Past and Present: This CEO is too infatuated
196. Brother Hu, You Come First
In the pharmacy, Xiao Baiya stood in front of a dazzling array of family planning supplies counters, at a loss. Usually, he would just pick up a box, but today, the enthusiastic salesman began to explain it to him.
"Sir, this is ultra-thin, this is fruity, this is colorful, and there are also shaped sets, which one do you want?"
Xiaobai Ya scratched his head and said, "Just take a box!"
"Sir, this thing can't be casual. It also comes in different sizes. An inappropriate size will affect your comfort. Do you know your own size?" The salesman was obviously well-informed, and he didn't blush when he said these words.
On the contrary, Xiao Bai Ya's face turned red, he shook his head and muttered, "I don't know."
The salesman took out a brand-new soft ruler and handed it to him, saying, "Then go to the bathroom and test it."
Half an hour later, Xiaobai Ya came out of the bathroom with a blushing face, and whispered something to the salesman.
Then the salesman pointed out several models to him, and asked, "Do you like ultra-thin or scented ones, colorful ones or special-shaped ones?"
This stumped Xiao Bai Ya again, but at this moment, Ji Hu came in angrily from outside the door and asked, "Why haven't I bought it after so long!"
The society is very open, and the two men in front of them bought condoms. Although the salesman was stunned, he still responded appropriately.
"Sir, it's better to choose this one, the fruity aroma, increase..."
Before the salesman finished speaking, Ji Hu snatched a box of condoms from his hand. He pointed at Little White Fang and said, "It takes 5 minutes, you can fucking do it for more than half an hour! You really have it!"
Ji Hu went to pay the bill cursing, and dragged Xiao Baiya into the car. In the eyes of the pharmacy staff, the couple looked like violent gay men.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks like a man, but it's actually a subject!" the salesman muttered to himself.
"People these days, don't understand, don't understand!" said the cashier lady shaking her head.
So tonight's topic of conversation in the pharmacy was this combination of shyness and fury.
The white Xiali started up again, and Ji Hu shouted angrily at the little white tooth: "Hurry up and drive, it's useless at all. When you don't arrive at the place later, people wake up and make a lot of noise and call the police to find out. Don't talk about making money, you can't even keep your fucking head!"
Sudden slamming on the brakes, Xiao Baiya turned his head and asked, "Brother Hu, is this going to lose your head?"
Luo Quan yawned, lit a cigarette twice and said, "Hurry up, don't be a jerk! What kind of head is lost, brother Hu frightened you, you are so timid and capable of making a ball!"
Little White Ya asked suspiciously: "Really? I just want to earn some money to go home and marry a wife. If I lose my head, I won't do it!"
"Fuck you!" Ji Hu punched him on the shoulder, "Hurry up! You're timid, are you still a man?"
Xiaobai Ya dodged the pain for a while, and then started the car again.
"Brother Hu, should we take the high speed or go down?" Xiao Baiya asked.
"Next!" Ji Hu said impatiently.
There are only probes on the high speed, and there are small roads below, and there are no probes after passing two villages in the city. Although it is slower, it is safe.
At this time, nearly two hours had passed since Ji Hu brought Xu Ziruo into the car. Xu Ziruo snorted and murmured, "It's cold...it's so cold..."
"Fuck! Is this bitch awake?" Luo Quan dropped the cigarette butt at his feet in shock, and bent down to look for it in a hurry.
Ji Hu hurriedly turned on the phone to take a picture of Xu Ziruo, but saw that her eyes were still tightly closed, and she was hugging herself with her arms.
But no, in the cold weather, they were wearing down jackets, but Luo Quan opened the car window, Xu Ziruo was only wearing thin home clothes, shivering from the cold.
"Puff out the cigarette and close the car windows!" Ji Hu ordered, taking off his down jacket and covering Xu Ziruo.
It's not that he feels sorry for her, but that if she gets sick, if she makes a fuss later and then removes the piece of meat in her stomach, she may die.
Ji Hu was still afraid of losing his life. He didn't want to make money or spend his life.
"Brother Hu, I can't find the cigarette butt!" Luo Quan continued to search anxiously while smelling the burning smell.
"Look for it quickly! Don't catch fire!" Ji Hu gritted his back teeth and said.
Little White Fang braked again and stopped on the side of the road. Luo Quan hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car. In the gap between the car door and the seat, he finally found the half cigarette that burned a hole in the floor mat.
The car started again, and there was an urban village in front of it, the road was dark and narrow, Xiao Bai Fang slowed down the speed of the car.
