super invincible fat man

"...What benefits does the host want?" The system's voice sounded a little reluctantly.

Hearing this answer, Wu Di secretly cried out in his heart; "Okay!" Then he began to ponder on airs.

If you don't take advantage of it, you're a bastard, not to mention that this system is usually crippled. If you don't have fat, you won't benefit him at all, and even if you have fat, you can't afford to be short of one or two when exchanging things.

What's more, last time, I was tied up by the Ye family again, and I was tortured for more than ten hours, and I was punished by the old nose. No matter how much you ask, it is useless!
Now that there is a place for the system to ask for itself, it is natural to plan carefully and make this stingy system vomit blood!

After thinking for a while, Wu Di slowly said: "Well, don't I still owe you more than forty pounds of fat? Why don't I use these natal magic weapons to pay it off..."

"Row!"

Unexpectedly, the system agreed so simply and neatly, Wu Di was taken aback, and thought to himself again; "Not good! Lost!"

It's like you go to a roadside stall and bargain with those vendors and small bosses. If the other party agrees too quickly, then you must have lost money.

So Wu Di dragged on for a long time, then changed the topic and continued: "Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, what I want to say is that these forty catties of fat can only... be worth a natal magic weapon, I just heard what you said, there are three of them appearing this time."

Wu Di also paid back ruthlessly, taking one piece to cover the fat owed, and the remaining two pieces, it is estimated that he can bargain for a lot of benefits.

"..." The system hesitated this time, but didn't agree, and finally choked out a sentence; "The fat owed... is worth two natal magic weapons."

Whoops!Wu Di was really shocked now, this system really has the potential of a small local stall owner, it really turned into a bargain.

But Wu Dina is "poor and big". He has done countless roadside stalls since he was a child, and he has also practiced a set of bargaining skills!
When it comes to bargaining, I, Wu Di, will be number two, but no one dares to be number one!

Turning his eyes, Wu Di shook his head like a rattle; "No, no, I'm at a disadvantage too. Since it's such an important natal artifact, this one of yours is equivalent to twenty catties of fat. Don't do it!"

The system voice sounded again, this time with a little displeasure; "The host, don't play tricks, quickly find the talisman."

Wu Di chuckled inwardly; hehe, it's useless for me to drive ducks to the shelves.

The essence of bargaining lies in one word: stability!

As soon as he took off his shoes, he lay directly on the bed. Wu Di stretched his waist and said, "Oh, I'm sleepy. Since you don't agree, let's forget it. Anyway, it doesn't matter to me whether those magic tools are returned or not. What an impact, why bother, sleep and sleep."

After speaking, Wu Di pretended to snore.

This time the system was really in a hurry, as if the small roadside stall owner saw that the customer was about to leave, he hurriedly said: "Recycling the natal magic weapon can strengthen the system, and it can save the host's life when the host is in crisis!"

Wu Di still didn't open his eyes, he was still snoring, and he was thinking in his heart; you can't do it, it's like I'm shopping, I'm about to leave, and you are still bragging about how good your products are. What I want is the price, OK?

Seeing that Wu Di has been indifferent, the system made a nervous click, but finally could only compromise: "Yes! As long as the natal magic weapon can be recovered, one piece can be used to deduct the remaining fat owed!"

This sentence, the system said through gritted teeth.

Wu Di's eyes lit up for a moment, then turned over and sat up from the bed, and smiled: "That's right, wouldn't it be better if this was the case earlier? Okay, let's talk about the second and third magical artifacts next." What can I change?"

This time, the system spoke first; "The second natal magic weapon is recovered and can be used to borrow the power of the host in a crisis situation."

Yo ha!Wu Di secretly said; He also learned to strike first!

But after thinking about it, this is not bad, after all, I don't know what will happen next time I encounter danger, so it can be regarded as a life-saving talisman, which is not a loss.

So Wu Di nodded, and said: "Okay, this one is fine, then the third one, just give me [-] catties to reserve the amount of fat exchange, hey, but let's say it first, don't let the fat grow on me, as long as that The quota allows me to exchange things at any time."

"..." The system was silent for a moment; "Forty catties..."

"Okay!" Wu Di answered neatly this time, and at the same time showed a successful smile on his face, hehe, small sample, this is called a routine, and I didn't intend that your stingy system could really give me fifty catties.

"Hey! By the way, I almost forgot one thing. You haven't counted the green fire nine-dragon stick for me last time, have you?" Wu Di rolled his eyes and said in a clever way.

"I...you...what..." The system made an intermittent sound like a freeze.

Wu Di was taken aback, what is this?What...Mom?

Aiya, I go!When did this system learn to curse people!
Forget it, it seems that the system is really going to be angry, so let's not mess with him.

Wu Di got out of bed, and said with a cheeky smile: "Just kidding, just kidding, last time I gave you the Qinghuo Jiulong stick. I'm not the kind of stingy person, am I?"

After finishing speaking, Wu Di went out the door and walked towards the southeast. The price was negotiated, and it was time to work!
"Brother, where are you going so late?"

Just as Wu Di walked to the center of the courtyard, he was startled by a sudden voice behind him. Looking back, it turned out to be that little girl Zhao Ling.

Wu Di scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, and asked inappropriately: "Oh, Lingling, why haven't you rested so late?"

Zhao Ling came to him, looked at him with watery eyes and said, "Brother, I can't sleep, these days I always have nightmares, dreaming of foster father... no, it's dreaming that Zhang Biao will kill us Catch them all and take revenge on us..."

Wu Di was taken aback, looking at Zhao Ling's timid and frightened look, he suddenly understood that this little girl must have been very afraid of Zhang Biao before, so she must be uneasy now.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed Zhao Ling's little head, showed a gentle smile, and said softly: "Don't worry, I won't let this happen, have you forgotten? I am your brother, and I promised you that I will always protect you. your."

Zhao Ling raised her head, there seemed to be water flowing in her big beautiful eyes, she pursed her lips and nodded vigorously, as if trying not to let herself cry, she looked really cute.

"Okay, go back to your own room and go to sleep. I have something to do... I will discuss it with your elder sister Lan Xue. Her fierce personality will get angry again if you go late."

Wu Di can only use the reason to go to Lan Xue as a cover-up. After all, she won't understand the matter of finding the natal magic weapon if she tells this little girl, and she might follow her when the time comes. trouble.

Zhao Ling was still a little afraid of Lan Xue, so when she heard that Wu Di was going to discuss things with Lan Xue, she quickly went back to her room and went to bed obediently.

Seeing Zhao Ling enter the room, Wu Di's eyes also changed, and his fists clenched unconsciously.

Now he understands more and more that if he wants to protect others, he must first become stronger!

If I want to save Er Sisi in the future, I will need a stronger force, and the only thing I can rely on now is the system.

So now, helping the system recover the natal magic weapon is also strengthening one's own strength.

The look in his eyes became more and more determined, he turned around and stepped forward, walking towards the southeast.

At this time, in the underground of Lan Mansion, Lan Xuting brought Lan Xue to a wooden box near the center, took out a key, and slowly opened the copper lock on the wooden box.

crunch--

The lid of the wooden box was opened, revealing the contents inside.

Seeing what was inside, Lan Xue's pupils suddenly constricted, and then she looked at her father beside her in surprise; "Father, this is..."

Lan Xuting nodded slightly and smiled at his daughter: "I'll give this to you. I think it's the most suitable one in your hands."

With an excited expression on her face, Lan Xue reached into the box and grabbed the contents.