Goodbye, Mr. Gu

Uncle Zhu Deyong has a good saying. . .

There are only two teachers in life, one is years and the other is a liar. . .

Since two years ago, this sentence has become Zhou Xiaoru's motto.

She felt that she drank too much chicken soup for the soul in the past, so that after occasionally tasting the poisonous chicken soup, she directly lost the ability to resist.

And in her opinion, Gu Liyan is that bowl of poisonous chicken soup!
He was even more of a poisonous liar in her rushing years!
Liars are certainly hateful!But a liar like Gu Liyan is not easy!
He has a beautiful face like a mandala. . .

Like evening primrose, it has a mysterious and noble temperament. . .

It also has a poppy-like, addictive taste. . .

But no matter which one they are, they all have one thing in common!
poisonous!

The biology teacher once taught us how to tell whether a flower is poisonous!

Under normal circumstances, it is necessary to observe its color and smell its taste. . .

If you encounter unusually beautiful colors and flowers with rare and unusual fragrances. . .

Remember!Do not touch, pick and eat at will.

Because, they can all be poisonous!

This point can also be transferred to human beings, and the reasoning is the same.

Contacting beautiful flowers or beautiful people is risky, and it is more likely to be life-threatening!

Jiang Bufan always persuaded Zhou Xiaoru to drink poisonous chicken soup to keep his life safe!And drink more!

Only by drinking too much poisonous chicken soup can you practice yourself invulnerable to all poisons!

But Zhou Xiaoru didn't think so. . .

For some reason, when Jiang Bufan said these words, a series of martial arts figures flashed in her mind.

They are all women!
And these women all have a common feature, they all get what they ask for, and thus hate because of love!
for example. . .

Zhou Zhiruo, Qiu Qianchi, Li Mochou, He Hongyao, Dongfang Bubai. . .

The East is undefeated. . .

Zhou Xiaoru couldn't help but suddenly trembled all over, as if there was nothing about Dongfang Bubai in it. . .

She slapped her head irritably, why was she thinking about these things again.

It was already dark at this time, and it was past nine o'clock in the evening. She had just finished taking a shower, and was sitting on a stool wiping her hair with a towel, and then she lost her mind again.

Recently, she seems to often fall into fantasy.

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Even though the crisis in Tengyuan Company has been resolved, she still thinks about messy things.

In the cafeteria of Tengyuan Company in the past few days, Gu Liyan and Su Boyang can be seen almost every day, eating in the staff restaurant together.

The relationship between them is really good, they are inseparable. . .

Thinking of this, Zhou Xiaoru couldn't help being shocked again!
What is she guessing again, people's feelings are none of her business!
In short, the previous ambiguous turmoil was finally completely over.

Thank you so much, thank you ancestors!

But when she thought about today's noon, she felt a little disappointed again. . .

Today, her colleague Zhang Yao suffered another nympho, after eating in the cafeteria, he insisted on dragging her along, following the two bosses who had also finished eating.

Just to be able to get up close and say hello to Gu Dameinan.

In the end, it was a greeting. Although Mr. Gu didn't say much, he nodded politely, which was regarded as a response.

But when she said hello to Mr. Gu, Mr. Gu didn't even look at her directly, and the aura around him became even colder.

There was no reaction, only a perfect back view was left for her. . .

Zhou Xiaoru was depressed, when did she offend this man!

The person who was forced to kiss last time was the same as that guy!
This really made her a little angry, and Zhang Yao even asked her if she did something wrong to be so unpopular with the president.

Zhou Xiaoru just replied, the devil would know!
But after he regained his composure, thinking about it the other way around, he felt that the guy might be deliberately avoiding her, perhaps because he was afraid that Su Boyang would get angry and misunderstand her again.
He will ignore her. . .

Thinking about it this way, it also makes sense, for the sake of my partner, it is normal to keep a distance from my ex-girlfriend to some extent to avoid suspicion.

Now, she is [-]% sure that the kiss in the underground parking lot smelled like grilled fish. . .

It was Gu Liyan who deliberately did that in order to stimulate Su Boyang.

As expected, she is the cannon fodder that has withstood the test of love between the back-to-back couple!
She is a cannon fodder!And it's really competent!
He hit his head hard again. . .

Zhou Xiaoru shouted in his heart, telling himself not to think about it anymore, the more he thought about it, the more annoying he became, the more he thought about it. . .care. .

Involuntarily, she flicked her long hair out of control, wanting to get rid of all the things in her mind. . .

At this time, Jiang Bufan, who had finished drying his clothes on the balcony, walked in, and saw the person sitting under his bed shaking his head vigorously.

Can't help but wonder, what is this guy doing!Are you practicing head shaking?

Is it popular to practice this now? !

The movement here also instantly attracted the other two people in the dormitory. . .

I saw our Miss Zhou, with her eyes closed, shaking her own straw.

Selfishly enjoying the thrill of shaking his head!
Among the other three, Xiao Lan was already watching, and his mouth twitched accordingly.

Point to the person sitting on the stool and ask the other two.

"Is this guy bewitched!" Why is it getting more and more abnormal!

The person sitting on the stool who was shaking vigorously stopped his movement when he heard the sound.

