Diary of a Maid: Please Be Safe, Master Devil

Beauty comes first, no matter where Mu Nan turns, there will always be such a moving scenery in his sight.

The ancients said: Food and sex are also sex.

Mu Xiaonan children's shoes comforted himself, since he is willing to take off his clothes in front of you, he is shameless, what do you want your face for?You just have to face it squarely.If you can't escape, just enjoy it, just watch a free beauty show, as long as there is no nosebleed, anything is acceptable.

Mu Nan recited the "Meditation Mantra" silently in his heart, and at the same time took a wet handkerchief to wipe the young master's body.Wiping, waving his paws, the shyness disappeared, his eyes came up, Mu Nan's temper burst out, and he kept nagging:
"Arm up, yes, that's it."

"Hey, what are you moving? You're ticklish."

"Hey, I haven't seen you exercising. Your muscles are so developed. Did you have some kind of surgery?"

"Wow, it turns out that Young Master Gu's itchy flesh is here, hehehe~"

Gu Yuze realized that it was a huge mistake to let Mu Nan wait for him to take a bath.Before, I thought that Mu Nan would be shy, coy, and like a little girl.Only now do I know that the symptom of being shy for a while is shamelessness.

The boy's fluffy hair moved with her movements, and occasionally brushed against the skin, itching and numb, like feathers passing through her heart, causing inexplicable throbbing.

The wet veil brushed over her body, inadvertently touching her warm hand, and a strange feeling rose.

Gu Yuze somehow remembered that incident again, Mu Nan likes men. ． ．This idea took root in my mind, not only took root, but with the growth of time, it tended to grow into a towering tree.

An idea popped up.

"Don't take off your shorts?" Gu Yuze raised his eyebrows evilly, as expected, he saw the attentive little slave's action of pressing acupuncture points and seemed to stop, his eyeballs dangling all around, like a guilty fox cub, so cute.

"No need, just wipe it casually, the shorts are not in the way." Mu Nan swallowed, his heart pounding.In fact, after so many years of pretending to be a man, she has seen everything she should have seen and picked up everything she should have done, but for some reason, she, who has always been bold and unscrupulous, has been cowardly and shy in front of Gu Yuze.

She secretly glanced at the pair of gray shorts, and felt that she was too pure, so pure that she was shameless.

"Staying in bed for a few days, covered in sweat, as an assistant, you can't do such things as scrubbing Ben Shao's body?" Gu Yuze likes to see Mu Nan's awkward appearance, which can often arouse his bad nerves.

Mu Nan stretched out his hand hesitantly. Countless things rolled in his heart. Isn't it just a pair of shorts?Just pick it up, men are not the same!

With a stern face, the ears are quietly red, and an expression of death.The black and white eyes were blurred in the mist, and they looked very handsome and cute.

This kind of Mu Nan is completely different from his usual domineering and invincible style.The corners of Gu Yuze's lips curled up, and laughter came out of his throat.

Mu Nan heard someone's nasty laughter, as if barbecue salt had been sprinkled on the wound, and he was angry and displeased.Jun's face was stern, and he threw the wet handkerchief on him, and said viciously: "It's okay if I make a mistake, but next time Gu Shaoyan wants to talk to me, I still have to go!"

Ma Liuer left and slammed the bathroom door shut.

Gu Yuze took off the wet handkerchief from his shoulders, raised his eyebrows, and raised his thin lips for a long time.

His greatest pleasure now is to tease this little fox cub, watching his emotions vividly displayed on that little face that gets more interesting the more he looks at it.How could there be such an interesting person in this world?Even if it's a little pampering, it's not a problem.

After thinking about it, Eldest Young Master Gu wiped his body leisurely, thinking about how to be funny next time.

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Mu Nan escaped from the bathroom, his little heart was still beating.

Gu Yuze's monstrous face was still in front of his eyes, swaying like a fly, Mu Nan wished he could kill this annoying fly with insecticide.

Strange, when did her skin become so thin?I can't even take off my shorts.
Mu Nan ran to the corner of the hospital corridor, took out his mobile phone, clicked a few buttons, and called his buddies far away.

"Hey———who is it? You keep people from sleeping in the middle of the night." Jiang Xiaochun's drowsy voice floated over, and Mu Nan looked out the window. The sun in the Shenghua Financial District was just right in the afternoon, and it seemed that China was still midnight.

Mu Nan cleared his throat, coughed dryly, and said, "Who can it be? You buddy, I'll let you go, don't go to sleep, I have something to ask you."

"Don't worry, Aunt Nan is in good health. Yesterday she won seventeen games in a row in mahjong, and her frowns disappeared from her smile." Jiang Xiaochun hugged the pillow, half-closed his sleepy eyes, yawned and was about to hang up the phone.

Mu Nan hurriedly stopped her: "No, I understand my mother's situation. The little nurse in the hospital even broadcast live broadcast of her playing mahjong last night——I wanted to ask some other questions."

