Private pet star wife
Chapter 140 Playground Photos
The dumplings didn't notice her anger at all, they were still immersed in the various stalls.
"I, I'm not his daughter! You pervert! Don't try to take advantage of me!" The little woman ran away violently, yelling at her trembling shoulders with a livid face.
The stall owner glanced at the angry little woman strangely, and said aggrievedly, "Kid, be careful, the little hamster will be scared by you..."
"I don't want a hamster! Take it away!" If she married at the marriageable age, her children would be older than the dumplings, and now she would be mistaken for Eaton's daughter. Suddenly, her good mood would be kicked to the sky, little woman Pulling his face, he pushed away the hamster handed over by the vendor, but Eaton took it over.
"Sorry, my daughter has a bad temper." The man made up the knife.
"You dare to say that again, do you believe that I kicked your balls?!"
"Whether you will kick my balls or not, I don't know, but I know, if you continue to show your teeth and claws at my daddy, I will definitely spank your ass."
"you!"
"Sister, come quickly, there are goldfish catchers too." As soon as she showed her sharp claws, she was dragged down by the dumplings to the stall next door.
The little woman leaned over slightly, and saw a lovely girl reflected on the water, especially wearing a headband with Mickey ears on her head, which was even more playful!
"Yeah?" She touched herself. Could it be that she looks like this now? !
"She, she, she turned out to be me?!"
Seeing her surprised face, the group had already gotten used to her childlike face, so they naturally said, "Sister, what's wrong with you? Don't you even recognize yourself?"
"Sister must be joking..." Xiao Taozi comforted Xiao Lizi, took the fishing net from the vendor and started fishing.
Dead pervert!He must have done it on purpose!In order to see her make a fool of himself, he even bought this thing for her!
She didn't suffer from the silent master, picked up the wreath from the stall and quickly put it on the man's head!
"Daddy, you look so handsome!" The big man with a beautiful garland, although out of place, but his good looks, instead attracted the curious eyes of the surrounding people, and some even secretly took pictures.
"Hehe..." Yi Dun whispered to Ye Xixia with an embarrassed low smile, "We will settle this account when we go back!"
"Daddy, did you say you like this wreath very much?"
A smug smile appeared on the face of the little woman pretending to be stupid, and the peddler played tricks against his conscience in order to attract business, "Buy one if you like it! The wreath really matches Mr., after Mr. wears this wreath, he is more handsome and more handsome than before." It's manly~"
"Okay," the little woman glanced at the black-faced man, "then buy one for Daddy."
Before entering the garden, the two began to fall in love and kill each other. One wore a cute headband and the other had a flirty wreath on his head. Only the dumplings had a great time playing.
"Oh, it's not fun at all. Why didn't I catch a small fish after fishing for so long?" After struggling for a long time, Xiao Li still found nothing.
"Lizi, come on, we will succeed." Xiao Taozi was also sweating profusely, clenched her fists with her powdered apple face.
The black-faced man squinted, and the peddler was happily taking the fish fee from the dumpling again!
"Kids, go ahead and fish, no matter how much you get, it's all yours!"
Such a good business, of course, can't slip away easily!
Complacent, the peddler glanced at Yi Dun's cold face inadvertently, and was taken aback for a moment, seeing the man hook his fingers at him, and he naturally moved his head towards him.
"Do you know how long we spent here with you?" the man asked coldly, "46 minutes and... 50 seconds."
"Children..." The peddler groaned in embarrassment, and when he saw Eaton pulling out a wad of banknotes, his eyes were straightened.
"Do you know how to do it?"
"I, I understand!"
The peddler hurriedly replaced the dumplings with big fishing nets, and this time the catch was right. In the blink of an eye, a pool of goldfish was all packed in two big boxes.
The fish in the pond was gone, but the peddler happily shouted at the leaving figure, "Guest, come again next time~!"
Finally, after staying outside the park for more than an hour, the four entered the park smoothly.
The man took all the things as a matter of course, and when Little Taozi wanted to reach out, Eaton couldn't move his hand at all.
