Jealousy man, I got the wrong script

The assistant came onto the stage, holding a lottery box with a hole the size of a fist just enough to fit a hand in.Everyone lined up and drew lots one by one, two colors, red and blue.

According to the color of the lottery to form a pair, our final grouping is: red team: Li Muyu, Zhao Yang, Su Yiman.Blue Team: Ren Sigai, Li Ying, Xia Shishi, Jia Dao are the readers.

Answering machines are raised on both sides of the stage, two teams on one side, answering mode.After listening to the host read the rules, both teams are ready.

"start!"

For some reason, since the start of this game, Xia Shishi's answering machine has not turned on. Even Xia Shishi decided not to listen to the question and pressed it directly.

Xia Shishi gave up, she was already a waste of their blue team.

"The last question!" Director Jia looked up at the audience, and bought a pass: "Please tell me your confession within 1 minute."

"Now, start rushing to answer!"

Xia Shishi was paralyzed there, and she decided that if she couldn't grab it anyway, even if she was a cripple, she should be the most active one, and she pressed her hand, and the light turned on.

Xia Shishi stood up in a daze.

It's not like everyone didn't see the situation that Xia Shishi wanted to rush to answer all the time, but she was stunned when she finally got the answer. The audience couldn't hold back their sparse laughter.

Director Jia didn't hold back his laughter, and held back his smile: "Come on, our Xia Shishi's [-]-point confession begins now!"

After thinking about the timer for a few moments, Xia Shishi quickly searched for available vocabulary in her mind: "You, you are my little star, you are my little sun, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are The other half of my world."

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help laughing, and the duckling couldn't help but said: "Haha, so what is this 'I'?"

It made everyone laugh again.

Xia Shishi's delicate little face was already flushed, her big black eyes turned a little flustered, and her already soft voice was still a little stuttering: "It's like people can't live without air, and fish can't live without water. What are you? It's not important, what's important is that I like you, and I can't live without you."

After Xia Shishi finished speaking, she blushed and bowed to everyone.

Hearing everyone's laughter mixed with applause, Xia Shishi knew what she thought was the most difficult level, and the question and answer was considered solved.

"It turns out that the last sentence of the confession is here, and the last is the essence." Duckling said with a smile.

"Yes, it doesn't matter what you are, the important thing is that I like you!" Brother Lu followed her example and said to the audience.

"Next, let's go to our contestant competition! Let our guests come down and change their clothes first." Lu Ge said.

Several people stepped off the stage and returned to the backstage. The clothes they prepared were all sports-style sports short-sleeved, trousers for male guests and shorts for female guests, still in red and blue.

The clothes were very simple, and the guests quickly returned to the stage. Because most of the female guests were wearing well-fitting skirts, they all looked good.Now that everyone changed into sportswear, the female guests showed their long legs and put on uniform sneakers, their respective shortcomings were exposed.

According to the order of appearance, Su Yiman and Xia Shishi stood together. It was obvious to everyone that Xia Shishi was taller than Su Yiman. Xia Shishi had practiced body shape for many years, her legs were slender and straight, and her skin was fair.But this one is darker than Su Yiman, and there are a little prominent calf muscles on his calf.

Su Yiman himself looks Xiaojiabiyu, the more attractive the more you look at it.But when I was with Xia Shishi, I found that Xia Shishi's bright appearance is more beautiful, and it can be remembered at a glance.

Su Yiman lowered his head and looked at Xia Shishi secretly, and found that Xia Shishi's skin looked fairer against the blue background. Taking advantage of the host's joke, he changed places with Li Ying calmly.

"Okay, let's move on to our next event, the contestant competition. The contestants have to pass the checkpoints arranged by the program group. If they encounter props, they will start again."

"The race is a relay race and the fastest time to finish wins. The loser will be punished."

The first team to play was the red team. After discussing in low voices, the order of appearance was decided.

Zhao Yang is waiting for the first task. The first task is to push the big ball. There are obstacles on the ground, and it can only be considered as completion if the big ball is pushed without pressing the obstacle.

Before the start, everyone has touched the big ball. It is not only big but also quite heavy. It is really not easy to push it over safely.

Zhao Yang tried once and passed the first turn successfully. He hit an obstacle at the second turn and went back to start over.

The second time I learned my lesson and passed the level smoothly.

The second event was to cross the single-plank obstacle bridge. Su Yiman was sent on the stage. Su Yiman had a good sense of balance, and even turned around on the wooden platform where the sledgehammer was swinging, and crossed the bridge gracefully.

The third item is to put a lot of dolls on the top of the head, and the time for each doll to fall is two seconds, and it must be taken down within the time it falls.

Li Muyu waited for the third one and saw the opportunity, grabbed the doll and ran to the front to ring the bell.

The red team finished in 5 minutes and 16 seconds.

"Blue team, are you ready!"

