Mr. President is too paranoid

"Hey, it's downstairs, hiccup? Come on, bring a basket of beer here, I'm going to be with me today, hiccup, what kind of girl, don't get drunk, don't go home, what? Ask me How did I know your phone number? Stupid, didn’t there be a message at the door? Hurry up, it’s not that I won’t give you money, hiccup.”

Ye Xin didn't say anything about her only best friend's request to continue drinking, but directly took out her mobile phone and called the number downstairs.Don't look at Ye Xin's rough and heartless appearance in normal times, but after receiving An Yan's call, she has already realized that she must be destined to get drunk today, so, When she went downstairs to buy beer, she just took care of herself and wrote down the store phone number hanging by the door.

Not long after, she heard a knock on the door. Ye Xin hiccupped and stopped An Yan from standing up to open the door. After all, although Ye Xin said she was drunk, she still understood it very well. .Knowing that An Yan drank more than her, and was more drunk than her.

Everyone drinks alcohol, and when he is drunk, he actually understands in his heart, but no matter how he understands in his heart, your reason cannot control yourself, that is to say, why do you have sex after drinking? , Impulse after drinking, fighting after drinking, etc. Such things happened.

Ye Xin was wobbly. Although her walking posture was wobbly, she was still able to walk in a straight line. When she came to the door, she opened the door and saw the boss and the young man named Xiao Liu. Carrying a basket of beer.Ye Xin giggled, and just as she was about to speak, a gust of air rose from her solitude, and it sprayed directly on the faces of the boss and Xiao Liu.

"Hi-oh, this puff of breath is so comfortable. Hey, two big brothers, move into the house quickly, I warn you two, I'm not drunk yet, after coming in, don't look around Be careful, I will yell at you for molesting!" Ye Xin tried hard to open her hazy eyes, and kept talking.

The boss and Xiao Liu held their breath very calmly, and gently fanned the air in front of their faces with their hands.The two looked at each other, seeing the helplessness in each other's eyes.It seems that they can see what is said in the eyes of the other party, hey, Xiao Liu, this is not drunk?That's right, boss, didn't you smell it? The smell of alcohol sprayed on my face just now almost didn't make me drunk.

With each other's strength, the two moved the basket of beer into the room. The two quickly took a look at the situation in the room. The first thing they saw was a pile of empty beer bottles. , just saw An Yan sitting crookedly on the bed.

"Hi--that's enough for you two, since the beer has already been delivered, why don't you go out quickly, do you want me to yell Fei--Li?" Ye Xin staggered against the wall, very Dissatisfied.

The boss and Xiao Liu looked at each other helplessly, and then hurriedly left the room.After the door behind them was closed, the two of them had to prepare. But at this moment, the boss' expression suddenly changed, and he glared at Xiao Liu.

Xiao Liu felt this glaring look, which made him feel inexplicable, and looked at the boss innocently.This innocent look made the boss almost vomit, and he stretched out his hand and hit Xiao Liu hard on the head.Then he said disdainfully: "You are not that cute girl, why are you pretending to be innocent? Do you know why I glared at you and hit you on the head just now?"

Xiao Liu nodded honestly, and then suddenly noticed that the boss was about to raise his hand, and hurriedly realized that he had made a mistake in expressing himself, so he shook his head hastily.

"Xiao Liu, when we came out just now, did we forget to ask for the basket of beer money for that girl? Xiao Liu, if the basket of beer money doesn't come out, then this loophole is up to you If you make up for it, it will be deducted from your salary for this month."

"What? Boss, you can't do this. You are the boss. I'm just an ordinary and honest porter. How can you do this?" After hearing this, Xiao Liu suddenly became unhappy.Are you kidding me, you are the boss, isn't it your boss's own business to collect money?

The boss sighed, turned his head to look at the tightly closed door, and sighed: "Xiao Liu, even if you knock on the door now, you can't open it. The two girls in the room don't know if they are What is going crazy, they are already drunk, probably they can't hear your knock on the door at all, so, Xiao Liu, you accept your fate, the money for this basket of beer will come from your salary Deduction, all right, let's go."

