Don't think tomboys are easy to mess with

My name is Hao Siyu. This day, I was playing computer games in the university dormitory as usual, except that my roommate Chen Li was applying a facial mask, and occasionally I forgot about it, and I would be scared when I looked back at her. I had a good time.

I played games almost all night, and I felt a little tired at this moment. At this time, I suddenly remembered an important thing today, and quickly picked up my phone to check my account.

"……Um?"

The double-digit balance on the account made me cry out in wonder.

After carefully checking the bank card account, Alipay account, and WeChat account, none of the money was remitted.

When I realized something was wrong, I immediately called my parents.

"Dad, why didn't I receive the living expenses at home today? Don't you all remit money to me early in the morning on the 10th of every month?"

On the other end of the phone was a voice that was more haggard and tired than mine, as if it was not me but my father who stayed up all night playing games yesterday. In fact, at this time, because of the reality that the balance was too low, coupled with the nervousness of asking the family for money, I don't know where to fly to because of my sleepiness.

"I discussed it with your mother, and I will stop giving you living expenses from now on."

It really stopped my living expenses!
I was so frightened that I shivered suddenly, and at the same time, I became a little more awake.

"...Dad, you want your son to die."

"You are clearly a daughter, right?"

Hearing this, I couldn’t help but smile wryly, because I am indeed a girl, but I always wear boy’s clothes, and my life, work and rest, and even my personality and behavior are no different from boys’. People think that they are more delicate than ordinary boys, and their appearance will not look awkward at all, so they are nicknamed tomboy.

But my parents obviously didn't correct me before, and today they suddenly reminded me that they probably wanted to settle the score with me, so I couldn't help but panic.

I had long thought that this day would come, but I didn't expect that it would be when I was in college, and my parents threatened me with living expenses.

"...But how can I live without living expenses?"

"I didn't say that you can't accommodate, but you have to do three things for me."

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that as long as I can achieve the three things, it shouldn't be too difficult with my intelligence, so I won't starve to death.

However, after hearing those three things, my little heart raised my throat again.

First things first, get a boyfriend.

The second thing, the college is going to get an A on the next exam.

The third thing is to get a perfect attendance award.

"Dad, just say that you want me to die?"

Just listening to these demands makes me want to be stabbed to death.

I argued to my father and said: "Let's not talk about anything else, the next exam in our university will be two weeks away. I haven't been absent before the perfect attendance award, so it's not a problem, but the award will be awarded at the end of this semester in two months, and so on." Your daughter will starve to death in two months!"

"What are you in a hurry for? Listen to me. We will give you a month's living expenses every time you achieve one of these three things. If you complete all of them, you will be restored to your monthly living expenses. You are not too old, you should It's time to think about the future and stop thinking about playing games!"

How old-fashioned does this idea have to be?In current universities, love is an elective course, and sleeping is a compulsory course. How can anyone take it so seriously?
I despised my parents with outdated ideas in my heart, but at this moment the sound of hanging up the phone came from the microphone.

I was so anxious that I was about to tear my throat and shout into the receiver, but there was no other sound except the hangup tone.

Immediately, I quickly called several times, but found that the other party had already set myself on the rejection list.

At this point, I couldn't help covering my face and letting out a long sigh.

Now I'm out of ideas, which one of the above is not too difficult for a tomboy like me?

God is going to kill me.

I immediately rushed towards my roommate Chen Li with a mournful face. Unexpectedly, the two of them fell to the ground together with too much force, but I didn't even bother to apologize, and cried out loudly with a "wow", "Chen Li, quickly help me think of a way!"

Chen Li is one of my best friends. She is very handsome, and she usually fascinates many boys. When walking on campus, she always meets a few suitors, but she rejects all boys no matter how handsome she is. Well, some girls with bad intentions even started to spread rumors that she was having an affair with me who often wears men's clothing, but in fact she is a super snobby and has no interest in those college students who don't have high incomes.

At this moment, Chen Li was wearing earphones and applying cosmetics that I can't name on her face, so she didn't know what happened. After being thrown down by me, her face flushed slightly, and she frowned and said, "Auntie, can you go down first?" ? If people see our posture, it will really be the end of the two of us."

I immediately stopped crying and let Chen Li go, but she still gave me a relentless look: "Next time you bump into me like a headless chicken, don't blame me for falling out with you, and you don't know you Isn't it bad for someone's heart to come over with a sumo wrestling?"

I nodded, stretched out three fingers and promised to the sky, "I will definitely pay attention next time, but you don't need to attack personally, right? I know I'm not as good-looking as you, but at least I look handsome in this outfit, and I don't look bad. Does it make your heart hurt?"

"Your inferiority complex is the main one for me. The key is that you look handsome in men's clothing. It's terrible. My heart beats faster for a girl. If this matter gets out, how can I mess around outside in the future?" Chen Li bit Gritting his teeth, he showed a somewhat annoyed expression in my opinion, and then asked me, "Why were you panicking just now? Why were you crying?"

She knows that my psychological quality has always been very strong, and crying in such a panic must have happened.

"My family won't give me living expenses anymore!"

"...It doesn't seem like a big deal?" Chen Li said dumbfounded.

"You! Are you going too far? This is a matter of my life and death?" I pointed at Chen Li angrily.

Chen Li quickly comforted me: "...Calm down first, and explain what happened in detail."

Only then did I tell Chen Li about the suspension of payment at home and the three conditions for me.

"Well, anyway, I understand. It's really unreasonable for you to ask me to discuss this matter."

"...Thinking about it, it really is like this."

Chen Li is different from me, her family background is much better, even her weekly pocket money is higher than the monthly income of ordinary people.

It's a waste of time to ask this kind of person how to survive. My living expenses for a month can't compare to Chen Li's expenses for a day or two, so naturally I can't make her feel anxious.

"However, you can help me solve a level anyway, for example, introduce one or two boyfriends, the kind... who can pretend to be my boyfriend."

I begged.

Chen Li sighed helplessly, looked at me with regretful eyes and said: "I know you are still far away from the beginning of love, even though you are a college student, a girl who still plays games has no bright future." 'Ah, when it comes to looking for a boyfriend, you actually asked for 'one or two', are you planning to cheat or act as a harem?"