Dragon and Phoenix Addicted: The President is addicted to pets

Everyone: "..."

Ji Siting: "If you don't talk anymore, I'll think it's poisonous, and I almost call the police."

"You still have a little conscience." Chen Xiaosa wiped away tears while opening his mouth. People who didn't know thought he was broken in love.

Seeing that he was fine, Yang Xiaoli also secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Judging from this situation, sister Xuan should have put different seasonings in the cake, it's just the dosage.

Chen Xiaosa had cried enough, the game continued, the second one was Ji Siting, Yang Xiaoli really didn't know how his mind turned, and he answered it smoothly.

Next came Mu Tutu. She won the "Gold Medal", "Garbage Sorting" and "Toilet". When the five-second countdown ended, she hesitated and couldn't speak, so she could only accept the punishment in the end.

Looking at the remaining eleven cakes, Mu Tutu's head was about to grow big, she looked at Yang Xiaoli begging for help: "Xiao Li, what should I do, please help me choose one."

"This..." Yang Xiaoli was also the first and the second big. Finally, she gritted her teeth and pointed to one, "This one."

"Okay, I believe you."

Mu Tutu picked up the small cake with blueberries, she ate the blueberries first, and then took a small bite, everyone's eyes were fixed on her, and the next moment, Mu Tutu's eyes lit up: "This is delicious! "

"Really?" Yang Xiaoli opened his eyes wide and took a sip.

"Wow, this is really good!"

Although it is not as good as a dessert shop, compared to a ton of wasabi, this should be delicious in the world.

"You can try it in July!"

The three girls quickly finished dividing the cake, while Chen Xiaosa cried bitterly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up..."

"Don't worry, I'll let Xiaoli help you choose." Mu Tutu comforted.

The game continued, and Meng Qiyue finished it quickly. It was Yang Xiaoli's turn. Looking at the paper in Meng Qiyue's hand, she took a deep breath and drew the one on the far left.

Seeing the words above, she suddenly opened her eyes wide.

Brother, brother, brother.

What kind of simple yet complex word is this? ! !
"5, 4, 3..."

Meng Qiyue was already counting down, Yang Xiaoli took a deep breath and raised his voice: "My brother is my brother's brother!"

"Damn it!" Chen Xiaosa blurted out, "Yang Xiaoli, you are awesome!"

"It's amazing!" Mu Tutu applauded, "If it were me, I wouldn't be able to tell."

"Wait, there is a typo in this sentence."

Just when Yang Xiaoli breathed a sigh of relief, Ji Siting suddenly spoke, Yang Xiaoli gave him a look, and the latter innocently said, "What are you looking at me for?"

Before Yang Xiaoli could speak, he added another sentence: "Isn't this a language problem?"

"From which word do you hear that this is a language problem, brother, are you probably drunk?"

Seeing that the boy was unmoved, Yang Xiaoli looked at Meng Qiyue: "Tudu, Qiyue, you come to judge, is my sentence wrong?"

"I don't know." Mu Tutu shook her head. Since ancient times, sisters and men have been in a dilemma, so she should choose to be neutral.

Meng Qiyue said softly, "Please explain."

Yang Xiaoli said without thinking, "My elder brother is my elder brother, my second elder brother is also my elder brother, and my elder brother is my second elder brother's elder brother, so is there anything wrong?"

At the last sentence, she subconsciously looked at Ji Siting, and then threw a provocative look - she had agreed to play the game, but she actually tricked her teammates.

"Okay then, the game continues." Ji Siting pretended not to see her condemning gaze, and continued with the next game.

Everyone played while eating, and the fate was so wonderful, after a few laps, the one who ate the most cake was Chen Xiaosa.

"Fuck, this is too sweet!"

"I suspect that there is an old godmother in it!"

"This is okay, but why is my tongue numb?!"

"I'm sorry big brother and big sister, I was wrong, I really don't want to eat it..."

From the beginning to the end of the game, Chen Xiaosa finished a box by himself, so he couldn't die. Every time he opened his mouth, he still took a big mouthful. He asked Yang Xiaoli to help pick a piece in the middle, but he still couldn't escape.

In addition, Ji Siting lost twice. After going through an unknown action ritual, he was still defeated by Lu Xuan's cake and drank a large glass of water.

Asked him what it taste like, he didn't say anything, and wanted to stuff other cakes into Yang Xiaoli's mouth. As a person who only lost once in the game, how could Yang Xiaoli let him succeed.

When it was Yang Xiaoli's turn to pick the cake, there was only the last piece left, she silently prayed for herself in her heart, then picked up the cake and slowly opened her mouth.

Just when she was about to take a small bite, an evil hand suddenly stretched out from nowhere and pushed the whole cake into her mouth.

Yang Xiaoli subconsciously bit down, and then a strange taste permeated her mouth. For a moment, the world was spinning, and there were only four words left in her mind.

God is going to kill me.

I can't tell what it tastes like, it's a bit sour, a bit bitter, like an underripe lemon, but it's more like a Western medicine without sugar coating when you're sick.

