I can't be rushing

Wu Sheng returned home and sat quietly in front of his computer. He didn't even type out a single word, but the three-day deadline kept pressing him to sit in front of the computer.

"Why can't it be longer?"

Wu Sheng also said helplessly that he naturally wanted to go to a show like the Spring Festival Gala, but he was rejected by a suitable manuscript. He usually accepts long-form works.

It was somewhat unaccustomed to suddenly ask him to change a short story. The most important thing was that since it was a short story, it had to be more funny, and it couldn't be as deep as writing a novel.

"Go to the Internet and find jokes!"

Wu Sheng is also a little tired. After such a long time, he has not found a suitable manuscript, so he can only look for useful memes on the Internet to use.

If you want to play a sketch, you should be clear about the audience you are targeting. Wu Sheng also knows this very well. It is impossible for him to please everyone.

So it can only be done by pleasing young people, or pleasing old people. Most of Wu Sheng's fans are young people, so his goal is very clear, that is to please young people.

However, the general laughing points of contemporary young people are relatively high. If you don’t handle it well, you will probably be sprayed to death. He was on the Spring Festival Gala, and it was also on CCTV.

"How? Did you agree with it?"

Seeing the call from Shang Yuxian, Wu Sheng immediately asked anxiously. This question is very important. It is impossible for him to perform the sketch by himself.

The only choice left is the talk show, which requires relatively high professional skills. Wu Sheng is not confident that he can do well, so he can only focus on sketches.

"I agree, but fortunately you called earlier, otherwise I would have been dragged away by other column groups!"

"That's okay, they haven't snatched you away from me yet!"

After Wu Sheng finished saying this, he was also taken aback for a moment, mainly because he was thinking about something in his mind, and he said something that didn't pass through his brain.

"you this……"

After Shang Yuxian heard it, she also fell into deep thought for a moment. This is the Spring Festival Gala of the CCTV column group. Wu Sheng kindly invited her to participate. If there is no ghost, the audience would not be able to justify it.

"A slip of the tongue! A slip of the tongue!"

"However, there is one more thing I want to tell you, that is, I haven't confirmed this one yet. I have to wait three days until I hand over the manuscript to director Zhang Yimou to confirm whether I can participate in the Spring Festival Gala."

"Huh? I just promoted the Spring Festival Gala on the fruit stand for you!"

Shang Yuxian was instantly stunned when he heard this. The company's senior executives had considered for a long time before rejecting the one from the fruit station. After all, CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is not so easy to attend.

For this reason, their company even celebrated Shang Yuxian, but it turned out that Wu Sheng said something like this, which made Shangxian's originally happy mood drop to a trough in an instant.

"Don't worry! Don't worry!"

"Even if you can't make it to CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, I can guarantee that you can make it to Fruit TV's Spring Festival Gala, so don't worry!"

Wu Sheng also immediately made a guarantee with Shang Yuxian. With his popularity, if he can't even make it to the Spring Festival Gala on the fruit stand, then he really won't be of much use.

"That's good! Have you thought about what we will play?"

"Play a skit!"

"Give me the manuscript, so I can prepare myself mentally!"

"There is no manuscript yet..."

"You...you! You are going to piss me off!"

Shang Yuxian stomped his feet angrily on the other end of the phone, cooperating with Wu Sheng to play empty-handed white wolf with her, and deceived her when nothing was confirmed.

"Calm down! You have to believe in my strength!"

"Think about it, so many directors asked me to bring scripts into the team, what does that mean?"

"It means that they believe in my writing level, so the director believes in it, so can't you believe it?"

"That's true, then I'll wait for your good news!"

"no problem!"

After Wu Sheng finished talking so much, he immediately slumped down on the chair, and finally bluffed Shang Yuxian with his hands. Now his mind is really blank, and he has no idea at all.

"What should I do!"

