How to Survive in Sand Sculpture Romance

Lin Rou opened her eyes suspiciously, and saw the man in front of her with a smile still in his eyes. Then, the man raised his hand and approached her forehead.

Before Lin Rou could react, pa——

Lin Rou's brain collapsed after being hit.

Caught off guard, Lin Rou stayed where she was in a daze, and didn't react for a moment to hit him.

Su Yu looked at Lin Rou standing there blankly, fondled her hair and said:
"Little girl, what are you thinking about when you don't want to study all day long? Every day, watch less girly comics and study more!"

Then, the culprit messed up Lin Rou's soft hair and fled the scene. It was not until Su Yu had gone a long way that Lin Rou realized that Su Yu had tricked him.

"Su Yu!!!! You wait for me!!!"

Su Yu, who had not walked far, heard Lin Rou's loud and resentful roar.

He laughed and said:
"Sure enough, I'm still a child at heart, tsk tsk tsk."

Author: It's as if you are talking about how old you are. Aren't you yourself terribly naive, and you have the nerve to talk about others, cut.

Su Yu: Slightly slightly slightly, I have the face and I am powerful, the value of the face is justice, hum, you are not as beautiful as the prince, so you always hate me.

Author: Puba, I got a sword in my chest.

Su Yu hummed an unknown tune, and returned to his house with a pile of food. Seeing that Mr. System had woken up, he was sitting blankly on the sofa.

Just how to put it, it's the kind of dumbfounded, with a hole in the head.

Some long black hair is like a chicken coop at this time, and his clothes are messed up. He sits on the sofa straight, how straight is it, as if there is a principal teacher behind your seat when you are in an open class .

Those who didn't know thought he was listening to the lecture carefully, but if you look closely at his eyes, you can see that his eyes are dull and dull, and it seems that the machine is not turned on quickly.

Su Yu didn't care about him, and put the bought food directly on the table. He took a plastic-packed cup of soy milk bought at the morning market and meat buns bought at the meat bun boss, and sat down. Sitting on the stool, watching the system master turn on while eating.

Silently, he also took out his mobile phone records.

The title is: Precious video of early human brain training.

About 7 minutes later, Su Yu ate two buns before the product turned on successfully.

"I'll go, what is so delicious, I really want to eat it."

Mr. System, who was awake, smelled the smell of meat as soon as he woke up. He shrugged his nose, and when he turned his head, he saw Su Yu was picking up the last bun and putting it in his mouth.

"Hey! Shameless old thief, put down that bun, hurry up, give it to me!!!!"

"Oh, wake up, I won't give it, just a little bit"

As he said that, Su Yu deliberately put it in his mouth, and at the moment the system gentleman was about to get it, he took a bite, and was afraid that it would not be thorough, so he gave this product a bit of a piss.

"Fuck me, Su Yu, you're bad enough, you're disgusting playing with me, hum."

Mr. System was so angry that he didn't get the food, so he turned his back and didn't look at Su Yu.

Su Yu saw Mr. System who was angrily carried away was amused by him, and said to him helplessly:
"Really angry?"

"Humph"

Mr. System didn't speak, but just snorted to express his dissatisfaction.

"Don't be angry, or you will not be too late to look at the things in the microwave."

Hearing this, our system gentleman's eyes lit up, and he stepped to the front of the microwave oven as fast as a flash, and then opened it.

The tangy aroma filled the systemic nasal cavity, he took a deep breath and said:
"I'll go, this is too fragrant."

As he spoke, he stuffed food into his mouth.

Su Yu looking at this picture is really helpless, sometimes Mr. System is like a child, and he has to be coaxed.

Su Yu watched him eat so fast, and handed him a cup of soy milk.

Mr. System, who was a little choked after eating, looked at Su Yu gratefully, forgot the anger just now, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit on the stool next to Su Yu.

"By the way, did something happen last night?"

Mr. System spoke in a somewhat sluggish manner, after all, there was still food in his mouth.

"Why, what's the matter?"

Su Yu was a little nervous when he heard Mr. System asked about what happened last night. After all, he kowtowed his head last night, and he always felt a little guilty when he did something bad.

"Eh? Is that so? Then why does my head hurt so much, and my whole body hurts."

Mr. System said with some doubts, and when he moved his sore arms and shoulders for a while, there were cracking sounds of bones.

Su Yu panicked even more when he saw the system asking such a question. He stumbled unnaturally, and turned his eyes away unnaturally from Mr. System and said:
"Ah? No, no way, um, um, it might be because you drank too much wine last night, and your hangover will be like this, your whole body hurts, yes, that's right, that's it, and, are you still in a bad head? pain."

"Eh? How do you know, I feel like my head was, as if someone hit me with a brick"

As he said that, Mr. System touched his forehead and head, wondering if it was his illusion, he always felt like there was a bag on his head.

