i really have no magic
Chapter 7 The performance officially begins
While Dong Jiashui was speechless watching the other three people operate...
"Release the system task and successfully complete this performance. Task reward: depends on the completion of the task."
Dong Jiashui was a little puzzled, is this a reward performance?or random?
Then I have to be more serious, I have always been very wrong, but I hope I can give it a go.
At the very least, you need to upgrade the system warehouse or something, otherwise the system warehouse is a bit small and will soon be insufficient.
After thinking about the program I had prepared, I felt that there was still something missing. Seeing the three people building momentum in full swing, I talked to Jiang Yan, and then slipped out to prepare by myself.
After thinking about the process, I feel that it can be changed again.
It's a pity that I don't have much money, so I can only find someone to borrow some...
"Hey, little lion, that...can you lend me some money?"
Dong Jiashui is a little embarrassed...
"It doesn't need much, I'll give it back to you when I'm done."
"Okay, okay, thank you!"
Hanging up the phone, holding the mobile phone to see the message of the account.
Then he walked towards the nearby bank.
.........
Seeing the time is coming,
But Dong Jiashui hasn't come back yet.
Forgot to leave his contact information...
The three of them were anxious like ants on a hot pan,
"Why haven't you come back yet!"
"Didn't he say to prepare something, why did someone lose it?"
Don't let the three of them be busy for most of the day,
As a result, the main character is lost.
That’s nothing.
Although it's just a recruiting show for the show,
But if it’s not done well,
They are also in trouble.
There are already many people gathered around the stall to watch,
It really doesn't work...the three of them can only go up first...
Jumping in anxiety, Jiang Yan, who was about to curse, suddenly saw a familiar figure in the crowd, still standing there watching...
Immediately rushed over and pulled the man out of the crowd.
I saw Dong Jiashui wearing a mask on his face,
With a few extra-large bowls on hand,
You should be able to fully extend your palm into it.
"Dong Jiashui, where did you go! Why did you come back?"
Jiang Yan is a little anxious, this is her first activity after taking over the club,
Can't screw it up.
"You'll know later, don't worry, don't worry."
"I'll come back and settle accounts with you."
Watching Jiang Yan leave after saying a word,
is really busy.
Dong Jiashui also started to prepare his own show,
This is related to the system rewards,
Don't be careless.
Each has his own mind,
But the purpose is the same,
It's all about running this recruiting event well.
Dong Jiashui, who walked to the table, put down all the things in his hands first,
Then he unzipped his coat and took it off.
The black basketball jersey inside was exposed.
The occasional small wind made his hairs stand on end,
It's almost autumn, and the wind is really a bit cold.
Dong Jiashui was suddenly puzzled,
Why do you want to recruit new people at this time?
I'm afraid that the fresh blood will turn into old dough sticks if left for a long time.
Can't move? ?
Dong Jiashui thinks that he is not an old fried dough stick,
Although sophomore,
I am still very young.
Otherwise, how could this happen?
It's too far away, it's too far away, get down to business, this system reward can't be messed up.
"Buzz" "Buzz"
It was the vibration of Dong Jiashui's mobile phone.
"Add water, do you need to ask? Old Xue and Zhao and I are watching your performance from behind." It was sent by Ying Xiaoshi.
Seeing this, Dong Jiashui looked around, trying to find the figure of the third brother.
It's a pity that people are getting denser and denser, and nothing can be found.
trust?What do you want?Why do I have to entrust Dong Jiashui to perform a magic trick?
Although it has nothing to do with magic... But in the eyes of these people, it is.
"Just stay there and wait to applaud me." He typed this sentence on the screen and put away his phone.
As for why they didn't ask how the three of them knew they were here?In this day and age, news spreads the fastest.
Even if they are not in the freshman group, they can hear it from other channels soon.Unless they never go online, it's hard not to know.
"Hey, let's make some final preparations. It's almost time. I'll be up in a minute." Jiang Yan, who was behind, walked over and said something.
