Don't think tomboys are easy to mess with
295. The sequelae of playing too many games
Chapter 295
Strange, did Su Xi not hear what I said?Unmoved?
Or is he wondering why I put soy sauce in fried eggs?Please, fried eggs are delicious with soy sauce, you just try it and you'll know.
Forget it, since you're not going to help me, I'll find someone else.
However, at this time, I suddenly noticed that everyone except Su Xi had turned into stone statues.
At the same time, the housekeeper and the chef didn't know where they went.
There were so many strange things this morning.
"Can someone get me some soy sauce?"
"Leave the soy sauce aside..."
When Chen Li said that, I immediately became upset.
"How can you not take soy sauce seriously? Soy sauce is very important. You can try it later, and I guarantee that even if you have eaten delicacies from mountains and seas, you will like it very much."
"The key to the question now is not whether the soy sauce is good or not? Are you interrupting on purpose?"
Why is this guy so anxious? Is it a cultural taboo whether or not to put soy sauce on fried eggs?It's like a battle between sweet tofu nao and salty tofu nao...
I still don't touch this brow, as the saying goes, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing, so I stood up immediately and ran to the kitchen by myself.
I really didn't expect that the combination of soy sauce and fried egg would surprise so many people.
Be sure to show them how delicious it is in a while.
By the way, I opened the refrigerator and wanted to see what good things were in it, but I found a large bowl of sour plum soup in a crystal basin. I couldn't help but ran out and asked: "Husband, I found What a big pot of sour plum soup, can I drink more today?"
"...you can drink as much as you like."
"Really? You suddenly became very talkative today." I couldn't help being a little shocked.
At this moment, Su Xi suddenly shouted again: "Wait a minute, the one just now doesn't count, you can only drink two bowls... at most three bowls, no more."
Cut, this guy backtracks on what he says.
But the three bowls are already more than usual, and I am afraid that if Su Xi refuses to give me the extra bowl if he refuses to let me go, I have to compromise.
It took me a while, and I finally found soy sauce. It is packed in a glass bottle that is not the size of my palm. I usually only take out ramen, dumplings, sushi and other things for everyone to use. Today I will prove that It's just as good on eggs too.
I brought soy sauce and Xiao Tiaobu back to Su Xi, and without his consent, I poured soy sauce on his fried eggs, and said, "No one else can give me face, but you can't, my husband." No, no matter what you say, you have to taste it with me."
"Wow, I can't take it anymore! The sense of incongruity is too strong!" Chen Li suddenly stood up from the chair, hugged her head and raised her head to the sky, shouting.
"Uh, you mean soy sauce?"
"I'm talking about the name you call Su Xi. When did the two of you get so close to each other? Don't you blush with that kind of address? I know Su Xi has a thick skin... But I didn't expect that even Hao Siyu Are you like this?"
Su Xi blushed at this moment and defended: "Please don't say I'm thick-skinned this time, I was very embarrassed just now."
"So, what are you talking about?"
Chen Li narrowed her eyes, stared at me for a while, then pointed to Su Xi and asked, "...you repeat, who is this person?"
"Su Xi, what's the matter? Why do you ask such an idiot question..."
"...No, it's my question that went wrong this time...By the way, Su Xi just said that he hoped you could help him get a carton of milk from the refrigerator."
"Isn't today's breakfast just milk?"
"He thinks it's not enough, stop talking nonsense and go!"
Chen Li drove me back to the kitchen without any explanation.
That's too much, she thought I didn't know it was just her wanting to drink it?
Not long after, I put the milk in front of Chen Li.
"Here, your milk."
"I just said that it was Su Xi who wanted to drink."
Is it really his request?But why did Chen Li tell me about Su Xi's request?Forget it.
Without thinking, I put the milk back in front of Su Xi and said, "My husband, I brought your milk."
"This is it!"
Chen Li suddenly yelled and pointed at me, which startled me.
"What happened to you today?"
"I should ask you this question, right? Didn't you realize what you said just now? Hey, everyone, I'm not the only one who thinks Hao Siyu is strange, right?"
I think if there is a strange person in this restaurant today, it must be you, Chen Li.
Who knew that at this moment, Hua Zhe said solemnly: "If you don't speak more clearly, Hao Siyu won't react. Hey, Hao Siyu, do you know that you have been calling Su Xi your husband just now?" ?”
