Strayed into the wolf's pen, forced to become a sperm

The comfortable days when I came back really passed quickly! !Jiu Lanyou lay on her own little bed, enjoying the days of "sun drying her ass".Although she woke up early, the girl just didn't want to get up.

It has been three days since I came back.During this time, the girl is required to go crazy and visit every relative.Shan Muhao seldom shows up, and probably doesn't want to be visited like an "orangutan".

But girl, no such luck!But the good thing is that the relatives I met these days really love the girl.Grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt and cousin! !
Yes, that’s right, these are the relatives on the mother’s side, as for the relatives on the father’s side.
Grandpa died early, and then when Jiu Lanyou was seven years old, grandma also passed away!Grandma has three sons and three daughters.My father is the youngest child in this big family.However, it was not pampered for it! !

Today, Jiu Lanyou was forced to go to the old grandma's compound.That's where my uncle lives now.Said it was a celebration, Jiu Lanyou's return.In fact, the most important thing is the uncle's grandson's full moon wine! !

For this party, the girl's heart is extremely reluctant.Because from childhood to adulthood, girls are not close to them. In fact, the most important point is that Jiu Lanyou is a girl.

Ridiculous, patriarchal notion! !

In private, as relatives of them.Always "laughing", the father only has Jiulanyou as a daughter, but no son.Even, there is a little bit of blame on the mother for not being able to give birth to a son.

But fortunately, because of their point of view, the family affection for Jiu Lanyou is lacking.From my grandmother and grandfather, I got a perfect complement! !
Not only is there no such ridiculous, patriarchal concept.On the one hand, it is because the grandmother and grandfather only have two children, the mother and the uncle who is the younger brother.Moreover, the mother and uncle are both, and there is only one child, that is, the girl and the cousin.

In an environment where there are only two children in each generation, Jiulanyou is very close to her cousin who is one year younger than herself, and the two children are fully loved by the family.

"Xiao Bei, get up quickly, or you won't be able to catch up!!" The mother was in the kitchen, anxiously urging the girl who was lying on the bed.

However, the girl didn't speed up her pace of getting up because of this.Still the same, slowly on the bed.

Seeing this scene, the mother could only let out a long sigh, and then silently speed up the movements in her hands.

But at this moment, father's loud and confident voice came from the living room. "Xiao Bei, get up quickly, stop moaning!!"

The father, who usually has no right to speak, managed to get the girl to move faster this time.

"Oh!!" The girl was forced to reply in a low voice helplessly, and the movements in her hands were increasing rapidly.

In less than 5 minutes, the girl arranged her makeup and was only waiting for dinner.

Both father and mother expressed surprise and shock at the girl's terrifying speed.Seeing this scene, the girl had a proud expression on her face.Without humility, he boasted: "That's right, mine has been amazing in the past few years!!"

"Yes, yes, it's amazing, it's amazing!!!" Mother speeded up the movements in her hands, said perfunctory, nodded and replied.

"However, doesn't the party start at noon? Why, it's so early!" Jiu Lanyou looked at the clock and asked her father in confusion.

Sitting on the sofa, the father replied: "Later, your third uncle is driving, just passing by here. Let's go together!!"

Hearing this, Jiu Lan couldn't help narrowing her eyes slightly.yes! !We don't have a car in our family, and it's usually when all three of us have to go out like this.All are needed, and friends or relatives who have a van at home can help to bring them there.

When I was a kid, I always went to parties like this.But all the scenes in the car are vividly remembered at this moment.

Embarrassed, the father sat in the driver's seat and drove like a driver.The mother hugged herself and sat quietly on the co-pilot.And in the back, the joking faces of various relatives have been hovering in the girl's mind, and they can't get rid of it! !

so now! ! ! !
"Dad! Called and said that you don't come to pick us up. We can go by ourselves!!"

His father's eyes froze for a moment, but he didn't react for a moment.

And the mother was by the side, stunned for less than half a second, and then recovered.Then he said with a smile all over his face: "Aren't you going to ask Mr. Mu to pick us up!!"

When Jiulan heard this, countless gorgeous black lines were drawn across her face. "What Mu son-in-law, why is he a son-in-law?? Why don't I know??"