"Okay." Dong Jiashui finally checked what was in hand and what was in the system warehouse in his mind.It’s the first time to perform on this stage, I’m a little nervous, I haven’t rehearsed yet, I always feel a little sloppy…
At this time, there was a performance from the hip-hop dancers on the stage. After a hot dance, it was time for Dong Jiashui to take the stage.
Now that the atmosphere on the court has risen, Dong Jiashui can't mess it up, and it will become a joke in school for a while.
"Next on stage is Dong Jiashui from the Magic Club for everyone..."
After the host gave a brief report, Dong Jiashui came to the stage with the bowls he brought.Other things were carried up by Tang Jinji and Zhou Zhihong.
Walk to the middle of the stage, in front of a square table, put down the things in your hands, put the bottom of the bowl up there, and then walk to the side of the stage.
The very quiet atmosphere around made Dong Jiashui feel a little nervous.With a piece of music that I don't know what it is, let him relax a little.
"Hello, everyone." Dong Jiashui became more and more calm from the moment he uttered the first word.
"I don't know that in the past two days, some people saw my performance on the Internet."
"Brother Shengqian!"
"Bottle blower!"
Below the stage, three familiar voices shouted.
No need to think too much, I saw that it was Ying Xiaoshi, Zhao Ziming and Xue Renjie, the third brother.
Listening to the voice, it seemed to be shouted from different corners.It's just that Dong Jiashui hasn't found any of them so far, so they probably didn't get together and separated.
"Hey, this third brother has a heart." Dong Jiashui thought to himself.
Many people in the audience who have also watched the video also yelled, and a large part of this was due to the publicity of Jiang Yan, Tang Jinji and Zhou Zhihong from the Magic Club.
Signaling with both hands, it is time to be quiet, and the audience quickly restored the previous silence, with almost no sound.
"To be serious with everyone, I don't know how to make money or make money. If I could make money, I would not be here long ago." He said to the audience.
Turning around, going back to the table, picked up the top bowl.
The bowl is facing down the stage, "Everyone can take a look, this is just an ordinary bowl." Then he took the bowl and took a few steps on the stage.
Someone in the audience shouted, "Do you believe what you say? We need to see."
"Okay, okay, okay, let me show you." Dong Jiashui didn't panic, and handed the bowl in his hand to the audience, letting them have a look, without caring.
It's just an ordinary bowl anyway, so you can see what's wrong.
Several people in the audience took over the hands, knocking, touching, and feeling a little funny.
It was as if he had never seen a bowl before, although it was an extra-large bowl that Dong Jiashui bought specially.
Soon, the audience didn't see any problem, so they handed over the bowl again.
"I'll just say there's no problem, you don't believe me, I'm very honest.
The three roommates of Dong Jiashui in the audience all twitched their mouths, secretly thinking that you are a ghost.Although not as outrageous as Ma Yongliang's, ten words, three lies and six exaggerations.But it's not far off.
Dong Jiashui on the stage picked up an unopened bottle of mineral water from the stage, "This is real mineral water." After speaking, he unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took two sips.
Picking up the bowl with one hand, "Maybe the students in the back just now couldn't make sure if there is a small mechanism in this bowl."
Then Dong Jiashui poured all the remaining mineral water into the bowl, and put the empty mineral water bottle aside.
In front of the audience, he smothered the water in the bowl in one gulp.
"This is the bottle blowing of my performance, thank you everyone."
"Hush~~"
As Dong Jiashui expected, there were boos from the audience.
Even Jiang Yan behind the scenes frowned slightly. Is this the end?impossible!
Of course Dong Jiashui on the stage did not step down, but grabbed the bowl and turned it upside down.Turning around, I shook it hard a few times, as if to shake something out of the bowl.
He handed it to the students in the audience and asked him to help dry the bowl.
"Actually, this classmate missed an opportunity to make a fortune." He took back the bowl handed to him by the audience and said with a smile.
The people in the audience were a little confused. Is this bowl still an antique?
It doesn't look like it. Those who have taken this bowl know that they still know the five words "can be used in microwave" at the bottom of the bowl.