Afterwards, the two listened to "An'an, I'm having a drink.", "No, no, Xinxin, I'm having a hiccup—a bottle!" from the door, the two people shook their heads at each other, and then Going downstairs, after going downstairs, I still faintly heard that Xiao Liu was struggling to beg for the money that was deducted from him.

In the room, Ye Xin, who just touched a beer bottle, tilted her head and tried hard to think about something, but no matter what Ye Xin thought, she couldn't figure out what she was going to do just now.Seeing Ye Xin's anxious look that he couldn't think about, An Yan patted Ye Xin's little head.

"I'm talking about Xinxin, what are you belching for?" An Yan's voice interrupted Ye Xin's thoughts. On that cute little face, the tightly furrowed eyebrows made the whole cute little face, Suddenly it turned into a bitter face.

"An'an, I seem to have forgotten something when I asked the boss to bring the beer, but no matter how I think about it, I can't figure out what I want to do?" Ye Xin was very distressed When he got up, the little face that had turned into a bitter face wrinkled even more.

"Hi-ha, Xinxin, what are you thinking about so much, come on, come on, let's continue to burp-drink!" An Yan squinted at that cute little face, and stretched out his hand with a smile , just squeezed Ye Xin's little face, then took out two bottles of beer, opened them one after another, and handed Ye Xin a bottle.

Ye Xin nodded, forget it, since she can't think of what to do, then don't think about it, the only thing she can do today is to get drunk with her good sisters and girlfriends Fangxiu.Thinking of this, he took the beer that An Yan handed over, and after touching An Yan, he looked like a scholar An Yan. He pointed the mouth of the beer bottle at his mouth that he was trying to open, and started It poured down the throat.

As the two girls, who were already drunk and crazy, hugged each other and lay on the bed, the whole room suddenly became quiet and peaceful.Under the bed, it has become a complete mess. The missing beer drink has soaked a large area of ​​the ground at this time, and the whole room is full of the pungent smell of beer.Two drunken girls, my arm is pressing on your chest, your thigh is covering my waist, hugging each other.

"Woo, mom, it hurts, I want to drink water." For a long time, as the sun set and the moon rose, Ye Xin meowed among the two girls hugging each other, and then moaned Today, I opened my eyes, and after I opened my eyes, there were bursts of pain in my forehead.

"Woo——, it hurts, my head hurts, An An, wake up, wake up." Ye Xin rubbed her messy head with one hand, and stretched out the other hand, shaking An Yan.However, unexpectedly, under Ye Xin's shaking, An Yan just rolled over, turned his back to Ye Xin, and continued to fall asleep.

Ye Xin's face suddenly became disappointed, and he murmured: "Well, An'an, I wanted to wake you up and make your head hurt with me, but you slept easily, woo, where is there water? My throat is so dry." Ye Xin reluctantly climbed up from the bed, just got out of bed, kicked the scattered empty beer bottles on the ground, and suddenly, a series of clanging sounds rang out.

Ye Xin began to look for water everywhere, but there was nothing on the ground except a large pile of empty beer bottles.However, Ye Xin was lucky. On the bedside, Ye Xin finally found half of the mineral water bottle.Regardless of whether it was what An Yan drank, he unscrewed the lid at once, and all of it went into his stomach in one breath.

After letting out a sigh of relief, Ye Xin raised her hand and threw out the empty mineral water bottle.The burning throat finally relieved a lot, as if a dry desert has received a rain, this feeling is very comfortable.

Ye Xin took a look at An Yan who was still sleeping, shook her head involuntarily, moaned and put An Yan into the correct sleeping position, took off her coat, and took off herself. Suddenly, two charming little white rabbits appeared in the room.

Ye Xin yawned, meowed, and then lay down on the bed. She was still very considerate, and covered herself and An Yan with a thin blanket. Not long after, Ye Xin fell into a deep sleep among.Maybe it's because Ye Xin was still in a daze when she woke up just now, so she didn't smell the pungent beer smell in the room at all.

Soon, the room returned to calm and serenity. The only difference was that the room changed from two crazy girls to two charming little white rabbits.