"Hey," Ye Xixia laughed dryly, teasing in a low voice, "Who told you to buy all the fish in the pond just now, it's your own fault."
It turned out that she had seen all his little movements just now.
Originally, she thought she would continue to sit on the sidelines, but Ye Xixia volunteered to share a fish box for him, and now he finally has a hand to hold the dumpling.
"Don't get me wrong, you made them so happy, and I can't disappoint." So, she didn't want to help him!
At the edge of the fountain at the entrance, the staff who solicited customers to take pictures stopped the four of them from going.
"Four guests, let's take a photo together. Our amusement park has just opened, and we are holding a photo lucky draw. As long as the guests take pictures with the mascot, and then leave a contact number, if you win the prize, we will contact you as soon as possible. Your."
"What's the prize?" When the dumplings heard about the prize, their round eyes gleamed.
"The grand prize is an island tour for six days and five nights."
"Not interested." Ye Xixia pulled the dumpling, but the dumpling looked at her pitifully.
"Sister... Let's take a photo together... Uncle... okay...?"
"You want to go to the island?" the little woman asked. "Anyway, Grandpa's private jet has been useless for a long time. If you want to go, you can go anytime and anywhere."
"Boring..." Xiao Taozi pursed her lips.
"Hehe..." The staff was sweating profusely, and they always took private jets when they went out. Of course, they didn't care about their prizes. However, his task was to solicit customers to take pictures, so he didn't care whether they could get the prizes or not!
"Guest, it's just to take a picture, it won't waste your time too much."
"Sister... Uncle... okay..." This is the first time the four of them have been photographed at the same time, and the group members are of course looking forward to it.
"Hey, okay." She couldn't help them, she asked Eaton, "What about you? Do you want to take a picture or not?"
"Uncle, let's go together..."
Eaton patted Tuanzi's head and nodded in agreement.
"Okay, get ready!"
After the four of them gathered in front of a big radish, the cameraman glanced up and said, "Get closer! No, this dad, can you hold the child in your hands? Or can you sit up high?" .”
"Sit high?" What?Eaton looked bewildered.
"Pfft, let Taozi sit on your neck."
"Okay! I want to sit tall!"
The man raised his arm and placed the peach on his neck properly. After picking up the plum with one hand, the photographer still didn't think it was enough, "Mom, can you get closer? Closer, closer! "
Ye Xixia's ink stains drove the photographer crazy, and the man who was carrying a heavy load simply waved his long arms and embraced her in his arms!Now, the photographer is finally satisfied.
"This mother, if you can smile more..."
The cameraman still feels that it is not perfect enough to take a picture with one hand.
"Stop." The little woman asked the cameraman seriously, "In your eyes, what is the relationship between me and this stinky man?"
"Aren't you husband and wife?"
"Someone said I was his daughter just now, but now you say I'm his wife. Don't you think you all have problems with your eyes?"
Ye Xixia finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"How could you be his daughter?" The photographer looked at countless people, and suddenly found it funny, "Your children are so old, if they are not husband and wife, what are they?"
"Children? You said these two bear children are our children?"
"That's right, you have a mother-child resemblance, mixed-race children are beautiful, one looks like a mother, the other looks like a father..."
"Stop, stop, stop! This is definitely the funniest joke I've ever heard!" Tuanzi was adopted and had no blood relationship with her. How could there be a mother and child portrait of Lao Shizi? !It's only been a few minutes since she came in, and she was misunderstood as a father and daughter, and as a husband and wife. I don't know what to think of her later...
"Forget it, I won't play today, you go and have fun." Originally, she wanted to get closer to him so that she could ask for credits, but now her good mood has been ruined, and she can't even mention any games interested.
After that, she turned around and left. Yi Dun quickly grabbed her with his eyes, glanced at the confused faces of the dumplings and asked, "Do you really want to be like this?"
"You can have fun with the group." After finishing speaking, she turned to Ye Xitao, "Taozi, my sister suddenly remembered that there are important things to do, can I let my uncle play with you later?"
