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"Yo~ Someone is unhappy. Don't say I have a low IQ, because I really can't think of anything that can make a heartless, dull pig unhappy."

He put down the ice cream cup, looking very smug.

"Brother De~" I called out in embarrassment.

His heart was softened by my scream, and all the defense lines collapsed in an instant.

"Oh, okay, don't test me, I know, you are afraid that Ah Zhong will not forgive you, right?"

"Hey, brother De, you are so smart. I'm worrying about this matter~, you know, I finally worshiped under his school, I'm really afraid that he will kick me out of the teacher's school in a fit of anger, and never teach me again. My kung fu. Brother De, I haven’t become an apprentice yet~”

"Well, I think so too. You are the most courageous person in the world to shake your fist at him. Let me tell you, Ah Zhong is a super disciplined person, and he is narrow-minded~ Maybe he will remember you for the rest of his life. "

"what!!!"

"A Zhong is angry, he will definitely drive you out of the teacher's school. Maybe he won't look at you again. Not to mention master and apprentice, I'm afraid he doesn't even have to be a friend."
"Brother De, what should I do~"

"I can't help it. Tell me, since you entered the door, have you ever seen Ah Zhong smiling or looking straight at you? No, I see, your ideal will soon become a delusion~ Don't even think about it." Who else will accept you as a disciple~"

"Also, you attacked Brother Liang with the kung fu he taught you. Brother Liang forgives you, everyone forgives you, but it does not mean that you forgive Ah Zhong. Because he is not good at teaching and neglects to discipline, Mr. Zhuang just got very annoyed and severely Rebuke, look at the board is about to arrive~, oh~, poor Ah Zhong, his ass is so innocent, this meal will take at least ten or 20 days, alas~~~”

"Brother De~~~" I grabbed his hand, looking pitifully, hungrily.

"Don't look at me. It's useless to look at me. I don't want to be bored." He shook his head like a rattle.

I was still watching, watching, just like this without his principles.

"Oh, okay, okay, I'll intercede with you and make sure that Ah Zhong won't be angry, that's all right~"

Wish come true, haha.Please praise my loyal best friend~
I laughed, and he laughed too, and poked my head with his finger: "I knew why I had to do it today."

Then, he took me to knock on Ah Zhong's bedroom door.

Ah Zhong didn't take a nap, but just leaned against the head of the bed and closed his eyes to rest his mind. When he heard someone knocking on the door, he hurriedly got up, put on his shoes, and walked over to open the door.

He was even more surprised when he saw us, but he quickly understood everything when he saw the code word from Ade.

Walking into the bedroom and sitting on the sofa, Ah Zhong closed the door and followed him to sit down.

He kept a straight face and said nothing, solemn and solemn like a Bodhisattva offered in a temple.

Seeing my heart beating wildly, I took a long time to say: "Uh, that, Brother Zhong, I'm sorry."

I bravely stood in front of him, and in front of my eyes, there were always flashes of tragic shots of him punching myself with blood in my pupils.

"Brother Zhong~ I'm sorry. I was dizzy and threw my fist at you. I was wrong. Don't be angry, don't hit me with a punch. The buildings here are so tall, I will fly out like a rotten egg, It fell to the ground and smashed into pieces." I took his hand and said weakly.

This is what I said in my heart, but they laughed loudly.

Taking advantage of his happy eyebrows, I quickly plunged my face into his palm.

"Brother Zhong~Good brother~, let's make up. There is a saying, um, that, oh yes, knowing the mistakes can make things better, Brother Zhong smiled, we made up~"

Although he didn't take back his hand, his face turned into Buddhism again, and there was no expression at all.

"Brother Zhong, just smile. Smile, Brother Zhong. Do you think this is good? If the uncle gets angry because of this, then I will ask for forgiveness; if the uncle moves the board, then I will beg for mercy, and I will bow to them,... no Is it? Then, I will kneel down to them. Brother Zhong, forgive me, I promise to correct it, I really have to correct it, is it okay, Brother Zhong, let’s make up~, please, master master master~"

"Oh, okay~, I'm not angry anymore, but, there is no next time, or I will..."