"Oh, that was when I was playing games last night, Su Xi always said that if I want this item, that item, or let him attract hatred, I should call him my husband, but I It’s too embarrassing to call him that usually.”
After I finished saying this, the restaurant was silent again for a moment.
What happened to these people?
Su Xi suddenly called me at this time: "Hao Siyu."
"What's wrong husband?"
As soon as the words fell, Su Xi suddenly pressed her index finger against the tip of my nose.
"right here."
...Uh, I just said, what?
I seem to have accidentally used that title for Su Xi again?
"Just...just now doesn't count! I just said it accidentally!"
Su Xi asked me dumbfounded when she heard me say this: "How many times do you think you accidentally used this title just now?"
"...You mean, I have used this title before?"
No wonder Chen Li and the others have been looking at me with that kind of eyes, and they are too mean, since they saw me make such a fool of themselves, they should tell me sooner, damn it!
Su Xi smiled happily at this time and said to me: "Actually, just now you have been using the name 'husband' where it should be called my name. Of course, I don't mind listening to it, and you seem to be very natural." Look, I thought, how about we just keep calling him that from now on?"
"No way! I will never call you by this name again in my life! As long as I am careful, it will not be easy to get rid of this problem!"
"If you don't have to pay it back for the rest of your life, then what will you call me when we get married?"
"... Let's talk about what happened back then."
Damn, this guy actually used us as a premise that we will get married, so I'm not at a disadvantage.
I quickly cut off my discussion with him, and ate my breakfast as fast as I could.
At this moment, my cell phone rang, and I saw the caller ID, which turned out to be from Mother Su.
Su Xi also noticed this, and said a little angrily: "Hang up, my mother must have something to talk to you about."
"Anyway, she is also an elder. I can't be as heartless as you."
After saying this, I pressed the connect button on the phone.
"Hello, Hao Siyu? Are you with Su Xi now?"
"We are both in the dormitory, what can you do with my husband?"
"……oh?
Wait, what did I just say?
I just swore to Su Xi that I would never call him husband again in my life, but I completely forgot about it when I turned around and made a phone call.
I quickly changed my words and said, "Wait a minute, don't get me wrong, Auntie, the one just now doesn't count."
"Yeah, I know. I've actually heard about it. You've agreed to marry Su Xi, right? It's a pity that the Civil Affairs Bureau didn't open yesterday."
Sure enough, she knew all these things. After all, she told Father Su all these things yesterday, and Father Su would definitely tell Mother Su about everything.
It's all Su Xi's fault for telling such a lie.
Fortunately, if the door is not open on Saturday, the Civil Affairs Bureau should not be open on Sunday, right?That means we still have a day to figure it out.
"Well, Auntie, I don't know exactly what is the matter of your call. Otherwise, let my husband... No, it's Su Xi. I just wanted to ask Su Xi to talk to you about this matter."
"Hmph, I don't think it's necessary now. Telling you about this matter will get you more information."
"...What do you mean?"
At this time, I heard Su's mother's tone seem to become very proud and said: "When I heard that you promised to marry my son, I was still skeptical about it, but listening to the titles you just said inadvertently , I can already believe it 100%.”
Because of this kind of thing, I am 100% confident, can I be okay?
I decided to go all out, and quickly explained: "Wait a minute, I'll tell you the truth, the fact that my husband and I are going to get married is actually a lie... No, it should be said that the fact that Su Xi and I said we were going to get married is actually a lie." Yes, the two of us don't say anything at all now, my husband was lying all yesterday... No, it was Su Xi who was lying. "
"...do you know why I said talking to you would give you more information?"
"...Please advise me."
"Because my son is very good at lying, but you are very honest, you can't lie at all, and you can easily be exposed in acting. When you called my son husband just now, it was more natural than calling him by his name. Can this kind of thing be fake?"
"But... I didn't lie..."
I feel like I'm about to cry right now.
Why did I have such an unbelievable problem at this time?No one would believe me even if I told the truth...
At this time, Mother Su said to me again: "Okay, since you have already made up your mind, it is the same whether you want to give our family this surprise or not. Come to our house quickly, at least the wedding arrangement should make us happy." Do these two parents have some ideas?"
