Out-of-print Ome: Black-bellied bamboo horse will eat you
Chapter 121 Who are you calling a pig?
I am laughing!Laughing!Ye Fanyu was crying in his heart, and then comforted himself like this, there was no other way, now he just begged him to touch the ground quickly, and someone would pick him up quickly, it would be fine for anyone, no matter Ye Fanli or Gu Nanming, he just wanted to Do not suffer any more.
Han Zi spent a long time trying to get Ye Fanyu onto the sofa downstairs: "Oh, why isn't it heavy at all, is it because you eat too little?" Han Zi thinks she can accept this weight, but she doesn't know Why does it feel that it doesn't feel like the weight that this man should have, shouldn't it be very heavy?
At this moment, when Han Zi was thinking about these messy questions, his doorbell rang.Han Zi was shocked for a moment, then tidied up his appearance, and planned to open the door, because the door was destined to be opened, and those who should come will come, there is no essential difference between earlier and later.
As soon as Han Zi opened the door, he saw Ye Fanli standing in front of him in a hurry, and then Ye Fanli froze when he saw Han Zi.
what?Why is this woman, why is my brother at her house, and where is my brother? ?Can't you lose your virginity? After Ye Fanli saw Han Zi sneaking up on Ye Fanyu's bed in his home last time, now he doesn't have any affection for Han Zi, and it's Han Zi who has been keeping vigilant, not because he is afraid of Han Zi. Anyway, Ye Fanli feels that this woman has no ability to fight against him, but this stupid old man is different. In some respects, he is straighter than a steel plate except in thinking ability. , not so neat when playing tricks with women.After all, good men don't fight women, Ye Fanyu has always upheld this attitude.
Ye Fanyu was just about to speak, but Han Zi took a step ahead: "Since you are here, take your brother away quickly, if no one helps you carry him, he may not be able to leave for a while, you can wait here for him to wake up. "Han Zi still had that haughty look when she said this, and she didn't intend to let go of her arrogance that she felt superior to others.This woman is still stubborn, Ye Fanli thought so in his heart, but he didn't intend to argue with her too much, but Ye Fanli, as a standard little clever ghost, in order not to make Han Zi feel better, then some words It must be said, after all, if you don't let me have a good time, I won't let you have a good time either.
"Hey, since my brother is asleep, why do you call me over? Just let my brother live in your house. Anyway, when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will leave naturally. You don't need to say a word Yes, but I still want to thank Miss Han Zi for reminding me to take my brother home, I am also afraid that my brother will be bullied, thank you so much, I will take him away now." Ye Fanyu said this Sometimes I have a hippie smile on my face, as if saying that I didn't do it on purpose, my sister shouldn't mind at all, it's useless for you to mind.
Han Zi clearly understood the meaning of the words, but what could she do? She had nothing to do, because Ye Fanli's articulation was so good, he didn't say a word wrong, and he didn't find any loopholes. If Han Zi is now arguing with Ye Fanli, it is just his narrow-mindedness and lack of tolerance. If Ye Fanli catches this point and spreads it, it will be Han Zi who will have a hard time in the future, because Her reputation has taken a turn for the worse.
"Nan Ming, come and help me carry it." After Ye Fanli said this, Han Zi immediately moved away from the door, and then she realized Gu Nanming's name, seeing Gu Nanming walking in from the door, Han Zi wanted to immediately Lowering his head, Gu Nanming walked in and smiled slightly at Han Zi, who could only smile back in embarrassment.
Just now Gu Nanming didn't come to the door. The man didn't see it and thought that Ye Fanli was the only one coming. He didn't expect that he was still in the background, which was too scary.
"Why does this guy sleep so lifelessly, like a pig." Gu Nanming watched Ye Fanyu make such remarks.
"Okay, you bastard, you're going to die when I go out, take advantage of your grandpa and me while I'm asleep, that's fine, you brat, you're my brother-in-law is amazing." Ye Fanyu cursed in his heart, But his face was still expressionless, Ye Fanyu thought that he was pretending to be watertight.But Gu Nanming had actually seen that he was pretending to be asleep, so he planned to take advantage of him.