"Everyone knows that I know the so-called money-making skills. In fact, I mainly rely on this "cornucopia" in my hand."
Dong Jiashui said this while shaking the bowl in front of the audience again.
"Cornucopia? Didn't wake up!"
"Student, you'd better go back for treatment as soon as possible. This world is too dangerous."
"..."
"..."
"It seems you don't believe it." Dong Jiashui said with a smile, "It's a pity that I still want to share this big secret with you, eh." He sighed slightly.
He slowly sat on the stage, not caring about his image.
Hold the bowl bottom down, hold it in the air with one hand, and reach into the bottom of the bowl with the other hand retracted into a fist.
"You really don't believe it?"
"Don't believe it!" They all said in unison.
"Anyway, I believe it."
"..."
"..."
There was a lot of noise in the audience, chattering and laughing.
However, since Dong Jiashui put something in the bowl and slowly pulled out something from it, the audience became more and more quiet.
"Look, what is this?" Dong Jiashui teased.
A red stone looks a bit transparent and glows. What's even more weird is that the cross section of this stone is smaller than the mouth of the bowl, and the part that Dong Jiashui has slowly pulled out is already bigger than the bowl. deep!
so smart?
I saw Dong Jiashui on the stage took a weighing machine and put the red stone in it.
"Well, it's more than three kilograms, which is quite a lot." Looking at the numbers on the machine, he said.
"I don't know what this thing is. If I ask you, you probably don't know either. Forget it, I don't want it anymore." The person in the audience said
"You're asking, we might know!" Time.
Dong Jiashui suddenly said no?Don't want us, although I don't know what it is.But it looks like it should be worth the money.
I was stunned by Dong Jiashui's next scene,
Seeing that Dong Jiashui seemed to be upside down, he stuffed the red stone back again.
"If you don't want us, why do you go back?"
"You are a devil!"
"..."
For a while, the crowd was furious.
"Hey, don't get excited"
"This thing is not something that can only be produced once."
Dong Jiashui was a little panicked. Why were the audience so excited?My highlight hasn't come yet.
"Wait, I'll try again."
I saw Dong Jiashui assuming the posture again.
And slowly took out a piece of blue,
"Why does it feel a little smaller than the one just now, let's make another one."
After speaking, he stuffed it back under the hostile eyes of the audience.
No one mentioned whether the two stones before and after are the same, but with a different color.Because anyone with a discerning eye can see that these two pieces are not the same thing.Even the shape and structure are not the same.
"It's getting smaller and smaller." This time Dong Jiashui was holding a green stone that was smaller than the previous blue one.
"No, no, one last bet."
It was stuffed back under the watchful eyes of the audience...
"Last time, last time ha."
"Haha, isn't this a failure?"
Someone in the audience mentioned it, but no one paid attention to him.
"Yes, yes, this one is a little heavier than the red one just now."
This sentence attracted the attention of the audience who were already a little bored.Let's see what he's up to.
"Damn! Why is it just so small? The color doesn't look good."
This meeting did not wait for the audience to take a second look, and directly stuffed it back, as if still angry.
"Last time, really last time!"
Really fragrant!
Before some audience could react, Dong Jiashui had already started again.
However, this time the action was quick.
Dong Jiashui on the stage looked like a gambler, closed his eyes tightly, and shouted "Open! Open! Open!"
This time, instead of pulling things out from the bottom of the bowl, he lifted the covered bowl directly.
Opening his eyes, he exaggerated to "I know this... this should be a broken rock."
A stone the size of five Rubik's Cubes.Much more ordinary than the previous ones.
The gap is a bit big, which is unacceptable for a while.
"Why do you want this broken stone!"
That's right, Dong Jiashui stuffed it back with the same action.
"I use my personal experience to tell everyone that you should cherish the things in front of you, and don't go around all day long. In the end, there may be nothing left." Dong Jiashui said with a little sadness.
This time the audience was very quiet, and no one argued with Dong Jiashui.
