No matter how you call, you can't wake up.Wan'er ran to the kitchen to get the pot lid and shovel, and knocked hard on Jiang Feng's ear a few times. Jiang Feng was so frightened that he sat up in a jerk: "What's wrong? An earthquake?"

"There's an earthquake, get up and run away!" Wan'er laughed loudly!
"It's you? I'll send you three words to get out!"

"It's already 8 o'clock, hurry up, we have to go to work quickly, you still don't get up!"

"Okay! Okay, I got it, you go out first, I need to change clothes!"

Wan'er exits the room!Jiang Feng was about to change clothes, but he was startled when he found that the phone was flickering open. What's going on?There are almost dozens of missed calls displayed on the phone.

These missed calls were all from Xiaoyun Yangliuyuer!

In addition to the missed calls, there were still N unread messages. Jiang Feng opened the message and saw that his lungs exploded. These N messages were all scolding him.

"Jiang Feng, you bastard!"

"Jiang Feng, you must die!"

"Jiang Feng, if you don't answer the phone again, we will find someone to destroy you!"

"Jiang Feng, you wicked ghost, although I didn't do you any favors, I never did you any harm, right? Why are you so wicked?"

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All the cursing words you can think of are all in the news!

Your grandma's, what's going on?I must abolish these three stinky women today.Why did you scold me N times overnight? ...

It turned out that the three of them used the beauty mirror last night and began to look very beautiful. After Jiang Feng left, Yu'er's face was covered with dark spots, and Yang Liu's face was full of acne.Xiao Yunquan blushed like a monkey's butt.So the three of them stayed up all night and took turns sending messages to Jiang Feng to scold him.

It wasn't until Jiang Feng called back that the three of them had become like this!I thought: It's over, it's over, according to the temper of these three stinky women, don't they eat me alive?This is how to do?I can't leave the beauty salon today.

So Jiang Feng took the time to change his clothes, for fear that Wan'er would leave early and would not eat, and followed closely behind Wan'er, looking left and right on the road, in case the three women suddenly appeared and beat him up!
Wan'er found that Jiang Feng was sticking to her like a dog's skin plaster, and she couldn't help but smiled softly, "What's wrong with you today? What's the matter with being so careful like a mouse being caught by a cat?"

"I had a nightmare last night, are you afraid of encountering a ghost today?"

"Big men are afraid of ghosts, this is the first time I've met them!"

Jiang Feng smiled awkwardly!
Although Jiang Feng smiled, he didn't relax his vigilance at all. He looked left and right, like a thief!When I finally entered the beauty salon, I breathed a sigh of relief.Hurry up and do something.

"Why is Big Brother Jiang so diligent today!" Both Xiao Yu and Sister Wang asked Wan'er what was going on?

"I don't know either. He acted like a thief this morning, walking on the road and exploring around!"

Jiang Feng, who was mopping the floor, heard the conversation between the few people: "Why don't you see people getting better? I've changed now, and you are talking bad things about me behind my back!"

Jiang Feng's cell phone rang at this moment. Jiang Feng took it out of his pocket and saw that it was Yu'er calling, so he hung up on him in a hurry!

But no matter what Jiang Feng was thinking, they kept calling!
"Brother Jiang, answer the phone!"

"Don't answer the harassing calls!"

Jiang Feng put the phone on silent.But Yu'er sent another message: "Jiang, if you don't answer the phone, you have to come out, otherwise we will call into your store!"

"Don't worry, I don't know what's going on with you. You asked me to steal the mirror and get plastic surgery. How can you blame me now that it's broken?"

"It must be you and Wan'er partnering to mess with us!"

"Don't get me wrong!"

"Then you come out and make it clear, or you can steal that mirror again, and let's see what's going on!"

"The facelift in the mirror is fake, I see Wan'er is useless at all today, she just made it for others with her hands!"

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"Brother Jiang, who are you sending messages to? It's been a long time! Go out and buy some food, the three of us are busy right now!" Wan'er Jiang Feng sat there playing with his mobile phone after finishing his work and asked him to go grocery shopping!
"Buying vegetables? No, no, I won't go to me..."

"What's the matter with you today? You're nagging, don't you usually do the grocery shopping?"

"Not today, I'm not feeling well, I don't want to go out alone!"

Wan'er stared at Jiang Feng's face for a while, then rolled her eyes, and asked as if she understood something: "Jiang Feng, I understand, you must be the most indebted person, right?"

"Who is the most indebted?" Jiang Feng suddenly realized that Wan'er had thought of this excuse for him, so he didn't have to think about it himself. I have to hide all the time, please don't let me out!" Jiang Feng pretended to be scared on purpose!

"Okay, okay, I won't let you go grocery shopping, let Sister Wang go after you're done!"

On this day, Jiang Feng was on pins and needles.Finally got off work.The two of them followed each other and walked home!

"Jiang Feng, you may not be safe following me like this. You are a big man and I am a weak woman. How can I protect you?"

"Your face-lifting mirror robot is amazing. If anyone dares to bully you, it will emit a strong light to help you, so it's safe for me to follow you!"

"Just let me marry you in the future? If I marry you, will I protect you for the rest of my life? Even I will live in fear!"

Jiang Feng himself couldn't figure out why he was afraid of those three women. Strictly speaking, he wasn't afraid of those three women. What he was afraid of was that those three women would tell about Jiang Feng's stealing of the beauty mirror. Come beat him up.

This beam is settled, disfigurement is such a serious matter for a woman, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have stolen that mirror, it's really bad luck.

"Stop! Stop, both of you!" Suddenly hearing someone yelling from behind to stop, Jiang Feng was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed Wan'er to hide.