"Okay, stop talking, and help me carry it." Ye Fanli urged, she wanted to quickly take her idiot brother out of this place of right and wrong, but fortunately, Ye Fanli, this stupid sister, hasn't found out that Ye Fanyu is pretending to sleep , I was still worried about whether my brother lost his virginity.Gu Nanming shook his shoulders, and obediently came over to help Ye Fanli. After all, his wife was the biggest, and he was too embarrassed to resist. After all, he couldn't bear to refuse the lady's request, let alone his own wife.
Han Zi just stood there without saying a word, she was afraid that Gu Nanming would suddenly think of something, because according to the current situation, Gu Nanming probably didn't recognize who she was, which meant that she was still safe now, but it might not be safe Well, Han Zi thought about going upstairs, anyway, there is nothing coveted downstairs, and she didn't leave anything behind.
"Then take your time, I'm going upstairs first, please close the door when you leave." Han Zi said this, with the same tone and attitude that he had always had for a long time. Ye Fanli was really upset when he heard it, but There was no reply, she now felt that talking nonsense with this woman was a waste of time, so Han Zi had to go upstairs leisurely, Gu Nanming didn't look at anything, so he still didn't notice that Han Zi now has this In the heart of having escaped a catastrophe, 3 minutes passed.Han Zi heard the heavy closing of the door downstairs, and then raised his head, making sure that they were all gone, so he was relieved.I'm going to go to the balcony to observe. I don't know if she is observing Ye Fanyu or Gu Nanming to ensure that he will not come back. Now that Han Zi only needs to meet Gu Nanming, the possibility of her being recognized will be greater. After such a long time, she never dared to do it again.She will absolutely never let this happen.
Ye Fanyu thought that Han Zi would be watching from the balcony, so he pretended not to wake up.Gu Nanming suddenly opened his mouth and said: "Okay, don't pretend, do you think I can't see it, I don't want to do free labor for you." This sentence was whispered, enough for the three of them to hear the decibels, Only then did Ye Fanyu open his eyes, and slowly opened his mouth and said, "Keep looking up, Han Zi must be watching from the balcony, do you want me to reveal my secrets, then how will I live in the future, can you use your brain first?" , You are going to kill me." Ye Fanyu wanted to complain more, but he was also afraid that Gu Nanming would quit suddenly, so he didn't continue talking. As soon as Ye Fanyu finished speaking, Gu Nanming looked back a little, and it really didn't matter. As expected, Han Zi was on the balcony, looking at the three of them, for some reason Gu Nanming also felt a little creepy.
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you this time, this woman is really scary, she really is watching." When Gu Nanming said this, he felt a little unacceptable.Only Ye Fanli didn't say a word, Gu Nanming looked at her and felt that something was wrong.
In fact, Ye Fanli was just thinking that Gu Nanming really didn't realize that her brother was pretending to be asleep, it's unscientific.She couldn't even see it herself.Seeing Ye Fanli's serious face, Gu Nanming thought something important was about to happen.
Gu Nanming and Ye Fanli lifted him to a dead corner and put him down. Ye Fanyu didn't move immediately, but the three of them stood on the ground and booed each other. In fact, there were a lot of problems. I just didn't know who would speak first, but I absolutely can't move now. , We have to wait for Han Zi to stop watching their tracks completely. It is estimated that five to 10 minutes will be enough.
Ye Fanli saw that the two of them were silent, so he spoke up first: "Brother, why are you at Han Zi's house? Hurry up and confess, be lenient and resist strictness, and be honest." What Ye Fanli said and the interrogation It's the same as a prisoner, except that this prisoner's treatment is a bit too good. This is carried and covered, and he is a criminal who has just been robbed from prison, so it is quite valuable.
Ye Fanyu thought about whether he should answer this question, and then he decided it was better not to tell Ye Fanli, in case she messed up the matter again, who would be responsible, Ye Fanyu would be responsible, and he would always be responsible.
"I just wanted to come here suddenly, and then I suddenly wanted to leave, so I drank some wine and pretended to be drunk. Does this prevent you from picking me up, small problem, small problem." Ye Fanyu scratched his head. Fan Li's eyes flashed.
