imperfect wedding

Hearing the words of harmony but difference, Su Yi'an didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and also didn't know what they had encountered before, so they didn't trust human beings so much.

Is the online world really that scary?

[Request for support]: I don't use a voice changer...

[Don't look at me]: Brother, let's not do this, turn off the voice changer, we can still be friends
Su Yi'an almost swore to the sky that he really didn't use a voice changer.

[Polar Bear]: Hehe, it turned out that I came to flirt with girls
[Polar Bear]: If you want to bring your sister, you can play by yourself, and come here to harm Lao Tzu
[Don't look at me]: You are enough
[Polar Bear]: Oh, there is another xxj
Seeing that there was going to be another quarrel after a disagreement, Su Yi'an had a headache and had already hung up the phone, so what are you talking about?
She was a little grateful [Don't look at me], although she seemed like a child, she always talked to Su Yi'an, and she didn't despise her as a noob, [Harmony but Different] Although she didn't speak much, she didn't despise her either the meaning of.

Only that [Polar Bear] kept mumbling, why couldn't he just hang up without saying a word like [All Secret Moves].

Just when Su Yi'an kept complaining in his heart, [harmony but difference] also spoke, but he was more straightforward.

[Harmony but difference]: Silence
[Harmony but difference]: You listen to my command
The game has already started, and it would be a bit disregarding the occasion to continue arguing.

Although it is a man-machine mode, the setting on the opposite side is the recognized hell mode in "Global Battle". The skill coordination between heroes can be described as seamless.

Usually 5V5 can't beat the opposite side, but now they only have 3 people, no matter how you look at it, it is a situation of ten deaths and no life. In fact, for the sake of points, it is better for them to hang up.

However, Su Yi'an was targeted one after another, and she has accumulated some anger in her heart. She just doesn't like to play the multiplayer mode, but her skills are not bad, otherwise she can't always win free coffee. Do you think Is it easy to kill the same hero consecutively?If anyone could do it, wouldn't the cafe go bankrupt?

She has done some research on the weaknesses of each hero's skills. Although these studies were done two years ago, after this period of training, she has proficiently mastered some new skills and some corresponding methods in the past two years.

"I follow the adc, the assassin goes out to develop." Harmony but different gave simple instructions, he seemed very confident, even knowing that Su Yi'an can only play Toby, he didn't show any dissatisfaction, but chose to cooperate with the adc play support.

"Okay." Don't look at me and just go to wretched development.

Harmony but Different controls the character in his hand to follow Toby. Toby is a shooter with high attack and low blood volume. Novices always control the character to squeeze into the crowd desperately. This is one of the reasons for giving away heads. , he chose to support because he was afraid that Toby would send too many kills.

"You have successfully killed the first hero."

When Harmony But Difference was thinking about how to use a three-person lineup to pass the level, such a prompt flashed on the screen.His eyes lit up, it seemed that this Toby didn't know anything, and in this case, their chances of winning were even greater.

"Wow, one hit kills, Miss Sister is pretty good~" Don't forget to praise Su Yi'an when watching me play economics.

Su Yi'an was a little embarrassed, "Just now the hero on the opposite side happened to be within my attack range."

[Polar Bear]: When a blind cat encounters a dead mouse, it has the ability to overthrow the opponent by luck

This polar bear didn't stop hanging up the phone, insisting on saying something sarcastic, Su Yi'an rolled his eyes.

"It's better than being a tortoise." Don't look at me and the polar bear again, "Some people are not only a tortoise, but also lemon essence~"

"woc, you fuck a little brat you know a shit, s|b"

"If you say another swear word, I will report you."

"Global Versus" attaches great importance to language norms, because there are too many online players, and many children are playing. Parents have previously reported that people on "Global Versus" use dirty words and have a negative impact on children's growth. The follow-up "Global Battle" carried out a lot of rectification and restrictions on online language, and there will be certain punishment measures after being verified by the reporting system.

"If you dare to report it, I'll go out and kill you." The polar bear provoked at the starting point carelessly.

Teammates in "Global Battle" will also have a kill mode, because it is a simulation of the real battle system, so there are often incidents of manslaughtering teammates. Many people record the scene of manslaughtering teammates and put them on the Internet, and they will gain every time. Everyone's precise mockery.Of course, because of this mode, there are also a lot of internal strife, but both sides will deduct a lot of points for killing teammates, which will greatly affect the ranking results, and most people will not do this.

"Forget it, don't quarrel with him."

Su Yi'an was persuading her, when suddenly a scarlet letter flashed on the screen.

"Your teammate [Polar Bear] has been killed."