"Yes, that's right. It must be because of this. Let me tell you, generally, people who drink too much will feel uncomfortable in the morning. Come on, drink a bottle."

Su Yu didn't know where to take out a bottle of beer and handed it to Mr. System as if by magic.

"Ah? You let me drink in the early morning? Are you trying to murder me, and then spy on my body, I, I swear to the death, don't be delusional, hmph."

"Go away, who is spying on your body?"

Su Yu also looked up and down in disgust.

"I gave you this body. According to this calculation, you should call me Dad. After all, I gave you the body. There is a saying that the body, hair and skin are the parents. So, son, how can you be with the old man?" Dad is talking."

As the saying goes, good brothers want to be each other's father, and Su Yu is no exception.

"Besides, you are my son, Dad, can I harm you? There is a scientific basis for this stuff, and you'll be fine if you drink a bottle of it."

Mr. System was a little confused by Su Yu's big principles, and he didn't react for a while. He took Su Yu's wine in a daze and took a sip.

ha?You ask me why he didn't react?There are a few smart people who have just woken up, and their brains have not yet been turned on. How do they react?So, if everyone wants to cheat someone, it is in the morning, when he just wakes up, and he will do whatever you say at this time.

After drinking for a while, Su Yu saw that Mr. System was fine, and saw that he was still not turned on, so he quietly went upstairs. As a result, as soon as he went upstairs, he heard Mr. System shouting from below:
"Su Yu!!!! Your uncle!!! I'm your father, I'll climb for me."

In this way, Su Yu spent a frantic morning.

When it was nearly 10 o'clock, Su Yu was falling asleep and returning to the cage, when he was awakened by a phone call, Su Yu muttered in his mouth:
"Who is it, early in the morning."

"I, Su Yu, have you forgotten what you promised me today?"

A female voice came from the phone, and Su Yu fell into a daze and said without reacting for a while:
"Who are you, why don't I remember."

"I, Lin Rou."

Lin Rou gritted her teeth and said the last two words.

Hearing this, Su Yu suddenly became sober. He finally remembered that he was Lin Rou's boyfriend now, and they were going to the amusement park today.

Su Yu woke up with a thunderbolt, and Lin Rou on the other end of the phone smiled when he heard Su Yu's voice and said:
"You wouldn't go back to sleep after eating, would you?"

"Enough, the image of myself as tall and stalwart is completely gone in Lin Rou's heart."

Su Yu thought about it, then changed the subject and said:
"You, where are you now, I'm going to pick you up now?"

"Oh~, that's right, there's no need for that, I'm downstairs at your house, and I saw someone wearing a little yellow duck's trousers making the bed over there~"

Lin Rou's words made Su Yu's face disappear. He hurried to the balcony and looked down. When he saw it, I lost it, and it was really down there.

And Lin Rou below suddenly raised her finger and pointed, Su Yu was a little puzzled, and then looked in the direction she pointed.

"Ah~~~~~"

A soaring howl came from Su Yu's bedroom, scaring away the birds on the branches.

"Every day, what is the name of the ghost!"

Mr. System's voice came from the room, and Su Yu shut up.

He quickly got dressed, washed up briefly, and went downstairs.

Su Yu who went downstairs didn't even look at the system, and ran to the door to open it for Lin Rou.

The summer morning was bright and it was a little hot at this point. When Su Yu saw Lin Rou, she felt a little sweaty on her face.

The girl in front of her was wearing a light blue long dress, her long hair fluttered very fairyly, and Su Yu's short-sighted eyes came with a beauty dermabrasion filter, which made Lin Rou look more like a little fairy.

Su Yu was a little embarrassed. After all, he forgot the agreement and let her sunbathe outside for so long, so he wanted to wipe her sweat off.

As a result, Lin Rou avoided it.Su Yu was still puzzled, he took a closer look, good guy, this little girl is still wearing makeup.

"Yo~, our princess is still wearing makeup?"

Lin Rou blushed a little shyly, and she replied:
"I want you to take care of it!"

"But, the makeup is all gone, you look like a panda now, hahahaha"

A straight man is a straight man, what kind of good things can you expect to say from Su Yu's mouth.

Hearing this, Lin Rou quickly took out the mirror and looked at it, my good guy, the eyeliner is really dizzy, although it is not as serious as what Su Yu said, but now Lin Rou is like a bad girl with smoky makeup .

Lin Rou vomited in her heart:
"It's just not cheap. If I had used this thing before, alas, it's a shame, it's a shame."

Seeing the girl frantically touching up her makeup, Su Yu pulled her directly into the room.Walking and saying:
"What are you making up for? Go to my bathroom and wash it off later. You still look better before."

"Really?"

"Now you look like a little girl."

Just as Su Yu led Lin Rou in, he suddenly remembered that there was a system gentleman at home, and Su Yu silently said:
"I wiped it, forgot, I hope this thing is in the room, I hope this thing is in the room."