"Sister..." The dumplings looked at the photos in their hands and nodded in disappointment.
"Then I'll go first." The mood suddenly became chaotic, especially when the people in the photo slowly emerged, the strange feeling became more and more obvious.
She doesn't know why this is happening, she just wants to run away!
Along the same road, she subconsciously ran to the parking lot, but found that she had hitchhiked. Just as she turned around, the door of the car on the side opened suddenly, and when she brushed the small fish tank in her hand, the fish tank immediately fell to the ground. scattered all over the place.
"Oops!" She hurriedly cleaned up the little fish on the ground, and when she stretched out her hand, a pair of leather shoes stepped on the little fish that was running around!Suddenly, the little goldfish was trampled to pieces.
"Hehe, miss, you rowed my car, shouldn't you deal with the car problem first?" The woman's sharp voice pierced her ears, and then she trampled several fish to death in front of Ye Xixia!
"You!" She stood up angrily and stared at the woman with heavy makeup.
"Why are you staring! It's just a few dead fishes, how much is it worth?! My car is different, look at you poor, tsk tsk! Can you afford my car?"
The woman with heavy makeup pulled Ye Xixia over and dragged her to the car door.
Just now, because of the woman's sudden opening of the door, the car door hit the fish box, and unfortunately a scratch was drawn on the door.
"How? Can you afford it? However, even if you can't afford it, you have to!"
"How do you ask me to pay?"
The woman with heavy make-up did not expect Ye Xixia to be so calm, she looked at the cheap Ye Xixia with contempt and said, "This is an imported car, and it will take half a year to order the paint, so you can spend 50 yuan first." Bar!"
"What? 50?" You can buy the whole car!
"What? You said you wanted to pay for it. I recorded all the conversations, so you don't want to go back on your word!" The woman with heavy makeup held her phone proudly.
Eaton, who was chasing after him, saw everything in his eyes. He strode forward and hugged the little woman.
"Honey, what happened?" He asked deliberately concerned.
"So you are her husband. You came just in time. Your wife crashed my car."
"I, I'm not his daughter! You pervert! Don't try to take advantage of me!" The little woman ran away violently, yelling at her trembling shoulders with a livid face.
The stall owner glanced at the angry little woman strangely, and said aggrievedly, "Kid, be careful, the little hamster will be scared by you..."
"I don't want a hamster! Take it away!" If she married at the marriageable age, her children would be older than the dumplings, and now she would be mistaken for Eaton's daughter. Suddenly, her good mood would be kicked to the sky, little woman Pulling his face, he pushed away the hamster handed over by the vendor, but Eaton took it over.
"Sorry, my daughter has a bad temper." The man made up the knife.
"You dare to say that again, do you believe that I kicked your balls?!"
"Whether you will kick my balls or not, I don't know, but I know, if you continue to show your teeth and claws at my daddy, I will definitely spank your ass."
"you!"
"Sister, come quickly, there are goldfish catchers too." As soon as she showed her sharp claws, she was dragged down by the dumplings to the stall next door.
The little woman leaned over slightly, and saw a lovely girl reflected on the water, especially wearing a headband with Mickey ears on her head, which was even more playful!
"Yeah?" She touched herself. Could it be that she looks like this now? !
"She, she, she turned out to be me?!"
Seeing her surprised face, the group had already gotten used to her childlike face, so they naturally said, "Sister, what's wrong with you? Don't you even recognize yourself?"
"Sister must be joking..." Xiao Taozi comforted Xiao Lizi, took the fishing net from the vendor and started fishing.
Dead pervert!He must have done it on purpose!In order to see her make a fool of himself, he even bought this thing for her!
She didn't suffer from the silent master, picked up the wreath from the stall and quickly put it on the man's head!
"Daddy, you look so handsome!" The big man with a beautiful garland, although out of place, but his good looks, instead attracted the curious eyes of the surrounding people, and some even secretly took pictures.
"Hehe..." Yi Dun whispered to Ye Xixia with an embarrassed low smile, "We will settle this account when we go back!"