"Okay!" The three members of the blue team shouted, because they all required physical strength, so Director Jia did not participate in this challenge.

The first item is Ren Sigai. Xia Shishi originally thought that the type of uncle is very calm, but she did not expect that Ren Sigai did not move after the timing started. He hid behind the big ball and counted the obstacles, and then passed the first corner safely. , but did not expect that the second turn had one more obstacle than the first turn, and retreated back.The second big ball was pushed too far out of control because Ren Sigai was too strong, and fell back again, and narrowly missed the third time.

Ren Sigai breathed a sigh of relief, and pretended to wipe the "sweat" that did not exist on his forehead.

In the second item, when Li Ying crossed the obstacle bridge, the little girl walked with a serious face, and then she was kicked down four times at the place where the first ball was placed, and in the end she was so sullen that if you don’t let me pass, I will just keep going Stance, the director team couldn't stand it and slowed her down a little, and finally passed the level safely.

Xia Shishi breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally her turn, and when the machine came down, she saw that the doll she wanted to take was the last one.

Xia Shishi had an indifferent face.

Xia Shishi finally came to her senses, she said why she was so "unlucky" today, she forgot that she was just a female supporting role, and a female supporting role would of course bring her own "unlucky buff" when meeting a heroine.

The two of them had already spent a lot of time before this, and there was not much time left for her, so when the machine was going up and down, Xia Shishi raised her hand, the duckling saw that she had something to say, and gave her the microphone, Xia Shishi Shi asked: "Can I ask for foreign aid? The kind that doesn't participate in the game but just helps with things."

It was the first time Xiaoya heard about foreign aid in this game, so he asked the audience: "Do you think it's okay!"

In fact, everyone didn't understand the use of asking for foreign aid in this kind of single-player game, but seeing Xia Shishi's serious face, she agreed: "Yes!"

Xia Shishi immediately said to Director Jia, "Director Jia, please do me a favor and stand in front of this line."

Director Jia heard where he was standing.

Xia Shishi observed for a while, then continued, "Stand two steps back"

Director Jia retreated obediently.

Xia Shishi's machine has already been set up, and she is slowly lowering the first doll. Xia Shishi didn't waste much time, and didn't even put the microphone on.

Finally, the dolls were kicked down one by one. Director Jia understood the dolls not far away, and quickly picked them up and trotted over to beat the drums.

The final time was 6 minutes and 06 seconds.

The audience in the audience exclaimed, and the two hosts on the stage had never seen such a game, but they did pick it off by themselves, and it was not a violation.

"My God!" Duckling stood under the doll-hanging machine, gestured for his height, and exclaimed, "It's hard to hate when the legs are used up!"

"Oh my god, Shishi let us unlock a new posture for tackling key problems!" Brother Lu also said in amazement.

"Shishi, how did you come up with this method, and you kicked that doll, and your calculations are so accurate!" Duckling asked the question that the audience wanted to know.

"Well... it's roughly estimated, because I saw that when the red team completed each project, it took a very short time, and the last project needed to wait for the machine, and it took time to lift the machine on the stage, and it took time to lower the doll, so I just thought of asking Director Jia for help." Xia Shishi explained.

"I learned, I learned." The duckling was still amazed.

Brother Lu teased her: "It's as if you learned that your legs can be used!"

The duckling stretched its legs forward and asked, "What's wrong with the short legs! Isn't it the legs that are short?"

After everyone laughed, the blue team naturally had to accept the punishment, jumping rope with the fingerboard, ten people per person.

The assistant put four shiatsu boards on the stage, and the four members of the blue team took off their shoes and stepped on them, and began to skip rope.

Li Muyu watched, and couldn't hold back a "poof" laugh: "Look at the three of them have exactly the same expressions hahaha."

For some reason, the three people who had no tacit understanding at all suddenly had a tacit understanding. Xia Shishi, Li Ying, and Ren Sigai all had expressionless faces: indifference.Every time Director Jia jumped, it was an emoticon package, and the performance of the four made the audience laugh again.

After the punishment was over, the duckling put the microphone in front of Xia Shishi who was closest to her and asked, "May I ask what you were thinking when you were skipping rope?"

Xia Shishi still had an indifferent face: "The floor is hot."

"Pfft." God replied and earned everyone a wave of goodwill.

"Okay, the punishment is over." Brother Lu announced, "Then enter that year today."

"Today's game that year, the red and blue teams are in a team, such as the year No.1, that year refers to the sense of age, the second person is today, today is what happened recently, the members of the two teams stand randomly, Questions are distributed randomly, which means that it may be an answer or a task. Are you ready?" Su Yiman stood behind and carefully observed Xia Shishi's position. The game usually starts from the left, and Xia Shishi stood The last one should be that year's turn, so she stepped forward and squeezed in front of Xia Shishi.

Xia Shishi didn't think so much, but Su Yiman frowned when he squeezed in, and gave way to her.