Yang Xiaoli couldn't help but burst into two lines of tears, Mu Tutu handed over the paper, Meng Qiyue took a glass of water, Chen Xiaosa was also busy catching the cake that was about to fall on the floor, only Ji Siting sneered: " How is it? Doesn’t it taste good, have you felt the strong love from Sister Xuan?”

love?

Yang Xiaoli cried and wiped away her tears. After eating this cake, all the friendship between her and Sister Xuan was severed.

Don't stop anyone, it won't work if anyone speaks.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Looking at Ji Siting who was still laughing on the other side of the sofa, Yang Xiaoli quickly stuffed the rest of the cake into his mouth.

To prevent him from vomiting, Yang Xiaoli tightly covered Ji Siting's mouth: "In this case, then don't blame brother for being rude, you have the same blessings and share the same difficulties, come and taste Sister Xuan's love."

"Uuuuuuuu!!"

Ji Siting didn't know what he had tasted, his eyes were wide open, Yang Xiaoli was still not strong enough, Ji Siting broke free in two or three strokes, the latter rushed to the bathroom, and then there was the sound of vomiting.

"Damn it, is it that serious?" Chen Xiaosa was taken aback for a moment, "I ate so much, and I didn't vomit. Is this cake so unpalatable?"

Seeing his puzzled look, Yang Xiaoli showed a "kind" smile: "If you are curious, I will ask Sister Xuan to make more next time and send it to you."

Chen Xiaosa immediately waved his hand: "No, no, no need, no need." He laughed twice, and pointed in the direction of the bathroom, "I'd better go and see him."

Hearing the sound of retching coming from the bathroom, Yang Xiaoli was also a little uneasy. Seeing Ji Siting's situation, he could have just swallowed it, right?

"Xiao Li, did he eat it?" At this moment, Mu Tutu came over with a worried expression on his face.

"Maybe he was choking, Chen Xiaosa ate a lot just now." Meng Qiyue comforted her.

Yang Xiaoli nodded: "Wait a minute, it's not easy for us to go in now."

She didn't do it on purpose just now, she just wanted to fight back. If something happened to Ji Siting, she would feel very sorry.

At this moment, there was no movement in the bathroom. Chen Xiaosa and Ji Siting came out. Yang Xiaoli was about to walk over when he saw Mu Tutu first handing over a glass of water: "It's okay, just drink some water and sit down to rest." one time."

"No, thank you." Ji Siting didn't look very well, and sat on the sofa frowning.

Yang Xiaoli couldn't help asking: "Do you still feel uncomfortable?"

"It's okay, I just vomited out everything I ate."

Seeing Ji Siting's forceful smile, Yang Xiaoli felt even more guilty: "I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose just now, so who knew you just swallowed it."

Ji Siting: ...How can you say that the blame is on him again?

"Suddenly I feel a little uncomfortable again." Ji Siting changed his style and collapsed on the sofa, looking worse.

Yang Xiaoli's heart tightened: "Hey, don't lie to me. If you are really uncomfortable, I will call an ambulance now."

The boy on the sofa didn't speak, Yang Xiaoli raised his eyebrows: "Ji Siting, do you know that you seem to have morning sickness lying down like this."

Ji Siting: ...

"Pfft!" Chen Xiaosa who was on the side accidentally sprayed the water out of his mouth, and then couldn't hold back his laughter.

Mu Tutu and Meng Qiyue's expressions were also a little subtle, and Ji Siting raised his head: "Yang Xiaoli, don't say a few words, no one will treat you as dumb."

Seeing his tone and demeanor, Yang Xiaoli secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and passed the water that Mututu put on the table: "Okay, just drink some water if you have nothing to do. It scared us all."

Ji Siting rolled his eyes, but still took the water, and gulped it down.

Thinking about what he said just now that he vomited everything he ate, Yang Xiaoli suggested: "I have a projector in my room, why don't we order something to watch a movie together?"

"Okay." Mu Tutu was the first to respond positively, "Last time I said I would watch a movie together, but I never had a chance, so today I can just watch the movie you recommended earlier."

"I have no objection, but Si Ting's health is okay?" Meng Qiyue has always been a person who doesn't talk much, but is thoughtful.

"I can." When he heard that he was going to watch a movie in Yang Xiaoli's room, Ji Siting turned over and stood up vigorously, "Then let's go."

"Fuck, brother, you're getting better too soon, right?" Chen Xiaosa almost spit out his second saliva, but luckily he held back in time.

Yang Xiaoli looked at him speechlessly: "If this is the case, then you should pack up these things. Let's go over there to adjust the equipment first."

"What?" Ji Siting was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't realize what Yang Xiaoli was talking about. Soon he turned his head and saw the mess on the table.

"That's right, that's what you saw."

After finishing speaking, Yang Xiaoli was about to leave when Ji Siting said leisurely, "Oh, we've finished eating the cake, but unfortunately there's still something to do before 12 o'clock tomorrow, and I can't finish it by myself."

Yang Xiaoli: ...

"Although I don't eat much, I have more experience than someone who only eats one..."

"All right, all right, stop talking, I'll clean up with you." Yang Xiaoli really couldn't listen anymore, why is this person like this, isn't he just packing things?Still so lazy.

"Let me help you." Mu Tutu took the initiative to stay.