i really have no magic
Chapter 1 Hardcore Acting
My name is Dong Jiashui, I really don't know magic, I just have a little imagination.
I still remember that on my 20th birthday, a voice suddenly came out of my head,
"On the first day of sign-in, miracle point +1, reward: miracle point +4, cumulative: miracle point: 5."
Then it was gone. At first I thought that the game was playing too many auditory hallucinations, and I didn’t do anything. I signed something inexplicably.
did not expect…
This sound rings out on time every day at noon,
Until the sixth day, something different...
"Sign in on the sixth day, miracle point +1, cumulative: miracle point: 10.
Miracle Points have reached the predetermined amount and can be used. "
At this time, he was at the train station, preparing to return to school.
use?How to use it?Can you give me some instructions or something?
Miracle point?He looked at his large and small luggage in front of him.
Can you give me a storage space?The kind in the game.
"Successful exchange of miracle points, open system warehouse, level 1. Accumulated: miracle points: 0."
The reminder sounded again, and then there was no movement.
Suddenly, some more information about the so-called "system warehouse" appeared in my mind.
Looking at the time, it will take a while to get in the car.
Then he dragged his big and small luggage,
When I came to the bathroom, I looked around and saw that there was no one there, so I found a compartment and dragged my luggage in.
Let go of your "burden".
According to the so-called "system warehouse information", open the warehouse silently in your heart,
Imagined a slot that should just fit the luggage in.
With a swipe of the right hand, the entrance to the warehouse comes out.
As if to fit his imagination,
It's not some strange world space or something.
Just looking at the space in front of me seems to be flowing slowly,
Through this opening, everything becomes fluid.
Look at the back of the opening, but can't see any abnormalities.
Tried to stuff the suitcase in.
Although he could no longer see the stuffed suitcase in front of him, he could still feel the existence of the suitcase when he closed his eyes and followed the method.
You should be relieved now,
So I started to stuff everything into it.
But what is a bit unsatisfactory is that there is too much luggage and the system warehouse is full...
Dong Jiashui looked at the remaining backpack,
Reluctantly picked up,
"It's not a big problem, the rest is the lightest."
It seems that this system warehouse should really only look at the volume and not the quality?so amazing?
If it weren't for the system expressly not being able to engage in illegal things, and not revealing the existence of any related systems, he really wanted to try to do something else secretly.
However, having this buff is not bad, at least if you can't find a suitable job after graduation, you can still do things like moving, so you won't starve yourself to death.It's just that the system warehouse is a bit too small, and you're not satisfied with just stuffing so many things?It looks like it will have to be upgraded in the future.I don't know if it can be raised to the size of the warehouse in the end?That would be great.
Dong Jiashui, who was still too young at this time, only thought of the most common usage of the system warehouse.
If it is a different person, maybe it can be...
……
When I returned to the school dormitory, because I was the first to arrive,
So he is the only one in the dormitory.
Then he opened the system warehouse and put the luggage out.
Looking at the small six-person dormitory, it was almost filled up and there was no place to stay.
Helpless, I can only stuff things that I won't use in the short term into the system space, and continue to arrange these things.
……
After a while, it was finished.
Think carefully about what you have encountered in the past few days.
If I can properly use the ability of this system, I should be able to live a good life in the future.
It seems that the miracle point is not only used to open and upgrade the system warehouse,
Wait a few days until the points are enough, and then try to get some other skills.
At present, the system warehouse is still sufficient, so it is not necessary to upgrade it.
Picking up the phone, I was stunned when I saw the cover wallpaper.
What just happened yesterday, I haven't had time to change it yet.
Looking at the person on the phone...,
That person left anyway. After getting along with him for a few months, he left a message
"In the end, I found out that being moved is not liking."
Left without looking back.
It's okay, it's not a big problem.
We are all grown-ups, so we don't need to talk too much, we all understand...
I set a background picture that comes with my phone. I threw my phone on the bed and lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling, alone in a daze.
