Don't think tomboys are easy to mess with
167, From Su Xi’s Perspective, a Mother with Superpowers
Chapter 167, Su Xi's Perspective
Suddenly someone knocked on the door early this morning.
Maybe it was the one who sent out small advertisements or checked the water and electricity. Before my family, the servants were usually responsible for this kind of thing. When I lived alone, the property was also responsible. This is the first time I have encountered such a situation.
I heard that there are many such things happening in ordinary communities. Since I live in Hua Zhe's house, this kind of thing can only do as the Romans do.
I reluctantly opened the door, but what caught my eyes was a very familiar person...or a woman who gave me a strong sense of déjà vu.
This person is like a large version of Hao Siyu, a full head taller than Hao Siyu, and has long hair, wearing a leather jacket, t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Although he is dressed in neutral, he is huge. The chest reveals a lot of female hormones.
When we saw each other, we were stunned for a moment, but the other party reacted first, put our hands together as if praying and said happily: "Ah, I heard about you, you are Hao Siyu's boyfriend, right? Didn't expect you to come to my house? I've wanted to see you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be so handsome."
"Uh, wait a minute..."
When I was about to say that this is not her home, she had already squeezed through the door, then ran to the sofa without any explanation, turned on the TV as if she was at home, took off her shoes to expose her feet, and stretched her legs It was placed on the tea table and released.
What the hell is this guy doing?
But I roughly guessed the identity of this person, combined with what she said, and the chance that this person looks so similar to Hao Siyu, if it wasn't for Hao Siyu's mother, it would be a ghost.
At this moment, she suddenly took out a can of beer from the suitcase, opened the easy-tie button and started drinking.
I hurried over and said to her: "Auntie, you are too familiar..."
"What's the matter? The child's father is not at home. I can just relax for a while. You go to the door and watch for me. Remember to notify me when the father and daughter come back."
I told her with a wry smile, "The two of them won't come back here."
"What?" The woman was surprised for a while, and just when I thought she had realized that she had gone to the wrong door, I heard her say, "Could it be that the two of them went out to play before I came back? It's too much right?"
Speaking of this, she suddenly looked at me with pity again, stretched out her hand and patted my chest lightly, sighed and said: "Speaking of which, you are the most pitiful one, obviously you are Hao Siyu's boyfriend, but you want to be punished by them." Leave it behind to watch the house, how did my daughter fall in love, she really doesn't look like my daughter."
No, I think she is already your daughter. Hao Siyu's super slow nerves are completely inherited from you.
Black lines appeared on my face, and I wanted to drive her out quickly to avoid complications, but when I thought that this person was Hao Siyu's mother and my mother-in-law in the future, I couldn't open my mouth.
"By the way, there are only two of us at home anyway, can you cook?"
"I don't quite understand your logic..."
"Didn't you see that I was eating? Didn't you go get some wine?" After saying this, the aunt felt that something was wrong, and quickly changed her words, "I mean, didn't you see that I was drinking? Why don't you hurry up and bring some food and drink?"
Wow, is this person talking out of his mind at all?
"I'll order you takeaway right now."
"Speaking of which, Hao Siyu has always listened to me since she was a child. If I said that I wanted to eat her own cooking, she would never order me a takeaway cruelly."
"...If you want me to cook by myself, just say so."
"I didn't say that. By the way, do you think if I told Hao Siyu not to let her associate with you, would she listen?"
...Even if Hao Siyu doesn't intend to listen to her, our relationship will definitely cause a lot of trouble.
I couldn't help but sighed, and then turned my head to look in the refrigerator.
I don't know if Hua Zhe's family has any dishes. It is said that his family is also the type that rarely comes back to live.
Sure enough, he had nothing at home.
It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.
"Well, Auntie, how about I invite you to eat out?"
"Hey? I just came back, you want me to go out?"
"But there is no food at home."
"Then you won't buy it back?"
This guy is really familiar enough.
I know who Hao Jingqi's character is inherited from.
I had no choice but to put on my coat and prepare to go out to buy food for this aunt.
"Wait a minute, I just want to go out for a walk, I'll go with you."
"In that case, why don't you agree to go out to eat with me?"
"Huh? I'm a married man."
"This has nothing to do with that!"
What happened to Hao Siyu's mother?I feel like I'm exhausted just talking.
I had no choice but to take her outside together. I originally planned to use my mobile phone to find out where the nearby supermarket was, but then I thought that there was someone living here next to me, so this trouble should be saved.
