The two children yelled one after the other, and the enthusiasm of the crowd was quickly ignited. The people who lined up between Ji Xiuyang and Ding Dabao's father, who did not know which one was leading, gave up their seats one after another, and waited for the crowd to pass by. When Ding Dabao's father pushed behind Ji Xiuyang, that fat bald man was already sweating profusely~~
"Oh, hello, hello!"
Wiping off his sweat in embarrassment, Papa Ding reluctantly greeted Ji Xiuyang with a smile, and Ji Xiuyang nodded to him~~
The secretary foolishly looked at Ji Xiuyang, who was like God in his heart, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "Oh boy, I really played too much this time, what should I do now? If Mr. Ji settles accounts after the fall, will he fire me?" But it’s really none of my business! God, you must bless Mr. Ji to sit down with the pendulum three times and be safe, Amitabha, Aliluya, Amen..."
After the secretary begged all the gods from all sides, Ji Xiuyang finally sat on the big pendulum...
"You, won't it be the first time to sit?"
Papa Ding on the side saw Ji Xiuyang's stiff look, and he could see that he was inexperienced
"Well, first time sitting!"
"The first time you sit on this, you have to sit three times in a row? For the sake of the child, you are hard enough!"
"Ha ha……"
Ji Xiuyang smiled bitterly, thinking in his heart, "It's not your precious son's choice!"
"This leg can't be so tight. You relax. The more nervous you are, the more scared you will be. When it starts, open your mouth and shout. The louder the better, as long as you can vent your fear!"
Although he didn't quite understand, Ji Xiuyang still thanked Papa Ding for his kindness and nodded to him
"Got it, thank you!"
"Oh, I've only sat twice. I really don't want to sit today. The brat insists on dragging me. I can't help it. I'm a father..."
"I see!"
"hey-hey……"
The two of them were chatting leisurely, but the children over there got involved again~~
"Look, my father is always smiling. My father is bold and not afraid of anything. In the past, my father spent the night alone in the mountains!"
Ding Dabao held his head up, looking proud, his mother pampered him on the head
"Brat, let you brag all day long. Your dad caught a cold today and you want him to sit on the big pendulum. After a while, your dad will be shaken into a concussion. I'll see if you still brag!"
"Hahahaha... Ding Dabao, you brag, you brag!"
"I'm not bragging, my mother doesn't know, my father told me alone!"
Ding Dabao was not to be outdone, and completely ignored Xiao Qingqing's ridicule.
"What's so great about spending the night on the mountain, our father repairs the moon!"
"Fixing the moon?"
"Fixing the moon?"
The secretary and Ding Dabao cried out in surprise at the same time
"Haha, you're bragging. How can anyone repair the moon? The moon is in the sky well. Why would you ask your father to repair it?"
"You don't know that! There are many holes on the moon. If you don't repair them, the light will leak out of the holes. At night, the moon will not be bright when it comes out. My father used to repair the moon, but now he is back. Because he misses us!"
Xiao Qingqing immediately explained that the thing she was most proud of was the expressions on the faces of the children when they heard that her father was repairing the moon. Of course, her mother used to not let her talk casually in the kindergarten. She only secretly talked to two good friends Having said that, Ding Dabao is also hearing about it for the first time!
Let alone Ding Dabao, even the secretary was speechless when it came to repairing the moon. He didn’t expect Mr. Ji to be able to repair the moon in addition to doing business. However, he still kept this stalk in his heart silently, and occasionally took it out by himself. Come out and laugh...
"toot toot"
The alarm bell rang before the big pendulum swung, and the children immediately silenced and looked at their father with wide eyes~~
Ji Xiuyang involuntarily grasped the armrest in front of his chest with both hands, feeling that his body was rising up little by little...
"Crack!"
The slowly rising pendulum stopped suddenly, and Ji Xiuyang suddenly closed his eyes and opened them quickly, and then he regretted it...
With the sound of "Woo...", the big pendulum full of men and women began to shake regularly, slowly left and right, left and right, left and right~~
Accompanied by the shaking, people shouted regularly, "Ah... ah... ah..."
Ji Xiuyang hasn't fully adapted yet, and the big pendulum started to swing irregularly from the upper left to the lower right again.
"Wow... ah ah... wow..."