……
It was late at night, and the buddies in the same dormitory also came back.
Make an appointment to go out for a meal together to enhance the relationship.
I dare not touch beer at home while drinking, and I drink skewers that my family thinks are unhygienic.
The atmosphere is good, six people have just had two cases of beer.
Dong Jiashui is depressed because he has encountered too many things recently.
So I also picked up the beer and poured it into the bottle.
The roommates also saw it.
Dong Jiashui has something on his mind, and it shouldn't be too young.
Dong Jiashui, who usually doesn't drink alcohol at dinner parties, was very unusual today and was the most cheerful person in the room.
Didn't ask, just waited for him to say it himself.
Several people looked at each other.
Looking at Dong Jiashui whose face was already flushed, he probably couldn't drink it.
Several people quickly snatched the wine bottle from Dong Jiasailor's hands, drinking so violently that they were afraid that something would happen to him.
"Hi~~"
A long belch came out directly on the faces of these brothers.
Don't say it, it's a little nauseating...
Then he watched Dong Jiashui pick up a wine bottle on the ground that no one knew who had drunk it up,
He blew into his mouth again.
Although everyone also drank a lot, but the amount of alcohol is not bad.
After seeing the empty bottle at that time, he didn't stop Dong Jiashui from holding the empty bottle to cheer himself up there.
"Haha, brothers and sisters. Starting today, I, Dong Jiashui, will return to being a nobleman. Hiccup~"
Looking at Dong Jiashui with his hands open in front of him, embracing the air, everyone had secretly discussed it before.
Dong Jiashui would have expected this fate a long time ago...
They all say "Lick the dog, lick the dog, until there is nothing left."
Seems to make sense,
But looking at it like this, it was a bit of a blow.
Looking at the crazy hiccupping in front of him, Dong Jiashui laughed out loud.
The brothers don't know what to do, I hope he will feel better if he gets drunk for a while.
If it weren't for the fact that Dong Jiashui's current situation was not very good, or else he would have been kicked away based on his behavior at the dinner table.
"Hiccup~, brothers. Don't step back. Why are you pinching your nose? It's not ugly. Hiccup"
Everyone leaned back unconsciously.
This is really unbearable.
"Hey, brothers, today I will show you a unique skill."
Looking at Dong Jiashui who was waving the empty bottle, he felt helpless for a while.
"Come, let's see what real bottle blowing is!"
In the eyes of everyone, Dong Jiashui was holding the mouth of the beer bottle, and was about to stuff the bottom of the bottle into his mouth, as if he had gotten in a little bit. (Dangerous behavior, don't try it by mistake!)
Everyone was stunned when they saw this, and immediately got up and pulled him to prevent Dong Jiashui from continuing this "self-mutilation" behavior.
The people at the next table also stopped their movements and looked at Dong Jiashui's table.
The owner of this stall grabbed the phone with trembling hands and prepared to call the police for emergency treatment.
The store has been open for some years, and I have seen people drinking and making trouble, but I have never seen this master play like this.
The bottom of the beer bottle is so thick, much bigger than the neck, how did it get in!You can't even get in your mouth.
Everything happened so fast, Dong Jiashui had already let go before his brothers pulled the bottle from his hand, and watched the bottle slide down his mouth and disappear in front of everyone.
But the neck didn't even move, how did you get in?
Seeing Dong Jiashui hiccup like a devil; "Hi~~.", rubbing his belly with his hands as if he was full.
Everyone seemed to have seen a ghost, and the boss's phone that was about to call the police for emergency services fell to the ground.
Of course, it is impossible for Dong Jiashui to really "blow the bottle".
It's also because the surrounding light is not good, and his mouth is facing the sky, and the people around him have more or less drunk.
So no one saw the "bottle blowing operation" where he secretly sent the wine bottles to the system warehouse.
He looked around and saw several people who looked like ghosts. Although he was a little confused,
But still sober.
