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"Xiao Yi, if you don't ask Qiqi to understand the matter of you being wronged, I won't obey. If Qiqi doesn't forgive you, I still won't obey. Do you hear clearly?"

"Yes." Cousin Yifan promised repeatedly, ignoring Zhuang Nianfan's serious face.

"Xiao Yi, now, in front of everyone, I want you to tell the truth."

"Oh yes. I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied, pretended to be sick, made Qiqi sad, and made you worry."

"Well. There are more."

"What else?!... Oh. I shouldn't have left Kiki alone in the apartment for the night."

Cousin Yifan was a little nervous when he said this sentence, he really couldn't figure out what Zhuang Nianfan meant by the "and".

"Qiqi is not wrong, you are responsible, you caused it. There is a cause and an effect. Keep talking."

"Ah! There's more! No, no more."

"Think it over before answering, Xiao Yi."
Cousin Yifan is sincerely innocent, but looks a bit artificial, Zhuang Nianfan mistook him for being dishonest, playing tricks on him, so the fire gradually hit the top beam door.

Five minutes later, Cousin Yifan still insisted on his testimony.

"Do you think I'm old enough to be fooled? Brat." Zhuang Nianfan was so angry that his beard rose so high.

"Don't dare to say it! Big villain! Hmph!!" I also lowered my brow.

Seeing this angry look, Cousin Yifan went to the room in a hurry, his head was like a pot of boiling water, bubbling and bubbling, the bubbles popped, and all the raised question marks!

"Xiao Yi, do you need me to remind you?" Grandpa threw an olive branch.

"Ah? En." Cousin Yifan nodded dumbly, and grinned.

"Dare to be kind." Zhuang Nianfan and I gave him a fierce look at the same time.

"What!~ I'll forget it after eating!" Cousin Yifan suddenly felt wronged, but he didn't dare to make a mistake, he just pursed his mouth, forcefully suppressing his dissatisfaction.

"Xiao Yi, who did you meet yesterday and what did you say, did you forget it so soon? En!"

"Yesterday?" Cousin Yifan's cuteness has not passed yet~
"Who were you with yesterday!" Grandpa was a little anxious.

"I, I, I, I..." Cousin Yifan had a shrunken brain and a dull cerebellum. He blinked at a high frequency, but he couldn't understand what his uncle said.

His embarrassed expression not only made Chen Bo laugh, but also everyone present.

Zhuang Nianfan couldn't hold back his face, straightened his back, put down the pipe in his hand, and asked sternly, "Xiao Yi, have you forgotten the house rules?"

House rules! ! !

Cousin Yifan was covered in white sweat from fright when he heard this, and his soul rushed to the top of his head, as if he must find an exit to escape.

Because he knows that Zhuang Nianfan never jokes about the family rules, and he knows how harsh the family rules are.

"Yes, I will lock you up for 30 days. See if you still dare to imprison me." I began to gloat again.

"Hey, that guy smiled, it's so good, giggling~... Ouch, what happened yesterday. Don't hurry up and think about it."

Cousin Yifan's expression changed from sunny to cloudy, which was really unpredictable.

Zhuang Nianfan was furious because of this, he gritted his teeth and called dully: "Azu..."

"Ah, don't, don't, uncle, don't be angry, I remembered, I'll tell you the truth, please don't call me grandpa, please don't call me uncle."

Cousin Yifan was flustered for a moment, it didn't matter, he interrupted Zhuang Nianfan's words, and stroked the tiger's beard, the room was full of sighs again, but he kept bowing and bowing pitifully, looking, it seemed, quite pitiful .

"Oh! You've grown up now, don't you take me seriously? You can interrupt me at will, right? Let me ask you, who is the master of this family!!! En!!! "

Zhuang Nianfan stood up as he spoke, staring at the unruly brat in front of him.

Seeing his beard trembling with anger, Cousin Yifan's blood went cold.

Everyone hurriedly covered their mouths and put away their noisy discussions.