I have to say that when people are afraid, the sound they make is really ecstasy, not only deafening, but also ups and downs!
Ji Xiuyang felt that before he was fainted by the panic, his head was about to explode from their shouting!
"Hey……"
Dad Ding on the side yelled at him loudly, "Hey... don't be afraid, don't be afraid, if you are afraid, just shout out, shout out loudly..."
Ji Xiuyang quickly turned his face away, but he still sprayed a lot of saliva...
Finally, the hammer fell to the ground. Compared to most people who were shaking and feeling powerless, Ji Xiuyang looked quite natural. He unbuckled the safety buckle and immediately ran to the bathroom~~
"Hahahahaha... your father was so scared that he peed his pants! Hahahaha... peed his pants, peed his pants!"
Ding Dabao happily hopped on the spot, when his father just came over and gave him a slap on the brain, waiting for his eyes and said: "Stinky boy, what are you laughing at? Your father is going to faint, and you still laugh at others. I'm not sitting down anymore, let's go, go home!"
Ding Dabao's parents took him away, and Ji Xiuyang came out. Of course, he didn't pee in fright, but went to wash his face vigorously. He originally wanted to wash his hair, but the conditions in the bathroom were limited, so he could only wash his face. give up!
"Mr. Ji, did you really pee... your pants?"
The secretary quickly went up to him, and while asking, glanced at his trousers quietly~~
"Can you say that again!"
"Hehehehe, just kidding, just kidding, hehehehe..."
The secretary, who was almost eaten by Ji Xiuyang's eyes, smiled as ugly as he could. Originally, he wanted to sacrifice his life for righteousness and use his body to cover Ji Xiuyang who wet his pants, but he didn't expect that he was overthinking and didn't deserve the credit. Come on, I almost lost my life!
"Father, you are awesome! Ding Dabao's father is so dizzy that he dare not sit any longer!"
Yang Yang immediately ran over, and was so proud of pulling Ji Xiuyang!
"Daddy is awesome!"
Xiao Qingqing also quickly agreed
"Dad, here you go! Come on!"
Looking at the two coupons handed over by Yang Yang, Ji Xiuyang took them heroically, bit the bullet and continued to line up~~
Two hours later, Ji Xiuyang finally completed the three big pendulum trips he had promised. His legs were no longer under control. For safety reasons, he asked his secretary to drive them home...
"Oh, hello, hello!"
Wiping off his sweat in embarrassment, Papa Ding reluctantly greeted Ji Xiuyang with a smile, and Ji Xiuyang nodded to him~~
The secretary foolishly looked at Ji Xiuyang, who was like God in his heart, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "Oh boy, I really played too much this time, what should I do now? If Mr. Ji settles accounts after the fall, will he fire me?" But it’s really none of my business! God, you must bless Mr. Ji to sit down with the pendulum three times and be safe, Amitabha, Aliluya, Amen..."
After the secretary begged all the gods from all sides, Ji Xiuyang finally sat on the big pendulum...
"You, won't it be the first time to sit?"
Papa Ding on the side saw Ji Xiuyang's stiff look, and he could see that he was inexperienced
"Well, first time sitting!"
"The first time you sit on this, you have to sit three times in a row? For the sake of the child, you are hard enough!"
"Ha ha……"
Ji Xiuyang smiled bitterly, thinking in his heart, "It's not your precious son's choice!"
"This leg can't be so tight. You relax. The more nervous you are, the more scared you will be. When it starts, open your mouth and shout. The louder the better, as long as you can vent your fear!"
Although he didn't quite understand, Ji Xiuyang still thanked Papa Ding for his kindness and nodded to him
"Got it, thank you!"
"Oh, I've only sat twice. I really don't want to sit today. The brat insists on dragging me. I can't help it. I'm a father..."
"I see!"
"hey-hey……"
The two of them were chatting leisurely, but the children over there got involved again~~
"Look, my father is always smiling. My father is bold and not afraid of anything. In the past, my father spent the night alone in the mountains!"
Ding Dabao held his head up, looking proud, his mother pampered him on the head
"Brat, let you brag all day long. Your dad caught a cold today and you want him to sit on the big pendulum. After a while, your dad will be shaken into a concussion. I'll see if you still brag!"
"Hahahaha... Ding Dabao, you brag, you brag!"