"This problem is still small. Look at what clothes Han Zi is wearing. I guess you don't pretend to be sleeping. You may lose your virginity. It depends on you." Speaking of this, Gu Nanming laughed, but he didn't dare to laugh. It was too loud, Ye Fanyu took a look at him, and suddenly jumped up, because thinking of what Gu Nanming did just now, was it a human thing?
Ye Fanyu gently pushed Gu Nanming's shoulder, Gu Nanming understood and suppressed his laughter, which was really uncomfortable.
"I don't dare to lose my virginity, she doesn't have the ability, trust your brother." Ye Fanyu knew that his face was bright, and what he told was as true as it was. If it were made into a story, it would be absolutely wonderful.Ye Fanli didn't ask any more questions.
Then Gu Nanming saw that the two of them had stopped talking and just about to speak, Ye Fanyu took the first step: "You bastard, you took advantage of me just now, why are you fighting?" Well, because no one dared.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, this is just to tease you, and it's not a big deal. Let's settle it peacefully, peacefully." Gu Nanming was a little flustered, he was afraid of fighting with Ye Fanyu, but this would happen for real It's definitely not Gu Nanming's guess.
"Say you're a pig, tell me quickly!" Ye Fanyu burst out suddenly, Gu Nanming looked confused, what, what's wrong, why am I going to be a pig! ?Pork is so valuable these days, it seems that calling yourself a pig is not a loss, Gu Nanming is balancing his heart like this.
"I'm a pig, I'm a pig, okay." Then he blurted out, and this time it was Ye Fanli who smiled, which is too interesting, but the elder brother's deterrent effect is stronger, now Ye Fanyu is satisfied, especially I don't force anything, that's enough, after all, I can't rub my brother-in-law on the ground, it would be embarrassing to spread it, and domestic violence and disharmony must never happen, otherwise this No. [-] civilized family will fly away.
Gu Nanming looked at Ye Fanli with an embarrassing face, Ye Fanyu didn't even smile, his own silly wife laughed like this, he couldn't bear the cruel blow of the facts, it was too sad.How could Ye Fanyu laugh? This is something he was angry about. A serious attitude is the right attitude.
Ye Fanyu looked at his watch: "It's almost done. Let's talk about it next time if you have any questions. I'll go first. Lin Lin is still waiting for me. You young couple, pay attention to yourself." After speaking, Ye Fanyu left without looking back. Li Ye let out a sigh, expressing that he had listened to his brother's words, but in fact he hadn't.
Han Zi spent a long time trying to get Ye Fanyu onto the sofa downstairs: "Oh, why isn't it heavy at all, is it because you eat too little?" Han Zi thinks she can accept this weight, but she doesn't know Why does it feel that it doesn't feel like the weight that this man should have, shouldn't it be very heavy?
At this moment, when Han Zi was thinking about these messy questions, his doorbell rang.Han Zi was shocked for a moment, then tidied up his appearance, and planned to open the door, because the door was destined to be opened, and those who should come will come, there is no essential difference between earlier and later.
As soon as Han Zi opened the door, he saw Ye Fanli standing in front of him in a hurry, and then Ye Fanli froze when he saw Han Zi.
what?Why is this woman, why is my brother at her house, and where is my brother? ?Can't you lose your virginity? After Ye Fanli saw Han Zi sneaking up on Ye Fanyu's bed in his home last time, now he doesn't have any affection for Han Zi, and it's Han Zi who has been keeping vigilant, not because he is afraid of Han Zi. Anyway, Ye Fanli feels that this woman has no ability to fight against him, but this stupid old man is different. In some respects, he is straighter than a steel plate except in thinking ability. , not so neat when playing tricks with women.After all, good men don't fight women, Ye Fanyu has always upheld this attitude.
Ye Fanyu was just about to speak, but Han Zi took a step ahead: "Since you are here, take your brother away quickly, if no one helps you carry him, he may not be able to leave for a while, you can wait here for him to wake up. "Han Zi still had that haughty look when she said this, and she didn't intend to let go of her arrogance that she felt superior to others.This woman is still stubborn, Ye Fanli thought so in his heart, but he didn't intend to argue with her too much, but Ye Fanli, as a standard little clever ghost, in order not to make Han Zi feel better, then some words It must be said, after all, if you don't let me have a good time, I won't let you have a good time either.