I saw the corpse of a polar bear lying near the birth point and under the feet of the auxiliary hero who was not manipulating it. After 30 seconds, the polar bear could be revived at the starting point.

Harmony but difference said flatly: "Every time you come out, I will kill you once."

The scene was silent.

[Polar Bear]: I'm fucking your mother, you wait for me, I'll fuck you
"Your teammate [Polar Bear] has been banned."

Su Yi'an silently withdrew her hand of reporting, and then casually gave He But Du a thumbs up.

"666, God!!! How did this work? How did you play it? How did you kill him at the starting point?" Don't look at me, who was stunned for a moment, and then ran to the starting point to watch.

The starting point protects the hero and can add blood to the hero to restore life. Under normal circumstances, no one will be killed at the birth point.

"Hurry up and fight the economy, don't watch the excitement." Harmony but different said don't look at me, and then ran towards the battlefield.

Under normal circumstances, the hero will not be killed at the starting point, but the two and three skills of the auxiliary hero with different operations at the same time will have a sticking effect. Just now he used this effect to stick the polar bear out from the starting point, and then He was killed in one blow with swift hands and feet.

"That's not right, God!! If you do this, we will also be deducted points!!!" Thinking of this, don't look at me and scream, 100 points will be deducted for killing a teammate by mistake.

Su Yi'an suddenly said: "If you kill him fifty times, then he will be judged by the system to join the enemy camp, so won't the points be deducted?"

Don't look at Lao Tzu's silence for a moment, then said softly: "I believe you haven't turned on the voice changer."

Su Yi'an:? ? ?

Don't look at me and say with a hippie smile: "It's the most poisonous woman's heart~"

Su Yi'an fired a cannon at the crispy assassin neatly.

The assassin whose blood volume bottomed out in an instant hid aside and begged for mercy: "Aww, sister fairy, I was joking."

"Fuck you, I'll come over here to die for you!" At this time, the polar bear was also revived by the system, cursing and running in the direction of harmony but difference.

"Your teammate [Polar Bear] has been killed twice."

Those who ran near the starting point and prepared to restore their blood volume, don't look at Lao Tzu and said to the corpse at the bottom of his feet: "It's not my fault, you ran into my attack range by yourself."

Su Yi'an: ...

Harmonious but different:...

It seems that they will soon be able to play 3V6 multiplayer online battle arena games.

Under the command of Harmony but Different, the game progressed very quickly. Although there were only three of them, they were very familiar with their respective skills, and they cooperated fairly well.

Especially harmony but difference, with his assistance, the other two people killed all directions without any scruples, neither of them died once, and his attack was also very high, the number of kills he got was the first in the field.

During this period, the polar bear was also cleaned up and honest, and he didn't dare to shout anymore. Now he has been killed 36 times and deducted 3600 points, and his heart is bleeding.He felt that there was something wrong with those three people on the battlefield. He was deducted points, and they were also deducted points. It was suicide.

"I want to kill Lao Tzu 50 times, but I still don't go out. When the time comes, points will be deducted together. Let's see who regrets it, and wants to break through the devil's lineup. Go and make your spring and autumn dreams."

The polar bear was so angry that he went off the assembly line immediately after being cleaned up, out of sight.

But things did not develop as the polar bear expected, and even victory was imminent.

Harmony but difference is well aware of the enemy's heroes' weaknesses and positions. When commanding, they will even remind them which part of the opponent's attack will lose the most blood. One person is a team. Su Yi'an and don't look at me are simply winning.

They couldn't believe it, what is this?Isn't a nanny who doesn't take a head a good support?

"O God, God, are you the legendary No. [-] violent output assistant in the country?"

Su Yi'an agreed, "If this goes on like this, can we win this game?"

Harmonious but different but not as optimistic as they are, he pondered for a while and said: "The boss of the final level will mutate, and its blood volume and attack power will double. .”

In the eyes of the two of them, harmony but difference is the god among gods, and everything he says is regarded as the golden rule. After all, they have never reached the last level when they earn points, and they don't even know that the boss will mutate.

"Then what should we do? Why don't we kill the polar bear first, and get him into the enemy's camp first." Don't look at me crying when the points were deducted into negative numbers.

Su Yi'an was amused by the crying voice of the elementary school students coming from the mobile phone: "Let's listen to the way of the great god first."

Harmony but difference said: "Let's lure the boss out, fight while running, pay attention to the positioning, and grind him to death slowly, in fact, it will be easier to have a meat."

"That..." [All Secret Moves], who had been silent at the starting point, suddenly said, "I happen to be a meat..."