"You look like a man, okay? What are you afraid of them doing!" Wan'er puffed up her chest.Looking back, there are two people chasing and running to another road!

"You scare people who are chasing others!" Buwan'er said happily, "I used to think you were quite a man, and you dared to stand up for me. What's wrong these days, you've become like a turtle!"

Jiang Feng said awkwardly: "Didn't I tell you? I met a creditor. I lost money with him before and didn't give it to him. Now he's chasing me!"

"This is what happened to the main picture!"

The two talked and returned home.Jiang Feng cooked dinner attentively, and the two had eaten.Sitting at the table to rest, Wan'er said to Jiang Feng: "I'm going to attend a product fair tomorrow, you're as timid as a thief, dare to go to the beauty salon alone?"

"When you go to the meeting, you must prepare enough food for me!" Jiang Feng thought of the horrible photo sent by the three of them, and thought that these three people might be waiting outside the door, trying to eat him.

"I think you are bewitched today. I don't know what you are afraid of. If you really can't do it, call the police!"

"No, no, then you go to the meeting, will Sister Wang and Xiao Yu go?"

"Let's all go!"

"Since you say I'm part of you, why don't you let me go?"

"The product we went to develop will be about privacy. There are no men at all. Don't you feel embarrassed when you go!"

"Okay, then I'll stay at home, you must go back early!"

"Suddenly you feel like a child!"

The next day Wan'er and the three of them went to the provincial capital for a meeting.Only Jiang Feng was left at home alone!
Jiang Feng had breakfast and hid in the bedroom to play with his mobile phone.

Yu'er, Yangliu Xiaoyun and the three of them had already sent someone to track down where Jiang Feng and Wan'er lived.

First, I sent someone to the beauty parlor to check, and found that the beauty parlor was closed today, and the words "going out to study" were pasted on the glass door.

Then they sent people to look at the place where Wan'er lived, only to find that Wan'er came out alone, followed Xiao Yu and Sister Wang, and she was overjoyed, good Jiang Feng, you are finally going to be caught by us today.

Several people made up their minds to catch Jiang Feng for revenge, but how could Jiang Feng get in at home?

After discussion among three people, a unanimous decision was made.Spend a high price to find someone to pretend to be a tax, and the courier will knock on the door.

Jiang Feng was hiding at home playing with his mobile phone when he heard someone ring the doorbell outside, and then the door was knocked loudly.

Jiang Feng looked out from the inside and saw someone he didn't know: "Why are you knocking on the door? Who are you looking for?"

"Oh! I deliver the courier! Is there a person named Wan'er here? I deliver the courier!"

"Pick up the courier and let me see!" After speaking, look out through the small hole in the door!

I found that the person who knocked on the door was going down, and said as he walked: "The courier is downstairs, I will go down and pick it up!"

But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see that person come up again!Well, you three actually sent someone to follow me.When I become stronger one day, hey, I will make it difficult for you too!

Jiang Feng was thinking like this, waiting for a while, I will not open the door even if the earth prince comes!Then I hid in the bedroom to lie on the bed and play with my mobile phone!
I fell asleep while playing.

The three of Xiaoyu and the others tried another trick when their plan failed, and found a master who could pick locks!Lied to the master that three people rent here together!I forgot to bring the key, give me more money and ask the master to help open the door, the master will not open the door!Said to look at the ID card, the three of them talked for a long time!He also took off his mask and said: "Look at the three of us! It's so ugly, how could I lie to you? Please help us open it!"

The master couldn't bear the cries of Yu'er and the three of them, and seeing that they didn't look like bad guys, he helped unlock the lock and took the money and left.

Yu'er and the three of them happily entered the living room and locked the door behind them.Without speaking loudly, she gently pushed Wan'er's bedroom away, but there was no one in it.

"It must be in that room!" Xiao Yun said softly.

"Hush!" Yang Liu said, "Is the powder ready? Jiang Feng is not a vegetarian. Last time he beat the three of us by himself!"

"Here it is!" Xiaoyun opened a medicine bag and showed Yu'er and Yang Liu!

"I think he should have fallen asleep, otherwise the three of us made such a big commotion, wouldn't we not know?"

  These three people came to poison Jiang Feng, because they thought that Jiang Feng ruined their faces, not only their jobs, but also their beautiful life!You must know that for a woman who eats youth, her face is her job. Now that her job has been destroyed, it has turned the three of them into ugly monsters!So everyone wanted to kill Jiang Feng!The medicinal powder they got this time is a highly toxic pesticide powder!

While the three of them were discussing outside the door, Jiang Feng heard movement outside the house.He got up, put the pillow under the quilt, and pretended to be sleeping there alone.He hid himself in the closet.

Think about it and feel wrong!If the three of them come in!I hid in the closet but couldn't use my hands and feet!You might as well hide behind the door!Beat them up while they're in the house before running out.

Thinking of this, he got out of the closet again and hid behind the door!

Yu'er, Xiaoyun and Yangliu tiptoed to the door, Yu'er opened the door gently, Xiaoyun and Yangliu rushed in and sprinkled the medicine powder on the pillow on the bed!A burst of medicine mist filled the air.

"Hahaha!" The three ugly monsters laughed loudly at the bed.

Jiang Feng hid behind the door!Seeing the three people laughing at the bed at this moment, they suddenly got out from behind the door, ran into the living room, opened the door and ran out.

"Where are you going?" The two strangers at the door rushed up together, pressed Jiang Feng to the ground, and cut his hands behind his back.

"What are you doing? Let go of me, my girlfriend is amazing?"

"We are using people's money to eliminate disasters for others, brother, don't blame me!"

"What? You are not with the three ugly women in the room!"

"What woman?"

"It doesn't matter who we are, you still owed us 1 yuan last time, come with us!"

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