Of course, he couldn't take the bottle away.Although this empty wine bottle is not worth much, even if it is broken on the ground, the boss may not ask you for it.
But he didn't dare to try, he still remembered that the system warehouse could not be used for illegal things.
He didn't want to test the bottom line of the system.
I still have to rely on this system in the future.
At this time, the brother in the lower berth suddenly grabbed Dong Jiashui's head and opened his mouth.
But he was immediately pushed away by Dong Jiashui.
"What are you doing? Don't be nervous. Sit down, sit down. Basic operation, basic operation." He opened his mouth wide and pointed, "There is nothing!"
The basic operation is to blow a bottle?I miss you a ghost, no, you are a human and a ghost.
Dong Jiashui piled the coat on the other chair with one hand.
Grasping the top with one hand, the other reached in and explored.
The people around were also a little confused when they saw his operation. This person didn't go to the rescue, but just pretended to be a ghost, and gave up the treatment?
Soon, I saw him take out the beer bottle he just swallowed from it,
Is this magic? ?Is the wine bottle you just swallowed fake? ?It doesn't look like it! !
The roommates were also frightened by Dong Jiashui's move,
They knew very well that the bottle just now was also real.
I just don’t know how Dong Jiashui operates. When did he learn this skill?
Cheating!No, I have to learn this trick from him.
You can try it at a party in the future, how exciting it is.
"It's okay, it's okay, I've put on a little show for everyone, everyone, go on, go on."
The surrounding area gradually returned to its former bustle.
But watching them keep looking at Dong Jiashui, I saw that they were discussing this matter.
Dong Jiashui thought to himself...Why am I so drifting...Fortunately, I am a little more sober, if the system is exposed because of this showy operation of drunk bottle blowing, it would be a shame.It seems that in the future, this wine should be drunk less, it is best not to touch it.
Seeing the light in the roommate's eyes, even though he didn't say it clearly, Dong Jiashui also felt that he had a lot of trouble after going back.
ps: Hardcore performance, pure YY, dangerous mistrial.
I still remember that on my 20th birthday, a voice suddenly came out of my head,
"On the first day of sign-in, miracle point +1, reward: miracle point +4, cumulative: miracle point: 5."
Then it was gone. At first I thought that the game was playing too many auditory hallucinations, and I didn’t do anything. I signed something inexplicably.
did not expect…
This sound rings out on time every day at noon,
Until the sixth day, something different...
"Sign in on the sixth day, miracle point +1, cumulative: miracle point: 10.
Miracle Points have reached the predetermined amount and can be used. "
At this time, he was at the train station, preparing to return to school.
use?How to use it?Can you give me some instructions or something?
Miracle point?He looked at his large and small luggage in front of him.
Can you give me a storage space?The kind in the game.
"Successful exchange of miracle points, open system warehouse, level 1. Accumulated: miracle points: 0."
The reminder sounded again, and then there was no movement.
Suddenly, some more information about the so-called "system warehouse" appeared in my mind.
Looking at the time, it will take a while to get in the car.
Then he dragged his big and small luggage,
When I came to the bathroom, I looked around and saw that there was no one there, so I found a compartment and dragged my luggage in.
Let go of your "burden".
According to the so-called "system warehouse information", open the warehouse silently in your heart,
Imagined a slot that should just fit the luggage in.
With a swipe of the right hand, the entrance to the warehouse comes out.
As if to fit his imagination,
It's not some strange world space or something.
Just looking at the space in front of me seems to be flowing slowly,
Through this opening, everything becomes fluid.
Look at the back of the opening, but can't see any abnormalities.
Tried to stuff the suitcase in.
Although he could no longer see the stuffed suitcase in front of him, he could still feel the existence of the suitcase when he closed his eyes and followed the method.
You should be relieved now,
So I started to stuff everything into it.
But what is a bit unsatisfactory is that there is too much luggage and the system warehouse is full...
