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When the dragon coffin child heard this, he couldn't help but look at his mother and said, "Mom, you drank too much."

When I heard the voice and lowered my head, I saw the little boy Gun Gun, and then said in surprise: "Baby son, why are you here? I'm so sorry, mom didn't even see you, you should go far away at your height A little bit, the goal is clearer."

When the little boy Gun Gun heard this, he felt a little bad all over, his face wrinkled bitterly, looked at Fu Sinan and asked, "Dad, is Mom dislike me for being short? "

Hearing this, Fu Sinan couldn't help but snorted softly, and then said, "Hmph, that's how you know yourself."

The whole face of the kid from Dongguan became a bit bitter after hearing this, haha, he was rejected, even by his mother.

"But I'm still a child. Children are short and have room to grow, but adults are different. The height of adults has become a fixed number and will not change. Just like you, Dad."

Gun Gun naturally wouldn't care about his drunk mother, so he directly directed his dissatisfaction at his father, and added a little unconvinced: "I will definitely grow taller in the future, and I will definitely grow taller. OK."

"I hope, my height is here anyway, let's see if you can surpass me." Fu Sinan said coolly.

He is already 1.9 meters tall. If Gun Gun wants to surpass him, he can only go up to 1.9 meters. It is really difficult.

Gun Gun puffed his cheeks and looked at his father. After he went, he had to check it out on the Internet. What to eat would make him grow taller. From now on, he had to prepare to work hard. Dad at home watched his jokes.

Although when he was drunk, he talked a little more here and there, maybe something would come out of his mouth, but fortunately, he was more able to listen to other people's words, so he wouldn't refute too much , so it is still relatively easy to take away.

As for Shen Xinyi, she was really blind. She was fine when she left the box, but when she got outside, she saw the little comrade at the front desk and walked over, leaned there, and opened her mouth to tease: "Little brother, What's your name? How old is this year? You look very young, have you graduated from college? Are you here to find a part-time job?"

The little comrade looked at him like this, he was probably an alcoholic, and he had seen a lot, so he turned his head and glanced to the side very calmly, then took a step back, and changed a little girl to deal with Shen Xinyi.

Shen Xinyi's eyes lit up again, and she said with a bright face: "Miss, how old are you this year? Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you unmarried? Are you really too tall? You're so beautiful, it makes me want to chase after you, I... um..."

Cheng Huanhuan really couldn't listen anymore, so he covered her mouth, smiled dryly at the people at the front desk, and said, "I'm so sorry, I forgot to take the medicine when I brought it out, I'm sorry, let's go first gone."

After Cheng Huanhuan finished speaking, he took Shen Xinyi and pulled him out vigorously, and said to Shen Jiafu, "You pay the bill here, I will take him out to wait for you first."

"Cheng Huanhuan, what are you doing?" Shen Xinyi looked at Cheng Huanhuan with some displeasure and said, "I just want to discuss life with the girl I like, isn't it okay?"

"Are you talking about life? It's like you're going to chase someone." Cheng Huanhuan said with black lines all over his head, "Why don't you be so ashamed?"

When Shen Jiafu came out, he saw Shen Xinyi still arguing there, and Shen Jiafu immediately felt a little headache: "Little princess, stop making trouble, let's go back quickly."

"I don't want to. I'm going to discuss life with my little sister. My little brother is also fine. Everyone has a love for beauty. You people's thoughts are simply too dirty. You don't understand my appreciation of beauty at all." Shen Xinyi With a straight face, he began to accuse them.

Cheng Huanhuan laughed when he heard this, and opened his mouth when he came out and said, "Little princess, you can do it, and you are still a little brother and sister, do you have the nerve to call someone? Don't you know how old you are?"

Shen Xinyi's face immediately collapsed when she heard this, she looked at Cheng Huanhuan with indignation and said, "Huanhuan, your mouth is so poisonous, I don't even know how to communicate with you."

"That's really great. I don't know how to communicate, so I don't need to communicate, and I don't want to communicate with you." Cheng Huanhuan said blankly, "I really believed in your blood, and kept saying that I was not drunk I’m not drunk, so now I guess I don’t even know how much one plus one equals.”

"One plus one equals three if the calculation is wrong." Shen Xinyi directly opened her mouth and said quietly, "I still remember all the math problems in elementary school. If you have the ability, help me in junior high school."