"I'm not bragging, my mother doesn't know, my father told me alone!"
Ding Dabao was not to be outdone, and completely ignored Xiao Qingqing's ridicule.
"What's so great about spending the night on the mountain, our father repairs the moon!"
"Fixing the moon?"
"Fixing the moon?"
The secretary and Ding Dabao cried out in surprise at the same time
"Haha, you're bragging. How can anyone repair the moon? The moon is in the sky well. Why would you ask your father to repair it?"
"You don't know that! There are many holes on the moon. If you don't repair them, the light will leak out of the holes. At night, the moon will not be bright when it comes out. My father used to repair the moon, but now he is back. Because he misses us!"
Xiao Qingqing immediately explained that the thing she was most proud of was the expressions on the faces of the children when they heard that her father was repairing the moon. Of course, her mother used to not let her talk casually in the kindergarten. She only secretly talked to two good friends Having said that, Ding Dabao is also hearing about it for the first time!
Let alone Ding Dabao, even the secretary was speechless when it came to repairing the moon. He didn’t expect Mr. Ji to be able to repair the moon in addition to doing business. However, he still kept this stalk in his heart silently, and occasionally took it out by himself. Come out and laugh...
"toot toot"
The alarm bell rang before the big pendulum swung, and the children immediately silenced and looked at their father with wide eyes~~
Ji Xiuyang involuntarily grasped the armrest in front of his chest with both hands, feeling that his body was rising up little by little...
"Crack!"
The slowly rising pendulum stopped suddenly, and Ji Xiuyang suddenly closed his eyes and opened them quickly, and then he regretted it...
With the sound of "Woo...", the big pendulum full of men and women began to shake regularly, slowly left and right, left and right, left and right~~
Accompanied by the shaking, people shouted regularly, "Ah... ah... ah..."
Ji Xiuyang hasn't fully adapted yet, and the big pendulum started to swing irregularly from the upper left to the lower right again.
"Wow... ah ah... wow..."
I have to say that when people are afraid, the sound they make is really ecstasy, not only deafening, but also ups and downs!
Ji Xiuyang felt that before he was fainted by the panic, his head was about to explode from their shouting!
"Hey……"
Dad Ding on the side yelled at him loudly, "Hey... don't be afraid, don't be afraid, if you are afraid, just shout out, shout out loudly..."
Ji Xiuyang quickly turned his face away, but he still sprayed a lot of saliva...
Finally, the hammer fell to the ground. Compared to most people who were shaking and feeling powerless, Ji Xiuyang looked quite natural. He unbuckled the safety buckle and immediately ran to the bathroom~~
"Hahahahaha... your father was so scared that he peed his pants! Hahahaha... peed his pants, peed his pants!"
Ding Dabao happily hopped on the spot, when his father just came over and gave him a slap on the brain, waiting for his eyes and said: "Stinky boy, what are you laughing at? Your father is going to faint, and you still laugh at others. I'm not sitting down anymore, let's go, go home!"
Ding Dabao's parents took him away, and Ji Xiuyang came out. Of course, he didn't pee in fright, but went to wash his face vigorously. He originally wanted to wash his hair, but the conditions in the bathroom were limited, so he could only wash his face. give up!
"Mr. Ji, did you really pee... your pants?"
The secretary quickly went up to him, and while asking, glanced at his trousers quietly~~
"Can you say that again!"
"Hehehehe, just kidding, just kidding, hehehehe..."
The secretary, who was almost eaten by Ji Xiuyang's eyes, smiled as ugly as he could. Originally, he wanted to sacrifice his life for righteousness and use his body to cover Ji Xiuyang who wet his pants, but he didn't expect that he was overthinking and didn't deserve the credit. Come on, I almost lost my life!
"Father, you are awesome! Ding Dabao's father is so dizzy that he dare not sit any longer!"
Yang Yang immediately ran over, and was so proud of pulling Ji Xiuyang!
"Daddy is awesome!"
Xiao Qingqing also quickly agreed
"Dad, here you go! Come on!"
Looking at the two coupons handed over by Yang Yang, Ji Xiuyang took them heroically, bit the bullet and continued to line up~~
Two hours later, Ji Xiuyang finally completed the three big pendulum trips he had promised. His legs were no longer under control. For safety reasons, he asked his secretary to drive them home...
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