"How about it~"

Why is there still more to come? I was so nervous that I swallowed several mouthfuls of spit.

He glanced at Ade and then at me, lowered his head to think, and said faintly: "I'm the same."

"I know you love me, and you can't bear to talk to me, brother Zhong, right?"

"Yes, I can't bear to talk to you. Little sister, are you not angry anymore?"

"Don't be angry, it's all over. Oh, brother Zhong, if I make you angry, will you punch me and fly away?"

I really really wanted to know the answer, but he just pursed his lips and smiled without answering.

Ade made a proper rescue and said: "You? Heh, you really think highly of yourself~ Your small body, two fingers wide, is as thin and brittle as paper, and Ah Zhong can still use his fists. ?He can bounce you back to Repulse Bay with one finger. Fool. Dumb pig. Insanely blunt fellow."

"You...huh." I was at a loss for words but was extremely unwilling.

But how can this be so rare for me who is so witty, there is a master here~, it only takes a flash of time, and I have a good idea.

I clenched Ah Zhong's thumbs tightly with both hands, looked at him pitifully, and complained delicately:

"Brother Zhong, look at him. This villain always bullies me, calls me stupid, and calls me stupid. I'm so sad when I hear that, I can't even eat."

Ah Zhong immediately lowered his face when he heard this, rolled his eyelids, looked at A De angrily, and threatened forcefully: "Hey~, you dare to bully my people, A De, you are so brave recently, you, um. Little Come on, girl, slap his ass hard, hard!"

Before he finished speaking, the tough Ah Zhong grabbed the cute Ah De, cut his arms backwards, threatened him onto the bed with lightning speed, and pressed his face down firmly.

"Ahahaha~" With blue eyes, I howled like a wolf and rushed over, riding on Ade's lap, waving my hands like my grandfather.

"Ah! Hey~~~"

When Ade woke up from the dream, he was already prostrate on the bed.

Seeing that the situation was not good, he hurriedly scratched it vigorously, but Ah Zhong was so strong that he couldn't move. Besides, I was sitting on my lap, and he was worried that I would fall and hurt if I was too hard, so he had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky Empty frame.

"Hey, hey, Zhong, let go, let go, Zhong, let go, you're crushing me~"

"No way!" Ah Zhong said while adding strength to his hand.

"Blunt pig stop." Ade fired at me again.

"What? What did you call me just now? Let you taste the power of the iron sand palm! Ya~ya~"

Well, I'm equally unreasonable.

He had no choice but to turn to Ah Zhong again, but his tone was much softer.

"We are good brothers Ah Zhong, you should stand by my side, let go now. My arm is about to break~It hurts~"

"Hmph!" Ah Zhong added another push.

His wrists were completely clamped, and his back was crushed to death. Adewei could only straighten his neck and shout: "Blunt pig~ blunt pig~, I kindly help you, but you bully me in turn, be careful that I don't support you and kick you out of the house !"

"Hmph! Who cares! You don't support me, Brother Zhong supports me."

"Well, I think it will work. Ade, you should be more honest."

"Are the two of you singing and loving each other?" Ade yelled loudly, bumping his head against the pillow, "It's unreasonable, it's too dark, two people bullying one person, double the violence~ Hey~ can you stop playing?"

"There's no chance, little sister, use your strength."

"Oh, come on."