"Uncle I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I..."

"Azu!"

Well, no chance.

Oh my god, everyone felt chills.

Ten minutes later, the grandfather held the rope in his left hand and the board in his right, and stood beside Cousin Yifan with a cold face.

Spank.

Everyone knows that this is the family law of the dealer.

"Cousin Yifan, someone is going to slap your ass, let's see if you dare to speak hard." I laughed in my heart.

Zhuang Nianfan was angry, but no one dared to persuade him.

Everyone held their breath and concentrated, thinking that Grandpa might beg for mercy or be merciful, or if something unexpected happens, this board can be avoided.

The atmosphere in the room was so tense that it frightened people to death. God knows how tragic and difficult it will be in the next second. Seeing the big board on the ground, everyone felt that their buttocks were aching.

Uncle grabbed Yifan's cousin and tied him tightly.

But he still couldn't bear it, and whispered secretly: "Boy, if your butt hurts, don't blame grandpa for having heavy hands."

"Uncle, Uncle, Uncle, please be merciful."

"It's a good idea. Look at you shaking Afan's beard."

"Uncle, please remind me again, please~uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle~"

"The brat is pretending to be confused. His ass is itching badly."

"How dare I. You are going to move the board. I don't want to sleep on my stomach for a week. Grandpa~"

The rope was tied up, and the plank was next. Cousin Yifan was so anxious that he almost knelt down.

"Forget about playing with the dolls you picked up, have you ever told Doris about these things?"

what! ! ! ~~~
a bolt from the blue!

A rattling sound awakened the dreamer, and Cousin Yifan's head became enlightened, enlightened, no longer chaotic, and buzzed with shock, as if he remembered everything like a ditch.

"It turned out to be because of this. Oh no, how could Kiki hear these words? No wonder she was sad, so she told the uncle, so the uncle got angry."

"They took it seriously when they lied to Doris. My God! I'm such a genius and a soldier that I can't explain it."

Uncle Grandpa didn't care about that much, he stretched out his arms and paws, lifted Cousin Yifan violently, pushed him to the ground, picked up the board and raised it over his head, aimed at his buttocks, and took a picture with the sound of the wind.

Snapped!Whoops, it's so crisp.

It was a hard board, and it made a unique sound when it touched the meaty buttocks.

ah!Cousin Yifan's sharp screams echoed in the living room.

Everyone frowned and their buttocks tightened.

Snapped!Another board fell.

ah! ~ Cousin Yifan's tenor soared.

Everyone screamed in their hearts.

"It's so miserable. Oh my god~"

I suddenly stretched out my hands to cover my face, and looked timidly through my fingers: "It's over, Cousin Yifan's butt must be red."

"Uncle, I remembered, I said, don't, don't hit~~~"

Don't get me wrong, this sentence is just what he said in his heart, because he just yelled it out loud.

Snapped!This time, Uncle Grandpa seemed to be hitting hard, his voice was extraordinarily clear and clear, rising a notch, as if if he didn't hit like this, he would have no sense of rhythm.

ah! ~~~~ The tenor suddenly went out of tune and changed to a coloratura tenor.

Everyone's faces were sallow, and an idea of ​​wanting to escape fluctuated back and forth in their minds, but their feet were nailed to the ground, unable to move.

"Ah! God! The uncle is so angry and terrible. Uncle's hands are so heavy, he really hits, really hits. Cousin Yifan is sweating in pain, screaming so miserable, like a cat's paw scratching stainless steel. It hurts to go up."

I don't know when, my breathing became short of breath, and I was so nervous that I swallowed and spit, as if the board hit my body in pain.

Sister Hao felt the most distressed, with tears in her eyes, she murmured: "Why don't you talk about Doris, sir, why do you want to protect that woman, she doesn't deserve your punishment for her. Don't hit me, it hurts my mother's heart, Xiao Yi, child, my flesh~"

"uncle~~I remember~, I said~don't fight~~~"

Cousin Yifan finally spoke, and on his forehead and neck, the veins were swollen and twitched.

