Mr. Zhao's sweet wife

Jiang Chen looked at the time, "But it's already very late."

As soon as Tutu's face was about to show disappointment, Jiang Chen held her face and said, "So let's not update today! Let's play zombie mode and fight against Shi Jiazhuang!"
After playing such an excellent game, Jiang Chen finally understood, no wonder the game industry is so many times larger than the web literature industry, this thing can be played until late at night if you don't pay attention.

With just such a pattern, the two of them spent three hours without knowing it. If it weren't for the high-end seats, their waists would probably be stiff.

However, Jiang Chen has made progress in these three hours of fighting, and he and Tutu have been able to go back and forth.

"Oh, it's getting late, I have to get up early to code words tomorrow morning, let's go to bed."

"Well, I'll warm you up~" Tutu jumped out of the car.

"What kind of quilt is warm? It's not autumn yet, so it's not cold~" Jiang Chen felt that he should sleep separately for the time being. He didn't want the situation that Long Wu said to happen tonight and change people.

Tutu whimpered and went back to his room, "It won't be warm if you don't let it be warm, but don't come to my room to peek at my tail tomorrow~"

"Tail?" Jiang Chen was startled.

Tutu proudly said, "Tomorrow my fox tail will be exposed~"

In a word, Jiang Chen's dreams are full of rabbits with fox tails and a pair of rabbit ears on his head.

It's very strange, and I don't know whether it was the rabbit who got off the rails or the fox who split the leg, so how could such a thing be made.

In the dream, Jiang Chen said that Tutu's ears were real, and then she pulled them out directly, which turned out to be hairpins.

Jiang Chen also said that her tail was fake, so Tutu asked her to check it, good guy, it really grew out.

The big tail was fluffy and soft, sweeping across Jiang Chen's face, when he pinched it, the rabbit complained of pain.

Then Jiang Chen knew it was a dream, because rabbits don't feel pain.

So a dream becomes a lucid dream.

I believe that many people have had lucid dreaming. During the dreaming process, they realize that they are dreaming, and they can control their own behavior in the dream, and some can even control the development of the dream. It is very obscene.

In the dream, his own moral concept is weak, so Jiang Chen wants to be obscene.

In the end, Tutu turned into Qiaoqiao halfway through, and Qiaoqiao said that she didn't hate herself.

Then Qiao Qiao turned into a male sister again. The male sister beat his chest with a small fist the size of a casserole, and Jiang Chen vomited three liters of blood.

The blood splashed on her face, and the male sister turned into a blank paper painting. She asked Jiang Chen for paper and asked her to wipe her face.

Jiang Chen gave her the paper, but she didn't wipe her face, but...

Jiang Chen couldn't remember clearly after that, sitting on the bed now, he just felt that this dream was a bit costly.

But the source of all this starts with the rabbit's fox tail, or, see?
Jiang Chen opened the door and went out, he should still be sleeping, no, he can't watch, yesterday was so high-spirited, how can he engage in some thieves now, it's out of character for nothing.

And with Tutu's tough personality, maybe he would drag his tail out and show off to him later.

After half an hour, I exercised for a while, and played with Bai Huahua for a while, but Tutu hadn't come out yet.

Seeing that there is a gap in her bedroom door, something will happen to Tutu, right?

Out of concern for Tutu, Jiang Chen opened the door and went in, and then saw a fox tail protruding from the quilt.

Although Jiang Chen has seen and touched it before, it is a dead object without a soul, but it is alive at this time. The rabbit gave it life, and if he touched it himself, it might move.

Jiang Chen wanted to ask if the rabbit's mouth still "pained", so he went to the bed, and just as he was about to touch his tail, the rabbit in the bathroom rushed out, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and was recording.

While recording her, she said, "It's this man who said he wasn't interested in his tail. As a result, he entered his room early in the morning and couldn't wait to do bad things to him..."

Good guy, it turned out that she woke up early, earlier than Jiang Chen, but she expected Jiang Chen to come to explore the secrets, so she catted in the bathroom for a long time, she really has great perseverance.

Jiang Chen lifted the quilt, and there were a few pillows inside.

I don't know if the dream last night made his skin thicker, Jiang Chen calmly faced the camera, "Don't slander me, I'm wearing clothes, look at what time it is, I'm here to ask you to have breakfast , I didn't expect to play this game with me, people's hearts are not old!"

Tutu put away the phone, "I don't believe you, I'll show sister Qiaoqiao then."

"Just look at it," Jiang Chen stood with his hands behind his back, "Anyway, I want to stay innocent in the world."

After going out, Jiang Chen sneaked into the kitchen with a guilty conscience and cooked porridge for Tutu, she couldn't even eat eggs.

Although the little girlfriend was playing tricks on herself, her mouth became like this. Jiang Chen also started to learn more difficult cooking skills, and made a bowl of egg custard according to the instructions on the Internet. Although his hands were inconvenient, he still managed to finish it.

"Eat it, it's all soft~"

"I want to eat hard ones." Tutu said surprisingly.

Jiang Chen patted her on the head, "Little girl, don't be soft and hard."

Tutu ate obediently. She was so hungry that she almost didn't eat much last night, but she ate a lot of ice cream. Naturally, some of this is indispensable. You feed me, I feed you, you taste my taste, I taste it A small interaction to savor your taste.

It's like a real couple in love, not an old couple who have been married for more than 100 days.

Jiang Chen watched her finish eating, and said, "Wash the dishes by yourself, and write to me later."

After speaking, he went to the balcony to water the flowers, and then his eyes fell on a little girl downstairs.

Don't get me wrong, the little girl is only five or six years old.

