Boss honey pet amnesia cute wife

Lantau Villas.

Today's sunshine is extraordinarily bright and dazzling, the sky is so blue, there is not even a trace of floating flakes, as if all the variegated colors have been filtered out, shining magnificently.

At nine o'clock in the morning, Ah Zhong finished his combat training.

Seeing him walking away in four square steps.I hurriedly jumped up to him.

I pinched my waist with both hands, raised my head as high as I could, and stood on tiptoes high enough to stare arrogantly at RoboCop, who was more than a head taller than me. Suddenly, I was disappointed...

"Provocative again." Ah Zhong's clever head guessed my intentions, and he said in a teasing tone: "Hey, what a big opinion."

"Of course I have a problem! Your caterpillars make me scream and scream!"

"Brother Liang's thumb was almost bitten off by you, and the debt should be settled. He was in so much pain that he didn't sleep well all night, are you still angry?"

He was about to leave while talking, and I jumped back and forth to block the way.

"He is the mastermind behind the scenes, so naturally he can't escape."

"Little girls are fussy."

In order not to step on my feet or hit my butt, he had no choice but to stop and watched me "rebel" helplessly.

"Give me your hand and let me bite to make it even."

I took his hand and snapped my thumb with all my strength.

"No!" He raised his arms naturally.

My body was lifted with his arms off the ground.

"Bite me, or you won't give up."

I pretended not to let go, but looking at the feet that were [-] centimeters above the ground, my heart was beating so fast.

"Come down." He had no expression on his face but smiled in his heart.Because this is the little pride in his mind.

"Don't come down." I shook his fist like a noodle.

"Come down quickly." He was afraid of the pain and did not dare to let go.

"Don't come down! How about it!" I faltered and hugged his big fist tightly.

"Then let's have a contest. If you win, I'll bite you."

"How do you win?"

"Kill me."

"Keep your word."

"of course."

He lowered his arms slowly and I landed safely.

"Come and see~, Kiki is challenging the coach."

Our stalemate attracted crowds of onlookers, even the uncle who was not lively was caught in it.

"Want to win me? Overestimate yourself."

He was triumphant, but I grabbed his hand and opened my mouth to bite.

"It's not that easy to plot against me."

He retracted his arm decisively, as alert and flexible as a velociraptor, causing me to almost bite my own hand.

"I will keep your merits....Start!"

He strikes the lofty stance of a winner.

I made faces at him.

"When I win, bite off your thumb."

I suddenly jumped up like stepping on a spring and rushed towards him.

He opened his palm at the right moment, slapped it, and covered my face accurately.

I was pushed back to the ground by his "big cattail fan" in the blink of an eye.

The speed is unimaginable, just like your hand will never be able to be as agile as pressing on a cat's paw.

Moreover, this guy is tall and big, with long arms, and he obviously has an absolute advantage.

I am short and short, inferior to him in everything, at a disadvantage, unable to use my strength, so I discarded all the tricks and waved and kicked randomly.

After all the tossing, I was covered in sweat, holding his hand and panting.

He remained expressionless and motionless.

"Look at my unique skills."

I stroked his big arm and scratched it. Although the strength was not strong, the itching felt like a cat's scratch, enough to penetrate into his powerful heart.

He didn't expect this move, his arm trembled.

I saw the right time to get out of the "magic clutches", and then I came up close to him, stretched out my fingers and scratched his armpit, and he quickly retracted his arm to protect his armpit.

I scratched his abdomen with every inch, and he was more itchy, so he turned around and jumped out of the circle, but he never thought that the grass was dewy in the morning, and his feet slipped and fell to the ground.

Hahaha~, the audience let out overwhelming laughter, scaring away the birds that had just landed.

I!down?
Looking at the way he fell on the ground, he was inexplicable, obviously, he didn't believe it was true.

"Qiqi defeated Ah Zhong!" Ah Zhen jumped up happily.

"Amazing, haha~" A Ping clapped her hands.

"A Zhong looks so funny."

"That's right, hahaha~"

"Oye~ I'm going down~ I won~~~hahaha~~~~"

Looking at the half-mountain lying on the ground, my heart was full of joy, my eyes narrowed like two little crescent moons, and I couldn't even mention the joy.

I kept jumping around beside him, every hair on my body was trembling with joy, like a bird on a branch in the morning who just ate bugs, chirping and jumping.

However, get carried away, these four words may be the motto that I should keep in mind for the rest of my life.

I just jumped, my left foot caught the loose strap of my right foot, and I fell to the ground screaming loudly.

ah! ~ I closed my eyes in horror.

The audience was shocked when they saw this, and hurriedly stretched out their hands and ran, but it was not in a hurry.

Ah Zhong had quick hands and quick eyes, and turned his back upwards.

It's too late to say it's too late.Like a frog with big eyes, I croaked firmly on his back.

"Qiqiqiqi, are you okay?"

"Did Kiki fall and hurt herself?"

With everyone's support, I stood up, opened my eyes, my head was foggy, and my body was swaying.

Because it is not so much a back as it is an iron plate.

"Qiqi will be fine, of course, Ah Zhong is the one who hurts."

Ah De and Ah Yi giggled and helped Ah Zhong up, rubbing his back and waist for him.

Ah Zhong grinned his teeth in unbearable pain, and his tangled expression once again drew everyone to roar with laughter.

I shook my head, I didn't get dizzy, I shook my head again, I really didn't get dizzy, I turned around and ran to Ah Zhong's side.

What do you think I'm going to do, care about his pain?
wrong.

I grabbed his hand, opened my thumb, and opened my mouth to bite.

"Ah!" Everyone's expression changed first, and then they laughed happily.

"Don't bite." Ah Zhong withdrew his hand in a crying voice, and dodged behind Ah De to take refuge.

