Reborn Sweet Wife Has Cat Disease

Chapter 71: Hey, it's so hard to be a human.

"Tang Tiantian, you can keep it for yourself." Si Yi stood up in a daze, not wanting to talk to a psychopath.

Si Yi Miaomiao immediately grabbed Si Yi's hand, "Don't go, I don't need this thing. People have already said that it's for men. Besides, I don't like apples either."

She stuffed the box in Si Yizheng's hand.

Si Yi was startled when he touched the box as if he had been scalded by something, and he threw the box out with a wave of his hand.

Si Yi Miaomiao immediately showed a hurt expression, Xiao Zhezi, you have changed, I used to give you mice and sparrows, you would praise me.

"Tang Tiantian, do you know what this thing is for?" Si Yi clenched his fists, afraid that he would strangle Si Yi Miaomiao to death if he got excited.

Si Yi Meow shook his head, "How would I know, I'm not a man."

"Then take it apart and see for yourself."

Si Yi Miao Miao opened the box, and took out a small sealed bag from it, "What is this?" She opened the bag, it was slippery, a bit like a balloon, Si Yi Miao Miao shook the cover in her hand, with a look on her face. Looking at Si Yi curiously.

"Do you men all like to play with balloons?" Or different kinds, different flavors of balloons?
"Balloon?" Si Yi's face darkened, "We are more used to calling this thing a small umbrella."

Si Yi Miaomiao was even more confused. She held up the thing in her hand and looked at it for a long time. It didn't look like an umbrella at all.

She held the case above her head and made an umbrella gesture, "How can this thing prevent the rain?"

Si Yi was amused when he saw Si Yi's cute and silly appearance.

He walked up to Si Yi Miaomiao, reached out and grabbed her wrist, pulling her hand away.

"This thing is not used in this place."

Si Yi stared at Si Yi with wide cat eyes, curious about the baby, "Where is that used?"

Si Yi glanced down subconsciously, "Use it where he needs it, do you want to try it?"

"Try?" Isn't this thing for men? What can she use a meow for?

Si Yi Miaomiao handed the condom to Si Yizheng's hand, "Then try it."

Si Yi was stunned...

"Hurry up." Si Yi Miaomiao urged impatiently.

Si Yi was stunned...

"You don't know how to use it?"

Si Yi Meow Meow questioned and made Si Yi startled.

"There seems to be an instruction manual in there, let me show you."

Si Yi Miaomiao picked up the card in the box and wanted to read it.

Si Yi patted Si Yi Miaomiao's hand in a daze, and slapped the card on the ground, "Don't look at it, do you hear me?"

Si Yi's face turned dark, he felt that he was about to be tormented by this mental illness and went crazy.

However, Si Yi has a studious look on his face, and his eyes are full of pure eyes, without any impurities.

"Si Yi is startled, do you not like the gift I gave you?"

"Yes, I don't like it, I don't like it very much." Si Yi said with a cold face, you gave me this thing, do you want me to use it for something, on you?
Hearing Si Yi's startled answer, Si Yi's eyes were reddened. This was the first time she was reborn as a human and gave him a gift of shoveling shit. I didn't expect him to be so disgusted.

Hey, it's so hard to be a human being.

"Tang Tiantian, if you have time, go to school for me, don't let me cause trouble, don't let me clean up the mess for you, that's the greatest gift you can give me."

Si Yi's startled words made Si Yi meow.

Her hair is about to explode.

"I've already signed a contract with the biggest Shengtian Entertainment, and I also signed a film, which will be filmed soon."

"Oh, really? Then congratulations on becoming a star on the [-]th line."

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