Mr. Zhao's sweet wife

It's just that Qiaoqiao's current state looks a little bit wrong, squatting on the ground without image, holding an ice cream in his hand, eating cream all over his mouth, but still not concealing his natural beauty, could it be that foodie Shanshan?

Just as Jiang Chen was about to step forward, a wretched man in the front row said, "This is actually my wife, can I take it away?"

A group of people booed, and the staff was very responsible, "What's her name, we have her ID card here."

"Zhang Jing?"

"wrong."

"Wang Jing?"

"No, sir, please don't affect our work!" The staff warned.

"Isn't Li Jing right?"

After naming the three most-used names by women, this guy who wanted to fish in troubled waters was chased away by everyone, and Jiang Chen also took the opportunity to kick him twice, what the hell!

At this time, the female staff asked the leader for instructions, "Why don't we call the police?"

Why call the police, Jiang Chen walked up directly, "Sorry, this is my wife."

"Go down you!"

"Another one!"

"I still want to pick up a beautiful daughter-in-law for nothing, it's already 2020, bro!"

"Beat him!"

Although the voices of the crowd were loud and clear, Jiang Chen still leaned closer and said to the female staff member, "Her name is Qiao Qiao, and her ID number ends in 1314."

The staff glanced at the ID card in her hand, and she was right, she handed the ID card to Jiang Chen, "Everyone broke up, they know each other."

More than half of it was gone, but some people still wanted to see it. Such a beautiful fool is rare, and some people were curious about their relationship.

The staff was more responsible, and asked again, "What is your relationship? Are you really a husband and wife?"

"It's really a couple!" Jiang Chen also took out the wedding photos taken on his mobile phone to confirm to her, "My wife's head was stimulated a little, maybe it's not normal, and it's messing everyone up."

That's all he could say, after all, he didn't know what happened to Qiao Qiao.

"Auntie, do I still want to eat?" Qiaoqiao asked, but the tone was childish, and she actually called a staff member who was about her age Auntie?

The staff was not annoyed, she was used to it, and she no longer had doubts about Jiang Chen, "Your wife needs to eat, so you should take care of it yourself, and you too, knowing how old her IQ is, you don't even look at her." Hurry up!"

How old is the IQ?

Jiang Chen looked at Qiao Qiao, who had a mouthful of butter and didn't know how to rub it. Yazi really didn't look very smart. Could this be the ninth personality! ! !

"Thank you, thank you!" Jiang Chen said thanks, and was about to drag Qiao Qiao away, there were still a lot of people watching the excitement here.

However, Qiao Qiao refused to go with him, and looked at him with some wariness in her pure eyes, "Who are you? Why didn't Mom and Dad come to pick me up?"

Jiang Chen was helpless: "I was sent by your parents to pick you up."

"Uncle, are you my bodyguard?"

"Yes yes yes!" Jiang Chen admitted, probably she didn't understand anything about her husband.

After confirming Jiang Chen's identity, the staff also chimed in, "Yes, little girl, she is the bodyguard sent by your parents to pick you up. He will buy you whatever you want, so go with him."

The onlookers roared with laughter. After all, it was a bit cute to talk to such a big girl in such a coaxing tone.

Only then did Qiao Qiao no longer doubt it, but said to her bodyguard, "This aunt just invited me to eat ice cream, uncle, you can give her 1 yuan."

"Hey, the little girl is so proud!"

"This is a rich man!"

"Is it still too late for me to ask?"

Hearing the voices of the people around him, Qiao Qiao raised her head triumphantly, and said to Jiang Chen, "Give me the money, uncle, deduct it from my lucky money~"

The staff looked at Jiang Chen, and Jiang Chen looked at her, "Where's the QR code?"

The staff waved their hands: "No need~"

Jiang Chen lowered his voice: "I still have to pay for the ice cream~"

"15 yuan~"

Hearing the sound of "ding", Jiang Chen wiped the corner of Qiaoqiao's mouth, pulled her and said, "Okay, miss, the money has been paid, let's go home, the master and wife are waiting impatiently~"

Qiao Qiao shook off his hand, crossed his arms and said, "I haven't walked around enough yet..."

After she finished speaking, she left again, Jiang Chen quickly followed, and finally got away from the crowd of people eating melons, and he followed behind Qiao Qiao without leaving her footsteps.

"Qiaoqiao~" Jiang Chen called out.

"Who is Qiaoqiao?" She didn't recognize the name.

"Then what's your name?" Jiang Chen asked.

"I, I am cute!"

Cute love, is this also a name?Isn't this an adjective to describe my wife!
But the name is just a code name, Jiang Chen recognized it, "Cute, what else do you want to buy, let's go home after shopping."

"I want to eat this, this, and this, can I buy this side?" Ke Keaiai pointed to a shelf in the snack area and said proudly.

Jiang Chen was choked, what kind of family is this.

He flatly refused, "If you buy it, you can't finish it. If you can't finish it, it's a waste!"

He picked some from the cute selection area, "Okay, that's all!"

"Hmph, be stingy~" Ke Keai hugged her arms and acted angry, but she seemed to have recognized Jiang Chen's status as a bodyguard, and followed Jiang Chen obediently while holding her hand.

It's just that Jiang Chen struggled to walk through the snack area. Every time he took a step, the shopping cart would get heavier. Later, he bought a few plush toys and a few children's books, all children's favorites. .

Jiang Chen asked her, "Can you read?"

"You can ask grandma to read it to me~"

It seems illiterate, "Then how old are you?"

She stretched out four fingers, "I'm five years old!"

"One, two, three, four," Jiang Chen counted on her fingers, "How old are you?"

"I'm four years old?" She stretched out another slap, not sure.