Dong Jiashui looked at the remaining backpack,
Reluctantly picked up,
"It's not a big problem, the rest is the lightest."
It seems that this system warehouse should really only look at the volume and not the quality?so amazing?
If it weren't for the system expressly not being able to engage in illegal things, and not revealing the existence of any related systems, he really wanted to try to do something else secretly.
However, having this buff is not bad, at least if you can't find a suitable job after graduation, you can still do things like moving, so you won't starve yourself to death.It's just that the system warehouse is a bit too small, and you're not satisfied with just stuffing so many things?It looks like it will have to be upgraded in the future.I don't know if it can be raised to the size of the warehouse in the end?That would be great.
Dong Jiashui, who was still too young at this time, only thought of the most common usage of the system warehouse.
If it is a different person, maybe it can be...
……
When I returned to the school dormitory, because I was the first to arrive,
So he is the only one in the dormitory.
Then he opened the system warehouse and put the luggage out.
Looking at the small six-person dormitory, it was almost filled up and there was no place to stay.
Helpless, I can only stuff things that I won't use in the short term into the system space, and continue to arrange these things.
……
After a while, it was finished.
Think carefully about what you have encountered in the past few days.
If I can properly use the ability of this system, I should be able to live a good life in the future.
It seems that the miracle point is not only used to open and upgrade the system warehouse,
Wait a few days until the points are enough, and then try to get some other skills.
At present, the system warehouse is still sufficient, so it is not necessary to upgrade it.
Picking up the phone, I was stunned when I saw the cover wallpaper.
What just happened yesterday, I haven't had time to change it yet.
Looking at the person on the phone...,
That person left anyway. After getting along with him for a few months, he left a message
"In the end, I found out that being moved is not liking."
Left without looking back.
It's okay, it's not a big problem.
We are all grown-ups, so we don't need to talk too much, we all understand...
I set a background picture that comes with my phone. I threw my phone on the bed and lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling, alone in a daze.
……
It was late at night, and the buddies in the same dormitory also came back.
Make an appointment to go out for a meal together to enhance the relationship.
I dare not touch beer at home while drinking, and I drink skewers that my family thinks are unhygienic.
The atmosphere is good, six people have just had two cases of beer.
Dong Jiashui is depressed because he has encountered too many things recently.
So I also picked up the beer and poured it into the bottle.
The roommates also saw it.
Dong Jiashui has something on his mind, and it shouldn't be too young.
Dong Jiashui, who usually doesn't drink alcohol at dinner parties, was very unusual today and was the most cheerful person in the room.
Didn't ask, just waited for him to say it himself.
Several people looked at each other.
Looking at Dong Jiashui whose face was already flushed, he probably couldn't drink it.
Several people quickly snatched the wine bottle from Dong Jiasailor's hands, drinking so violently that they were afraid that something would happen to him.
"Hi~~"
A long belch came out directly on the faces of these brothers.
Don't say it, it's a little nauseating...
Then he watched Dong Jiashui pick up a wine bottle on the ground that no one knew who had drunk it up,
He blew into his mouth again.
Although everyone also drank a lot, but the amount of alcohol is not bad.
After seeing the empty bottle at that time, he didn't stop Dong Jiashui from holding the empty bottle to cheer himself up there.
"Haha, brothers and sisters. Starting today, I, Dong Jiashui, will return to being a nobleman. Hiccup~"
Looking at Dong Jiashui with his hands open in front of him, embracing the air, everyone had secretly discussed it before.
Dong Jiashui would have expected this fate a long time ago...
They all say "Lick the dog, lick the dog, until there is nothing left."
Seems to make sense,
But looking at it like this, it was a bit of a blow.
Looking at the crazy hiccupping in front of him, Dong Jiashui laughed out loud.
The brothers don't know what to do, I hope he will feel better if he gets drunk for a while.
If it weren't for the fact that Dong Jiashui's current situation was not very good, or else he would have been kicked away based on his behavior at the dinner table.