Xu Ziruo moved again, turned over, and curled up in Ji Hu's big down jacket, probably warmed up, this time she didn't cry anymore.
Looking at this posture, Ji Hu always felt uneasy, afraid that she would suddenly wake up and shout, so he hurriedly said: "Drive faster, there are not even ghosts on the road at this point!"
"I'm afraid that someone will come out in case!" Xiao Baiya didn't speed up, but justified.
"You're so fucking wrong! Don't worry, I'll cut you!" Ji Hu swore and punched him again.
Xiao Baiya dodged, his hands holding the steering wheel shook, and the car body was tilted. He quickly said: "Don't hit! Brother Hu! Be careful of crashing!"
"Hit your sister's car! There's not even a ghost!" Luo Quan cursingly took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but didn't dare to open the window to light the fire.
"Drive!" Ji Hu punched the back of the driver's seat.
Xiao Baiya turned on the headlights, stepped on the accelerator, shifted gears, accelerated, and the car swished out.
It was ten o'clock in the winter night, the night was cold and windy, there were no pedestrians on the road, only a few occasional dogs barking, and the sound of adults beating and scolding children, and children crying.
"Let me tell you! There's not even a ghost!" Ji Hu was proud of his wisdom.
Luo Quan yawned and said: "Hurry up! Anyway, there is no one, I can't hold it anymore!"
Ji Hu hurriedly said: "You grandson, stand up for me, and talk about it when we get to the place, there can't be any delay! It's almost three fucking hours wasted!"
"Very good! It must be strong!" Luo Quan yawned again and again, with tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, "I'll give you an injection later, and then another shot, damn it, it's so cool!"
"Your sister! It's making my heart itch!" Ji Hu looked at Xu Ziruo and said.
"Then you'll do it first!" Luo Quan yawned again and said.
"I think it will work!" Ji Hu said while loosening his belt.
The down jacket covering Xu Ziruo was ripped off, and she curled up again, but she still didn't wake up.
Ji Hu grabbed her waist and said, "Damn it, the waist is so thin that it doesn't even have any flesh. It's so boring!"
"Let's do it, Brother Hu!" Luo Quan yawned and said, "We usually have to spend money, but this not only costs nothing, but also makes money for nothing. What kind of bicycle do you want?"
"That's right!" Ji Hu stretched out his hand to change Xu Ziruo's position, and was about to take off her pants.
"Sir, this is ultra-thin, this is fruity, this is colorful, and there are also shaped sets, which one do you want?"
Xiaobai Ya scratched his head and said, "Just take a box!"
"Sir, this thing can't be casual. It also comes in different sizes. An inappropriate size will affect your comfort. Do you know your own size?" The salesman was obviously well-informed, and he didn't blush when he said these words.
On the contrary, Xiao Bai Ya's face turned red, he shook his head and muttered, "I don't know."
The salesman took out a brand-new soft ruler and handed it to him, saying, "Then go to the bathroom and test it."
Half an hour later, Xiaobai Ya came out of the bathroom with a blushing face, and whispered something to the salesman.
Then the salesman pointed out several models to him, and asked, "Do you like ultra-thin or scented ones, colorful ones or special-shaped ones?"
This stumped Xiao Bai Ya again, but at this moment, Ji Hu came in angrily from outside the door and asked, "Why haven't I bought it after so long!"
The society is very open, and the two men in front of them bought condoms. Although the salesman was stunned, he still responded appropriately.
"Sir, it's better to choose this one, the fruity aroma, increase..."
Before the salesman finished speaking, Ji Hu snatched a box of condoms from his hand. He pointed at Little White Fang and said, "It takes 5 minutes, you can fucking do it for more than half an hour! You really have it!"
Ji Hu went to pay the bill cursing, and dragged Xiao Baiya into the car. In the eyes of the pharmacy staff, the couple looked like violent gay men.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks like a man, but it's actually a subject!" the salesman muttered to himself.
"People these days, don't understand, don't understand!" said the cashier lady shaking her head.
So tonight's topic of conversation in the pharmacy was this combination of shyness and fury.
The white Xiali started up again, and Ji Hu shouted angrily at the little white tooth: "Hurry up and drive, it's useless at all. When you don't arrive at the place later, people wake up and make a lot of noise and call the police to find out. Don't talk about making money, you can't even keep your fucking head!"
Sudden slamming on the brakes, Xiao Baiya turned his head and asked, "Brother Hu, is this going to lose your head?"
