Out-of-print Ome: Black-bellied bamboo horse will eat you

"Grandpa, I was wrong, can't I be wrong!" Gu Nanming immediately begged for mercy, pretending to be a grandson, just pretend to be a grandson, it is better than being kicked out by his wife, if he is really kicked out, he may not be able to come back, I guess It will be several days if I don't come back this time.Gu Nanming pretended to be a "good grandson" with pitiful eyes, blinking his eyes, acting cute, but it seems that there is something wrong with being cute, hooking the probe with his hands?This is probably because the monkey is cute, so it will change its species again, and become a monkey.

Ye Fanli didn't glance at him, all the bubbling anger was pent up in his stomach, and the burning anger might not be extinguished for a while: "Is it a monkey now? My monkey grandson? I'm sorry I'm not Sun Wukong, so hurry up and get out of my shabby bone cave, I don't want to eat your monkey meat, okay, what I want is Tang monk meat, not a monkey, go out." Ye Fanli now just wants to invite Gu Nanming left the ward so that she could be quiet for a while, but unexpectedly, this monkey grandson just stayed here and refused to leave.

Gu Nanming didn't expect Gu Nanming to stick it over shamelessly. Seeing that he was about to stick it face to face, Ye Fanli pushed away a certain distance with his hand: "Stop, don't come over, I can't stand the monkey's flirtatious/smell."

Gu Nanming raised the corners of his mouth slightly, closed his eyes slightly, and then looked at Ye Fanli with sizing eyes, as if a monkey really looked at people, and then whispered to Ye Fanli's ear, whispering Asked: "Have you heard of Bai Jingjing?"

"Who is Bai Jingjing?" Ye Fanli asked this question with a serious face.

"It's not who, it's the name of a bone spirit."

Ye Fanli quickly operated his phone to find a photo of the animated version of Journey to the West Bone Demon.

"This isn't her, it's obviously someone else's imagination." Gu Nanming looked at it for a while, shook his head and crossed out the photo.

Ye Fanli found another photo of the classic Journey to the West Bone Demon and put it in front of Gu Nanming.

"She hasn't been this long."

Ye Fanli then changed another photo of a certain internet celebrity cos Bone Essence, Gu Nanming thought about it for a while, and crossed out this photo again.

"No special effects! She looks great in person!"

Ye Fanli posted another photo on Baidu without any special effects.

"This..." Gu Nanming looked at the photo and thought for a while.

Ye Fanli automatically changed a photo, and it was just that the makeup was still wearing clothes and a wig by the way.

In a fit of anger, Gu Nanming grabbed the phone and threw it on the bed, roaring in a low voice.

"Bai Jingjing! Have you watched Journey to the West! It's that Bai Jingjing who refuses to give up the Supreme Treasure! That Bai Jingjing that many people like! Do you understand?"

"Understood, you continue to talk." Ye Fanli smoothed his ears, trying to keep them smooth so that the guy next to him could calm down.

"She is very beautiful, just like you. I am like Supreme Treasure. Who doesn't know, and now I am discussing with you that you are like Bai Jingjing. I will explain this to you. I want to explain clearly to you. Let you Baidu pictures, stills! Then you didn’t get any of them on Baidu, and you still smiled at me with the pictures, now I’m dumbfounded, I’m like”

Suddenly Ye Fanli let out a small sound, interrupting Gu Nanming's words, and then Ye Fanli realized that there seemed to be something wrong, and then looked at Gu Nanming, but couldn't help but continued to laugh, and finally couldn't hold back Covering her mouth with her hand, she looked at Gu Nanming.

"What are you laughing at?" Gu Nanming looked at Ye Fanli with disgust.

"I think of happy things." Ye Fanli said with a serious face.

"What a happy thing." Gu Nanming asked directly, without any melancholy.

"My friends also said that I look like Bai Jingjing." After speaking, Ye Fanli couldn't help laughing again, the kind that didn't stop, and giggled while laughing.

"What are you laughing at again?" Gu Nanming looked at Ye Fanli with a confused face, he had no idea what happened to Ye Fanli, what's so funny about it.

Ye Fanli looked serious again: "I have a friend who said the same thing."

"Are your two friends the same person?" Gu Nanming asked this question suspiciously.

"Yes, yes, yes." Ye Fanli answered this question without thinking, and then suddenly laughed again. She rubbed her face, trying to wake herself up, and then said, "Ah, no, It’s because two friends look alike.”

Gu Nanming suddenly became a little irritable: "I repeat, I'm not kidding you! I'm talking about this matter very seriously."

"Yes, yes, you are not joking, I know I know." Then Ye Fanli laughed hahaha again. After laughing for three seconds, she immediately covered her mouth with her hand again, but the whisper could still be heard , Gu Nanming was really angry, so he patted Ye Fanli's head with his hands: "Hey!" He made such an angry howling sound.

Ye Fanli sorted out the emotional fluctuations in his heart, and then looked at Gu Nanming: "Let's get down to business, um, is the Bai Jingjing you mentioned just now beautiful?"