On the father's side, he ignored the girl's growling and questioning words.With a look of sudden realization, he took his mother's words and said, "Really?? But it's not good to bother son-in-law Mu like this!!"

"What? You're still called son-in-law Mu!!." The girl's roar was still ignored.

"What's not so good, anyway, sooner or later we are a family, so don't bother if there is any trouble!! Besides, son-in-law Mu is so gentle, he must be very happy!!" The couple completely ignored the girl next to them.

"It's not like that!!!" The girl kept repeating in a low voice, defending.However, neither the father nor the mother heard the girl's voice.Still caring about themselves, the two whispered.
"Is everything sorted out?" My father asked while chewing the food.I don't care about flying around, food scraps, and spitting stars! !
"Boom~~~!"

The chopsticks in mother's hand hit father's head hard without any politeness.

"Eating is eating, talking is talking, don't do it at the same time!! How much you talk about changes, you don't know how to change!!"

On the father's side, he rubbed his head in pain.He retorted in a low voice: "This is not outside, it's just my own home!! Why should I pay attention to it??"

"Bang~~~~!"

"Not even at home!!!" This time, it was the mother and Jiu Lanyou who emphasized in unison.

Seeing this scene, the father immediately nodded and replied perfunctorily. "Okay!! Got it."

But neither the girl nor the mother would believe what the father said.Because, you can't tie up your father and beat him up.Therefore, my father must have left his left ear in and his right ear out for this kind of nagging! !

The father swallowed the last bite of the meal, and asked persistently, "So, have you tidied things up?"

"Okay, okay!!" On the mother's side, she could only nod helplessly and replied.

The father who got the answer quickly nodded and suggested, "Well, we can set off now, and quickly call son-in-law Mu over!"

Jiu Lanyou sighed silently, and repeated again: "It's not for him to send us, it's for us to go!!"

In the end, the girl also gave up "struggling" and stopped arguing about when Shan Muhao became her son-in-law.

"What? Go by yourself??" The mother next to her finally heard the girl's words and said in amazement! !

"What? Isn't the son-in-law sending us?" Father's nerves seemed to slow down, and he repeated in shock.

With a dark face, the girl snarled and repeated: "No, no, how many times do you want me to say it!!"

The girl picked up the phone and said again: "Okay, we can go!!"

Then, the voice of my father's doubts came from the side. "What were you doing just now??"

The girl's face was full of patience, and she replied with a smile: "Through GPS positioning, you can know where my car is now!! Now, my car is outside and just arrived!! So now... we can start Already!!"

"Your...car? Why haven't you heard about it. Besides, who brought it here for you now?" The mother listened to this and asked a bunch of questions keenly.

The father quickly answered and said, "It can't be son-in-law Mu!!"

The girl's face was completely darkened.This time, he was really powerless to defend himself, so he simply ignored it.Answer the mother's question just now.

"My car just arrived today, it's specially customized!" The girl said with a little pride.

"Custom??" Father just repeated.

"Yes!! It's customized! I paid Shan Muhao a lot of money to find a way to ship it to me from the UK!! This car, connected to my mobile phone, can completely realize the functions of autonomous driving and computer-controlled driving. .So, no one gave me the car, but I gave the car through the computer and came to find me myself."

The girl said with a look of pride on her face! !
"Wow!! That sounds pretty good." As the father said, he picked up the things he had arranged and rushed out the door.Completely impatient.

On the mother's side, she listened in a daze.But in the end, sum it up in one sentence. "This car looks pretty good anyway!!"

And speaking, he followed in his father's footsteps and walked outside together.

Leave the girl who is still chattering alone in the house.

After Jiulanyou came to her senses, there was only the sound of closing the door echoing in her ears~~!

"Hey~~~! Don't go, I haven't finished talking yet!!"

"Xiaobei!! Where is the car you mentioned??"

As soon as Jiu Lanyou walked out of the building, she heard her father's questioning voice in the distance.

"Alas!!" The girl sighed slightly, and then stretched out her finger to the distance.He replied, "Isn't it right in front of your eyes?"

Father and mother looked in the direction of the girl's finger.Then his expression petrified, as if he saw something incredible.

"Is this your custom car?"

"It looks like a good car, but!!"