"Daddy, did you say you like this wreath very much?"
A smug smile appeared on the face of the little woman pretending to be stupid, and the peddler played tricks against his conscience in order to attract business, "Buy one if you like it! The wreath really matches Mr., after Mr. wears this wreath, he is more handsome and more handsome than before." It's manly~"
"Okay," the little woman glanced at the black-faced man, "then buy one for Daddy."
Before entering the garden, the two began to fall in love and kill each other. One wore a cute headband and the other had a flirty wreath on his head. Only the dumplings had a great time playing.
"Oh, it's not fun at all. Why didn't I catch a small fish after fishing for so long?" After struggling for a long time, Xiao Li still found nothing.
"Lizi, come on, we will succeed." Xiao Taozi was also sweating profusely, clenched her fists with her powdered apple face.
The black-faced man squinted, and the peddler was happily taking the fish fee from the dumpling again!
"Kids, go ahead and fish, no matter how much you get, it's all yours!"
Such a good business, of course, can't slip away easily!
Complacent, the peddler glanced at Yi Dun's cold face inadvertently, and was taken aback for a moment, seeing the man hook his fingers at him, and he naturally moved his head towards him.
"Do you know how long we spent here with you?" the man asked coldly, "46 minutes and... 50 seconds."
"Children..." The peddler groaned in embarrassment, and when he saw Eaton pulling out a wad of banknotes, his eyes were straightened.
"Do you know how to do it?"
"I, I understand!"
The peddler hurriedly replaced the dumplings with big fishing nets, and this time the catch was right. In the blink of an eye, a pool of goldfish was all packed in two big boxes.
The fish in the pond was gone, but the peddler happily shouted at the leaving figure, "Guest, come again next time~!"
Finally, after staying outside the park for more than an hour, the four entered the park smoothly.
The man took all the things as a matter of course, and when Little Taozi wanted to reach out, Eaton couldn't move his hand at all.
"Hey," Ye Xixia laughed dryly, teasing in a low voice, "Who told you to buy all the fish in the pond just now, it's your own fault."
It turned out that she had seen all his little movements just now.
Originally, she thought she would continue to sit on the sidelines, but Ye Xixia volunteered to share a fish box for him, and now he finally has a hand to hold the dumpling.
"Don't get me wrong, you made them so happy, and I can't disappoint." So, she didn't want to help him!
At the edge of the fountain at the entrance, the staff who solicited customers to take pictures stopped the four of them from going.
"Four guests, let's take a photo together. Our amusement park has just opened, and we are holding a photo lucky draw. As long as the guests take pictures with the mascot, and then leave a contact number, if you win the prize, we will contact you as soon as possible. Your."
"What's the prize?" When the dumplings heard about the prize, their round eyes gleamed.
"The grand prize is an island tour for six days and five nights."
"Not interested." Ye Xixia pulled the dumpling, but the dumpling looked at her pitifully.
"Sister... Let's take a photo together... Uncle... okay...?"
"You want to go to the island?" the little woman asked. "Anyway, Grandpa's private jet has been useless for a long time. If you want to go, you can go anytime and anywhere."
"Boring..." Xiao Taozi pursed her lips.
"Hehe..." The staff was sweating profusely, and they always took private jets when they went out. Of course, they didn't care about their prizes. However, his task was to solicit customers to take pictures, so he didn't care whether they could get the prizes or not!
"Guest, it's just to take a picture, it won't waste your time too much."
"Sister... Uncle... okay..." This is the first time the four of them have been photographed at the same time, and the group members are of course looking forward to it.
"Hey, okay." She couldn't help them, she asked Eaton, "What about you? Do you want to take a picture or not?"
"Uncle, let's go together..."
Eaton patted Tuanzi's head and nodded in agreement.
"Okay, get ready!"
After the four of them gathered in front of a big radish, the cameraman glanced up and said, "Get closer! No, this dad, can you hold the child in your hands? Or can you sit up high?" .”
