The Nth Disappearance of My Wife

"Mijia, get out of the way, leave this monster to me!" Tian Xiaoxiao was full of confidence. After all, she still bears the title of Monkey King, and the little monster is nothing to worry about.

"Oh? Come on, I'll see how powerful the Monkey King is. He can make a big disturbance in the sky, so it must be easy to beat this little monster?" Micah waited and watched the show.

After a while, the famous Monkey King was beaten into the sky.

"Mijia, I can't beat it." Tian Xiaoxiao climbed up shamelessly and hugged Mijia's thigh and said, she didn't expect her to be such a trash.

"You're trash, how can you fight monsters when you're like this?" Micah stretched out his hand to pull Tian and smiled with a mocking tone. It seemed that he had to rely on himself for revenge, and this elder brother didn't have much ability.

"Wait a minute, I'll go invite Guanyin Bodhisattva." What can Tian Xiaoxiao do, if he can't beat him again and again, he can only invite Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Don't you think you are not worthy of being Monkey King at all? You have to ask Guanshiyin Bodhisattva for everything. I'm sorry for your title of Monkey King." Micah frowned and thought, this person deserves the title of Monkey King ?Isn't this the stupidest monkey?Even if it's not the real Monkey King, it's how Monkey King's younger sister can be so weak.

"You say me, you fight yourself!" Tian Xiaoxiao was not convinced, she knew she was weak but she just didn't like others to say she was weak, especially the second junior brother Micah who was younger than her.

"Look—" It's time for Micah to show his true strength!After all, he is also the famous Marshal Canopy, so he still has some fighting power.

At this time, the sky-swallowing chaos appeared behind Micah, and in an instant, the gods were chaotic. He was no longer a pig, but the most beautiful man in the three worlds. Blast that cave.

"Where did it come from?" Ah Wu frowned. This time she became a lizard spirit again. Can this dungeon really make Tian Xiaoxiao, who is already Monkey King, fall in love with her?This is obviously a story about fighting monsters all the time, how can there be a love story?And why Tian Xiaoxiao's strength is so weak, not as strong as the soy sauce in this dungeon.

"He's here to kill you! Give me a stick from my old grandson." Seeing the monster appear, Tian Xiaoxiao hit the monster with the stick.

Just when Tian Xiaoxiao was entangled with the monster, Micah smashed the lizard monster to death with a rake in his hand.

"What's the matter with you? Why are you hitting me too?" Luckily, Tian Xiaoxiao reacted in time, otherwise she would die with that monster, it's really scary.

"Let me ask you, why are you so obsessed with learning Buddhist scriptures?" Micah naturally knew that although the monkey was stupid, it was agile enough to avoid this.

"Because I want to resurrect my brother and restore Huaguo Mountain, but I have to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures to make Huaguo Mountain look like it used to be and let my brother come back!" Tian Xiaoxiao has always wanted to learn Buddhist scriptures, but just For these two things, Tian Xiaoxiao even waited for the opportunity to learn from the scriptures.

Even if he takes the place of his elder brother and suffers 500 years of wind and frost, he will be under the Five Fingers Mountain all day long and never see the light of day.

Because the Buddha said that as long as one is dedicated to goodness and obtains the scriptures, Sun Wukong's evil can be overcome.

Therefore, Tian Xiaoxiao must learn from the scriptures. She wants the world's number one hero, Sun Wukong, to come back, and she also wants the most beautiful Huaguo Mountain in the world to return to the way it used to be.

"Resurrection? Then I will learn scriptures with you, and I want to resurrect my Gao Cuilan." Micah had this idea. He wanted to learn scriptures to revive Gao Cuilan, so that Yin and Yang would no longer be separated from each other.

On the way to find Mu Yixuan together.

"Mijia, why do you hide your strength when you are so powerful?" Tian Xiaoxiao scratched her head and asked curiously. She really thought she was the most powerful in the world before, but in the end she couldn't even beat a monster.

"Because others think that I am just a lazy pig, but you are different. You are the Monkey King who is not afraid of heaven and earth, so it is best to learn from the experience and fight monsters." Micah is no longer that aggressive. The Canopy Marshal, the thankless task of fighting monsters, naturally won't force himself to stand out, just leave this kind of thing to the Monkey King.

"That's it, master is in the brothel now." Tian Xiaoxiao had already made the avatar of the vellus follow closely behind the master, and the master was really in the brothel at this moment.

The long journey to learn from the scriptures is just to fulfill my own wish.

In the guest room of the brothel.

"Master, stop looking for fun here, let's go back to get scriptures." Tian Xiaoxiao tugged at Mu Yixuan's sleeve, at this time Mu Yixuan changed into a scholar's clothes, and he didn't look like a monk anymore.

"Why are you here? I'm very happy here. I'm going to get married. If you want to learn scriptures, you should follow Monk Drifting early. I'm tired and I don't want to learn scriptures. I'm selling it, you can leave quickly." Mu Yixuan took off the cassock that he carried with him, he was not the wood that was rumored to be dedicated to Buddha, he also had emotions and desires.

"Master, why did you replace the cassock that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva gave you? You are a monk." Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't believe it. Is this the Tang monk that Avalokitesvara said could save the world?

