Madam's black history was picked up

Song Ge was angry and funny: "Just now I asked you if you want to go to the bathroom, but you insisted on saying no, now you can't hold back even if you haven't finished a bottle of drip."

"You wait, I'll call the nurse to help you."

Song Ge went out for a long time and didn't come back. Xu Xiangqing couldn't bear it any longer. She stood up with difficulty from the bed and was going to get the bottle on the infusion stand.

When Song Ge came in, he saw Xu Xiangqing standing on the bed precariously. He was startled and ran over in a hurry.

"Xiang Qing, what are you doing? Come down quickly." As he spoke, he hugged Xu Xiangqing's waist and lifted her off the bed.

Song Ge hugged her so tightly that Xu Xiangqing almost peed out.

She yelled at Song Ge angrily: "You have dystocia, I've been here for a long time, I'm about to urinate."

Now she can't care about embarrassment anymore, she just wants to go to the toilet to drain the water quickly.

Song Ge was a little embarrassed: "An emergency person was just sent outside, and the nurse couldn't leave for a while. I searched for a long time and there was no idle one."

"Don't talk nonsense, help me take off the bottle, I can't hold it anymore."

Song Ge didn't care too much, and hurriedly helped her take off the hanging bottle.

Xu Xiangqing limped into the toilet, Song Ge followed behind holding the bottle high.

Xu Xiangqing half-closed the door and poured water inside, making Song Ge feel embarrassed listening to it outside.

A few minutes later, Xu Xiangqing let out a long sigh of relief, and lay down comfortably on the bed.

Song Ge sat on the chair in front of the bed, and said earnestly, "Miss Xiang Qing, I have to remind you kindly."

Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ci suspiciously.

"We can't just hold back our urine, holding it often makes our feeling of urination more sluggish, and the bladder can become very large."

"The compression of blood vessels in the bladder causes mucosal ischemia, which makes the bladder less resistant to bacteria, which in turn induces cystitis."

"More serious ones can also cause damage to kidney function."

Song Ge said with a serious face, Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ge as if he was looking at an alien.

Song Ge thought Xu Xiangqing didn't believe it: "Don't believe it, these are all based on science, there are many..."

"Hahaha..." Xu Xiangqing suddenly raised her head and laughed out of nowhere, causing the wound on her body to hurt, but she just couldn't stop.

Song Ge looked at Xu Xiangqing, who was trembling with laughter, with a puzzled expression on his face, he had no idea where there was any humor in what he said.

Xu Xiangqing looked at the serious and inexplicable Song Ge, and laughed so much that her body trembled even more.

Song Ge patiently waited for Xu Xiangqing to finish laughing.

Xu Xiangqing finally stopped laughing, and Song Ge looked at her seriously again: "Miss Xiangqing, can I ask which sentence I said just now is a joke?"

"Pfft!" Xu Xiangqing couldn't help laughing again, but the injury on her body was so painful that she forced herself to suppress her smile again.

"Mr. Song, are you so serious about everything?"

"Is there anything wrong with this? We should maintain a serious and rigorous attitude towards everything. This is the most basic principle of being a person and doing things."

"Don't Miss Xiang Qing think so?"

Xu Xiangqing didn't want to discuss such boring issues with such a rigid person.

"Since you take things so seriously and persistently, what if you encounter something you can't solve?"

"I think that as long as it is common sense, there is nothing that cannot be solved, but we have not found a way for the time being."

"The probability of problems that cannot be solved is very small. Now basically everything is documented, and many unknown things can be found in books."

"I believe that no matter what the problem is, as long as we read more books and combine it with reality, there is no problem that cannot be solved. It is just a matter of time."

Xu Xiangqing was dizzy from Song Ge's long speech. She suddenly thought of the questions she asked Zhao Xin during the last blind date.

Xu Xiangqing rolled her eyes and looked at Song Ge with a smirk on her face: "According to what Mr. Song said, then you must have read a lot of books."

It was rare for Song Ge not to be modest: "I'm not talking big, I have read half of the books in our university library."

Xu Xiangqing's eyes widened in astonishment. He actually read half of the books in a university library!
Xu Xiangqing, who came back to his senses, curled his lips: "Since you have read so many books, I have a math problem that has troubled me for a long time, and today you come to help me solve it."

"Okay, tell me, I like solving difficult problems the most."

So Xu Xiangqing read out the question about the seven uncles and eight uncles that made Zhao Xin dizzy.

"Question: First, who is the thief? Second, whose money originally belonged to it?"

After Xu Xiangqing finished speaking, she looked at Song Ge sullenly, wanting to see his confused expression.

"Is it finished?"

"It's over, do you understand? Have you figured out what's going on?"

"It's very simple, the answer is obvious!" Song Ge felt that this question was not difficult at all.

"What?" Xu Xiangqing looked at Song Ge in disbelief.

"The money originally belonged to Uncle Ten, but after it was lent it belonged to Uncle Nine, before the salary was paid it belonged to Uncle Nine, and after it was paid it belonged to Uncle Eleven."

"The eighth uncle has to bear the responsibility of safekeeping, the fourth uncle is a criminal act of stealing, and the fifth uncle is a criminal act of cheating and abetting."