Wu Sheng also started to scratch in an instant. He didn't even have the content about the sketch in his mind. Seeing that the time was getting closer, Wu Sheng finally had no choice.

He stood up, then went out to have a meal, and drank some wine. He felt that drinking alcohol can activate the thinking of the human brain, so now he urgently needs to drink some wine to activate his brain.

He didn't go to other places either. It was Xue Zhizhi who signed a contract in Lingxi City. He also immediately sent Xue Zhisign a WeChat message. After all, if you make this call, you can get free.

"Why?"

"I'm at your hot pot restaurant now!"

Wu Sheng didn't talk nonsense when he came up, he just chose to get into the theme, drink early to find a suitable idea earlier, and only then can he successfully participate in the Spring Festival Gala this year.

"That's all right, bye!"

"Are you alone?"

Xue Zhizhi was of course joking. Last time Wu Sheng assisted him in singing, he didn't find a suitable opportunity to thank Wu Sheng. This time he can thank Wu Sheng.

"To one person!"

"That's okay, wait and tell me which store you are in, and I will call and ask him to give you a free order!"

Seeing that Xue Zhizhi was actually Wu Sheng alone, then there was no problem, even if Wu Sheng had a big appetite, as much as he could eat alone, it was nothing more than a few hundred.

Of course, you can bring one or two people there, but it's a bit too much if you want seven or eight people to go there, so Wu Sheng Xue Zhizhi is naturally relieved.

Whoever makes Wu Sheng is also a popular traffic niche now, he has to maintain all aspects of his figure, otherwise his image will be ruined. Of course, a free person like Wu Sheng doesn't care.

However, Wu Sheng's money-greedy nature has spread, and he believes that Wu Sheng will not give up hundreds of thousands or millions of notices just for the sake of eating well for himself.

"Then thank you, Boss Xue!"

"Just come and help me sing next time!"

"no problem!"

Of course, there is another point in Xue Zhizhi's invitation to Wu Sheng to eat, that is, he wants to make friends with Wu Sheng. Wu Sheng's personality is indeed good, and there are only two people who can talk back to him on stage.

It is good to call him to the concert when there is nothing to do, and the two of them have an active and lively atmosphere, so that most of the time can be consumed, and he can also rest for a while.

"Please, the main company has called just now, and all your consumption here tonight is free!"

"Yeah, bring the menu first!"

Since Wu Sheng was a local star and was also a friend of their boss, he naturally didn't dare to neglect, so he directly arranged a small private room for Wu Sheng.

"Okay, just do it like this!"

Wu Sheng also made a few quick strokes on the menu. He came here today to get drunk, so naturally he ordered a lot of wine, but he didn't specifically pick expensive ones.

They all ordered the 65-degree Red Star Erguotou. The price of this kind of wine is not expensive, only more than 20 yuan, and Xue Zhizhu's shop is not much more expensive, only a few yuan more expensive.

In Wu Sheng's opinion, this is already very conscientious. He has also been to many celebrity stores, and the prices there are generally several times higher than those outside. A can of Coke costs ten yuan.

"Are you sure you want so much wine by yourself?"

The waitress looked at the ten bottles of Erguotou on the menu and couldn't believe it. They were all high-strength baijiu, and ordinary people might not be able to stand drinking one bottle. Wu Sheng actually wanted ten bottles.

"That's right! Just follow the menu!"

"Ok, I see!"

In less than 5 minutes, all the dishes Wu Sheng ordered were served, and he blew a bottle into his mouth without saying a word. Fortunately, no one else saw it, otherwise he really thought Wu Sheng was a monster.

Wu Sheng is different from ordinary people. His body has been strengthened in the dimensional space, and his drinking capacity is no longer comparable to that of ordinary people. This 65-degree liquor is just enough to make him a little drunk.

Not to mention beer, Wu Sheng drinks it like drinking water, and now the wine below 30 degrees has no effect on Wu Sheng, and the wine above 40 degrees basically does not have much effect.