Strange, did Su Xi not hear what I said?Unmoved?
Or is he wondering why I put soy sauce in fried eggs?Please, fried eggs are delicious with soy sauce, you just try it and you'll know.
Forget it, since you're not going to help me, I'll find someone else.
However, at this time, I suddenly noticed that everyone except Su Xi had turned into stone statues.
At the same time, the housekeeper and the chef didn't know where they went.
There were so many strange things this morning.
"Can someone get me some soy sauce?"
"Leave the soy sauce aside..."
When Chen Li said that, I immediately became upset.
"How can you not take soy sauce seriously? Soy sauce is very important. You can try it later, and I guarantee that even if you have eaten delicacies from mountains and seas, you will like it very much."
"The key to the question now is not whether the soy sauce is good or not? Are you interrupting on purpose?"
Why is this guy so anxious? Is it a cultural taboo whether or not to put soy sauce on fried eggs?It's like a battle between sweet tofu nao and salty tofu nao...
I still don't touch this brow, as the saying goes, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing, so I stood up immediately and ran to the kitchen by myself.
I really didn't expect that the combination of soy sauce and fried egg would surprise so many people.
Be sure to show them how delicious it is in a while.
By the way, I opened the refrigerator and wanted to see what good things were in it, but I found a large bowl of sour plum soup in a crystal basin. I couldn't help but ran out and asked: "Husband, I found What a big pot of sour plum soup, can I drink more today?"
"...you can drink as much as you like."
"Really? You suddenly became very talkative today." I couldn't help being a little shocked.
At this moment, Su Xi suddenly shouted again: "Wait a minute, the one just now doesn't count, you can only drink two bowls... at most three bowls, no more."
Cut, this guy backtracks on what he says.
But the three bowls are already more than usual, and I am afraid that if Su Xi refuses to give me the extra bowl if he refuses to let me go, I have to compromise.
It took me a while, and I finally found soy sauce. It is packed in a glass bottle that is not the size of my palm. I usually only take out ramen, dumplings, sushi and other things for everyone to use. Today I will prove that It's just as good on eggs too.
I brought soy sauce and Xiao Tiaobu back to Su Xi, and without his consent, I poured soy sauce on his fried eggs, and said, "No one else can give me face, but you can't, my husband." No, no matter what you say, you have to taste it with me."
"Wow, I can't take it anymore! The sense of incongruity is too strong!" Chen Li suddenly stood up from the chair, hugged her head and raised her head to the sky, shouting.
"Uh, you mean soy sauce?"
"I'm talking about the name you call Su Xi. When did the two of you get so close to each other? Don't you blush with that kind of address? I know Su Xi has a thick skin... But I didn't expect that even Hao Siyu Are you like this?"
Su Xi blushed at this moment and defended: "Please don't say I'm thick-skinned this time, I was very embarrassed just now."
"So, what are you talking about?"
Chen Li narrowed her eyes, stared at me for a while, then pointed to Su Xi and asked, "...you repeat, who is this person?"
"Su Xi, what's the matter? Why do you ask such an idiot question..."
"...No, it's my question that went wrong this time...By the way, Su Xi just said that he hoped you could help him get a carton of milk from the refrigerator."
"Isn't today's breakfast just milk?"
"He thinks it's not enough, stop talking nonsense and go!"
Chen Li drove me back to the kitchen without any explanation.
That's too much, she thought I didn't know it was just her wanting to drink it?
Not long after, I put the milk in front of Chen Li.
"Here, your milk."
"I just said that it was Su Xi who wanted to drink."
Is it really his request?But why did Chen Li tell me about Su Xi's request?Forget it.
Without thinking, I put the milk back in front of Su Xi and said, "My husband, I brought your milk."
"This is it!"
Chen Li suddenly yelled and pointed at me, which startled me.
"What happened to you today?"
"I should ask you this question, right? Didn't you realize what you said just now? Hey, everyone, I'm not the only one who thinks Hao Siyu is strange, right?"
I think if there is a strange person in this restaurant today, it must be you, Chen Li.
Who knew that at this moment, Hua Zhe said solemnly: "If you don't speak more clearly, Hao Siyu won't react. Hey, Hao Siyu, do you know that you have been calling Su Xi your husband just now?" ?”
