station B can help him do this. It seems that Tutu is an old Two-dimensional. Apart from singing some sand sculpture songs, she can be found in every section of station B, such as ghosts, comics, house dances , Wushan Five Elements, Luo Xiang and Zhang San, you can watch everything.

And through the time of watching these records, Jiang Chen suddenly discovered an interesting pattern.

Fortunately, he still has some mathematical sensitivity. He found that the dates when Bai Zitu watched these videos were almost Qiaoqiao's menstrual period!

It can't be a coincidence, can it?
Wait, Qiao Qiao's menstrual period seems to be only these two days!

Jiang Chen suddenly regretted that it was useless to waste his hard work in the car during the day.

Jiang Chen fell asleep. In his dream, he dreamed that he was entangled by two white snakes. The white snake's face was Lao Zhao for a while, and Lao Wang for a while, but in the end it turned into Qiao Qiao. "

It is unbearable!

When he woke up the next day, Jiang Chen still had some memories about the white snake. He immediately turned on his phone and recorded these fragments of inspiration. When the hero Li Chang lives in the Song Dynasty, he must know a white snake.

After doing this, Jiang Chen remembered the woman in the next room, "Qiao Qiao?"

He shouted as soon as he went out, expecting to hear a "husband" response, and then saw Bai Kaoer, who was in a ponytail and was reading seriously.

This is definitely Bai Kaoer, wearing glasses as if he is ready to take the postgraduate entrance examination at any time.

"Kaor, what should I have for breakfast?"

"casual."