"Hey, since my brother is asleep, why do you call me over? Just let my brother live in your house. Anyway, when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will leave naturally. You don't need to say a word Yes, but I still want to thank Miss Han Zi for reminding me to take my brother home, I am also afraid that my brother will be bullied, thank you so much, I will take him away now." Ye Fanyu said this Sometimes I have a hippie smile on my face, as if saying that I didn't do it on purpose, my sister shouldn't mind at all, it's useless for you to mind.
Han Zi clearly understood the meaning of the words, but what could she do? She had nothing to do, because Ye Fanli's articulation was so good, he didn't say a word wrong, and he didn't find any loopholes. If Han Zi is now arguing with Ye Fanli, it is just his narrow-mindedness and lack of tolerance. If Ye Fanli catches this point and spreads it, it will be Han Zi who will have a hard time in the future, because Her reputation has taken a turn for the worse.
"Nan Ming, come and help me carry it." After Ye Fanli said this, Han Zi immediately moved away from the door, and then she realized Gu Nanming's name, seeing Gu Nanming walking in from the door, Han Zi wanted to immediately Lowering his head, Gu Nanming walked in and smiled slightly at Han Zi, who could only smile back in embarrassment.
Just now Gu Nanming didn't come to the door. The man didn't see it and thought that Ye Fanli was the only one coming. He didn't expect that he was still in the background, which was too scary.
"Why does this guy sleep so lifelessly, like a pig." Gu Nanming watched Ye Fanyu make such remarks.
"Okay, you bastard, you're going to die when I go out, take advantage of your grandpa and me while I'm asleep, that's fine, you brat, you're my brother-in-law is amazing." Ye Fanyu cursed in his heart, But his face was still expressionless, Ye Fanyu thought that he was pretending to be watertight.But Gu Nanming had actually seen that he was pretending to be asleep, so he planned to take advantage of him.
"Okay, stop talking, and help me carry it." Ye Fanli urged, she wanted to quickly take her idiot brother out of this place of right and wrong, but fortunately, Ye Fanli, this stupid sister, hasn't found out that Ye Fanyu is pretending to sleep , I was still worried about whether my brother lost his virginity.Gu Nanming shook his shoulders, and obediently came over to help Ye Fanli. After all, his wife was the biggest, and he was too embarrassed to resist. After all, he couldn't bear to refuse the lady's request, let alone his own wife.
Han Zi just stood there without saying a word, she was afraid that Gu Nanming would suddenly think of something, because according to the current situation, Gu Nanming probably didn't recognize who she was, which meant that she was still safe now, but it might not be safe Well, Han Zi thought about going upstairs, anyway, there is nothing coveted downstairs, and she didn't leave anything behind.
"Then take your time, I'm going upstairs first, please close the door when you leave." Han Zi said this, with the same tone and attitude that he had always had for a long time. Ye Fanli was really upset when he heard it, but There was no reply, she now felt that talking nonsense with this woman was a waste of time, so Han Zi had to go upstairs leisurely, Gu Nanming didn't look at anything, so he still didn't notice that Han Zi now has this In the heart of having escaped a catastrophe, 3 minutes passed.Han Zi heard the heavy closing of the door downstairs, and then raised his head, making sure that they were all gone, so he was relieved.I'm going to go to the balcony to observe. I don't know if she is observing Ye Fanyu or Gu Nanming to ensure that he will not come back. Now that Han Zi only needs to meet Gu Nanming, the possibility of her being recognized will be greater. After such a long time, she never dared to do it again.She will absolutely never let this happen.
Ye Fanyu thought that Han Zi would be watching from the balcony, so he pretended not to wake up.Gu Nanming suddenly opened his mouth and said: "Okay, don't pretend, do you think I can't see it, I don't want to do free labor for you." This sentence was whispered, enough for the three of them to hear the decibels, Only then did Ye Fanyu open his eyes, and slowly opened his mouth and said, "Keep looking up, Han Zi must be watching from the balcony, do you want me to reveal my secrets, then how will I live in the future, can you use your brain first?" , You are going to kill me." Ye Fanyu wanted to complain more, but he was also afraid that Gu Nanming would quit suddenly, so he didn't continue talking. As soon as Ye Fanyu finished speaking, Gu Nanming looked back a little, and it really didn't matter. As expected, Han Zi was on the balcony, looking at the three of them, for some reason Gu Nanming also felt a little creepy.