Crackling, crackling, hahaha~
"So, it turns out that when a woman gets angry, her fighting power is second only to Ultraman Ah Chung~"

Crackling, crackling, hahaha~
"Take it easy, take it easy, help~ help~ ah~"

Crackling, crackling, hahaha~
After a few minutes of shooting, my hands turned from red to numb, and then from numb to unconscious, but it was really enjoyable~
"Oh my god~ my god~~~, who will save me, this miserable person who was held hostage by RoboCop, bullied by a blunt pig, and whose ass is about to bloom~, ah~~~~, is there anyone who feels sorry for me? Ah~"

His near-desperate life-saving voice split open when it soared to the high-pitched area, and went out of tune, like a polar bear afraid of heat, swallowing an ice lump in one gulp, which made people feel goose bumps all over their bodies, and their hairs were peeled off one by one. stand up.

Seeing that softness and hardness were not effective, he actually bit the pillow, like a lion tearing fur vigorously after catching its prey, stretching his neck and staring straight, so wronged that he wept.

Hahaha~, our stomach hurts from laughing, but there is no sign of stopping, we still maintain a strong offensive posture, fighting, yelling, and laughing endlessly.

Cheerful laughter fills the bright bedroom, and the objects in the bedroom resonate with it, playing happy notes.

The musical notes rush out of the bedroom like waves of light and heat, scaring away the birds that landed on the branches, and shaking off the caterpillars that struggled to climb up the tree poles.

Then, it rushed to the sky again, condensed into white clouds, drifted leisurely into the distance, and disappeared from sight.

Just when we were having fun, Chen Zhengliang opened the door in a panic and rushed in, followed by the panicked cousin Yifan. Before they could get their feet back, Zhuang Nianfan, The silhouettes of Grandpa and Uncle Shou.

Well.We immediately froze like a freeze-frame movie, and then seemed to be stone men, staring at them motionless.

It must be Ah Zhong who was arguing for Chen Zhengliang, deliberately cooperating with Ah De to trick Qiqi into the bedroom, and then repairing this rebellious little guy.But with Ah Zhong's hand strength, no matter how light Qiqi is, she can't bear it, and there is a resourceful Ah De, Qiqi must be incomparably miserable, that's why she called it "terrible".

Everyone outside the door thought so.

However, reality is quite different from imagination.

Why is it that Ade is the one who has been taught a lesson, and he still screams so terribly and sternly, as if he has been hit by a ruthless stick hundreds of times, which makes people straighten up and feel uncomfortable.

It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense.

Seeing me sitting on Ade's lap, the skirt almost reaching the thigh, Cousin Yifan was very displeased.

"Heartless guy, come here!" He took a step ahead of Chen Zhengliang, picked me up and left.

Before I could react, I fell into his arms.

Ah Zhong quickly let go of his big hand, jumped off the bed and stood aside, scratching the back of his head and laughing.

finally free.

Ade put away the "German-style" life-saving posture and the high pitched voice that had been soaring, turned over and got out of bed, and consciously stood beside Azhong, looked at himself in disheveled clothes, smiled shyly, and pulled down the jumping up at the same time. The shirt covered the exposed sexy upper body, and the pants fell to the crotch.

"Put me down, Cousin Yifan."

I patted his face and smiled at him.

He stared at me without saying a word, hugged me tightly and turned to leave.

"No one's life is in danger." Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and then dispersed.

Chen Zhengliang sneaked into the bedroom and gently closed the door.

Seeing him come back from "killing", the two brothers hurriedly surrounded him.

"Done?!"

"Yes."

"Haha~, that's great, good brother, brother who knows me, haha~hahaha~"

"...Uh,...well, Brother Liang, we just talked about it, and it doesn't seem to include you~"

"Actually, we're just helping ourselves out."

what! ! !
……

The big guy wanted to make peace with me, but when he opened the door, I was already in Ad's bedroom, so he missed it.

Just when he was in a daze, he saw his uncle leading cousin Yifan into Zhuang Nianfan's bedroom with a smile, and he hurriedly followed to listen to the news.

Cousin Yifan didn't wait for Zhuang Nianfan to ask questions, so he asked the truth.

As for what he recruited, please pay attention to the next chapter.