Prosperous Xiao Chong: Black-bellied wife, don't run away

"President, there is no if in this world. If a car accident really happens and misfortune befalls you and me, then, that, that, then we can't obey the arrangement of fate, we will defend you to the death."

"No, if we die, how can we protect the president?"

"Yes, this is a very serious question, and then think about it."

After 10 minutes, "I thought about it, I finally thought about it, I am very happy at the moment, I am very happy at the moment, so I am happy, what, what are you happy about?"

"Brother, happiness and happiness mean the same thing, right? Are we contradicting ourselves? No, aren't you contradicting ourselves?"

"What is contradictory? This is called a slip of the tongue, understand? You don't even understand a slip of the tongue, what qualifications do you have? What qualifications do you have to speak here? Drive your car and look like a fool!"

In this way, the bodyguard brother of the main driver was hit, his self-confidence.

Random burst into tears, "Why? Why am I so useless? Why am I so stupid? Why can't I be more awesome? I want to be Batman, Spiderman, a hero like that, is it wrong? Why? I am now working for someone? Why do I need to work for someone?"

"Working is simply a big mistake of my decision. It is a waste of my beautiful youth. Why is my youth wasted? Because I am working! Why am I working?"

"Stop, shut up, look at what you said, there is no self-contradiction, such a large area of ​​self-contradiction, please take a good look at it, can you see it clearly? You can see it clearly Can you see it clearly?"

I saw the driver driver staring at the narrator closely, "My eyes are a little short-sighted, can you give me glasses? That way I can see clearly!"

At this time, Li Xiaohan, who was at the back of the seat, suddenly panicked, "I'll fuck it up, then you get some knitting! Still driving here."

"Look at you, you see you are contradicting yourself again, myopia can't drive, you can't drive with myopia, you are still driving here with myopia, look at your self-contradiction!"

"Then why didn't you say the last sentence? Why didn't you say it? You tell me! You tell me!"

"By the way, what does it have to do with you if I didn't say the last sentence?"

At this moment, the Mr. Pilot touched his head, "Wait a minute, let me think about it."

After that, the time passed by 1 minute and 1 second. Li Xiaohan listened to the babbling of these two guys, and really had the urge to hit someone. If it wasn't because they were in public now, these two guys would have been beaten to death by him long ago up.

"It doesn't seem to matter, am I smart? I can think, I'm so smart, how can I be so smart? I thought of it all, is there anyone smarter than me in this world? I feel , I can go to study for a master's degree, a doctorate degree, and a graduate student again."

"Excuse me, is your order correct?"

"In what order?"

"It's a master's degree, a Ph.D. degree, and a graduate student degree! Your order is completely messed up!"

"Really? I didn't notice it, but you noticed it. You are so amazing. I simply worship you! I worship you from the bottom of my heart! I worship you so much! Who else in this world worships you more than me And you?"

"Hey, oh, I have too many fans, there is no shortage of you to worship me alone, so don't get me too excited, everything I say next is the truth, you must not mess with me indiscriminately Resentment, do you understand?"

"Why can't I mess with you, why is this? Why should I listen to you? Why am I your fan? It seems that I never said that I am your fan."

"Oh, what you said seems to make sense. I didn't expect that your IQ has improved so much. It seems that you should look at it with admiration after three days."

"Where is there? I am no longer that Wuxia Amon, I am now the magical Zhuge Liang, I am so awesome, I even know the name of such a great person in the world."

"You are so powerful, why are you so powerful?"

"By the way, I just suddenly remembered a question, and you haven't answered me yet?"

"What question? A smart person like me will definitely answer you within a second."

"Really? Really? Really in a second?"

"Is not it?"

"Could it be?"

"Is not it?"

"Could it be?"

"Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, I seem to remember another question, you shouldn't not ask me the question now, but now I should ask you the question, and then you answer it?"

"What you said seems to make sense, so what is your question? Tell me quickly, as long as you speak quickly, I can answer it in a second. Only in this way, I will be worthy of my genius name."

The bodyguard of the driver scratched his head, "Oh, I don't seem to remember it, what should I do?"

