Madam's black history was picked up

Si Tianmu looked at Anyajie, who had waist-length hair and disheveled clothes, and his Adam's apple twitched. He turned over and pressed Anyajie to the ground, looking at her with a half-smile.

"Whether I'm weak or not, just try now." Si Tianmu said before bowing his head to kiss Anyajie.

"Wait." Anyajie stretched out an index finger to touch Si Tianmu's lips.

"Have you rinsed your mouth? After kissing another woman, you want to come to kiss me. Are you looking for a beating?"

"I can't kiss other women."

"No? Haha." Anya Jie smiled and tugged on Si Tianmu's neckline.

"Then why are your clothes messier than mine? Don't tell me that Miss Jia is plotting against you."

Si Tianmu smiled shyly: "You really guessed it, she really wants to plot against me."

"shameless."

……

In the magnificent, majestic and majestic palace, Yang Dazhuang sat on the dragon chair as he wished.

"Hahaha... Damn, I actually became the emperor, hahaha..." Yang Dazhuang was dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, sitting on the dragon chair, a little bit reluctant to leave.

The father-in-law, who was standing next to him with Fushen, looked at the nervous new emperor, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

A little eunuch came in and knelt down under the court hall: "Your Majesty, it's time for meal."

Yang Dazhuang stood up with a smile: "Okay, okay, take me to see how the food in the palace is."

The old eunuch Wei Hai frowned imperceptibly: "Why does the emperor speak so strangely?" But there was no expression on his face, he bowed respectfully and stretched out his wrist.

Yang Dazhuang raised his eyebrows, held Wei Hai's wrist in a serious manner, and Wei Hai led him to the imperial dining room.

When Yang Dazhuang sat in front of a dining table several meters long, he opened his mouth in surprise, and saw that the long dining table was densely packed with various dishes.

Wei Hai put a set of silver tableware in front of Yang Dazhuang: "Your Majesty, you can eat now."

Yang Dazhuang twitched his lips and looked at the benevolent old eunuch: "How can I finish eating so many dishes? It's too wasteful to cook so much."

"You know, I am a good emperor who is diligent in government and loves the people. Under my control, there must be no phenomenon of 'the wine and meat of rich families smell bad, and the roads are frozen to death'."

Wei Hai smiled: "Your Majesty, your meal is the most important thing. First of all, it is necessary for you to eat well, and the more important point is your safety."

"You are sitting on the throne of the Ninth Five Lord, and I don't know how many people are staring at you, so we must take good precautions against the things at the entrance."

"You have a variety of dishes every day. Whether you eat it or not, it's a cover to put them all there, so that those with evil intentions can't be sure what you like to eat."

"So the variety of the emperor's dishes has gradually become a rule."

Yang Dazhuang didn't expect that being an emperor is quite troublesome, and there are so many rules for every meal.

"All right, all right, I'll make do with it first, anyway, I won't be the emperor for a few days." Yang Dazhuang said as he prepared to grab the food in front of him.

Wei Hai was still thinking about Yang Dazhuang's words, when he saw him moving his chopsticks, he immediately stepped forward to stop him: "Your Majesty, wait a minute."

Yang Dazhuang looked at him inexplicably.

"You can't come by yourself."

Yang Dazhuang withdrew his chopsticks: "How can I eat without food, you feed me?"

Wei Hai explained patiently: "Before you eat, ask the little eunuch next to you to try the dishes. You can only eat after he has eaten and proved that the dishes are all right."

"Hehe." Yang Dazhuang was very happy.

"Is that what I want to eat? I have to eat what the little eunuch left."

The little lady listened to Yang Dazhuang put on such a big hat for herself, and immediately knelt on the ground in fright.

Wei Hai explained with a good temper: "Your Majesty, this is also for your safety, and this is also a rule passed down from our ancestors."

"Where are there so many rules? You don't let people stop after a meal." Yang Dazhuang threw the chopsticks on the table at once.

Seeing that the emperor was unhappy, the eunuchs and maids next to him knelt down with their heads down.

Yang Dazhuang looked at the crowd kneeling on the ground, curled his lips: "It's an evil class society."

"Get up, don't just kneel down, I, oh, I'm not used to it."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Wei Hai bent over respectfully again: "Your Majesty, what do you want to eat, this old slave will give you cloth dishes."

Yang Dazhuang originally wanted to say casually, but he was afraid that the old eunuch would introduce some rules, so he casually pointed to the meatball in front of him.

"Just this dish."

Wei Hai took out a thin silver needle from the delicate tray, and then carefully stretched it into the plate. After Wei Hai tried it for a long time and saw that the silver needle hadn't changed, he glanced at the little eunuch next to him.

Yang Dazhuang propped his chin with one hand, tilted his head and looked at the little eunuch, he really wanted to ask: "Are those meatballs delicious? You chew them so deliciously."

Finally, after a long delay, the little eunuch did not die from the poison.