So I asked my aunt for the direction of the nearby supermarket, and then drove out of the community with her.
Then we walked around for more than two hours but still couldn't find any supermarket at all.
Even if Hao Siyu's house is not a high-end neighborhood, it's not inconvenient to come to this place, right?
"Auntie, are you sure the supermarket is near here?"
"Who are you asking? I've lived here for decades. How could I remember this kind of thing wrong? I clearly remember that when I went east, I would come across a supermarket. I think you made a mistake. right?"
Ok, I've figured out where the problem is.
"If I remember correctly, you and your husband should have lived abroad for a long time, right? Can you still remember the environment of your own home clearly?"
"Are you saying that I'm getting old and my memory is failing?"
"I didn't say that... and the direction you pointed me after you went out is not the east at all..."
"Oh, so that's what happened."
What do you mean it turned out to be such a thing...
I finally took out my mobile phone, and only then did I realize that the supermarket is less than 500 meters away from the community.
What a detour.
By the time I got back to where I was staying I was completely exhausted.
And as expected, even this time when Hao Siyu's mother passed by the house, she didn't realize that she had gone wrong.
I couldn't help asking: "Have you ever been told that you are a road idiot?"
"It's often said that way."
How come she sounds a little proud?
"But I have a very capable son, so I don't care much about it."
Please be careful, and your son doesn't often live with you, does he?I remember that the place where he studied abroad was far away from the place where the couple often traveled on business.
It is not easy for this mother to live to this day.
As soon as I walked into the house, my aunt snatched a bag from me, and then took out beer cans from it, and finally the beer cans piled up a hill on the coffee table.
No wonder I felt the bag was so heavy along the way!When on earth did she stuff them into the bag?
"Pfft," the auntie shouted cheerfully after taking a sip of beer, "what are you waiting for? I'm still hungry. It's because you went the wrong way that I haven't had any appetizers yet."
Don't you think about the problem of pointing the wrong way?
I always felt that it would be more troublesome if I said this sentence, so I didn't say anything in the end, and walked back to the kitchen with the dishes.
I'm not very good at cooking, so it took a long time to deliver the food to my aunt, but luckily she is not fast at drinking.
Unexpectedly, after I tasted the food, I felt that my aunt's face changed.
"Are you really interested in continuing to associate with my daughter?"
"Uh, of course."
"Then why is your cooking so unpalatable? My daughter won't marry a boy who can't cook?"
"What kind of logical thinking is this?"
"Obviously, I think you're planning to let Hao Siyu cook for you after you get married, right? I've seen through your thoughts!"
"...Can't I let my servants cook for her?"
"...So there was a servant in your house?"
After saying this, the aunt suddenly blushed and turned her head to take a sip of beer.
Uh, I have no idea what this aunt wants to do.
"You lied to me."
"What?"
Where did this phrase come from?I worked so hard to cook a meal for her, and what did I get in exchange for this sentence?
"Where did your servants come from? I have been in the door for so long, but none of the servants have seen it!"
"Uh, this is not my home."
"You said this is not your home, is it still my home?"
Auntie knocked the beer can on the table at once, stared at me with wide eyes and said.
Before I could explain, she showed an expression of sudden realization again, covered her mouth, glanced around and said, "Ah, so this is not my home?"
"...Did you just find out?"
The aunt quickly stood up, and then apologized to me with a series of bows.
"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect that I had admitted the wrong door, and I still bothered you for such a long time, I'm really sorry..."
"It's okay, I don't care at all."
At this moment, my aunt suddenly grabbed my hand and twisted it behind my back. There was a huge pain along my arm, but my heart was very calm.
I've grown so used to this aunt's moodiness that human beings are horribly adaptable.
"Look carefully, isn't this Hua Zhe's house? Why are you here? Also, since you are not my daughter's boyfriend, how do you know about my daughter?"
"First of all, I am indeed your daughter's boyfriend. Then, I have Hua Zhe's consent to live here."
"Hmph, do you think such an easy-to-see lie can fool me? Isn't it too beautiful? I'll call my daughter to confirm."
After saying this, Auntie became dazed again.
"Uh, how am I going to call my daughter while using my grappling hand..."
"...You can just take me to your house and knock on the door to ask Hao Siyu to come out."
