Substitute Sweet Wife: Han Shao has deep routines

After walking a few steps, Lin Xia suddenly realized that she couldn't keep up with Han Yuyang's footsteps. This man walked like flying, and had long legs. She couldn't even trot, and almost sprained her ankle again.

"I said Han Yuyang, you can't walk slowly, my leg is about to break."

Han Yuyang stopped impatiently, and clasped Lin Xia's wrist, "Are you a woman? You can't even wear high heels, and you have lost all women's faces."

"Am I a woman? Haven't you tested it yourself? What else do you want? Unfortunately, I'm not a man?" Lin Xia let out a long breath, and finally had time to stop and take care of her poor little feet.

The force on the wrist suddenly increased, pinching her so much that she was about to hear the sound of her bones breaking. Lin Xia held her breath before she was about to scold. When she raised her head, she suddenly said something was wrong. It was too ugly, the ice in those eyes almost froze her.

"Are you unhappy? Why? I didn't mess with you." Lin Xia admired himself a little. He could feel Han Yuyang's emotions from this expressionless face. It stands to reason that in the eyes of everyone, Han Yuyang is 360 a year. God, every day is angry.

"Which eye of yours sees that I'm angry." Han Yuyang frowned.

"I still said no, the buttocks and eyes are about to burst into flames. If it can be drawn as an animation, it will definitely be two flames floating." Lin Xia took the opportunity to snatch his wrist back, and when he saw it, it was indeed green, this animal.

"I said I'm not angry, what kind of ass is breathing fire, you woman, can you be gentle? Sooner or later you will pay the price for your mouth." Han Yuyang's suppressed anger completely swelled, and the thought of strangling Lin Xia to death came again. come to mind.

"Hey, what a stubborn mouth, you get angry when you are angry, and you are afraid that people will see it. Tell me, who stepped on your tail." Lin Xia raised her lips, smiled brightly, and shook her head, which was extremely unworthy of a beating.

It's really strange to come to this banquet today. At first, Han Yuyang was fooled by his incomprehensible younger brother, and then he suddenly became enthusiastic about her, and then, he defended her inside and outside the words, as if pampering her Terrible, if Lin Xia knew that the two had only known each other for only two months, most of the previous encounters were not very pleasant, and she would have thought that she and Han Yuyang were really in love with each other.

She lightly bumped Han Yuyang's shoulder, and suddenly thought of a possibility, "I said, it's not because you just bumped into some ex-boyfriend or girlfriend who was present, so you deliberately acted like this. Slap your face."

Before the words were finished, a pair of eyes piercing into her bone marrow were nailed to her body. Those eyes were full of fierceness, like an angry lion, and the aura exuded could destroy everything in front of her in an instant.

Lin Xia gulped down a mouthful of saliva, frightened by the breathtaking eyes, shrinking her neck, trying to make her presence weak.

No, she was just talking casually, teasing Han Yuyang as a joke, but judging from his performance, it seems that he really took what she said seriously. Could it be that she accidentally hit the point.

Damn, the face-slapping routine in this novel was actually hit by her one day. Would she like to throw flowers to celebrate? As a commoner, only a wealthy family like Han Yuyang and the others will have it. Such a bloody setting.

"What face slap?" Han Yuyang sneered, "Don't add your messy anime plots to me, believe it or not, I'll crush you to death."

Lin Xia pursed her lips, carefully hiding her gossip soul in her eyes, and said solemnly: "This is normal, what kind of waste material resignation is very popular now, mediocrity is superior, the protagonist is very mediocre at first, or He was simply a waste, but he was kicked away by the woman he liked, and then the protagonist became domineering, and became a high-ranking existence that women could not look directly at, and then he slapped his face on the spot or something. I think this plot is similar to yours. It's a perfect match, especially now that you are so awesome that you have no friends."

Han Yuyang laughed angrily at these words, pinched Lin Xia's chin and shouted: "Master, I was destined to be extraordinary since I was born. I am outstanding to a height that mortals like you can't look up to in a lifetime. Anyone who wants to climb into the gate of our Han family, There are more fish in the Hancheng River, and I am the only one who resigns from someone else, so where is it my turn to be remarried, don’t speculate about others with your head as big as a walnut and your body that is so flat that no one will marry you.”

Being hit by the words of a flat body, Lin Xia almost didn't vomit blood for three liters. How unlucky is she that Han Yuyang repeatedly disliked her body.

"Hehe, Er Shao Han's charm is of course unstoppable. Not only women in Hancheng want to climb your bed, but even men are no exception. It's a pity that your cultivation level is not good enough. Someday your face will be as long as RMB Same, tell me again, you are the husband of all people, at least in my opinion, you are not as attractive as a RMB."

Han Yuyang asked himself that his skills in slandering people had already been perfected, and he was the only one who shut up others, and who dared not speak up because of others, his face was livid with anger.

Lin Xia took a step back silently, making sure that she could run away at any time without being caught, then patted her chest and said, "Stop breathing fire, okay, I'm about to become a gourd baby, I'm going to be the woman of the light of anime, I don’t want to die young, and die before leaving school.”

"A woman who has become the light of animation?" Han Yuyang sneered again and again, "Just like you, you are not worthy of wearing shoes for Mu Wanqing, and you still want to have lace with others, so save yourself, and don't care about whether others see it or not." you."

Lin Xia puffed up her mouth, her chest was heaving continuously, the damned man actually twisted her meaning, "Cut, didn't you also say that I am not worthy to carry your shoes, and you are on my bed, mouth The gods say no, what are you doing with such an honest body? Don’t underestimate people, this lady, I can’t be a woman in the light of anime, and sooner or later I will be a woman who surpasses the light of anime, just wait and see.”

"If you succeed in your next life, remember to tell me." Han Yuyang rubbed his temples, the original irritated anger suddenly disappeared without a trace, and he felt a little helpless and wanted to laugh.

What a nasty woman who dared to control his emotions.

"What next life, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before die on the beach, who can guarantee that they will stand on a high place for the rest of their lives, she Mu Wanqing..."

"To shut up!"

Han Yuyang didn't want to hear this woman's name. After seeing her having sex with other men again and again without any intention of explaining to him, he especially didn't want to hear it today.