"Actually, my performance has just begun."
……
"Release the system task and successfully complete this performance. Task reward: depends on the completion of the task."
Dong Jiashui was a little puzzled, is this a reward performance?or random?
Then I have to be more serious, I have always been very wrong, but I hope I can give it a go.
At the very least, you need to upgrade the system warehouse or something, otherwise the system warehouse is a bit small and will soon be insufficient.
After thinking about the program I had prepared, I felt that there was still something missing. Seeing the three people building momentum in full swing, I talked to Jiang Yan, and then slipped out to prepare by myself.
After thinking about the process, I feel that it can be changed again.
It's a pity that I don't have much money, so I can only find someone to borrow some...
"Hey, little lion, that...can you lend me some money?"
Dong Jiashui is a little embarrassed...
"It doesn't need much, I'll give it back to you when I'm done."
"Okay, okay, thank you!"
Hanging up the phone, holding the mobile phone to see the message of the account.
Then he walked towards the nearby bank.
.........
Seeing the time is coming,
But Dong Jiashui hasn't come back yet.
Forgot to leave his contact information...
The three of them were anxious like ants on a hot pan,
"Why haven't you come back yet!"
"Didn't he say to prepare something, why did someone lose it?"
Don't let the three of them be busy for most of the day,
As a result, the main character is lost.
That’s nothing.
Although it's just a recruiting show for the show,
But if it’s not done well,
They are also in trouble.
There are already many people gathered around the stall to watch,
It really doesn't work...the three of them can only go up first...
Jumping in anxiety, Jiang Yan, who was about to curse, suddenly saw a familiar figure in the crowd, still standing there watching...
Immediately rushed over and pulled the man out of the crowd.
I saw Dong Jiashui wearing a mask on his face,
With a few extra-large bowls on hand,
You should be able to fully extend your palm into it.
"Dong Jiashui, where did you go! Why did you come back?"
Jiang Yan is a little anxious, this is her first activity after taking over the club,
Can't screw it up.
"You'll know later, don't worry, don't worry."
"I'll come back and settle accounts with you."
Watching Jiang Yan leave after saying a word,
is really busy.
Dong Jiashui also started to prepare his own show,
This is related to the system rewards,
Don't be careless.
Each has his own mind,
But the purpose is the same,
It's all about running this recruiting event well.
Dong Jiashui, who walked to the table, put down all the things in his hands first,
Then he unzipped his coat and took it off.
The black basketball jersey inside was exposed.
The occasional small wind made his hairs stand on end,
It's almost autumn, and the wind is really a bit cold.
Dong Jiashui was suddenly puzzled,
Why do you want to recruit new people at this time?
I'm afraid that the fresh blood will turn into old dough sticks if left for a long time.
Can't move? ?
Dong Jiashui thinks that he is not an old fried dough stick,
Although sophomore,
I am still very young.
Otherwise, how could this happen?
It's too far away, it's too far away, get down to business, this system reward can't be messed up.
"Buzz" "Buzz"
It was the vibration of Dong Jiashui's mobile phone.
"Add water, do you need to ask? Old Xue and Zhao and I are watching your performance from behind." It was sent by Ying Xiaoshi.
Seeing this, Dong Jiashui looked around, trying to find the figure of the third brother.
It's a pity that people are getting denser and denser, and nothing can be found.
trust?What do you want?Why do I have to entrust Dong Jiashui to perform a magic trick?
Although it has nothing to do with magic... But in the eyes of these people, it is.
"Just stay there and wait to applaud me." He typed this sentence on the screen and put away his phone.
As for why they didn't ask how the three of them knew they were here?In this day and age, news spreads the fastest.
Even if they are not in the freshman group, they can hear it from other channels soon.Unless they never go online, it's hard not to know.
"Hey, let's make some final preparations. It's almost time. I'll be up in a minute." Jiang Yan, who was behind, walked over and said something.