"Sit high?" What?Eaton looked bewildered.
"Pfft, let Taozi sit on your neck."
"Okay! I want to sit tall!"
The man raised his arm and placed the peach on his neck properly. After picking up the plum with one hand, the photographer still didn't think it was enough, "Mom, can you get closer? Closer, closer! "
Ye Xixia's ink stains drove the photographer crazy, and the man who was carrying a heavy load simply waved his long arms and embraced her in his arms!Now, the photographer is finally satisfied.
"This mother, if you can smile more..."
The cameraman still feels that it is not perfect enough to take a picture with one hand.
"Stop." The little woman asked the cameraman seriously, "In your eyes, what is the relationship between me and this stinky man?"
"Aren't you husband and wife?"
"Someone said I was his daughter just now, but now you say I'm his wife. Don't you think you all have problems with your eyes?"
Ye Xixia finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"How could you be his daughter?" The photographer looked at countless people, and suddenly found it funny, "Your children are so old, if they are not husband and wife, what are they?"
"Children? You said these two bear children are our children?"
"That's right, you have a mother-child resemblance, mixed-race children are beautiful, one looks like a mother, the other looks like a father..."
"Stop, stop, stop! This is definitely the funniest joke I've ever heard!" Tuanzi was adopted and had no blood relationship with her. How could there be a mother and child portrait of Lao Shizi? !It's only been a few minutes since she came in, and she was misunderstood as a father and daughter, and as a husband and wife. I don't know what to think of her later...
"Forget it, I won't play today, you go and have fun." Originally, she wanted to get closer to him so that she could ask for credits, but now her good mood has been ruined, and she can't even mention any games interested.
After that, she turned around and left. Yi Dun quickly grabbed her with his eyes, glanced at the confused faces of the dumplings and asked, "Do you really want to be like this?"
"You can have fun with the group." After finishing speaking, she turned to Ye Xitao, "Taozi, my sister suddenly remembered that there are important things to do, can I let my uncle play with you later?"
"Sister..." The dumplings looked at the photos in their hands and nodded in disappointment.
"Then I'll go first." The mood suddenly became chaotic, especially when the people in the photo slowly emerged, the strange feeling became more and more obvious.
She doesn't know why this is happening, she just wants to run away!
Along the same road, she subconsciously ran to the parking lot, but found that she had hitchhiked. Just as she turned around, the door of the car on the side opened suddenly, and when she brushed the small fish tank in her hand, the fish tank immediately fell to the ground. scattered all over the place.
"Oops!" She hurriedly cleaned up the little fish on the ground, and when she stretched out her hand, a pair of leather shoes stepped on the little fish that was running around!Suddenly, the little goldfish was trampled to pieces.
"Hehe, miss, you rowed my car, shouldn't you deal with the car problem first?" The woman's sharp voice pierced her ears, and then she trampled several fish to death in front of Ye Xixia!
"You!" She stood up angrily and stared at the woman with heavy makeup.
"Why are you staring! It's just a few dead fishes, how much is it worth?! My car is different, look at you poor, tsk tsk! Can you afford my car?"
The woman with heavy makeup pulled Ye Xixia over and dragged her to the car door.
Just now, because of the woman's sudden opening of the door, the car door hit the fish box, and unfortunately a scratch was drawn on the door.
"How? Can you afford it? However, even if you can't afford it, you have to!"
"How do you ask me to pay?"
The woman with heavy make-up did not expect Ye Xixia to be so calm, she looked at the cheap Ye Xixia with contempt and said, "This is an imported car, and it will take half a year to order the paint, so you can spend 50 yuan first." Bar!"
"What? 50?" You can buy the whole car!
"What? You said you wanted to pay for it. I recorded all the conversations, so you don't want to go back on your word!" The woman with heavy makeup held her phone proudly.
Eaton, who was chasing after him, saw everything in his eyes. He strode forward and hugged the little woman.
"Honey, what happened?" He asked deliberately concerned.
"So you are her husband. You came just in time. Your wife crashed my car."
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