Gu Nanming looked at her with a look of disgust, and then waved his hand: "It's not a question of whether she is pretty or not, she is really that kind, the kind that is very cute, her eyes are big and shiny , the nose is very straight, the teeth are white, very cute." As he spoke, Gu Nanming showed a look of longing: "It's a pity that I didn't look too seriously and didn't see her clearly." Speaking of this, Ye Fanli couldn't bear it anymore. I couldn't help laughing.Gu Nanming became even more angry, and burst out: "Hey! You are too deceitful and I have tolerated you for a long time!!"

Ye Fanli put back an innocent look: "My friend said I resemble her very much."

"You're obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped!" Gu Nanming made a super angry voice, and Ye Fanli made a gesture to lower the decibel, telling Gu Nanming to lower his voice, this is a hospital ward.

"Mr. Gu, I have received very strict training. No matter how funny it is, I will not laugh unless I can't help it. How about this, Mr. Gu, you go back and look at that big talk Westward Journey first. Once I find her photo, I will be the first I'll call you back soon." Ye Fanli's serious face didn't look like he was pretending at all.

"Okay, why don't you hurry up to Baidu photos? It's very cute. Look for it carefully." Gu Nanming just walked out of the door of the ward with his coat in hand, when he heard another burst of hahaha laughter from inside. Gu Nanming listened carefully and stopped. At the door of the ward, he went back and opened the door, looked at the situation inside, only to see Ye Fanli sitting on the hospital bed.

"Mr. Gu, do you have anything to add?" Ye Fanli asked Gu Nanming who turned around and came back. Then Gu Nanming checked that there was nothing unusual and walked out of the ward. Before taking two steps, he heard Gu Nanming turned his head away from that familiar and shaky laughter.

Ye Fanli lay on the hospital bed with an innocent face: "Mr. Gu?"

Looking back at this, Nan Ming turned his head and left without looking back. Ye Fanli lay on the bed and laughed unscrupulously, making a hahaha sound, always feeling like he was about to die of laughter.

It’s good now, it’s Gu Nanming who drove away, this should be the happiest thing Ye Fanli has done so far, then Ye Fanli took out his phone, started Baidu, um, Bai Jingjing, let me come to Kang Kang, how beautiful and cute is she? Anyway, she should be within the same range as Miss Ben. He went straight to Ye Fanli Baidu to find the photo of Bai Jingjing, and then suddenly sighed: "I'm stupid, so cute, so beautiful, I like it so much !” Things seem to be not quite right here?Where is it?
Gu Nanming realized that he had been tricked when he was walking on the road. This little guy is really amazing, but now it's midnight, Gu Nanming thought it's not good to go home alone and throw her in the hospital.Then I remembered what happened just now, and I simply didn’t look back. If it’s not good, it’s not good. She’s a patient in the hospital and can be snatched away. Let me tell you, unless the hospital catches fire today, I’ll It is impossible to go back, if I, Gu Nanming, take the initiative to go back today, I will jump off the roof of the hospital!
Speaking of the flag, Gu Nanming's phone rang, and it was a nurse from the hospital calling: "Excuse me, are you Miss Ye's family? She said she was hungry and wanted to eat late at night, but with her current physical condition, late at night is still okay." food, and need a small amount of food." Before the nurse finished speaking, Gu Nanming answered: "Okay, I understand."

If you don't come back, you won't come back!Just now Gu Nanming was still determined, after three seconds - no hammer back!My wife is hungry!He went back immediately, and it really was the rhythm of slapping his face every minute.What an out-and-out wife slave, too strong, I have to obey.

An enthusiastic narrator: "Mr. Gu, are you still jumping off the building?"

——Jump with a hammer, if I jump off a building, who will buy food for my wife?Are you going to write a bad book?If you don't go, just keep your mouth shut, and don't give your father and me a whirl.

If you say you're cheating, you're cheating, it's you (narrator's complaint)
Ye Fanli was only willing to call Gu Nanming back when he was hungry, otherwise she had better not see this annoying guy all the time today.In the end, he succumbed to hunger.

In less than 15 minutes, Gu Nanming immediately bought supper and hurried back to the hospital. Seeing Ye Fanli and Li lying listlessly on the bed, he was about to die.When Gu Nanming saw it, he quietly walked over. In order not to let Ye Fanli find out, he just gave her a small surprise.

Gu Nanming walked behind Ye Fanli, and when Ye Fanli turned over, he yelled at Ye Fanli. Ye Fanli was dumbfounded on the spot, and was frightened to the point where he froze.

What is this? Ye Fanli thought to himself, but was still taken aback.

"A Li, look at what I bought for you, they are all your favorite food." Gu Nanming happily took out all the things he bought and placed them in front of Ye Fanli, such as strawberry daifu. There are also a lot of snacks, and sure enough, Ye Fanli's favorite is cakes, and Gu Nanming bought them all for her as well.

"Hmph, I'll let you off this time because of the face you bought so well. Don't scare me next time, or you won't go home!" He looked as if he was eating happily. As expected, for Ye Fanli, giving her something delicious would be able to get rid of her. This is really a good way, and Gu Nanming has learned it this time.

"Okay, okay, it's all up to you, as long as you are happy, you can say anything, after all, are you my little ancestor?" Gu Nanming sat on the side and watched Ye Fanli eating carefully, feeling warm and warm, His eyes were full of Ye Fanli's cute appearance, so he was very happy.