The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

"Ah Wu, what are we here this time?" Ye Zhe looked at the old house in front of him.

"This time, it seems that Mu Yixuan is a ghost exorcist." Ah Wu used his thoughts to feel the dream of nothingness.

"Then we should be the characters in it." Lin Muxing thought about it for a while.

Mu Yixuan is a young man with a special physique here.

"When you see a ghost, don't look him in the eyes," said Grandma.Grandma is very superstitious, she can be regarded as a witch, and everyone here says that Grandma Mu Yixuan is very powerful.Whenever something evil happened somewhere, I would go to Grandma Mu Yixuan, who called it exorcising ghosts.

Grandma responded to every request, saying that she was doing good deeds.

In Mu Yixuan's house, there are grandma and Mu Yixuan, a dog and some sheep.Grandma rarely revealed Mu Yixuan's parents to Mu Yixuan, and she rarely revealed Mu Yixuan's parents. Grandma liked to drink and mentioned Mu Yixuan's parents several times when she was drunk.But it was just mentioned, grandma said that Mu Yixuan's parents passed away very early, probably when Mu Yixuan was one year old, Mu Yixuan lost his parents.

Mu Yixuan is a very smart person. Mu Yixuan has only his grandmother by his side, and his grandmother has only Mu Yixuan. The two depend on each other for life.

Mu Yixuan often sees grandma crying alone.

Grandma muttered to herself, "I have only one grandson, can I stay?"

Mu Yixuan would have nightmares every night. He dreamed of a female ghost in red clothes. For some reason, he kept repeating this dream. Grandma gave Mu Yixuan a jade pendant, saying that she was waiting for someone who was destined to help Mu Yixuan. Prevent disasters.

One day Mu Yixuan really met a predestined person.

"Your jade pendant is exactly the same as mine." Tian Xiaoxiao took A Wugi's jade pendant and patted Mu Yixuan's back.

"You... are my predestined person?" Mu Yixuan still remembered what grandma said, saying that he would meet a predestined person, a thin boy with good looks.

"I'm his friend, we can help you drive away the catastrophe in your life." Ah Wu is holding a bell at this time, which was specially used by the former patriarch to drive away corpses, but later the ancient city tribe developed a travel project, so there is no way After driving away the corpse, the bell was carried with him as a tool to exorcise evil spirits.

"Why should I trust you? You are more like my catastrophe, right?" Mu Yixuan ran away, just because the bell in Ah Wu's hand made a strange sound, it was clearly the bell of the corpse hunter, Mu Yixuan Yixuan's grandmother is a witch, so Mu Yixuan knows what that thing is.

"Don't pretend to be a ghost, my second cousin won't believe you if you take a broken bell!" Ye Zhe looked at Ah Wu's bell and thought it was very funny, and heard Ah Wu say that it was used by corpse exorcisers bell.

"Run—" Micah seemed to have found something at this moment, grabbed Ye Zhe's hand and ran away, chasing a lot of corpses behind him.

"I just said that my bell is used to drive away corpses. See how well I drive away corpses?" Ah Wu smiled as a little devil.

Lin Muxing picked up a branch at random, and began to chop up the corpses. After all, he knew the best swordsmanship in the world, and he could even be said to be the best swordsman in martial arts. Naturally, these corpses were no problem at all.

"Lin Muxing, when did you become so powerful?" Ye Zhe didn't expect that Lin Muxing was not afraid of these corpses at all, and could even kill them.

"Small matter, you were injured, right?" Lin Muxing stepped forward to check if Ye Zhe was bitten by the corpse, but Ye Zhe's arm was injured by the corpse, and Ye Zhe suddenly turned black and bit Lin Muxing.

At this time, Lin Muxing, the number one swordsman in the world, fell to the ground directly.

"What should I do?" Micah shrank into Tian Xiaoxiao's arms in fear. He had never seen such a battle before, what kind of ghost and corpse chaser.

"Micah, don't be afraid, we have Ah Wu here, and Ah Wu will protect us." Tian Xiaoxiao can be said to be very helpless to Ah Wu, obviously he caused this incident, but Ah Wu cannot be blamed , because only Ah Wu can save Mu Yixuan.

"He looks down on our ancient city tribe, so let me drive him away." Ah Wu had an evil smile on his face, she had planned this matter for a long time, otherwise she wouldn't wear a bell, who called Na Ye Zhe looks down on Goddess, so let this person make a fool of himself.

Ah Wu rang the bell, and Ye Zhe began to take off his clothes, but Tian Xiaoxiao snatched him away before he did anything.

"A Wu should have a limit for making troubles without reason, right? He is a normal person, and he would not believe in any ancient tribe or any witchcraft. Did Ye Zhe provoke you?" Tian Xiaoxiao was really angry by Ah Wu No matter how vexatious Ah Wu is, he can't hurt others.

"Okay, since you told me not to do it, then I won't do it, just throw this on his arm." A bag of glutinous rice suddenly appeared in Ah Wu's hand, and she threw the glutinous rice to Micah.