"Oh, that was when I was playing games last night, Su Xi always said that if I want this item, that item, or let him attract hatred, I should call him my husband, but I It’s too embarrassing to call him that usually.”
After I finished saying this, the restaurant was silent again for a moment.
What happened to these people?
Su Xi suddenly called me at this time: "Hao Siyu."
"What's wrong husband?"
As soon as the words fell, Su Xi suddenly pressed her index finger against the tip of my nose.
"right here."
...Uh, I just said, what?
I seem to have accidentally used that title for Su Xi again?
"Just...just now doesn't count! I just said it accidentally!"
Su Xi asked me dumbfounded when she heard me say this: "How many times do you think you accidentally used this title just now?"
"...You mean, I have used this title before?"
No wonder Chen Li and the others have been looking at me with that kind of eyes, and they are too mean, since they saw me make such a fool of themselves, they should tell me sooner, damn it!
Su Xi smiled happily at this time and said to me: "Actually, just now you have been using the name 'husband' where it should be called my name. Of course, I don't mind listening to it, and you seem to be very natural." Look, I thought, how about we just keep calling him that from now on?"
"No way! I will never call you by this name again in my life! As long as I am careful, it will not be easy to get rid of this problem!"
"If you don't have to pay it back for the rest of your life, then what will you call me when we get married?"
"... Let's talk about what happened back then."
Damn, this guy actually used us as a premise that we will get married, so I'm not at a disadvantage.
I quickly cut off my discussion with him, and ate my breakfast as fast as I could.
At this moment, my cell phone rang, and I saw the caller ID, which turned out to be from Mother Su.
Su Xi also noticed this, and said a little angrily: "Hang up, my mother must have something to talk to you about."
"Anyway, she is also an elder. I can't be as heartless as you."
After saying this, I pressed the connect button on the phone.
"Hello, Hao Siyu? Are you with Su Xi now?"
"We are both in the dormitory, what can you do with my husband?"
"……oh?
Wait, what did I just say?
I just swore to Su Xi that I would never call him husband again in my life, but I completely forgot about it when I turned around and made a phone call.
I quickly changed my words and said, "Wait a minute, don't get me wrong, Auntie, the one just now doesn't count."
"Yeah, I know. I've actually heard about it. You've agreed to marry Su Xi, right? It's a pity that the Civil Affairs Bureau didn't open yesterday."
Sure enough, she knew all these things. After all, she told Father Su all these things yesterday, and Father Su would definitely tell Mother Su about everything.
It's all Su Xi's fault for telling such a lie.
Fortunately, if the door is not open on Saturday, the Civil Affairs Bureau should not be open on Sunday, right?That means we still have a day to figure it out.
"Well, Auntie, I don't know exactly what is the matter of your call. Otherwise, let my husband... No, it's Su Xi. I just wanted to ask Su Xi to talk to you about this matter."
"Hmph, I don't think it's necessary now. Telling you about this matter will get you more information."
"...What do you mean?"
At this time, I heard Su's mother's tone seem to become very proud and said: "When I heard that you promised to marry my son, I was still skeptical about it, but listening to the titles you just said inadvertently , I can already believe it 100%.”
Because of this kind of thing, I am 100% confident, can I be okay?
I decided to go all out, and quickly explained: "Wait a minute, I'll tell you the truth, the fact that my husband and I are going to get married is actually a lie... No, it should be said that the fact that Su Xi and I said we were going to get married is actually a lie." Yes, the two of us don't say anything at all now, my husband was lying all yesterday... No, it was Su Xi who was lying. "
"...do you know why I said talking to you would give you more information?"
"...Please advise me."
"Because my son is very good at lying, but you are very honest, you can't lie at all, and you can easily be exposed in acting. When you called my son husband just now, it was more natural than calling him by his name. Can this kind of thing be fake?"
"But... I didn't lie..."
I feel like I'm about to cry right now.
Why did I have such an unbelievable problem at this time?No one would believe me even if I told the truth...
At this time, Mother Su said to me again: "Okay, since you have already made up your mind, it is the same whether you want to give our family this surprise or not. Come to our house quickly, at least the wedding arrangement should make us happy." Do these two parents have some ideas?"
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