The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

"You're so strange. I've been with you for a month and I haven't seen you go out once." Tian Xiaoxiao pouted and complained about Bai He, who didn't go out, so she couldn't go out either. .

"I'm quite weird, you hate weirdos?" Bai He pinched Tian Xiaoxiao's face again as he said that, Tian Xiaoxiao seemed to be Bai He's big cat.

"I hate weirdos, but if it's you, I can reluctantly accept it." Tian Xiaoxiao thought for a while and said, after all, Bai He was really kind to her.

"Well, let's go." Although Bai He didn't like to go out, it was time for her cat to go out for some air.

"Where are you going?" Tian Xiaoxiao was overjoyed and began to wonder again, because Bai He wanted to go out to do something serious.

"I'm going to buy you a mobile phone, and I'll buy you some snacks because I don't have enough snacks at home." Bai Hezao noticed that Daotian Xiaoxiao was always staring at her mobile phone, probably because she wanted to play with her mobile phone.

The co-pilot of Bai He's car had already put a sticker on Tian Xiaoxiao's exclusive seat, and Bai He had prepared motion sickness medicine for fear that Tian Xiaoxiao would get motion sickness.

"I don't want it! I don't get motion sickness!" Tian Xiaoxiao shook his head fiercely to express that he was not motion sick.

Bai He drove to the parking area of ​​the commercial street and stopped. The two of them walked together for the rest of the way. Tian Xiaoxiao took the initiative to hold Lily's hand and walked forward.

"Bai He! I want to eat that!" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the candied haws with bright eyes.

"How many do you want?" Bai He took out his wallet and prepared to pay, looked up at Tian Xiaoxiao, who was about to groan, thinking that this guy is not a big cat, but a pig.

"1." Tian Xiaoxiao said with a gesture of 1, and after Tian Xiaoxiao thought about it, after all, the money belongs to Bai He, so it is natural to save money. Bai He works very hard every day painting, so one is enough for her up.

"Boss, one hundred." Bai He knew Tian Xiaoxiao's appetite, how could one be enough for her?
"There are only 99 candied haws, can I use a marshmallow instead?" the boss said after counting all the candied haws.

"It's okay, thank you boss." Although Bai He is indifferent, he is still very polite. Bai He even took the initiative to help the boss pack candied haws.

"It's so heavy." Tian Xiaoxiao complained while eating, and it was obvious that most of the candied haws were held by Bai He.

"Do you know what 99 candied haws and one marshmallow mean?" Bai He looked at Tian Xiaoxiao, who looked like a pig, and only blamed her for picking up the pig and serving it like a cat.

"One in a hundred!" Tian Xiaoxiao blurted out.

"I am 1. I am an existence that you can meet only one in a hundred, so you have to cherish me." Bai He made a pun. I don't know if this stupid humanoid cat in front of me understands it, maybe he doesn't.

"Yeah." Tian Xiaoxiao's cheeks were stuffed with food, like a hamster hiding food.

On the road, I met a girl wearing a yellow lo skirt, who seemed to be with a friend, but her friend seemed to be about two meters away because she couldn't stand the eyes on the road.

A group of children gathered around and yelled, "Monsters! Monsters!" Children will always demonize things that they have never seen and cannot understand.

The girl in the lo skirt was about to cry, her eyes were red.

"Take me first." Bai He gave Tian Xiaoxiao all the candied haws, took out the cigarette case and walked up to block the girl.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Bai He exposed the tattoo under his wrist, and spit out clouds and mist at the children as if he was a social person not to be trifled with, scaring the group of children away.

"Thank you." The girl in the yellow lo skirt expressed her thanks, and when she wanted to say something, Bai He left her only the back view.

At that moment just now, Tian Xiaoxiao felt that Bai He was like an evening star who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside, always so unexpected and reasonable.

"Why are you in a daze? Which handsome guy did you see again?" Bai He nodded to Tian Xiaoxiao, who was laughing fast. Bai He didn't realize that Tian Xiaoxiao was actually crazy about her.

"You were so handsome just now, just like the hero in an idol drama!" Tian Xiaoxiao was not stingy with words of praise.

When Bai He carried the bag of candied haws again, the weight was reduced by half.

"Tian Xiaoxiao, you are really good at eating. It looks like I have to earn money." Bai He had no choice but to take Tian Xiaoxiao back. Who said she picked it up by herself?
Went to a mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone, but Tian Xiaoxiao chose an elderly phone.

"Are you sure you want this elderly phone?" Bai He frowned, thinking that Tian Xiaoxiao lost his memory, but his IQ should not be lost, right?
"That's it, I think it's good!" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the old man with too hot eyes, but in fact Tian Xiaoxiao just wanted to help Bai He save money.

"That's it." Bai He took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code to pay. Bai He didn't know what to do with the 99 yuan mobile phone for the elderly?Later, she went to buy some walnuts for Tian Xiaoxiao to smash and eat with the elderly machine.

"You wait for me to download." Bai He had just left the mobile phone store and walked a certain distance when he suddenly thought of something.

"Okay." Tian Xiaoxiao squatted on the side of the street alone, eating candied haws in a lonely way. I don't know why the candied haws on his mouth is a bit unpalatable. Is it because Bai He left me alone?Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't figure it out.

"Hello." Bai He stroked Tian Xiaoxiao's hair, and passed a smartphone along the way.

"Have you gone to buy a mobile phone?" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the mobile phone that Bai He handed over and refused to take it.