"Oh my god, Cousin Yifan, you've finally woken up from your dreams. Why don't you shout earlier? Wouldn't it save you a few blows? Idiot, idiot, I'm so mad at you, I don't know what to say. "

"Stop. . . . Say."

After his grandfather dropped the fifth board, Zhuang Nianfan waved his hand to stop.

Cousin Yifan gritted his teeth in pain, swallowed a few mouthfuls of spit, and expressed his love hastily.

"I know uncle. You listen to me. Yesterday, Doris came to the house, and Kiki saw us together."

"Kiki doesn't know Doris, so she won't be sad because of her, don't avoid the important ones."

Zhuang Nianfan is worthy of the title of Chief Justice, his words always hit the nail on the head, so that you have no loopholes to find.

Cousin Yifan looked at the crowd and revealed the truth...

Oh, it turns out that's the case, and it's understandable.

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhuang Nianfan waved lightly, and his uncle lifted his cousin Yifan who was on the ground to untie him.

"It hurts~ hiss~ ah~" Cousin Yifan grinned and turned his head to look at his own butt, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and he was trembling all over.

Suddenly, Zhuang Nianfan's loud words came to his ears, and he turned around quickly.

"Xiao Yi, I miss you protecting Kiki out of good intentions. This time, I forgive you. However, starting today, I will imprison you for ten days. I want you to go to the study room and face the wall for an hour every day, thinking about your mistakes. This The matter is supervised by Lao Zhuang. Lao Zhuang, you have to call me."

"Ah!? If you beat him, you will be punished." Cousin Yifan muttered in a low voice.

"Qiqi, listen to uncle tell you something, okay?"

"En." I nodded and listened carefully.

"As for Doris, I know her. She is a mercenary bad woman, just like Tao Xinyi."

"what?"

"It's that fat woman. She has a son-in-law named Xie Junren. You broke his nose once, and you still call him a fat boy."

"Oh." Remember, it was my first fight, so I was quite impressed.

"Qiqi,"...

Seeing us whispering to each other with a mysterious look, everyone couldn't help guessing the content of the conversation.

Cousin Yifan was even more nervous.

Seeing that I didn't smile, his heart was in his throat, and he always felt that Zhuang Nianfan was going to call his grandfather again with a roar, and then come to the hard board to taste the taste of family law, so he didn't feel at ease Not practical.

"Qiqi, do you think you can forgive Xiao Yi? His words are inappropriate, but I think he has no choice but to protect you. Okay?" Zhuang Nianfan winked his eyes pleadingly.

"..." I blinked.

"Also, look, we beat him and punished him, why don't we give the uncle some face and forgive him, can we stop being angry?" Zhuang Nianfan asked in a tentative tone.

"Okay~hehe~...well, uncle, I, can I ask Cousin Yifan a question?"

"of course can."

"...Well, uncle, can I ask him this question alone?"

Am I being a bit pushy?
"Of course, take him to the study."

"Thank you uncle. I'll be out soon."

While speaking, I cast a questioning look at Uncle Chen who had never expressed any opinion.

Uncle Chen has been watching everything in front of him peacefully.

Of course, he also replied with my approving look.

I looked at him gratefully and smiled foolishly.

After a while, I bit my lip and stood up slowly, walking towards Cousin Yifan.

Cousin Yifan was so happy that he even forgot the burning pain in his buttocks.

"Kiki~"

"Don't laugh. Who wants you to hug me. Come with me, I have something to ask you."

"As long as Zhuang Nianfan doesn't get angry, the guy walking ahead will be fine. Hehe." Thinking of this, he smiled smugly, and walked as stiffly as possible on tiptoes.

ah?Why stiffen up?
Because the ass hurts so badly.

Everyone was amused by him.

He can't wait to find a ground seam drill.

The study was quiet and peaceful, as if isolated from the world.

So, did I ask him to enter the study to complain about his grievances?