How to Survive in Sand Sculpture Romance

20 minutes later……

"Fuck, what the hell, where is this?"

Looking at the high wall in front of him, the voice on the map is still talking.

"Please go straight for 30 meters at the current location and turn right."

If it weren't for looking at the map on the phone and saying so, Su Yu would have wondered if he was blind
"Hey, there is obviously a high wall in front of this, okay, let me fly over it?"

"Please go straight, please go straight."

"what are you"

Su Yu was terribly annoyed by the mobile phone map. He walked back and forth a few steps to the side, and then the voice of the mobile phone map kept saying:
"It has deviated from the indicated road, it has deviated from the indicated road, please adjust the direction as soon as possible."

"There is a high wall ahead!!!!!!"

"Pfft hahahahahahahahaha, can you still talk to this thing? It can understand, and, is this artificial intelligence? This is obviously an artificial mental retardation. Hahahaha, I laughed to death, otherwise, you fly over ? Hahahahahahahaha”

Comrade Xiaosan laughed in the system, unable to take care of himself, while Su Yu listened to the artificial mentally retarded in the mobile phone talking non-stop, while Xiaosan's crazy ridicule came from his ears, Su Yu was almost going to explode.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you."

According to the regulations, the host can beat the portable system.And if it is broken, it can be returned or replaced.

When Xiaosan heard this, she quickly shut up.

"Cut, it's alright, it's alright, forgive you."

"Okay, thank you brother"

Comrade Xiaosan said dog-leggedly.

Here, Su Yu was thinking about the wall just now, and the artificial mentally retarded person in the mobile phone was still repeating the sentence just now, making Su Yu's head grow big when he said it. Suddenly, he saw that the space was too leisurely Comrade Jun Xiaosan.

Su Yu didn't know what was going on in his mind, and laughed out accidentally.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Su Yu's laughter spread into the system space. Comrade Xiaosan, who was still leisurely chasing online dramas, heard Su Yu's laughter, and for some reason, his back suddenly felt a little cold.

"Hiss~, it's autumn? Why is it a bit cold?"

Xiaosan underestimated in a low voice.

"Hey hey, third brother, little third brother, hey hey"

"Fuck me, when did you come in, I lost it, did you flash?"

Su Yu's sudden appearance scared Xiao San's popcorn.

Think about it, you were happily chasing dramas, but suddenly your good friend is smiling, talking to you very attentively, beating your legs and so on, how scary.

The so-called friendliness is definitely not a good thing.

Knowing this well, Xiaosan hurriedly moved one meter away from Su Yu.

"Tell me, what's the matter, say something quickly, fart quickly, don't give me these useless things."

"Hey hey, you still know me, I just beg you to help me."

"Yo~, Brother Yu also asked me for something, didn't he just say he wanted to beat me up, what's wrong, he changed his mind so quickly?"

As the saying goes, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor, Feng Shui turns around, no, the retribution will come after the slapstick is over.

"I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong, you adults don't remember the villain's mistakes, let me go a size younger brother."

Su Yu looked at Xiaosan's appearance as a bad landlord, although he wanted to put a sack on him and throw him in the toilet circle for kicking, but after all, if you want something from others, you have to be humble.

"Oh, I'm sorry, little San~, San'er~, President San, Mr. System, you don't remember the fault of a villain, and the prime minister can pull a boat in his stomach. Please let me go, poor little one. I was confused for a while."

Su Yu kept talking in front of Xiaosan, shaking his body constantly, the shaking system almost vomited, looking at this posture, if he didn't agree, this kid would have to shake for a day.

Alas, there is no way, my own host has to help even if he sells everything.

"Tell me, what's the matter"

"Hey, it's actually nothing, just, emmm, aren't you also a system, I'm just thinking, hey."

"What are you thinking..."

"Um, uh, can you temporarily host me on my phone, just, ahem, ahem, as a guide for me."

"I, what the hell, I am a dignified system, system, do you understand, you let me run into this artificial mentally retarded place, and use it as a navigation for you, I think you are insulting me."

Comrade Xiaosan was almost pissed off by Su Yu. It was too much for him to do such a thing for such an awesome experimental result.

"This, how can this be considered an insult, ouch~"

Seeing the system turning his back angrily, Su Yu was also a little embarrassed. Seeing Xiaosan in the system space, suddenly, he thought of another way, a way to get the best of both worlds.

"San'er, San'er, don't be angry, I have another way to make sure you are satisfied."

"any solution."

Comrade Xiaosan, with a puffed up face, spoke angrily.

"Do you still remember the lottery prize we had at the annual meeting of the head office?"

"that?"

"It's that person's body, you forgot, the company's annual meeting, I won the super prize."

"what?"

Let's bring our perspective back to the annual meeting of the head office. At that time, Su Yu, an old fritter, was finally qualified to participate in the annual meeting of the headquarters after working for so long. He thought it was just for eating and drinking. But who knew, he actually won the biggest award.