"Okay." Dong Jiashui finally checked what was in hand and what was in the system warehouse in his mind.It’s the first time to perform on this stage, I’m a little nervous, I haven’t rehearsed yet, I always feel a little sloppy…
At this time, there was a performance from the hip-hop dancers on the stage. After a hot dance, it was time for Dong Jiashui to take the stage.
Now that the atmosphere on the court has risen, Dong Jiashui can't mess it up, and it will become a joke in school for a while.
"Next on stage is Dong Jiashui from the Magic Club for everyone..."
After the host gave a brief report, Dong Jiashui came to the stage with the bowls he brought.Other things were carried up by Tang Jinji and Zhou Zhihong.
Walk to the middle of the stage, in front of a square table, put down the things in your hands, put the bottom of the bowl up there, and then walk to the side of the stage.
The very quiet atmosphere around made Dong Jiashui feel a little nervous.With a piece of music that I don't know what it is, let him relax a little.
"Hello, everyone." Dong Jiashui became more and more calm from the moment he uttered the first word.
"I don't know that in the past two days, some people saw my performance on the Internet."
"Brother Shengqian!"
"Bottle blower!"
Below the stage, three familiar voices shouted.
No need to think too much, I saw that it was Ying Xiaoshi, Zhao Ziming and Xue Renjie, the third brother.
Listening to the voice, it seemed to be shouted from different corners.It's just that Dong Jiashui hasn't found any of them so far, so they probably didn't get together and separated.
"Hey, this third brother has a heart." Dong Jiashui thought to himself.
Many people in the audience who have also watched the video also yelled, and a large part of this was due to the publicity of Jiang Yan, Tang Jinji and Zhou Zhihong from the Magic Club.
Signaling with both hands, it is time to be quiet, and the audience quickly restored the previous silence, with almost no sound.
"To be serious with everyone, I don't know how to make money or make money. If I could make money, I would not be here long ago." He said to the audience.
Turning around, going back to the table, picked up the top bowl.
The bowl is facing down the stage, "Everyone can take a look, this is just an ordinary bowl." Then he took the bowl and took a few steps on the stage.
Someone in the audience shouted, "Do you believe what you say? We need to see."
"Okay, okay, okay, let me show you." Dong Jiashui didn't panic, and handed the bowl in his hand to the audience, letting them have a look, without caring.
It's just an ordinary bowl anyway, so you can see what's wrong.
Several people in the audience took over the hands, knocking, touching, and feeling a little funny.
It was as if he had never seen a bowl before, although it was an extra-large bowl that Dong Jiashui bought specially.
Soon, the audience didn't see any problem, so they handed over the bowl again.
"I'll just say there's no problem, you don't believe me, I'm very honest.
The three roommates of Dong Jiashui in the audience all twitched their mouths, secretly thinking that you are a ghost.Although not as outrageous as Ma Yongliang's, ten words, three lies and six exaggerations.But it's not far off.
Dong Jiashui on the stage picked up an unopened bottle of mineral water from the stage, "This is real mineral water." After speaking, he unscrewed the cap of the bottle and took two sips.
Picking up the bowl with one hand, "Maybe the students in the back just now couldn't make sure if there is a small mechanism in this bowl."
Then Dong Jiashui poured all the remaining mineral water into the bowl, and put the empty mineral water bottle aside.
In front of the audience, he smothered the water in the bowl in one gulp.
"This is the bottle blowing of my performance, thank you everyone."
"Hush~~"
As Dong Jiashui expected, there were boos from the audience.
Even Jiang Yan behind the scenes frowned slightly. Is this the end?impossible!
Of course Dong Jiashui on the stage did not step down, but grabbed the bowl and turned it upside down.Turning around, I shook it hard a few times, as if to shake something out of the bowl.
He handed it to the students in the audience and asked him to help dry the bowl.
"Actually, this classmate missed an opportunity to make a fortune." He took back the bowl handed to him by the audience and said with a smile.
The people in the audience were a little confused. Is this bowl still an antique?
It doesn't look like it. Those who have taken this bowl know that they still know the five words "can be used in microwave" at the bottom of the bowl.