Ade stood between us, and said good things for him with a playful smile, to please people:
"Forget it, forget it, Ah Zhong saved you, let him go. There are many uses for your thumb, let's leave it to him~"

"No, I won. Ah Zhong, don't run away, come over and bite me. Come and fulfill your promise, Ah Zhong~ big villain~ hear that."

We played eagle and chicken around Ed, and I could see him but not catch him.

Looking at Ade in the middle, I stopped to catch my breath.

"Okay. You don't have to dodge it, you can take it in your hand and replace him."

I said while grabbing his hand.

"Ah, don't." Ade hurriedly hid the back of his hands behind his back, making me miss nothing.

"Look at the feet!" I put on a posture to scare him, but he believed it was true and jumped aside.

Hahaha! ~ Everyone laughed again.

Among the crowd, only Ah Mei couldn't laugh. She stomped her feet anxiously and shouted at Ah Zhong: "You don't want to run! Stand there and wait for Qiqi to bite!"

One word wakes up the people in the dream, and they disappear without a trace like a gust of wind.

"Don't run~, stop! Stop for me!!!"

I persistently chased after it, and my long black and beautiful hair was like clusters of flowers blooming in the air, elegant and flamboyant.

Everyone surrounded the uncle and walked quickly into the room to see the results.

By this time, they had gone back to their bedroom.

"How dare you lock the door!!! Big villain! Hmph!"

I was about to vomit blood, holding Ah Zhong's bedroom door, panting heavily.

My god, I'm exhausted, and this is the fastest run I've ever done in my life.

I haven't seen him come out for a long time, so I had to go back to the bedroom resentfully.

The audience downstairs waiting for the result roared with laughter.

Just as he was about to leave, Ali welcomed Zhuang Nianfan and his wife who were visiting, as well as his grandfather and uncle Shou.

The uncle went up to meet them and led them into the living room to let them into the sofa.

Sister Ningxuan, Amei and the others, before the guests were seated, they described what happened just now vividly and vividly.

Zhuang Nianfan and his wife were so happy that they shed tears.

"This clever ghost. All right, all right, let them come over."

"Oh good."

Sister Ningxuan and Amei ran to call Ade and Azhong respectively, and Axiu ran to call me. After a while, we appeared in front of everyone.

"Even you bully Ah Zhong, huh?"

Guan Jingxian pulled me to sit down, hugged me and laughed non-stop.

I pointed at Ah Zhong shyly, and said coquettishly, "He bullied my mommy~"

Zhuang Nianfan pulled Ah Zhong and Ah De to sit on both sides of him.

Looking at Ah Zhong, everyone couldn't help laughing again.

"Little sister is so cute~" Ah Zhong rested his hands on his knees, looked at the "little wild cat" in front of him, and felt emotional.

Zhuang Nianfan kept patting Ah Zhong on the shoulder, and said jokingly: "Okay, okay, stop laughing, our RoboCop is a little bit stuck~, isn't it! Hahaha~~~ Brother, since I am so happy today , why don't we go to the hot spring and relax, how about it?"

"Hey, it's good to suggest Ah Fan, how about you?" Uncle is so democratic~
"Okay~~~" Everyone applauded and approved unanimously.

"Okay, let's go."

The eldest uncle was the first to stand up, and happily walked towards the door.

Zhuang Nianfan and his wife followed closely behind, followed by Uncle Zu and Uncle Shou, and at the end, it was our group who were cheering.

"Sister Ningxuan, where are we going, Amy, Amy, hey~"

"Oh, just follow along, hurry up and follow."

Before I understood what was going on, they "framed" me out.

Seeing Ah Zhong, I sat in the passenger seat next to him and smirked unwillingly.

"Hey! You can't bite me, I want to drive." He yelled.

"I know, don't worry~, I just want to remind you, you owe me a bite."

"It's the first time I've heard that there are still people who need to 'bite'. Fasten your seat belt, ghost."

"Oh good, let's drive."

"Sit tight." He stretched his arms lightly and drove away from the villa on Lantau Island.

"I didn't expect that you are big and flexible, and you drive in a leisurely manner."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"Ah Zhong, oh no, Brother Zhong, hee, let me ask you something."

"Somebody's going 'bad luck'."

"Wow."

"Okay, even if not, just ask." Although he didn't smile, he was very happy.

"Yesterday, Uncle and Mr. Chen were over there in the garden. What kind of skills did they practice?"

"Tai Chi."

"I've heard of this, it's a big deal."

"Knows a lot."

"Then, brother Zhong, why did Mr. Chen collapse when the uncle pushed it? It seems that he didn't put much effort into it. What kind of trick is it?"

"It's pushing hands. Leverage your strength to defeat opponents who are stronger than you."

"That, that, do you know how to do this?"

"..." Ah Zhong stared at me and nodded, then shook his head, then looked forward, raised the corners of his mouth and hummed.

"Why this expression, Brother Zhong, do you know it or not, Brother Zhong~"

"..." Ah Zhong didn't seem to hear it.

"Brother Zhong~, tell me, you haven't answered my question yet."

"Okay, let me tell you, I nod my head to mean I will, and shake my head because I can't teach you."

"why!"

"Why, have you learned Brother Yingliang?"

"Hate it!...Maybe I get rid of the strong and help the weak?"

"Ouch, do you want to have joints all over your body? Brother Liang is busy."

"Bastard!"

I hid my face in shame, Ah Zhong laughed loudly.

Accompanied by the sound of laughter, the car billowed up smoke and dust, and drove away without a trace...

Speaking of today, I dared to challenge RoboCop not only because I ate the heart of a bear and swallowed the gall of a leopard, but also because my brain is only as big as a pine nut.