"Hiccup~, brothers. Don't step back. Why are you pinching your nose? It's not ugly. Hiccup"
Everyone leaned back unconsciously.
This is really unbearable.
"Hey, brothers, today I will show you a unique skill."
Looking at Dong Jiashui who was waving the empty bottle, he felt helpless for a while.
"Come, let's see what real bottle blowing is!"
In the eyes of everyone, Dong Jiashui was holding the mouth of the beer bottle, and was about to stuff the bottom of the bottle into his mouth, as if he had gotten in a little bit. (Dangerous behavior, don't try it by mistake!)
Everyone was stunned when they saw this, and immediately got up and pulled him to prevent Dong Jiashui from continuing this "self-mutilation" behavior.
The people at the next table also stopped their movements and looked at Dong Jiashui's table.
The owner of this stall grabbed the phone with trembling hands and prepared to call the police for emergency treatment.
The store has been open for some years, and I have seen people drinking and making trouble, but I have never seen this master play like this.
The bottom of the beer bottle is so thick, much bigger than the neck, how did it get in!You can't even get in your mouth.
Everything happened so fast, Dong Jiashui had already let go before his brothers pulled the bottle from his hand, and watched the bottle slide down his mouth and disappear in front of everyone.
But the neck didn't even move, how did you get in?
Seeing Dong Jiashui hiccup like a devil; "Hi~~.", rubbing his belly with his hands as if he was full.
Everyone seemed to have seen a ghost, and the boss's phone that was about to call the police for emergency services fell to the ground.
Of course, it is impossible for Dong Jiashui to really "blow the bottle".
It's also because the surrounding light is not good, and his mouth is facing the sky, and the people around him have more or less drunk.
So no one saw the "bottle blowing operation" where he secretly sent the wine bottles to the system warehouse.
He looked around and saw several people who looked like ghosts. Although he was a little confused,
But still sober.
Of course, he couldn't take the bottle away.Although this empty wine bottle is not worth much, even if it is broken on the ground, the boss may not ask you for it.
But he didn't dare to try, he still remembered that the system warehouse could not be used for illegal things.
He didn't want to test the bottom line of the system.
I still have to rely on this system in the future.
At this time, the brother in the lower berth suddenly grabbed Dong Jiashui's head and opened his mouth.
But he was immediately pushed away by Dong Jiashui.
"What are you doing? Don't be nervous. Sit down, sit down. Basic operation, basic operation." He opened his mouth wide and pointed, "There is nothing!"
The basic operation is to blow a bottle?I miss you a ghost, no, you are a human and a ghost.
Dong Jiashui piled the coat on the other chair with one hand.
Grasping the top with one hand, the other reached in and explored.
The people around were also a little confused when they saw his operation. This person didn't go to the rescue, but just pretended to be a ghost, and gave up the treatment?
Soon, I saw him take out the beer bottle he just swallowed from it,
Is this magic? ?Is the wine bottle you just swallowed fake? ?It doesn't look like it! !
The roommates were also frightened by Dong Jiashui's move,
They knew very well that the bottle just now was also real.
I just don’t know how Dong Jiashui operates. When did he learn this skill?
Cheating!No, I have to learn this trick from him.
You can try it at a party in the future, how exciting it is.
"It's okay, it's okay, I've put on a little show for everyone, everyone, go on, go on."
The surrounding area gradually returned to its former bustle.
But watching them keep looking at Dong Jiashui, I saw that they were discussing this matter.
Dong Jiashui thought to himself...Why am I so drifting...Fortunately, I am a little more sober, if the system is exposed because of this showy operation of drunk bottle blowing, it would be a shame.It seems that in the future, this wine should be drunk less, it is best not to touch it.
Seeing the light in the roommate's eyes, even though he didn't say it clearly, Dong Jiashui also felt that he had a lot of trouble after going back.
ps: Hardcore performance, pure YY, dangerous mistrial.
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