"Everyone knows that I know the so-called money-making skills. In fact, I mainly rely on this "cornucopia" in my hand."
Dong Jiashui said this while shaking the bowl in front of the audience again.
"Cornucopia? Didn't wake up!"
"Student, you'd better go back for treatment as soon as possible. This world is too dangerous."
"..."
"..."
"It seems you don't believe it." Dong Jiashui said with a smile, "It's a pity that I still want to share this big secret with you, eh." He sighed slightly.
He slowly sat on the stage, not caring about his image.
Hold the bowl bottom down, hold it in the air with one hand, and reach into the bottom of the bowl with the other hand retracted into a fist.
"You really don't believe it?"
"Don't believe it!" They all said in unison.
"Anyway, I believe it."
"..."
"..."
There was a lot of noise in the audience, chattering and laughing.
However, since Dong Jiashui put something in the bowl and slowly pulled out something from it, the audience became more and more quiet.
"Look, what is this?" Dong Jiashui teased.
A red stone looks a bit transparent and glows. What's even more weird is that the cross section of this stone is smaller than the mouth of the bowl, and the part that Dong Jiashui has slowly pulled out is already bigger than the bowl. deep!
so smart?
I saw Dong Jiashui on the stage took a weighing machine and put the red stone in it.
"Well, it's more than three kilograms, which is quite a lot." Looking at the numbers on the machine, he said.
"I don't know what this thing is. If I ask you, you probably don't know either. Forget it, I don't want it anymore." The person in the audience said
"You're asking, we might know!" Time.
Dong Jiashui suddenly said no?Don't want us, although I don't know what it is.But it looks like it should be worth the money.
I was stunned by Dong Jiashui's next scene,
Seeing that Dong Jiashui seemed to be upside down, he stuffed the red stone back again.
"If you don't want us, why do you go back?"
"You are a devil!"
"..."
For a while, the crowd was furious.
"Hey, don't get excited"
"This thing is not something that can only be produced once."
Dong Jiashui was a little panicked. Why were the audience so excited?My highlight hasn't come yet.
"Wait, I'll try again."
I saw Dong Jiashui assuming the posture again.
And slowly took out a piece of blue,
"Why does it feel a little smaller than the one just now, let's make another one."
After speaking, he stuffed it back under the hostile eyes of the audience.
No one mentioned whether the two stones before and after are the same, but with a different color.Because anyone with a discerning eye can see that these two pieces are not the same thing.Even the shape and structure are not the same.
"It's getting smaller and smaller." This time Dong Jiashui was holding a green stone that was smaller than the previous blue one.
"No, no, one last bet."
It was stuffed back under the watchful eyes of the audience...
"Last time, last time ha."
"Haha, isn't this a failure?"
Someone in the audience mentioned it, but no one paid attention to him.
"Yes, yes, this one is a little heavier than the red one just now."
This sentence attracted the attention of the audience who were already a little bored.Let's see what he's up to.
"Damn! Why is it just so small? The color doesn't look good."
This meeting did not wait for the audience to take a second look, and directly stuffed it back, as if still angry.
"Last time, really last time!"
Really fragrant!
Before some audience could react, Dong Jiashui had already started again.
However, this time the action was quick.
Dong Jiashui on the stage looked like a gambler, closed his eyes tightly, and shouted "Open! Open! Open!"
This time, instead of pulling things out from the bottom of the bowl, he lifted the covered bowl directly.
Opening his eyes, he exaggerated to "I know this... this should be a broken rock."
A stone the size of five Rubik's Cubes.Much more ordinary than the previous ones.
The gap is a bit big, which is unacceptable for a while.
"Why do you want this broken stone!"
That's right, Dong Jiashui stuffed it back with the same action.
"I use my personal experience to tell everyone that you should cherish the things in front of you, and don't go around all day long. In the end, there may be nothing left." Dong Jiashui said with a little sadness.
This time the audience was very quiet, and no one argued with Dong Jiashui.
"Actually, my performance has just begun."
……
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