How to Survive in Sand Sculpture Romance

"Boss, how much is a catty of pork?"

"46"

"Fuck, it's so expensive, forget it, get some chicken breast."

"How much is a catty of chicken breast"

"7 bucks"

"Just take this"

Finally, I picked two chicken breasts and walked out of the supermarket under the contemptuous eyes of the boss.

But no one knows that there is a system in this poor boy.

That's right, it is the system you think of.

Su Yu, male, 26 years old, height 176, weight 65 kg
Gender male, hobbies, female (probably maybe maybe)
No father, no mother, no assets, the whole family has no young people

Occupation is a small role in the General Administration, and often plays an unimportant role in the novel, like the bodyguard next to the domineering president, the passerby in the Xiuxian novel, and so on, earning a little pocket money.Life is barely passable, but recently because I am addicted to online games, I haven't received any work, which is why I am in this ghostly state today.

Oh, by the way, he also has a buddy and system named Xiaosan. That’s right, this kind of spoof name was given by Su Yu. Usually, he doesn’t do business and fights all day long. This Xiaosan system can be regarded as very deep. Su Yu's true biography, they are still fighting in their brains at this time.

"Hey, don't be so poor, buddy"

The system just watched this scene and said with hatred.

"Hey, hey, who do you look down on, Comrade Xiaosan, don't you know how expensive pork is now, it's still healthy to eat chicken."

Su Yu said whizzingly.

"Tell me that you don't do serious things every day, so you know how to put money into your onmyoji. Now the onmyoji doesn't have a complete picture book, right? Africans just want to krypton gold."

Listening to the system's scolding, Su Yu retorted.

"Hey! You are not allowed to say that about my cubs."

"Oh my God, why did I meet such a master as you? By the way, I have a job as a supporting role in the story of a domineering president. Do you want to take it?"

"Supporting role? What supporting role? What good supporting role can you give me?"

Su Yu said carelessly.

"Hey, hey, uncle, you are blocking the way, do you have eyes, do you want to touch porcelain?"

The two who were chatting discovered that there was a kid parked in front of Su Yu.

The little kid was wearing a baggy school uniform, his hair was dyed yellow by Tony’s house at the entrance of some village, and he still had a cigarette in his mouth. He looked like a gangster in the whole society.

"Hey, kid, how do you talk? Do you know how to respect the old and love the young? You started smoking when you were a little older. You didn't know where you were when you smoked. If you don't study hard, you'll be messing around thing."

"Hey, uncle, you don't look very rich, why are you more successful than me?"

"Oops, being despised by a child, oh my god, I felt my soul was hit instantly."

Seeing Su Yu not answering, the child snorted and rode away on his bicycle.

"Oh, by the way, will you take that job?"

Su Yu was stunned for a while, and when he heard the system's words, he said quickly.

"Pick up, pick up."

"Well, the job this time is the dean of the domineering president Wenli"

You just need to deal with the president inside, and try to satisfy them if they have any requirements, anyway, you just need to live.

Good brother.

Su Yu said dog-leggedly.

However, he didn't seem to notice them...

With a flash of white light, Su Yu came to a very, very, very luxurious hospital.

"I'll go, is this a hospital? It's too big."

"Oh, this dean looks good, not bad, not bad, with 1/3 of my beauty, look at this pretty face, look at these gold-rimmed glasses, look at this small waist, ouch, not bad."

Su Yuyu thought so.

"It seems that this time the life is good",
But soon, he won't think so.

The lens turns.

In a magnificent hospital, a melancholy man wearing gold-rimmed glasses sighed by the window, his eyes drooped, and it was obvious that he was very melancholy. For the specific reason, please see the introduction...

I'm Su Yu, and I'm the director of a luxurious hospital. I'm very troubled now. You must ask why I'm so troubled. After all, I'm so handsome and rich.

Because, I am the dean of the domineering president Wenli...

Just now, when he admired and lamented his beauty.

A panting little nurse interrupted him.

"Dean, Dean, the young master of Beiming's family came to the hospital to make trouble, saying that he didn't like the air here, and asked us to change the air, what should we do?"

The little nurse was very speechless for such a request, but she couldn't refuse.

"I lost it, isn't it, little San'er, the CEO's brain in this CEO's article is watts, and that young master is not the president, right?"

"What else is going on?"

Su Yu complained in his heart and the system.

"Aren't you usually very smart? Come on, start your smart little brain and think of a way. If you don't think of a way, your follow-up end may be thrown into the sea to feed the fish."

"Ah~, I don't want to take this job."

"Hey, brother, we can get a bonus of 3000 yuan after completing this order. Don't make trouble with money."

