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Everyone stared at me without saying a word, with unconcealable smiles all over their faces.

I looked at them cautiously and replied timidly:

"Well, yes, like this, Cousin Yifan told me that Uncle has strict rules and high requirements, and he also said that I, with a lack of strings in my head, will piss you off sooner or later, and my ass will bloom ~, so I, I... "

Hahaha~
Zhuang Nianfan raised his head and laughed loudly after hearing this, and the others followed him and clapped their hands and laughed.

Only I can't laugh because I don't think it's a very funny thing.

Zhuang Nianfan didn't take a deep breath until he laughed heartily.

He said earnestly, "Qiqi, I heard from Uncle that there must be rules. As the saying goes, a state-owned country has family rules. Whether it is a big country or a small country, or whether everyone is small or small, there are rules to abide by; men have men. Women have women's rules, don't mess around, let alone mess around, otherwise, what kind of dignity is that?"

"Man? Woman?" I couldn't understand.Is the topic too deep?

Zhuang Nianfan said loudly: "As far as our family is concerned, men are not allowed to rape, rape, rape, idle, gamble, be contaminated with drugs and sex; women are not allowed to be disrespectful, not allowed to stay out at night, gambling, drugs and sex And love."

"Once found out, there will be no tolerance, and they will be sent to officials for strict punishment."

"but……"

Then he changed his tone, and his tone became more tactful.

"Family rules are not an excuse to manipulate anyone at will, let alone a tool in a certain sense. How can they make someone's ass bloom at every turn? Isn't it a lynching? That is absolutely unacceptable. Little girl, do you understand?"

"Oh, I seem to understand a little bit." I nodded as if I had realized something.

The uncle continued: "Besides, you are the golden branch and jade leaf of our family, and you can't move the board, and the family rules stipulate that girls belong to you~ Qiqi~"

"Aunt. Then, how will Aunt punish me for my fault?" I suddenly had the feeling that she was the softest person in the world~
Zhuang Nianfan saw my thoughts and said with a smile: "Generally speaking, you have two ways to aunt, one is to deduct seven days' pocket money; the other is to imprison for three days. In the past 30 years, in my impression, she seems to lie only because of Axiu She refused to admit that she used it once again, so she should have deducted her pocket money for a week."

Grandpa smiled and said: "Okay, Qiqi, don't think about those things, just be yourself. Excessive restraint will only increase the distance between each other and make everyone unfamiliar."

"Oh yes~"

Even so, I put down my chopsticks and left the table after eating half full.

Until I went back to the bedroom, my heart was still weird, invisible, as if I was splinted by those rules and felt uncomfortable.

"What's the matter with you Kiki~, what's on your mind?"

"Ah~... Cousin Yifan!"

when did he come inI didn't know, oh my god~
"Why did you startle me? I'm sorry, but what are you thinking in a daze?" he said while sitting beside me.

"Thinking about today's affairs, Cousin Yifan, at dinner today, Uncle said..."

Hahaha~hahaha~hahaha~, who knows that he was so happy that he couldn't stand upright after hearing this.

Only then did I realize that I had fallen into his tricks again. In a fit of anger, I pulled his ears red and numb his cheeks, hum~
Seeing that I was not relieved, he suddenly held my hand, with a concerned look on his face: "Qiqi, are you hungry?"

"Ah?" I looked at him blankly, and suddenly my stomach growled twice, and I answered for me.

He smiled obsequiously: "Is this good? I am responsible for finding food for you to eat, and you are responsible for not getting angry and eating them all. How about it?"

The top of my head was on fire, I pursed my mouth and stared, pinched my waist with my hands, like a cupping cup, stared at him with boundless anger, suddenly bared my teeth and said with a smile: "Okay~"

So, like a pair of nocturnal animals, we quietly opened the door, slipped out of the room, and slipped downstairs.

……

"Hey Afan, you said Xiaoyi took Qiqi out so late, where are you going?"

"Go home?"

"No way~ Ah Shou, you have to say hello before you leave~"

"Look, look, why is Xiao Yi walking back and forth in the house~, lost?"

"Lost? Kiki might get lost."

"Yes, Xiao Yi grew up here, how could he get lost?"

"I don't look lost, I seem to be looking for something?"

"Hey, Ah Fan, look quickly, Qiqi squatted down, and she wanted to laugh when she saw her unhappy face."

"Hehe~"

……

"Oh, cousin Yifan, do you know the way? Can you find the kitchen~"

"Yes, of course I can, I grew up here~"

"But I can't walk anymore~, my legs are already weak from hunger, and you still take me for a walk, I hate it~"

"Okay, okay, come on my back, how about I carry you?"

"It's almost there."

"Hey, that's not right, why can't I find it? Where is the aisle in the dome? Could it be behind this door?"

……

"Oh, Afan, it turned out that Qiqi was hungry, so Xiaoyi took her to find the kitchen~"

"Then he won't be able to find it, the kitchen door is in a remote corner~"

"You're right Ah Shou, the little girl didn't eat enough for dinner, it must be because Xiao Yi told her the rules and was nervous."