I have given up explaining to this aunt, it is easier to let Hao Siyu explain to her, God knows how Hao Siyu usually gets along with such a person.
Suddenly someone knocked on the door early this morning.
Maybe it was the one who sent out small advertisements or checked the water and electricity. Before my family, the servants were usually responsible for this kind of thing. When I lived alone, the property was also responsible. This is the first time I have encountered such a situation.
I heard that there are many such things happening in ordinary communities. Since I live in Hua Zhe's house, this kind of thing can only do as the Romans do.
I reluctantly opened the door, but what caught my eyes was a very familiar person...or a woman who gave me a strong sense of déjà vu.
This person is like a large version of Hao Siyu, a full head taller than Hao Siyu, and has long hair, wearing a leather jacket, t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Although he is dressed in neutral, he is huge. The chest reveals a lot of female hormones.
When we saw each other, we were stunned for a moment, but the other party reacted first, put our hands together as if praying and said happily: "Ah, I heard about you, you are Hao Siyu's boyfriend, right? Didn't expect you to come to my house? I've wanted to see you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be so handsome."
"Uh, wait a minute..."
When I was about to say that this is not her home, she had already squeezed through the door, then ran to the sofa without any explanation, turned on the TV as if she was at home, took off her shoes to expose her feet, and stretched her legs It was placed on the tea table and released.
What the hell is this guy doing?
But I roughly guessed the identity of this person, combined with what she said, and the chance that this person looks so similar to Hao Siyu, if it wasn't for Hao Siyu's mother, it would be a ghost.
At this moment, she suddenly took out a can of beer from the suitcase, opened the easy-tie button and started drinking.
I hurried over and said to her: "Auntie, you are too familiar..."
"What's the matter? The child's father is not at home. I can just relax for a while. You go to the door and watch for me. Remember to notify me when the father and daughter come back."
I told her with a wry smile, "The two of them won't come back here."
"What?" The woman was surprised for a while, and just when I thought she had realized that she had gone to the wrong door, I heard her say, "Could it be that the two of them went out to play before I came back? It's too much right?"
Speaking of this, she suddenly looked at me with pity again, stretched out her hand and patted my chest lightly, sighed and said: "Speaking of which, you are the most pitiful one, obviously you are Hao Siyu's boyfriend, but you want to be punished by them." Leave it behind to watch the house, how did my daughter fall in love, she really doesn't look like my daughter."
No, I think she is already your daughter. Hao Siyu's super slow nerves are completely inherited from you.
Black lines appeared on my face, and I wanted to drive her out quickly to avoid complications, but when I thought that this person was Hao Siyu's mother and my mother-in-law in the future, I couldn't open my mouth.
"By the way, there are only two of us at home anyway, can you cook?"
"I don't quite understand your logic..."
"Didn't you see that I was eating? Didn't you go get some wine?" After saying this, the aunt felt that something was wrong, and quickly changed her words, "I mean, didn't you see that I was drinking? Why don't you hurry up and bring some food and drink?"
Wow, is this person talking out of his mind at all?
"I'll order you takeaway right now."
"Speaking of which, Hao Siyu has always listened to me since she was a child. If I said that I wanted to eat her own cooking, she would never order me a takeaway cruelly."
"...If you want me to cook by myself, just say so."
"I didn't say that. By the way, do you think if I told Hao Siyu not to let her associate with you, would she listen?"
...Even if Hao Siyu doesn't intend to listen to her, our relationship will definitely cause a lot of trouble.
I couldn't help but sighed, and then turned my head to look in the refrigerator.
I don't know if Hua Zhe's family has any dishes. It is said that his family is also the type that rarely comes back to live.
Sure enough, he had nothing at home.
It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.
"Well, Auntie, how about I invite you to eat out?"
"Hey? I just came back, you want me to go out?"
"But there is no food at home."
"Then you won't buy it back?"
This guy is really familiar enough.
I know who Hao Jingqi's character is inherited from.
I had no choice but to put on my coat and prepare to go out to buy food for this aunt.
"Wait a minute, I just want to go out for a walk, I'll go with you."
"In that case, why don't you agree to go out to eat with me?"
"Huh? I'm a married man."
"This has nothing to do with that!"
What happened to Hao Siyu's mother?I feel like I'm exhausted just talking.
I had no choice but to take her outside together. I originally planned to use my mobile phone to find out where the nearby supermarket was, but then I thought that there was someone living here next to me, so this trouble should be saved.