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you this time, this woman is really scary, she really is watching." When Gu Nanming said this, he felt a little unacceptable.Only Ye Fanli didn't say a word, Gu Nanming looked at her and felt that something was wrong.
In fact, Ye Fanli was just thinking that Gu Nanming really didn't realize that her brother was pretending to be asleep, it's unscientific.She couldn't even see it herself.Seeing Ye Fanli's serious face, Gu Nanming thought something important was about to happen.
Gu Nanming and Ye Fanli lifted him to a dead corner and put him down. Ye Fanyu didn't move immediately, but the three of them stood on the ground and booed each other. In fact, there were a lot of problems. I just didn't know who would speak first, but I absolutely can't move now. , We have to wait for Han Zi to stop watching their tracks completely. It is estimated that five to 10 minutes will be enough.
Ye Fanli saw that the two of them were silent, so he spoke up first: "Brother, why are you at Han Zi's house? Hurry up and confess, be lenient and resist strictness, and be honest." What Ye Fanli said and the interrogation It's the same as a prisoner, except that this prisoner's treatment is a bit too good. This is carried and covered, and he is a criminal who has just been robbed from prison, so it is quite valuable.
Ye Fanyu thought about whether he should answer this question, and then he decided it was better not to tell Ye Fanli, in case she messed up the matter again, who would be responsible, Ye Fanyu would be responsible, and he would always be responsible.
"I just wanted to come here suddenly, and then I suddenly wanted to leave, so I drank some wine and pretended to be drunk. Does this prevent you from picking me up, small problem, small problem." Ye Fanyu scratched his head. Fan Li's eyes flashed.
"This problem is still small. Look at what clothes Han Zi is wearing. I guess you don't pretend to be sleeping. You may lose your virginity. It depends on you." Speaking of this, Gu Nanming laughed, but he didn't dare to laugh. It was too loud, Ye Fanyu took a look at him, and suddenly jumped up, because thinking of what Gu Nanming did just now, was it a human thing?
Ye Fanyu gently pushed Gu Nanming's shoulder, Gu Nanming understood and suppressed his laughter, which was really uncomfortable.
"I don't dare to lose my virginity, she doesn't have the ability, trust your brother." Ye Fanyu knew that his face was bright, and what he told was as true as it was. If it were made into a story, it would be absolutely wonderful.Ye Fanli didn't ask any more questions.
Then Gu Nanming saw that the two of them had stopped talking and just about to speak, Ye Fanyu took the first step: "You bastard, you took advantage of me just now, why are you fighting?" Well, because no one dared.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, this is just to tease you, and it's not a big deal. Let's settle it peacefully, peacefully." Gu Nanming was a little flustered, he was afraid of fighting with Ye Fanyu, but this would happen for real It's definitely not Gu Nanming's guess.
"Say you're a pig, tell me quickly!" Ye Fanyu burst out suddenly, Gu Nanming looked confused, what, what's wrong, why am I going to be a pig! ?Pork is so valuable these days, it seems that calling yourself a pig is not a loss, Gu Nanming is balancing his heart like this.
"I'm a pig, I'm a pig, okay." Then he blurted out, and this time it was Ye Fanli who smiled, which is too interesting, but the elder brother's deterrent effect is stronger, now Ye Fanyu is satisfied, especially I don't force anything, that's enough, after all, I can't rub my brother-in-law on the ground, it would be embarrassing to spread it, and domestic violence and disharmony must never happen, otherwise this No. [-] civilized family will fly away.
Gu Nanming looked at Ye Fanli with an embarrassing face, Ye Fanyu didn't even smile, his own silly wife laughed like this, he couldn't bear the cruel blow of the facts, it was too sad.How could Ye Fanyu laugh? This is something he was angry about. A serious attitude is the right attitude.
Ye Fanyu looked at his watch: "It's almost done. Let's talk about it next time if you have any questions. I'll go first. Lin Lin is still waiting for me. You young couple, pay attention to yourself." After speaking, Ye Fanyu left without looking back. Li Ye let out a sigh, expressing that he had listened to his brother's words, but in fact he hadn't.
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