"Yeah, I thought for a while that you like to use my mobile phone to play Glory of Kings so much and it's so good, I will give you one just so I can take it with you." Bai He made up an excuse, but Bai He really hates Tian Xiao sometimes She lost points for joking with her account.

"Thank you." Tian Xiaoxiao gave a big bear hug when he smiled, and Bai He was almost out of breath.

Back home, Tian Xiaoxiao went into the kitchen to cook, while Bai He sat on the sofa to draw.

"Bai He, you are so narcissistic, the wallpaper on your phone is actually your photo." Tian Xiaoxiao turned on his phone while eating and found that the wallpaper was Bai He's photo, and couldn't help but complain.

"It's the same for you." Bai He seemed to have gotten used to the taste of food recently, and Bai He didn't order takeaway much anymore.

Tian Xiaoxiao blushed because she had replaced Bai He's wallpaper with herself before that.

Tian Xiaoxiao took the initiative to collect the dishes and wash the dishes and contracted all the housework.

Bai He opened a bottle of beer to reward himself after finishing the manuscript, but Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to drink too.

"I want to drink, you help me with that bottle." Tian Xiaoxiao ate a snack and asked Bai He to help with that bottle.

"There is no beer at home. If you want to drink, you can only drink my bottle." Bai He put the beer on the tea table and stood up to block the door of the refrigerator. Bai He watched helplessly as Tian Xiaoxiao picked up the beer she had drunk and drank it .

Bai He no longer blocked the refrigerator door and leaned on the sofa to play with his mobile phone, taking a sip of beer from time to time.

"Bai He, you lied to me! There is beer in the refrigerator!" Tian Xiaoxiao opened the refrigerator door and saw that it was full of beer, and finally realized that he had been tricked.

A boy group was broadcasting on the TV, Tian Xiaoxiao was attracted by the c position at the first sight.

"You are such a nympho. The name of this group is QTQ. The person you have been watching is the captain named Mu Yixuan." Bai He is used to Tian Xiaoxiao being a nympho even if he can eat. Anyway, his liking for celebrities is nothing more than Short and impulsive.

"Wow, what's the name of that cute smile like the sun?" Tian Xiaoxiao started asking questions like a child who had never seen the world.

"This one is called Micah. It's the lead singer of the team and the most popular, and it's also the top in the entertainment industry." Why is Bai He so familiar with this group? Because a suitor sent two tickets to this group's concert, so Bai He went to find out a little bit.

"Then what's the name of the one who looks so special to lead the younger brother? If only I had such a younger brother." Tian Xiaoxiao was attracted by other handsome guys again.

"Well, don't look at him so young, he is actually 27. His name is Lin Muxing and he is the main dancer of this team." Bai He transformed into a commentator and explained tirelessly.

"Then what's the name of the little brother who sings rap, and the one with smoky makeup?" Tian Xiaoxiao looked around, sure enough, a handsome guy or something.

"This name is Ye Zhe, who is in charge of the team's rap, and the captain Mu Yixuan is still a cousin. There is a lot of scandal because many people think he has a dark belly and a sickly face." Bai He thinks again whether he should take Tian Xiaoxiao to see it Their concert, but... Bai He didn't dare to let Tian Xiaoxiao get in touch with people from the past.

In fact, during the first meeting, Bai He realized that Tian Xiaoxiao was actually... Another reason why Bai He picked Tian Xiaoxiao home was that she was actually...Tian Xiaoxiao's fan.

Bai He is not a kind person. She took Tian Xiaoxiao in only because Tian Xiaoxiao was her goddess, but she didn't expect that this guy was not a cat but a pig.

"Why are you in a daze?" Tian Xiaoxiao knocked Bai He's head. Sometimes Tian Xiaoxiao felt that he was very close to Bai He, but sometimes he didn't know what Bai He was thinking.

"Do you like this boy group?" Bai He pointed to the boy group QTQ on the TV. Bai He seemed to have made up his mind.

"Yeah, it would be great if I could go to their concert." Tian Xiaoxiao nodded, how could such a boy group like Tian Xiaoxiao not love it?

"I can take you to her concert, but I have one condition." Bai He took out two tickets from the drawer. After a while, the boy group will come to perform in the city where Bai He is located.

"What condition?" Tian Xiaoxiao was very confused, but Bai He approached her waist a little bit unexpectedly.

"It's time for you to lose weight. The rice at home is almost gone for you. Don't you know that I am very tired from drawing?" Bai He said with his arms around his obviously slender waist, so the condition for half a day is to lose weight?
When sleeping at night, Bai He hugged Tian Xiaoxiao who had just had a nightmare while coaxing him.

"The big cat doesn't cry or cry, I'm here." Bai He patiently gave all his tenderness to the lazy but cute Tian Xiaoxiao in front of him.

"I dreamed that Bai He didn't want me anymore, just like I walked on the beach alone and helpless at the beginning." Tian Xiaoxiao said aggrievedly while lying in Bai He's arms.

"Silly big cat, how could I not want you? Unless you don't want me that day, then I will leave you." Bai He took out a tissue and wiped Tian Xiaoxiao's nose and tears, Bai He felt It's not easy for her to be a shit-shoveling officer.

She clearly understands what cleanliness is, but she can pick up Tian Xiaoxiao who is covered in sand, she can not dislike Tian Xiaoxiao's tears and snot at all, a person who is obviously tall and indifferent like her, like a lonely moon, But he gave all the tenderness and kindness to the big cat.