Cheng Huanhuan couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard this: "I'm really too lazy to talk to you, get in the car quickly, your brother has already driven the car over."

Shen Xinyi was still whistling when she got into the car, but after a while, she calmed down and fell asleep.

Seeing her like this, Cheng Huanhuan couldn't help but sighed and said, "These drunks are really too difficult to deal with. I don't know how to communicate with them. I can't hear what you are saying. There are more principles than you."

"So you should also take precautions. You can drink alcohol, but in moderation. Don't get drunk like the little alarm clock and the little princess." Shen Jiafu immediately taught.

Cheng Huanhuan couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this, and opened his mouth and said, "Come on, don't make me sound like the two of them. Have you ever seen me drunk? How can I be like the two of them?" , there is no limit when I get drunk."

"To tell you the truth, I've never seen you drunk before. It's a good sign. You must keep it up, you know?" Shen Jiafu smiled and said, at least his Miss Huanhuan is much more worry-free than these two younger sisters. , I don't know how many times these two have been drunk. They used to make trouble in other people's bars. It seems that Fu Sinan stepped forward to settle it once, right?

　In fact, when he finished drinking this time, he didn't go crazy with drinking, but he became a little stubborn, and he thought about it, and when he was sitting in the car back, he hugged her rolling child and kissed fiercely. , The saliva made the children roll all over their faces.

Seeing his mother like this, Gun Gun could only sigh helplessly. Whoever made him a little man should tolerate the only woman in the family, so he could only let him move, but suddenly his eyes As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Baby son, why don't mother tell you to sing?"

"No need, I don't want to learn." Gun Gun rejected the proposal at that time.

When I heard this, I shook my head in dissatisfaction and said, "How can that work? You can't be like your father. You look so boring. That's not okay, you know? You won't be able to seduce women like that. Children, do you understand?"

Gun Gun frowned when he heard this. In fact, he never thought of talking about girls in his heart, so why did he learn to sing?

When I saw that my precious son stopped talking, I immediately raised my hand and patted the top of his head and said, "It's better for you to listen to your mother, you know?"

When he cleared his throat, he opened his mouth and began to sing, but because he was drunk, his pitch was out of tune, and he was completely out of tune. The father and son who listened felt their ears hurt a little.

"Small alarm clock." Finally, Fu Sinan shouted to stop with a dark face, "Stop singing."

"Do you dislike my bad singing?" When He looked at Fu Sinan pitifully through the rearview mirror and said.

"No." Fu Sinan sighed secretly in his heart, and then he said, "I'm worried that your natural voice will be discovered by others and what should I do? So it's better to keep your voice down, and wait until you get back." Can we talk later at home?"

The kid Gun Gun looked at his father with a look of surprise on his face. It was really unexpected that his father said such foolish words with such a serious face. This point is really needed educational.

　The key is that his mother really believed it.

I only saw when he said with a bright smile on his face: "Do you really think so? That's really great. The two of us hit it off really well. It really is a natural couple. After I go back, I will definitely nurture it well. To nurture you, no, it should be to train you, do you think I should prepare some small leather whips?"

Fu Sinan's face darkened immediately when he heard this. If everyone wanted to wake up from the trouble, knowing that he had said such a thing in front of his precious son, he didn't know how he would feel.

"No talking from now on, it's going to rain soon, whoever talks again will turn into a mushroom." Fu Sinan said seriously.

When he heard this, he immediately covered his mouth with his hands, opened his eyes wide and looked outside vigilantly.

Seeing this, Gun Gun finally heaved a sigh of relief, the world finally quieted down, his mother finally shut up, and if the chatter continues like this, it's unknown what golden sentences will come out.

Fu Sinan looked at when's movements through the rearview mirror, and couldn't help but smile in his eyes. His little alarm clock was just as cute even when he was drunk.

After a while, he arrived home. When he got out of the car, Fu Sinan continued to say: "Okay, I can talk now, I'm home already."

When did he put down his hands when he heard this, he let out a long sigh of relief and said, "Oh my god, I'm really suffocating."

When Gun Gun heard this, he looked at his mother silently, but he didn't say anything, but took his mother's hand and went inside.