"It's none of my business! I really can't remember, does that mean I'm smart?"

"Why are you so smart?"

"Because I can remember it!"

"Wow, you, what a clever little ghost."

"Hey hey, you've won the prize."

"Nonsense, nonsense, where did I win the prize? What I said is the truth, you are a very clever little smart guy."

"You said it wrong, you said it wrong, you should be a very smart little ghost."

"Oh, oh, oh, what you said seems to make sense!"

"There's nothing wrong with what I said, does it make sense? What I said makes sense, okay?"

"Okay, okay, what you said makes sense."

Finally, after listening to these two endless babbles, I finally arrived at the hospital, and finally I was able to open the door to enjoy the outside air and the natural beauty.

And I can finally be quiet and lie down for a while.

Li Xiaohan now knows how hard it is to be quiet, every quietness must be grasped carefully, otherwise, what you will lose will be the meaning of your entire life.

Yes, the reality is so cruel, right here, in this car, he understands everything, and he also understands the reality.

All the subordinates should not be underestimated, because their mouths are very powerful, and their public opinion can crush you to death, so it is better to be quiet.

Okay, okay, Li Xiaohan doesn't think about it, and doesn't blame these two idiots, although he scolds them in his heart, but in fact, they still love each other, united and friendly, wonderful and unparalleled, oh, this It was so perfect, how could this world be so perfect?But you heard me right, this world is so perfect, so perfect that it couldn't be more perfect.

"Okay, you two go down first, you two have worked hard, the escort, let me take a good rest this journey! Seeing the hard and haggard appearance of you two, I really, really, really Really really tired!"

The two bodyguards were so happy, so happy, so crazy to see their president being so friendly to them.

This Mr. President is no longer the one the two of them recognize, that Mr. President.

That's right, the CEO has changed, he has become gentle, considerate, kind, and understanding.

I saw the two bodyguards crying bitterly with tears in their eyes, "I love this world deeply, because I love this world, so I love this world deeply."

The two are still chattering away.

Alright alright!No matter what poem you read?Did you write this yourself?This is not written by you yourself, so read what you read here, let me go home and practice.

In such a public place as the hospital, you must not be angry, you must not be angry, Li Xiaohan told himself again and again, you must not be angry with these stupid subordinates, only tolerance and love can make them smarter Only in this way can they make them work harder for themselves, yes, that's right, that's it, this is a way to buy people's hearts.

"Okay, you two don't practice anymore, I know, your sincerity, I know your kindness, and your loyalty to me, please go back now! Take a good rest, pay attention to your body, and finally Pay attention to your throat."

"Your Excellency, it's really touching that you care about us so much. Don't worry, we will definitely make the company ashamed in the future, and we will do whatever we want."

Okay, okay, these two idiots finally left, Li Xiaohan walked upstairs quickly, he couldn't wait to see that cute little woman.

But he didn't want to see that little woman hurt, what a contradictory heart!
Now how to do?Li Xiaohan sat on the bench in the hospital, thinking about it lonely and desolately, right, right, she must not be sad, she must be happy.

So how to make that little woman happy?There is only one way, and that is to cook.

Okay, relying on his huge financial resources, Li Xiaohan successfully borrowed the kitchen of the hospital, but unfortunately, he can't cook!

So he had no choice but to borrow the chef of the kitchen, "Excuse me, are you the chief chef of this kitchen?"

I saw that the chef's legs were trembling, and under the pressure of the cold, they trembled even more, like, I don't know what it looks like, right, like a disco.

By the way, I'm just a narrator, Li Xiaohan, don't use your air-conditioning to face me, or I will get angry!
Oops, what a cold, I'm hurt, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm flinching, what the hell am I doing?

Well, I'd better go back and continue my narration, let's continue the plot!
Li Xiaohan threatened the head chef, probably with a lot of money to lure him, the leader of the chef world, no, no, no, it should be the leader of the hospital chef world, after all, this kitchen is his biggest, not the leader what is it
Well, well, finally, under Li Xiaohan's lure of a lot of money, a super delicious, nutritious and fragrant meal was born.