So I asked my aunt for the direction of the nearby supermarket, and then drove out of the community with her.
Then we walked around for more than two hours but still couldn't find any supermarket at all.
Even if Hao Siyu's house is not a high-end neighborhood, it's not inconvenient to come to this place, right?
"Auntie, are you sure the supermarket is near here?"
"Who are you asking? I've lived here for decades. How could I remember this kind of thing wrong? I clearly remember that when I went east, I would come across a supermarket. I think you made a mistake. right?"
Ok, I've figured out where the problem is.
"If I remember correctly, you and your husband should have lived abroad for a long time, right? Can you still remember the environment of your own home clearly?"
"Are you saying that I'm getting old and my memory is failing?"
"I didn't say that... and the direction you pointed me after you went out is not the east at all..."
"Oh, so that's what happened."
What do you mean it turned out to be such a thing...
I finally took out my mobile phone, and only then did I realize that the supermarket is less than 500 meters away from the community.
What a detour.
By the time I got back to where I was staying I was completely exhausted.
And as expected, even this time when Hao Siyu's mother passed by the house, she didn't realize that she had gone wrong.
I couldn't help asking: "Have you ever been told that you are a road idiot?"
"It's often said that way."
How come she sounds a little proud?
"But I have a very capable son, so I don't care much about it."
Please be careful, and your son doesn't often live with you, does he?I remember that the place where he studied abroad was far away from the place where the couple often traveled on business.
It is not easy for this mother to live to this day.
As soon as I walked into the house, my aunt snatched a bag from me, and then took out beer cans from it, and finally the beer cans piled up a hill on the coffee table.
No wonder I felt the bag was so heavy along the way!When on earth did she stuff them into the bag?
"Pfft," the auntie shouted cheerfully after taking a sip of beer, "what are you waiting for? I'm still hungry. It's because you went the wrong way that I haven't had any appetizers yet."
Don't you think about the problem of pointing the wrong way?
I always felt that it would be more troublesome if I said this sentence, so I didn't say anything in the end, and walked back to the kitchen with the dishes.
I'm not very good at cooking, so it took a long time to deliver the food to my aunt, but luckily she is not fast at drinking.
Unexpectedly, after I tasted the food, I felt that my aunt's face changed.
"Are you really interested in continuing to associate with my daughter?"
"Uh, of course."
"Then why is your cooking so unpalatable? My daughter won't marry a boy who can't cook?"
"What kind of logical thinking is this?"
"Obviously, I think you're planning to let Hao Siyu cook for you after you get married, right? I've seen through your thoughts!"
"...Can't I let my servants cook for her?"
"...So there was a servant in your house?"
After saying this, the aunt suddenly blushed and turned her head to take a sip of beer.
Uh, I have no idea what this aunt wants to do.
"You lied to me."
"What?"
Where did this phrase come from?I worked so hard to cook a meal for her, and what did I get in exchange for this sentence?
"Where did your servants come from? I have been in the door for so long, but none of the servants have seen it!"
"Uh, this is not my home."
"You said this is not your home, is it still my home?"
Auntie knocked the beer can on the table at once, stared at me with wide eyes and said.
Before I could explain, she showed an expression of sudden realization again, covered her mouth, glanced around and said, "Ah, so this is not my home?"
"...Did you just find out?"
The aunt quickly stood up, and then apologized to me with a series of bows.
"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect that I had admitted the wrong door, and I still bothered you for such a long time, I'm really sorry..."
"It's okay, I don't care at all."
At this moment, my aunt suddenly grabbed my hand and twisted it behind my back. There was a huge pain along my arm, but my heart was very calm.
I've grown so used to this aunt's moodiness that human beings are horribly adaptable.
"Look carefully, isn't this Hua Zhe's house? Why are you here? Also, since you are not my daughter's boyfriend, how do you know about my daughter?"
"First of all, I am indeed your daughter's boyfriend. Then, I have Hua Zhe's consent to live here."
"Hmph, do you think such an easy-to-see lie can fool me? Isn't it too beautiful? I'll call my daughter to confirm."
After saying this, Auntie became dazed again.
"Uh, how am I going to call my daughter while using my grappling hand..."
"...You can just take me to your house and knock on the door to ask Hao Siyu to come out."
I have given up explaining to this aunt, it is easier to let Hao Siyu explain to her, God knows how Hao Siyu usually gets along with such a person.
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