A new product developed by the headquarters of Quick Transmute, a person, yes, a man, uh, not a person, but just a human-like body that looks like it.

I heard that this product can parasitize your own system in it. It sounds very powerful, right? Su Yu also thought it at the time.

Then the boss asked him to come to the stage to accept the award, said a bunch of words that made Su Yu want to vomit, and finally handed this thing over to him.

After the annual meeting, Su Yu carried this thing home.

Although it is just a body, the weight is not much lighter than a normal person. After returning home, Su Yu threw this thing into the system space. It has not been taken out for a long time, and it is probably dusty. .

"Hey, can you turn it over, or forget it"

Comrade Xiaosan watched Su Yu rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and there was dust everywhere.

And some things from a long time ago in this warehouse have been dug out, such as the Dahuan Dan in the world of martial arts, some ancient embroidery, blue and white porcelain, some calligraphy and paintings, and small broken swords.

These were all when Su Yu was in this industry not long ago, and everything he saw was novel and interesting. To put it bluntly, he had never seen the world, so he collected a bunch of junk at the beginning.

ha?You ask me why I don't sell these things?
It’s not that Su Yu has never thought about this, but there is no way, yes, the headquarters has regulations, and it is not allowed to bring things obtained in the mission world to his own world, which will cause chaos in time and space.

Therefore, the dream of getting rich was shattered at the beginning, and the treasures that Su Yu thought were all piled up here and turned into tatters.

"Where is it, where is it?"

Su Yu searched for it, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find that body.

"Why don't you give it a call?"

Su Yu was looking for something over there.And comrade Xiaosan of our system is drinking tea leisurely here.

"Eh?"

"what is wrong?"

Comrade Xiaosan suddenly heard Su Yu's exclamation, put down the tea and ran over quickly.

"I found it, hehe"

The dirty, dusty Su Yu smiled and showed off the man's body to the system.

"Stinky Boy"

Comrade Xiaosan took a handkerchief and wiped it for Su Yu, and Su Yu excitedly said to Comrade Xiaosan:
"Oh, leave me alone, try it quickly and see if you get used to it"

"Hahahaha, do you think it's clothes? Are you still used to it? What's wrong with it?"

Xiaosan smiled, he got into that body, and he was a little dazed looking at Su Yu's childish behavior.

Looking at the system that didn't speak for a long time, Su Yu thought he disliked being dirty, so he quickly wiped the man's body with the towel that Xiaosan wiped his face just now.

"Oh, it's too early to say that you dislike dirty. I know you're a clean freak. I'll wipe it for you. After eating the barbecue, you'll be washing it when you go home."

"Tut tsk tsk, I have to say, I'm jealous of your body, look at this big abs, these tight muscles, alas. Look at me again. A whole abs, ah ah ah ah ah , obviously everyone is lazy, how come you can get this handsome body without hard work, get angry, hum"

Su Yu was chanting here and there, but the system over there was attracted by the words in Su Yu's mouth:
"Family?"

Xiao San was a little familiar with this word, and suddenly felt that someone had said it to him a long time ago.

"Oh, look at your whole body covered in mud, we'll wash it off when we get home..."

"Oh, what are you doing all this, it's a surprise for me..."

"Marry me……"

"Go!!! Leave me alone!!!"

Some unfamiliar images suddenly appeared in Xiaosan's mind, scenes of him and another man.

"Yes, love?"

Xiao San didn't know, his brain was filled with scenes of him living with another person, many, but something suddenly appeared in the end, was it an accident?

Why can't I see the face, why, who is that man, why can't I see.

Xiaosan tried hard to recall the man's figure, but the man's face in his memory was always blurred, he couldn't see it clearly, and the more he wanted to see it, the more painful it was, Xiaosan didn't know why he would want to Crying, why is this happening, he only knows that he has a terrible headache now.

"what----"

The system felt like his head was about to explode.

Su Yu here saw that Xiaosan was in such pain suddenly. Su Yu panicked. He didn't know what to do, so he could only keep saying in the system's ear:
"Little San!!!! San'er, what's wrong with you, hurry up and talk, what's wrong with you."

Seeing the system getting more and more painful, Su Yu felt the pain in his heart for the first time. It was the pain of not wanting his important people to leave.

"San'er, hurry up and tell me what's wrong with you"

Xiaosan was still in so much pain that she couldn't take care of herself, her face turned pale, and her red lips were bitten so bloodless that she was about to bleed.

"Little San!!! San'er!! Come out, hurry up, as long as you come out, you should be fine, hurry up!!!"

"No, no, no, I can't get out, I'm trapped inside."

The system said word by word, Su Yu panicked.

He cried, he couldn't do anything to help, he could only watch Xiaosan rolling on the ground in pain, he couldn't do anything.