"But I don't want to be a monk now." Mu Yixuan pushed Tian Xiaoxiao out. He didn't want to be a monk from the beginning to the end, and his heart already belonged to him.

As a result, Tian Xiaoxiao and Micah came again the next day, wearing women's clothing, and became the oiran of the brothel together.

"Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie, why are you staying here?" Mu Yixuan saw his two tough apprentices put on beautiful women's clothes early in the morning.

"We want to make money here, and redeem the cassock you sold, Master." Micah explained, in fact, all this is just a trick of Micah, and the pawn is Tian Xiaoxiao's silly monkey.

"Sun Wukong, are you crazy? What can an innocent monkey do to imitate others and be an oiran!" Mu Yixuan looked at Tian Xiaoxiao who had changed into a woman's clothes and showed her true colors, her eyebrows were picturesque, her eyes were like stars, such a woman The Lord thought she was worthy of a country and a city, but she turned out to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Monkey King?
"Although I am a monkey, I am also the number one beauty in our Huaguo Mountain. Master, don't think I'm ugly just because you see all the girls in this brothel!" Tian Xiaoxiao frowned, thinking that Mu Yixuan disliked her. She is not good-looking, but she is also the most beautiful monkey in Huaguo Mountain, and the most beautiful woman in Huaguo Mountain.

"Do you know what relationship I have with this girl? My childhood sweetheart, what's wrong with me wanting to marry her? You and I are just a master and apprentice, why should I not want my emotions and desires to accompany you to learn the scriptures?" Mu Yixuan could not I don't want to accompany this pig and a monkey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Those monsters are scary, and they want to eat his meat at every turn.

"Master, you are so selfish!" Micah was originally in the same lineup as Mu Yixuan, but in order to revive Gao Cuilan, he naturally wanted to learn scriptures. This time, he naturally wanted to side with Tian Xiaoxiao, a stinky monkey.

"Zhu Bajie, you don't deserve to call me selfish. Which one of us didn't learn the scriptures because of selfishness, and which one really cared about the common people in the world?" Mu Yixuan was upset, saying that he was selfish, so who is not selfish?
"What are you arguing about? Tian Xiaoxiao, come here, a guest officer wants you by name!" The bustard suddenly appeared and broke the argument.

"Okay, I'll come now." Tian Xiaoxiao hurriedly followed.

Mu Yixuan closed his eyes and thought that Tian Xiaoxiao was so stupid, what if he was treated lightly?Let's say she is the number one Monkey King in the world, but she is just a silly monkey.

The more Mu Yixuan thought about it, the more frightened he became, and kicked the door open.

"Stinky monkey, let's go!" Mu Yixuan grabbed Tian Xiaoxiao's hand and ran out.

"Why did Master save me? But the cassock hasn't been redeemed yet." Tian Xiaoxiao was out of breath. She is now in the form of a human female, so her physical strength is not that good.

"I didn't take it, I just lied to you, that stupid monkey and that stupid pig, you hurry up, I want to marry Miss Zixuan here." Mu Yixuan still couldn't help telling this stinky monkey The truth is, she is so stupid and too weak that people can't help but protect her.

"Is Miss Zixuan really that good?" Tian Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously, why a person who was supposed to learn Buddhist scriptures was moved by a brothel girl and asked what love is in the world.

"She is the one I wanted to marry from the very beginning, so she is naturally the best and the prettiest." As soon as Mu Yixuan said that, he remembered Miss Zixuan's pretty face in his mind, and suddenly smiled with the sunshine behind him. Stacked together, his smile is so handsome.

"Does it look good with me?" Tian Xiaoxiao blinked her big eyes and asked seriously.

"You're a monkey, don't compare with humans, you're stupid." Mu Yixuan didn't know how to compare, so he knocked Tian Xiaoxiao on the head and poured cold water on it.

Mu Yixuan's liking for Zixuan was a glimpse of him when he was young.

At that time, the temple encountered a famine, and Mu Yixuan followed the great monks to seek alms, but there was still no harvest.

Mu Yixuan was weak and naturally walked slowly, so he fell behind the team.

"Little monk, here you are." A little girl who was about the same age as Mu Yixuan came out of Yihong Courtyard, and handed Mu Yixuan two steamed buns.

It was those two steamed buns that touched Mu Yixuan's heart, it was the joy of youth, but Mu Yixuan didn't seem to be the boy Miss Zixuan liked.

Mu Yixuan finally broke up and came back, but Miss Zixuan is no longer the little girl who gave the steamed buns back then.

"Holy Monk, there is something I want to tell you." Girl Zixuan didn't like Mu Yixuan, so she wanted to make it clear.

"What's the matter? Girl Zixuan can rest assured." Mu Yixuan didn't know what Zixuan was going to say.

"Let's forget about your marriage, I'm just a brothel girl who loves money, so you understand?" Miss Zixuan had an alienated smile on her face, she knew that she and Mu Yixuan were destined to be different .

"I understand." Mu Yixuan didn't hold back either.

Embarked on the road to find the white dragon horse.

"Master, are you willing to go to learn scriptures with us?" Tian Xiaoxiao was surprised that Mu Yixuan suddenly agreed to go with us to learn scriptures.

"Otherwise?" Mu Yixuan put on the gorgeous but empty cassock again, he seemed to have no reason to force the fireworks left in the mortal world.