Yang Dazhuang looked at the old eunuch weakly: "Can I eat?"

"You can eat."

Yang Dazhuang picked up a meatball and threw it into his mouth to vent his anger. As soon as he chewed, he had the urge to scold his mother. After grinding for a long time, the boiled meatballs turned into frozen meatballs.

"Your Majesty, what would you like to eat next?"

"whatever."

"Your Majesty, this old servant dare not be your master."

"Just this one." Yang Dazhuang weakly pointed to a dish in front of him.

"Your Majesty, you can't keep ordering the dishes in front of you, you have to order."

Yang Dazhuang slammed his head on the table with a bang, and Wei Hai was taken aback: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? Quickly, send the message to the imperial doctor."

"I'm fine, I'm holding on." Yang Dazhuang waved weakly at the old eunuch who suddenly got angry.

In the harem, Aya was wearing a cumbersome queen's palace attire, and the phoenix hairpin on her head was so heavy that her neck could not stand upright. This attire coupled with her exquisite makeup looked noble and enchanting.

But at this moment, Aya had her hips akimbo, blowing her beard and staring at an old nanny. The old nanny didn't seem to be afraid of the beautiful queen in front of her, she stood in front of Aya with a serious face.

Aya looked at the indifferent old nanny in front of her, and suddenly felt a punch on the cotton, which filled her with a sense of powerlessness.

Aya sat back on the chair angrily, picked up the tea on the table and poured it all into her mouth as soon as she raised her head.

The nanny looked at Aya who behaved rudely, and frowned dissatisfiedly: "Empress Empress, this old slave told you when you first entered the palace."

"You are the mother of a country, and your heart must be able to tolerate the heavens, the earth, and the three thousand beauties in the harem. You have the responsibility and obligation to help the emperor pass on the royal family's dragon veins."

"Now this old slave just asks you to choose some beautiful girls for the emperor, and you are furious here. This is really detrimental to the demeanor of the mother of a country."

"Hehe, I..."

"Empress, please use your own name."

Aya supported her forehead weakly, and had no choice but to change her words angrily: "I can tolerate this heart, I can tolerate it, but I can't tolerate this bullshit rule."

"Empress, please pay attention to your wording." The old mother stared at Aya sternly.

Mother Jiang is an old man who has served three generations of queens. She taught the queens' etiquette. She did not allow the queens she taught to misbehave and speak vulgarly.

Aya curled her lips in disdain: "I don't have such a broad mind to choose a woman for my man, and I still choose a bunch of them. In my view of love, it can only be a couple for a lifetime."

"Hehe." Mother Jiang sneered.

"Empress, do you really not understand your situation or are you pretending to be confused? You are no longer a young girl who has not left the court, and you can't be full of love and love and those illusory things in your mind."

"The one you married is not an ordinary person, but the current emperor. If you marry into the royal family, you must serve the royal family with all your heart."

"Let's not talk about other things first, let's talk about this dragon heir. You have been married to the emperor for a year and a half. The emperor dotes on you every day, but your belly has not moved at all."

"If you look at Concubine Huangui again, she has only been favored by the emperor once, and she is already two months pregnant. From this point alone, you, the empress, have already resigned from duty."

"Although your father is the prime minister, Concubine Huangui's father is also a great general with illustrious military exploits. If your stomach doesn't hold back, and you are so narrow-minded and ignorant."

"Excuse me, old slave, I'm afraid you won't be able to take the position of empress securely."

Nanny Jiang thought that Aya would feel a little bit of a sense of crisis if she made the powerful relationship so clear.

Who knew that Aya didn't care about it: "Oh, I don't care if you don't let me be, what's so good about this queen, don't do this, don't do that, don't do it if it's not right."

"Empress Empress, you..." Mammy Jiang's iceberg face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years finally changed.

She stared at Aya in hatred, she didn't know what to say about her, why was she so unmotivated?
Seeing that Nanny Jiang finally changed her face, Aya approached Nanny Jiang with a smile, "Mommy Jiang, actually I don't care about being a queen, do you know what my dream was from the beginning?"

Mother Jiang looked at Aya suspiciously. How many women in this world would not want to be the queen who is under one person and above ten thousand people? What an honor it is to be the queen of the world. She actually Do not care.

Aya smirked and blinked at Mother Jiang: "Actually, my dream is to be an oiran, the kind of peerless oiran who can attract thousands of people."

"What? You...you..." Mother Jiang pointed at Aya tremblingly, suddenly her heart ached.

"Pfft." Mother Jiang took a few steps back and spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"Ah..." The maid next to her screamed in fright when she saw that the queen had vomited blood from Mother Jiang.

"Empress, hurry up and tell the imperial physician."

"Ah? Oh, oh, pass it on to the imperial physician, quickly pass it on to the imperial physician." Aya was also frightened, she didn't expect this stern nun to be so fragile, so angry that she vomited blood.