"Well, I think the little girl will be half full at most."

……

"How about Kiki~, is it comfortable on my back?"

"It's okay~ Cousin Yifan~, but I'm getting more and more hungry~"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too, my stomach is rumbling, ouch~"

"Cousin Yifan, let's ask Xiaohui or Fengling~"

"Don't bother them anymore, it's eleven o'clock~"

"It would be great if Sister Hao was here~ Cousin Yifan~"

"Yes, yes, the cheesecake she made is the most delicious, sweet and fragrant, and I like it the most."

"What, steamed crab is delicious~, the meat inside is so tender~, full of juice~, and what's more, the oyster soup is also delicious~"

……

"Oh, it turns out that Sister Hao still has these good skills, which are hidden~"

"Why, Azu, haven't you eaten?"

"Of course I did, it was just a long time ago."

"Yeah, it's really not easy to catch the appetite of this group of young people. It's hard for Sister Hao."

"That's right, Ah Shou, think about when we were young, we were satisfied with a steamed bun~"

"Yeah~, at that time, bitterness was sweet."

"Make fun of suffering~"

"Ouch~, what a pity you are, you have married a wife who is like a fairy, and you are still so dissatisfied~"

"Oh~ Azu, you old guy, don't tell me I have to suffer for the rest of my life to make you happy? I know you are not convinced~ I never thought you would still be so stubborn when you get old."

"Don't dare to say that I am stubborn, tell you old man, no matter how stubborn I am, I am stronger than you. Even if I play chess, I will be angry. It is good enough that Qiqi will arrive as soon as she calls, and she can tolerate you without limit. You talk about chess moves and respond to your requests. You are still not satisfied, and you ask over and over again, whether it is annoying. If you continue like this, be careful not to have friends.”

"Oh, ok, ok, stop arguing, you are in your tens of years, don't always be like an old child, blushing every now and then, can you have a thick neck, take a look at Xiao Yi~, he is so happy They're about to jump high."

……

"Haha~, I found it~ I found it~, haha~, the vaulted aisle! Great Kiki~, I finally found it~, Kiki, look, look~, the vaulted aisle~"

"What, it's just an aisle, nothing special, cousin Yifan~"

"Oh, you don't know, the kitchen is behind the vaulted aisle, and our big meal is about to start! Aren't you happy Kiki?"

"Ah! Really? Cousin Yifan, that's great, that's great~"

"Qiqi, can you stop pulling my ears with your hands, it hurts so much~"

"Huh? Did I pull your ear?"

"Of course, you've been holding me from the back to my back~"

"Oh, I'm sorry Cousin Yifan, I'm too nervous."

"Why are you nervous, I'm here, fool."

"But the house is so big and so high, and it's empty, and the lights don't turn on. I don't feel it during the day. It's really scary to look at it now, and my heart feels chilly. Cousin Yifan, what should uncle do? Will he be angry? ? Do you think we are troublesome?"

"No, don't worry, Uncle is sleeping soundly right now~, I promise I won't wake up even if there is thunder."

……

"Hahaha~, Ah Fan, I didn't expect Xiao Yi to know you well enough. He must have heard you snore a lot when he was a child!"

"Yes, yes, Azu is right, it must be like this, that's why Xiao Yi doesn't want to come here often."

"Because of childhood shadow~"

"Hahaha~"

"Go, go, stop talking nonsense, Xiao Yi doesn't know how much he likes me, he likes this place~"

"Hey, when did you have so many narcissistic problems~"

……

"Come on Kiki, the kitchen is here~"

"Oh~wow~, Cousin Yifan, this is the kitchen, ah~~~, look, there are all pots hanging on the top of the head, at least a hundred people, ah~, there are also triangular ones, There are also semi-circular ones, which are very strange~”

"Hmm... let me look for it, where is the refrigerator... where is it... the refrigerator..."

"Look for the refrigerator, then I'll look for it too. Oh, by the way, cousin Yifan, what are you going to feed me? Cousin Enyifan? Is the fish good? Is the crab good? Can't be better~"

"Um..., that..., that..."

"Ah~, Cousin Yifan, so you don't know how to cook~, then why do we have to work so hard to come to the kitchen~"

"At least find a piece of cake~"

"Yes, yes, it's good to be full."

"That's right, go find Qiqi in the refrigerator, I'll look for it from here, and you can look for it from there."

"Okay, Cousin Yifan! Hey, hey, Cousin Yifan~~~~"

"what's up?"

"What if I step on a mouse?"

"Catch it and make soup for you."

"Uh, it's so disgusting, I hate it, I'm ignoring you, big villain~... Oops~ The kitchen is so big, there must be three hundred square meters, huh? Will there be no refrigerator? Will there be no cake? Will there be Didn’t find anything to eat? Ah~, isn’t that going to starve to death? My God~, I don’t want to die in such pain~”

"Don't look around, Kiki, find the refrigerator~"

"Oh yes ~ Cousin Yifan, have you found it yet?"

"not yet."

"did you find it?"

"not yet."

"did you find it?"