It's mainly about the thing she wears on her head. Isn't this, isn't this the rabbit ear hairpin that I dreamed about and stuck on the rabbit's head? !
Jiang Chen hasn't taken a group photo with Tutu yet, if she can take this thing with her, it will easily distinguish her from other personalities, and she will definitely like it very much.

So Jiang Chen excitedly said to Tutu, "Tutu, take a break first, I'll go downstairs."

Jiang Chen was afraid that the little girl would run away, so he ran very fast, so he went out after explaining a sentence.

There are parents within ten meters of the little girl, and Jiang Chen can't snatch it openly, so he can only discuss with her whether to sell it or not.

"Little sister, my uncle also has a daughter. She likes your card. Can you sell it to my uncle? The money Jiang Chen gave you can buy a lot of candies."

"Uncle, how old is your daughter?"

Jiang Chen stretched out a 2 with his left hand and a 1 with his right hand.

The little girl did the math, "2+1 is equal to 3, it's younger than me, so I'll sell it to you uncle!"

Jiang Chen: What a kind little angel!
Little angel: "100 yuan, uncle and grandma just scan the QR code to pay~"

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At home, Tutu washed the dishes, then went into the study, turned on the computer, and prepared to browse station B first, to experience the love story of Lin Daiyu and Monkey King.

When he saw the monitoring software icon on the desktop, he thought to himself, I don't know if Jiang Chen peeked at him at night and did something bad?

So she turned on the software and started to browse quickly from 12 o'clock, and it turned out that she really saw something.

But it was not Jiang Chen who entered her room, but her.

In the middle of the night, "she" actually entered the study!
For 100 yuan, I can be happy in exchange for a rabbit, Jiang Chen thinks it's worth it.

He returned home with the rabbit ear hairpin, and saw a strange scene, he saw Bai Huahua killing something.

It should be "culling", the movement is so fast, the claws are so precise, and the eyes are quite sharp.

Jiang Chen had a good eye, and saw that a fly fell on the ground after following its set of actions. It didn't eat it, but looked back.

At this time, a woman walked out of the bedroom, and Bai Huahua meowed twice, as if asking for credit.

She had long hair, squatted down and said to Bai Huahua, "Huahua, you are awesome, you are the little guard of the house!"

After she praised Bai Huahua verbally, she raised her head and smiled at Jiang Chen, "Jiang Chen, you are back."

It's not Tutu, Jiang Chen guessed it from Bai Huahua's intimate attitude towards her, "Meow~"

"Well," she touched her swollen cheek, "it doesn't hurt too much, I'll come out and take a look, you won't blame me for pushing Tutu off the assembly line, right?"

"How did you know that the last one was Tutu~" Jiang Chen asked, Tutu didn't record a video this time.

Bai Miaomiao covered her mouth and smiled, "The sphincter is a bit..."

"Don't say any more," Jiang Chen stopped her, "Since you're here, help me write."

"Ah," she just went to change clothes, "I also want to feed the cat."

"But my readers are also waiting to be fed~" Jiang Chen didn't dare to let her out.

"Then it's okay to feed the cat after finishing writing," Bai Miaomiao discussed while stroking Huahua, "It also wants to see its sister."

"Yes~" Jiang Chen thought it would be noon, when there were few people, "You hug Huahua first, and I'll take a photo for you, a group photo of the Bai family."

After Jiang Chen's explanation, Bai Miaomiao cooperated with him to complete this photo, but it was a pity that Tutu left before taking the photo, Jiang Chen felt a little melancholy holding the issuing card.

In the study, Jiang Chen said, "I read a sentence and you write a sentence."

Bai Miaomiao stretched out two fingers, ready to fight, "I'm ready!"
"Ah, slow down, you're too fast, I'm going to die~" Bai Miaomiao shouted, it didn't seem like a fake, her forehead was sweating.

Jiang Chen stared at her two fingers typing on the keyboard, speechless for a moment, "Is this how you type?"

"I'm not very familiar with computers~" she apologized.

"That's it. Let me speak slowly so that I can think clearly."

In this way, the two of them spent a whole morning writing with two-finger meditation, and barely finished a chapter.

Jiang Chen felt a little unreasonable, "I didn't update yesterday, and I promise readers to write more today."

"Then what should I do~" Bai Miaomiao asked casually, holding her chin, her heart had already gone to the small woods outside.

Jiang Chen thought of a way to perfunctory the readers, and laughed, "You want Bai Huahua to cooperate with me in making a video."

Soon, Jiang Chen sent out this chapter, and there was a video easter egg chapter hanging behind it.

In the easter egg chapter, Bai Huahua stood on a chair, tapped her two paws on the keyboard, and stared at the computer in front of her seriously.

Can't see the screen at first.

This is a coherent shot. After the camera flashed past the white flowers, it was only then that the last sentence of this chapter was typed out on the screen.

Then Jiang Chen added the text: I'm sorry, my family's Huahua typed for me today, the speed is a bit slow, I'm sorry, readers, please forgive me.

Even if Bai Miaomiao can direct Bai Huahua, it is not easy to make it cooperate to not shoot randomly, but to capture the feeling that Jiang Chen wants to be coding. It took three shots to pass.

"Wow, Huahua, you're amazing! I'll get you three cat sticks!" Jiang Chen excitedly said after successfully getting past today's update.

Bai Huahua: If I had known, I would have taken ten photos~
Bai Miaomiao looked at Jiang Chen's appearance as a child, and bumped into Huahua, "I'm also responsible for this, right?"

Although the credit was neglected, Bai Miaomiao finally stopped typing with two fingers, and just used the mouse to point on the screen. She thought the mouse was much cuter than the keyboard.