"Did you watch too many zombie movies? Is this thing really useful?" Micah smeared Ye Zhe with glutinous rice, but he didn't expect the glutinous rice to turn black, probably because he had sucked out the poison from the corpse.

"Existence is the truth. If I say it is useful, then it is useful." Ah Wu couldn't explain so much, after all, some things are strange in themselves, and existence seems to exist even more.

Here is a dream, and Ah Wu is the host of this dream, so it is not surprising that everything becomes.

In the false dream, Ah Wu can get everything she wants, except that she can't get the real person who crosses into the dream of nothingness together. It may be an accident that Ah Wu and Tian Xiaoxiao had before. After all, how could love happen on the journey to the West?
"I didn't expect there to be a corpse chaser, so thank you for saving me." Although Ye Zhe has a bad temper, at least he has a clear distinction between love and hatred. Although Ah Wuer just made a fool of him, at least he cured his corpse with glutinous rice. poison.

"Then let's get to know and get close to Mu Yixuan first, shall we?" Tian Xiaoxiao held the jade pendant in his hand, and now he probably needs to block Mu Yixuan's catastrophe to bring Mu Yixuan back to reality.

"A Wu is in this world, what does my second cousin Mu Yixuan like?" Ye Zhe felt that if he wanted to get close, he must start with what Mu Yixuan liked, but Ye Zhe didn't know what Mu Yixuan liked. What.

"I like beautiful women, but it seems that Mu Yixuan has always liked beautiful women, but he has never met a particularly good-looking beauty in his heart, so he doesn't seem to like beautiful women, why don't you form an idol group with women's clothing, or go to Close." Ah Wu pinched his fingers.

"I think it's okay. You guys are all so handsome in men's clothes, and women's clothes must look better!" Tian Xiaoxiao just wanted to see Lin Muxing, Micah, and Ye Zhe's women's clothes. What kind of experience is it like?
Ye Zhe, Lin Muxing, and Micah can only be dead horses as living horse doctors, women's clothing is women's clothing, anyway, they are so good-looking, why not wear women's clothing! It is a new attempt.

"I think Ye Zhe looks so delicate, and exudes such a proud air, Ah Wu gave Ye Zhe a sexy black silk dress with suspenders." Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Ye Zhe from top to bottom, inside and out. That kind of handsome boy who is very delicate and good-looking at first glance, has a hip-hop feeling all over his body, very cool and trendy.

"I think Lin Muxing is one of those sentimental and gentle-looking ones. He should go Japanese style. Ah Wu has a blue jk uniform!" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Lin Muxing again. Yin Juxing's facial features are not like Ye Zhe's The exquisiteness, but the comfort exclusive to him gives people a gentle experience like a spring breeze.

"I think Micah is both good-looking and cute, and gives people a very clean feeling. Why don't you wear a neutral suit! A small suit and shorts!" Tian Xiaoxiao gave Micah another From top to bottom, I checked it from the inside to the outside. The main reason is that it is good-looking, cute and sometimes very cold.

Ah Wu gave Tian Xiaoxiao what he wanted one by one, but he didn't expect Tian Xiaoxiao's aesthetics to be quite good.

Ye Zhe put on a black suspender skirt, and instantly turned into a sexy little wild cat, pure and lustful, his delicate face was like an angel's face, his upper eyes were alluring, but his lips were extraordinarily innocent, what kind of man is this? I can stand it!
Lin Muxing changed into a jk uniform, isn't this the proper first love of every male student?That frown and smile is like the girl you had a crush on in your school days, clean, perfect, and pleasing to the eye, which man doesn't take a second look?

When Micah changed into a small suit and shorts, he exuded a sense of sophistication, cute and handsome, obviously he was the kind of person who was very handsome, but when he spoke, he had a very cute temperament, but The cuteness that is not delicate and contrived, is the kind of cuteness that comes out naturally, it really makes people want to kiss him.Isn't this just naked men and women take all?Which man is not ashamed to see it.

"QQ, don't you want to change your clothes? Don't you wear women's clothes?" After admiring other people's women's clothes, Ah Wu was like admiring Tian Xiaoxiao's women's clothes, but it seemed that Tian Xiaoxiao was still afraid of women's clothes.

"No, no, no, I already look like a girl, no, no, no." Tian Xiaoxiao was afraid that she wouldn't wear women's clothes because she was afraid of wearing them. Besides, what's so good about her women's clothes!How can these male gods look good in women's clothing? It's really why these men are so handsome, and women's clothing can still look better than girls. This God is not fair at all.

"Q, do I look good?" Ye Zhe raised his lips and suddenly blinked his left eye slightly, turning into a sniper rifle and hitting Nakata Xiaoxiao's heart. This is too sexy and understandable, right?
"Q, how am I? Is it not very good-looking?" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Tian Xiaoxiao innocently, as if she was about to cry in the next second, how could she be so clean? This is really easy to inspire people With such a protective desire and a sense of proximity, both men and women can't help but protect Micah.

"Heh, am I alright?" Lin Muxing licked his lips and looked up at Tian Xiaoxiao. That look at Wannian seemed to have so many emotions. Those eyes were clean and full of stories.