"So the correct answer is: [-]. The thief belongs to the fourth uncle; [-]. The money belongs to the ninth uncle."

"..."

Xu Xiangqing blinked her swollen eyes and looked at Song Ge in disbelief.

Song Ge laughed: "Is this the problem that has troubled you for a long time?"

Xu Xiangqing felt that she was being despised, and the fighting cells in her body immediately fired.

"Just now it was just a small trial, and the next thing is the appetizer."

"Okay, come here, the books in my room are not for nothing."

"There is a question like this. The requirement of the question is to name the occupations of the following people respectively."

Song Ge listened very carefully.

"Xiao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhao are good friends. Among them, one went into business, one got into college, and one joined the army."

"Xiao Zhao is older than the soldier, the college student is younger than Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Wang is different from the college student."

"Please deduce which of these three people is a businessman, who is a college student, and who is a soldier based on the conditions given."

In fact, Xu Xiangqing didn't know the answer herself, she just listened to what the recruits said when they were training.

Song Ge thought for a while and then answered: "Xiao Zhang is a businessman, Xiao Zhao is a college student, and Xiao Wang is a soldier."

Xu Xiangqing's jaw almost dropped, how about it so soon!

"why?"

Song Ge looked at Xu Xiangqing with a smile: "Tell me first, am I right?"

Xu Xiangqing touched the tip of her nose in embarrassment, and said to herself, "I don't know."

"You don't know the answer at all, do you?"

Song Ge was angry and funny: "You don't even know the answer yourself and you still test me."

Xu Xiangqing rolled his eyes at him: "Then analyze and analyze, how did you come up with the answer."

"Assuming that Xiao Zhao is a soldier, then the item 'Xiao Zhao is older than the soldier' ​​in the title is contradictory, so it can be inferred that Xiao Zhao is not a soldier."

"Assuming that Xiao Zhang is a college student, it is contradictory to the title 'a college student is younger than Xiao Zhang', so it can be inferred that Xiao Zhang is not a college student."

"Assuming that Xiao Wang is a college student, then it is contradictory to the item 'Xiao Wang's age is different from that of a college student' in the title, so Xiao Wang is not a college student either."

"So Xiao Zhao is a college student. From the condition 'Xiao Zhao is older than a soldier, and the age of a college student is younger than Xiao Zhang', it can be concluded that Xiao Wang is a soldier and Xiao Zhang is a businessman."

Xu Xiangqing's head was full of circles at this time, and only Song Ge was there in her ears, Xiao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhao, and she didn't understand anything else.

Xu Xiangqing opened her mouth and was stunned for a few seconds before she came back to her senses, and her desire to fight was immediately aroused.She got up from the bed and sat cross-legged, and she was bound to beat Song Ge by a round.

"Let's talk about brain teasers, I don't believe it can't trouble you."

Song Ge smiled: "Okay, but first I'll call the nurse to change the bottle of water for you."

Xu Xiangqing looked up and saw that the needle water had already dripped to the mouth of the bottle.

Song Ge didn't forget to stare at her needles while playing the game, Xu Xiangqing's heart suddenly moved.

After the nurse changed the needle and left, Xu Xiangqing was impatient to overwhelm Song Ge's IQ.

"Are you ready for the challenge?"

"Hehe! Please tell me."

"What walks around the house and you can't touch it?"

"sound."

"A ferocious hungry cat, it ran away when it saw a mouse, why?"

"Go catch the mouse!"

"What's the use of egg shells?"

"For egg whites and yolks."

"What won't get wet if it falls into the river?"

"shadow."

"Which month has 28 days?"

"There are 28 days in every month."

"Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?"

"It's not as comfortable as the bed!"

Song Ge leaned on the chair with his arms folded, and looked at Xu Xiangqing with an expression that these questions were almost pediatrics.

Xu Xiangqing gritted her teeth angrily, how could this guy turn his head so fast.

Her eyeballs rolled around, and she suddenly approached Song Ge with a smirk.

Song Ge looked at Xu Xiangqing who was approaching suddenly, and subconsciously leaned back.

Xu Xiangqing had a cat face, her swollen eyes kept glancing at Song Ge's body, and she smiled obscenely.

Song Ge swallowed, and thought: "She couldn't pass me in the exam, so she couldn't be out of embarrassment? Will she hit me? I can't beat her with her physique."

"Let's continue." Xu Xiangqing smiled inexplicably.

"Oh." Song Ge nodded unnaturally.

Xu Xiangqing glanced at Song Ge's lower body again: "There is one thing that is the hardest, and girls like it, especially married women, they love it to death. What do you think it is?"

Song Ge was taken aback by Xu Xiangqing's lewd expression, his mind was a little lost, and his face turned red all of a sudden.

He stammered: "Uh... this..."

Xu Xiangqing pursed her lips and suppressed a smile, she didn't expect that he was still an innocent man.

"What is it? Song Dageng."

"You can't ask unrefined questions." Song Ge blushed.

"Hahaha..." Xu Xiangqing raised her head and laughed.

"Song Tiancai, your thinking is not elegant! Then the answer is diamonds, why is it not elegant, hahaha..."

Song Ge blushed and turned pale, thinking: "Then why do you keep staring at me? It made me change my mind."