"I lost, so much."

"Because of what, it is reasonable to say that all the orders I made before were 100 yuan. Why are there so many orders? Is there something wrong?"

Um, probably not, you just do your job well.

The system is also a bit strange, but they don't care too much. Both of them are complacent about being able to get a bonus of 3000 yuan, oh, rushing for money.

As a dean, how could such a small matter be possible?
Su Yu pretended to be deep and said to the little nurse.

"You spray some air freshener and tell him it's air flown in from Tuniju Iceland."

"It makes sense, Dean, you are so smart," said the nurse, and ran out

Ah~ Today is another witty day.

Su Yu, who thought he had solved a trouble, said complacently.

But he never thought that the miserable life was yet to come.

After a day of extravagant life, Su Yu lay on the big bed where the identity was arranged by the system.

"Oh, it's so comfortable, this touches my God."

"Brother, it's still better for you to treat me well, this time the job is also great."

"That must be dropped, we both can prosper together, and we can both lose together."

"Hey, you said that if every job is like this, can I get promoted and raise my salary, marry Bai Fumei, become rich and handsome, and reach the pinnacle of life."

Su Yu lay on the bed and fantasized.

One person, one system, thinking on the bed.

"Ouch, I'm a little hungry, let's go out to eat."

Speaking of which, Su Yu got up, changed into a comfortable one-piece cap, washed his hair randomly, and went out.

In fact, Su Yu's original appearance was very good, white and clean, with a pair of deer-like eyes, watery, tall nose, long eyelashes, especially beautiful lips, with a touch of pink.But I can't stand this guy, I usually don't dress up very much, and I don't shave my beard, so I look like a rough guy.

After entering the system world, the world will automatically convert the supporting characters who enter the system into some characteristics that meet the current identity. For example, some supporting characters have cleanliness or something, so the actor must also act like it.

But in places other than the plot, Su Yu can be himself, but as long as he is in the plot, Su Yu must always maintain some characteristics that belong to the dean, so as not to be recognized by the aborigines.

But now Su Yu, who is clean and refreshing, has changed out of the doctor's rigorous western clothes and put on casual clothes. He looks like a little milk dog who just walked out of school, just, very well-behaved.

Su Yu walked into the food stall and yelled at the boss skillfully

"30 pork skewers, 5 kidneys, 20 lamb skewers, and some beer."

The boss quickly put the grilled meat skewers on the table, and Su Yu was about to drink when suddenly a group of gangsters came to the barbecue stand.

They walked up to the boss and said to the boss:
"Yo, business is good, when will you pay back the money your son owes us?"

The boss cried and begged for mercy.

"We have no money, we really have no money, please let me go."

"No money?",
A gangster said viciously,
"If you don't have any money, then give me your daughter as compensation. You can still go there and sell it for a good price."

After finishing speaking, the leading gangster kicked over the table with his head.

Uh, it's Su Yu's table...

At first, Su Yu thought that this matter had nothing to do with him, and he didn't want to take care of it. In the end, you kicked over the table of the grandfather before he had eaten it. ! ! ! !

Su Yu looked at the group of gangsters, took a beer bottle that was not broken, and shot the head of the gangster's head, while the other gangsters, seeing that their boss was beaten, quickly picked up the wooden sticks and were about to go to the gangsters. Su Yu was hit on the body.

This Su Yu is not an idle person, after all, he is also an old fritter who is about to pass through the General Administration. He has never seen it in the world. He nimbly dodged these wooden sticks and beat up these bastards.

These gangsters are also sensible, and they gave up one by one when they saw that they couldn't beat them. The speed of escaping was comparable to that of the national team, and Su Yu was amazed.

The boss beside him was lying on the ground, panting heavily.

And a beautiful and innocent girl came out of the store.

The girl said softly:
"Thank you, sir, for helping us today, and for causing you trouble."

"It's okay, it's not a big problem, it's just a pity for these meat skewers."

After Su Yu finished speaking, he was not interested in knowing what stories they had, so he waved at the girl very coolly, and left without looking back, leaving a hero's back in this beautiful girl's heart, and the story quietly The unfolded………………

On the way back, Su Yu passed an alley, and suddenly, a black hand covered his mouth and nose.

All this happened so fast that Su Yu didn't react.

"What! Isn't this the plot line of the heroine in the novel? What the hell?"

The man covering his mouth and nose said viciously in his ear:
"Shut up, be careful I'll kill you."

After speaking, the man pointed a gun at his kidney.

"I'm going, brother, are you so awesome? I just came out to eat a skewer, and this will not stop."