"Ask, I'm sleepy—"

Mu Nan drew circles on the balcony with his left finger, his eyes fluttered uncomfortably, and asked in a low voice, "If you are a man, and another man blocked the bullet for you in order to protect you, why is that?"

"Nonsense, I, Jiang Xiaochun, was originally a man—" Jiang Xiaochun cursed, then suddenly woke up, sat up from the bed, holding the phone and asked anxiously, "Fuck, bullet? Did something happen to you? Are you dead? I told you at the beginning, don’t be a bad assistant and shoot bullets. Do you think it’s Infernal Affairs or making a movie? There are generally many scumbags in the upper class. Compared with others, your bad character can be regarded as kind! "

Seeing that Comrade Jiang Xiaochun was about to start his chattering trick, Mu Nan hurriedly interrupted his explanation: "Stop it! No, I'll just use a metaphor. I have nothing wrong with me. I was alive and kicking and I ate three bowls of rice at noon. You Answer my question first!"

Only then did Jiang Xiaochun feel relieved, he slammed his head back on the pillow, thought about adding up his 18 years of IQ, and stroked his chin for a while.

"I think it takes courage to block a bullet. Either the man is an idiot, or the protected person is very important to him."

Mu Nan's heart reached his throat, and he asked more cautiously: "It's very important, what do you mean?"

"Be like a buddy brother, as long as you protect your brother, you will abandon your life." Jiang Xiaochun made an analogy, "For example, when I go out with you, a gangster wants to shoot me, will you help me? Stop bullets?"

Mu Nan replied honestly: "I will visit your grave every year."

Jiang Xiaochun: "Damn it, you kid, be serious—could it be that you are being protected?"

Mu Nan nodded, and said yes in agreement.

Jiang Xiaochun chuckled, staring at the dark ceiling: "If you were protected by someone, then this [very important] would be different. According to my many years of psychological experience in werewolf killing, the person who protects you is probably [-]% of you. I like you, hehehe."

Unkind laughter spread across the ocean, and Mu Nan resisted the urge to smash his phone, unwilling to ask: "Why did you become me, and the very important meaning became like you? A real man."

"Tsk tsk, of course you are a man, but have you ever seen a man as beautiful as you?" Jiang Xiaochun smacked, remembering the sad past, and couldn't help cursing, "You and I grew up wearing a pair of underpants, and we beat you There are countless spring-like flowers around me, and the opposite sex around me is less than the polar bears in Antarctica!! With your little white face, you can eat both men and women, even dogs don’t bite you, you just bite me.”

Mu Nan's pretty face was full of bewilderment.

"Dude, what I mean is, so what if you're a man? There aren't many homosexuals these days?" Jiang Xiaochun smiled unkindly. I have a crush on you~ Don't let Aunt Nan know about this, if she knows that her precious son has found a man to be his wife, you'll want your legs."

Mu Nan snorted in disdain, Gu Yuze likes her?Arabian Nights.

Have you ever seen a lion like a fox?Have you ever seen a devil like a slave?This is not in the same world at all, how can the beast at the top of the food chain fall in love with the little character at the end of the food chain?

What Gu Yuze likes is Bai Ruyun, a scholarly, beautiful and generous swan, not a little slave like her who is indistinguishable from male and female, with parallel lines from front to back.

Jiang Xiaochun knew Mu Nan after all, and when he heard the silence on the other end, his heart suddenly burned with gossip.This trip, my buddy won't be bent, right?Tsk tsk, if the Chinese people know, half of the flowers will be thanked, tears will flow like a Yangtze River, and the nunnery will be overcrowded.

Jiang Xiaochun said slyly: "At your age, it's time to fall in love. If you blush in front of him, have a thin skin occasionally, and know his temper and habits, you are probably on your way."

Mu Nan felt that Jiang Xiaochun was reincarnated wrongly, he should be a gossiping eight-diagram woman, not the youngest son of the outpatient clinic.

"Say so much, it's as if you've been in love before." Mu Nan said to the point, the other end of the phone choked for a moment, and then the overwhelming curse came over.

"XXX, I didn't fall in love, and you didn't think about the reason! Not to mention being beautiful and handsome, but you are also smart! The word treacherous is specially invented for you! You are the culprit in the emperor, and you are in our ah City, who can see me? You better stay in Shenghua well, kid, once you come back, let alone peach blossoms, not even a single weed can look up to me!"

Mu Nan frowned, and kept the phone away from his ears. It was estimated that this buddy would have to scold him for half an hour, so Mu Nan decisively turned off the phone.

Leaning against the wall, he stroked his chin and smacked at the kid's analysis.

She thinks that she should do an experiment.Gu Yuze rescued her once, but she was swayed, it's not good to go on like this!You have to figure out your state of mind quickly so that something doesn't happen.