That straw stopped instantly!
Slowly parting the hair that was flung on her face, revealing two eyes, she saw six eyes around her, all staring at her incredulously.

Jiang Bufan also asked, "Baby! Your brain is not broken, is it?"

How did this Tengyuan company persecute a normal person into a fool!

If she sees Gu Liyan next time, she must ask him carefully. . .

Even if Zhou Xiaoru doesn't want to give in to this Chinese cabbage, he can't just shit in other people's cabbage fields, pat his ass and leave!

Look at the person who tortured this child, his nerves are deranged.

Zhou Xiaoru quickly straightened his hair, waved his hand at several people and said.

"It's all over, the show is over!"

The three of them didn't intend to leave, they were all looking at the person sitting there suspiciously.

Zhou Xiaoru's big eyes turned around, looking from one side to the other, thinking, what do these bastards want to do.

At this time, Yao Xiang, the peacemaker, spoke up and changed the subject.

"Oh? By the way, tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Do you have any ideas?"

This April Fool's Day every year, they are either pranking others, or being pranked by others. I don't know what will happen on this year's April Fool's Day.

Yao Xiang's topic successfully attracted Xiao Lan and Jiang Bufan.

Zhou Xiaoru secretly glanced at Yao Xiang gratefully.

Although she knew in her heart that everyone was just caring about her, sometimes she still wanted to keep some things in her heart.

If Jiang Bufan and Xiao Lan knew that she was still thinking about Gu Liyan, they would definitely strangle her to death!

Even if you don't get strangled, you'll 'die' in another's ridicule.

She doesn't want to be controlled by the man who has been around for many years and will control her future life. . .

As the saying goes, at the wrong time, you meet the right person, and at the right time, you easily meet the wrong person.

But when the time and place are favorable, the three have both, the five elements return to their original positions, and parallel lines will meet one day.

The next day, April [-]st, April Fool's Day

It's a good day!

Early in the morning, on Zhou Xiaoru's mobile phone WeChat and QQ, he had already received various versions of tricky messages.

While brushing her teeth, she glanced around briefly, and didn't look carefully until she saw someone's message. . . .

Looking at the content above, her eyes opened wider and wider, and she even forgot that she was still brushing her teeth, and the foam of toothpaste was about to drip down. . .

At this time, Jiang Bufan, who was in a daze after going to the toilet and washing his hands in the sink, had no intention of seeing this scene.

Quickly pushed the person staring at the phone in a daze. . .

But it was too late, the white foam landed on the clothes on Zhou Xiaoru's chest, which was still a black bottoming shirt.

Jiang Bufan unintentionally babbled again, "What have you been thinking about all day?"

But Zhou Xiaoru's next move scared away all the sleepy bugs in her.

She watched helplessly, who stared at the phone for a long time, and swallowed directly. . .

You know, Zhou Xiaoru was brushing her teeth at this time, and she directly swallowed the toothpaste into her stomach.

This time, Jiang Bufan was completely awake, and slowly approached the person who was still motionless in 'horrified' and 'horrified'.

Asking in a low voice, "Xiao Ru, you... When did you get another toothpaste habit..."

After finishing speaking, he still shook his head, trying hard to see the expression of the toothpaste eater.

While looking at the guy next to him, he looked at the closed curtains on the balcony from time to time.

Last night, the windows on the balcony seemed to be open, and there is a slight breeze blowing in at this moment, and the blown curtains are flying along with it. . .

It was a bit dark in the dormitory, except for a small light on the side of the sink.

When Jiang Bufan saw this, his spine went numb, and he suddenly felt like he was cheating!

And just when she hooked her head, trying to see Zhou Xiaoru's expression clearly. . .

At this time, the person who had been 'foolish' for a long time suddenly turned his head, which made the hairs of the people beside him stand on end.

I saw Zhou Xiaoru holding a toothbrush in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. There was still toothpaste foam around his mouth and on the black bottoming shirt.

She stared blankly, and the person beside her, whose hairs were bristling with fright, immediately handed the mobile phone in her hand to Jiang Bufan's eyes.

Jiang Bufan looked suspiciously at the mobile phone screen that was shining with ghostly light in her eyes at the moment.

I saw that the first thing that catches the eye is the name of the remark, the word rice cooker.

Don't think about it, this rice cooker must be Su Boyang.

Looking further, Jiang Bufan's eyes and expression were exactly the same as Zhou Xiaoru just now. . .

Apart from being dumb, it's stupid!
At this time, Xiao Lan, who was sleeping near the sink, heard the movement, sat up in a daze, and glanced at the two empty beds opposite.

Scratched a chicken coop, then fell down again, and said something vaguely.

"What are you two stealing from the toilet..."

Yao Xiang, who was also soundly asleep on the other side, heard voices speaking vaguely, and she thought she was dreaming.

Instead, he responded cooperatively, "Aside from poop, what else is there to eat in the toilet?"

After speaking, he turned over and went to sleep. . .

And the two people who were stunned in front of the sink were watching each other face to face at this moment, and even swallowed their saliva in unison.

Both of them were thinking that the rice cooker sent such a message on purpose, right?

today. . .It's April Fool's Day. . . .Bar. . . .