Luo Quan yawned, lit a cigarette twice and said, "Hurry up, don't be a jerk! What kind of head is lost, brother Hu frightened you, you are so timid and capable of making a ball!"
Little White Ya asked suspiciously: "Really? I just want to earn some money to go home and marry a wife. If I lose my head, I won't do it!"
"Fuck you!" Ji Hu punched him on the shoulder, "Hurry up! You're timid, are you still a man?"
Xiaobai Ya dodged the pain for a while, and then started the car again.
"Brother Hu, should we take the high speed or go down?" Xiao Baiya asked.
"Next!" Ji Hu said impatiently.
There are only probes on the high speed, and there are small roads below, and there are no probes after passing two villages in the city. Although it is slower, it is safe.
At this time, nearly two hours had passed since Ji Hu brought Xu Ziruo into the car. Xu Ziruo snorted and murmured, "It's cold...it's so cold..."
"Fuck! Is this bitch awake?" Luo Quan dropped the cigarette butt at his feet in shock, and bent down to look for it in a hurry.
Ji Hu hurriedly turned on the phone to take a picture of Xu Ziruo, but saw that her eyes were still tightly closed, and she was hugging herself with her arms.
But no, in the cold weather, they were wearing down jackets, but Luo Quan opened the car window, Xu Ziruo was only wearing thin home clothes, shivering from the cold.
"Puff out the cigarette and close the car windows!" Ji Hu ordered, taking off his down jacket and covering Xu Ziruo.
It's not that he feels sorry for her, but that if she gets sick, if she makes a fuss later and then removes the piece of meat in her stomach, she may die.
Ji Hu was still afraid of losing his life. He didn't want to make money or spend his life.
"Brother Hu, I can't find the cigarette butt!" Luo Quan continued to search anxiously while smelling the burning smell.
"Look for it quickly! Don't catch fire!" Ji Hu gritted his back teeth and said.
Little White Fang braked again and stopped on the side of the road. Luo Quan hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car. In the gap between the car door and the seat, he finally found the half cigarette that burned a hole in the floor mat.
The car started again, and there was an urban village in front of it, the road was dark and narrow, Xiao Bai Fang slowed down the speed of the car.
Xu Ziruo moved again, turned over, and curled up in Ji Hu's big down jacket, probably warmed up, this time she didn't cry anymore.
Looking at this posture, Ji Hu always felt uneasy, afraid that she would suddenly wake up and shout, so he hurriedly said: "Drive faster, there are not even ghosts on the road at this point!"
"I'm afraid that someone will come out in case!" Xiao Baiya didn't speed up, but justified.
"You're so fucking wrong! Don't worry, I'll cut you!" Ji Hu swore and punched him again.
Xiao Baiya dodged, his hands holding the steering wheel shook, and the car body was tilted. He quickly said: "Don't hit! Brother Hu! Be careful of crashing!"
"Hit your sister's car! There's not even a ghost!" Luo Quan cursingly took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but didn't dare to open the window to light the fire.
"Drive!" Ji Hu punched the back of the driver's seat.
Xiao Baiya turned on the headlights, stepped on the accelerator, shifted gears, accelerated, and the car swished out.
It was ten o'clock in the winter night, the night was cold and windy, there were no pedestrians on the road, only a few occasional dogs barking, and the sound of adults beating and scolding children, and children crying.
"Let me tell you! There's not even a ghost!" Ji Hu was proud of his wisdom.
Luo Quan yawned and said: "Hurry up! Anyway, there is no one, I can't hold it anymore!"
Ji Hu hurriedly said: "You grandson, stand up for me, and talk about it when we get to the place, there can't be any delay! It's almost three fucking hours wasted!"
"Very good! It must be strong!" Luo Quan yawned again and again, with tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, "I'll give you an injection later, and then another shot, damn it, it's so cool!"
"Your sister! It's making my heart itch!" Ji Hu looked at Xu Ziruo and said.
"Then you'll do it first!" Luo Quan yawned again and said.
"I think it will work!" Ji Hu said while loosening his belt.
The down jacket covering Xu Ziruo was ripped off, and she curled up again, but she still didn't wake up.
Ji Hu grabbed her waist and said, "Damn it, the waist is so thin that it doesn't even have any flesh. It's so boring!"
"Let's do it, Brother Hu!" Luo Quan yawned and said, "We usually have to spend money, but this not only costs nothing, but also makes money for nothing. What kind of bicycle do you want?"
"That's right!" Ji Hu stretched out his hand to change Xu Ziruo's position, and was about to take off her pants.
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