Well, the appearance of four or five years old, Jiang Chen thought of Wan Ziqian's appearance when she was four or five years old.

When visiting the mother-baby area where Jiang Chen and Qiao Qiao got lost, Ke Keai smelled the fragrance of milk and said, "Ah, uncle, I want to drink grandma!"

"You're already five years old!" Jiang Chen said deliberately growing up.

However, she was not shy at all, she shook Jiang Chen's arm, "No, I want to drink grandma~"

Her main purpose was not to drink milk, but a container for drinking milk. In the end, she happily went out with Jiang Chen to pay the bill with a brand new feeding bottle in her mouth.

After leaving the shopping mall, Jiang Chen immediately called Long Wu, "If there is a situation, come quickly!"
"What's the matter, I'm going to work?" Long Wu was dressed in formal attire, preparing for work in the afternoon.

Jiang Chen kept holding Ke Keai's hand to prevent her from running away suddenly, "The Ninth Personality has appeared!"

"what!"

Long Wu was not calm for a moment, but her schedule for today has already been arranged, so she immediately said, "Don't tell me anything now, don't tell me what she is like, and go to your house as soon as I get off work! "

She didn't want to be distracted by Qiao Qiao's X personality when she was working later.

"Then hurry up, this personality is a bit difficult to control, I'm afraid I won't be able to see her!" Jiang Chen said very seriously.

Difficult to manage?Is it really a black-hearted anti-social personality?

Oh, I can't think about it anymore, I have to go to work!

Long Wu hung up the phone immediately, and asked the assistant to call the patient for him.

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Jiang Chen bought two shopping carts, but he still asked the store staff to put them in the cart for him. He didn't dare to be distracted. Four or five-year-old children are easy to get lost.

But when Jiang Chen asked her to take the co-pilot seat, she shook her head with the bottle in her mouth, "I don't want it, I want to sit in the baby seat in the back!"

Jiang Chen looked at the back row, "Miss, I haven't given you the exclusive baby seat yet, why don't you feel wronged and sit next to me."

She put down the feeding bottle, "Then the baby will feel wronged."

After the seat belt was fastened, Jiang Chen drove. Ke Keai held the baby bottle between her legs, took out a rainbow lollipop from her bag, and began to lick it happily.

The attribute of not being idle is somewhat similar to Bai Shanshan, but her IQ is even lower.

Jiang Chen tentatively asked her, "Cute, what are your parents' names?"

"Father is called Dad, and mother is called Mom." She took it for granted.

"Then do you know what 1+1 equals?"

"2!" she said confidently.

"What about 2+2?"

"4!" Still fast.

"What about 2+4?"

"2 plus 4," she began to move her fingers, busy for a while, "is it 6?"

"What about 5 plus 6?"

Keaiai didn't count, but sighed, "I'd better tell Dad, let him change to a bodyguard."

"Haha, just kidding, just kidding~" Jiang Chen smiled.

However, he has been able to confirm that the child's education level is only addition and subtraction within 10, and he is not very proficient.

"Stop the car, I want to get out of the car!" Ke Keai suddenly raised an eyebrow.

"Why?" Jiang Chen panicked. Could it be her own problem that made her feel alert or disgusted.

"You can't get out of the car!" Jiang Chen said, "It's cute, it's on the road, and you can't stop until you get home."

"But I can't hold on anymore!" Ke Ke's cute little face began to wrinkle.

"What can't you hold on anymore?" Seeing her struggling to get out of the seat belt, Jiang Chen panicked even more.

"I! I want! Hush! Hush!" she cried.

Depend on!
Jiang Chen fumbled around, "Persist a little longer, I, I'll help you find a public toilet right now! It's almost here in our community!"

However, at this moment, unfortunately, there was a red light in front of him. If it was only a red light, he would have done it for his wife, but there were cars in the four lanes ahead, so Jiang Chen could only wait.

"I can't hold on anymore!" Ke Keai uttered a final cry.

Then, Jiang Chen smelled something, and the cushion seemed to be wet, and Keaiai became relaxed, as if nothing had happened, and took a sip of the yogurt in the bottle.

Jiang Chen exclaimed, "Miss, you peed your pants!"

"Whoever told you not to stop, the nanny will wash it for me~" She excused herself and licked the lollipop again.

After the green light, Jiang Chen drove directly back to the community.

"Uncle, where are you taking me?" Seeing entering the community, Ke Keai asked.

"Go home."

"But is this my house?" She felt a little confused.

This puts Jiang Chen in a dilemma. What should I do at this time, continue to make up lies to deceive her, or tell her that you are actually my wife, and your identity is all imagined by you.

Without the professional Dragon Dance, Jiang Chen was really a bit blind. At this time, Jiang Chen thought of another professional, Su Yuqing!
Or, should I ask her for advice?

Qiao Qiao had been to her place, and although she didn't tell herself what they talked about specifically, she probably knew about the multiple personalities.

Anyway, she has a lot of free time selling tea, so Jiang Chen said to Ke Keai, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, please be quiet, okay?"

After parking in the underground parking lot, Jiang Chen got out of the car and called Su Yuqing.

"Hey, Sister Su, there is something I want to ask you."

"Tell me~"

"Well, I have a friend..."

"What's wrong with Qiao Qiao, just tell me."

"Okay," Jiang Chen could only say, "Now she has become a personality who is only four or five years old."

"Oh, loli Saiko!"

"Sister Su, please be more serious!" Jiang Chen was depressed, "Before we were outside, she seemed to be a rich lady, and at first she thought I was her bodyguard, so I took her away. Now I bring her home and she starts asking why I didn't take her back to her own home, what am I going to do next?"