Diary of a Maid: Please Be Safe, Master Devil

The daily itinerary to go to the Lujia mountain villa for the autumn vacation is already fixed, and no one can make it.The Lujia mountain villa is close to the boundless blue sea on one side, and the bright mountains and forests on the other side can make young lovers spend a happy month.

How could the director's plan to set up a son-in-law so aboveboard escape Gu Yuze's eyes?
Let me ask: Why did Gu Yuze agree to the chairman's invitation and send Mu Nan's fat and greasy braised pork into the Lu family's mouth?
Young Master Gu Tsundere replied: To create opportunities, there are many ways to create opportunities.

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At dusk on Friday, Caucasus was lying lazily sleeping in front of the gate, and a horrible stench glided along the autumn wind, accurately falling into Caucasus's sensitive and moist dog nose.

Caucasus suddenly woke up from the bone dream, raised his head, and ran towards the source of the stench—it wanted to stop the evil smell.

Gu Yuze just walked down the stairs, "Mum Zhang, tomorrow's schedule—"

Before the words could be spoken, the smell of burnt crazily drilled into the nose, thick white smoke floated in the air, and there was a faint sound of the fire alarm.Gu Yuze frowned slightly, and soon discovered that the source of the stench came from the kitchen.
In the kitchen there was still a stern and tragic dog barking. Gu Yuze held his nose and kicked open the door of the kitchen.

The entire cooking room was filled with a mixed and burnt stench, the floor was wet with water from the automatic fire extinguisher, and a black shadow was bouncing around the cooking table amidst the thick smoke.

"Young master? You're here—come to help me find out. Where is the kitchen range hood? I haven't found it after searching for a long time. Cough, cough, cough. It choked me to death."

"Wow~"

After a while, the turbidity in the kitchen was finally cleared, and the powerful range hood finally functioned correctly.The chaos dissipated, and the miserable situation in the whole kitchen was particularly frightening. Mu Nan was wearing dirty white clothes, with a little black stain on his left cheek, and he looked like a matchmaker.She is now standing in front of the cooking table with a dry smile, with a fat black dog lying at her feet, panting heavily.

Gu Yuze folded his hands in front of his chest and asked, "Where's Mama Zhang?"

Mu Nan: "Hey, why don't we go to Lu's villa tomorrow? Mama Zhang is worried that the living conditions there don't meet your high standards, so she specially went with Steward Qian to clean up and adjust."

Gu Yuze looked at the messy cooking table, and the tragic appearance of all kinds of vegetables and meat was particularly glaring: "What are you doing in the kitchen?"

Mu Nan said solemnly, "I want to make fried rice with eggs."

"Egg-fried-rice." Gu Yuze smacked these three words, and saw the egg white and yolk flowing wantonly on the desk, and the egg shell left on the Caucasian dog's mouth.He looked at the dark cooking pot, a first-class cooking pot imported from Germany, made of titanium alloy, and highly resistant to pressure. There was black rice showing a black smile from the uncovered edge.

Is this using your life to make fried rice with eggs?Or are you checking the quality of the cooking utensils?

Looking at Gu Yuze's unpredictable expression, Mu Nan leaned lazily by the door, his chestnut hair trembled slightly, and his chiseled face was full of deep thought.In the chaos, there was actually some erratic and evil beauty. She swallowed, waved her paws and explained, "It's really not my problem. It explodes as soon as it comes, this, this must be the problem of the pot!"

The expensive imported pot from Germany silently took the blame.

Gu Yuze asked: "What's the matter with those dishes?"

He was referring to the bits and pieces of radishes, greens, garlic and even half-cut beef on the cutting board.

Mu Nan laughed dryly, wiped off the black scum on his clothes, and explained solemnly: "There are only eggs and rice in egg fried rice, how boring would it be if the yellow, white, yellow and white ones are so boring? I want to add some green vegetables and carrots, just to adjust the color."

Caucasus grinned in unison, and one person and one dog looked at Gu Yuze innocently. Under the messy background, they seemed to be two victims who had just escaped from the war and famine. Their eyes were full of love for life. desire.

"Actually, don't underestimate me. I still made the finished product." Mu Nan was afraid that Gu Yuze would not be able to do it. He bent down and found a large wooden basin from the ruins. "Black Mountain" framed by egg fried rice.

Mu Nan took out a large spoon and slowly dug up the burnt "Black Mountain" while explaining: "Although the outside looks a bit ugly, the egg fried rice inside must be of normal color! If you don't believe me, I'll dig it out for you." look."

Gu Yuze watched the show from the sidelines, quietly watching Mu Nan pretending to be aggressive.

He loves admiring every expression on Mu Nan's face, it is always so lively and attracts his attention anytime, anywhere.People can't help but want to touch and tease.

Seeing the scenery in the basin, Mu Nan said dumbly, "I'll go, what's going on? Where did you get the black charcoal?"

Unwilling to turn over again, dig carefully.

"No, why don't you have any good food?"

"Eighty percent is the same principle as Beggar Chicken."

"Oh, yes, yes!"

With a flash in front of his eyes, Mu Nan quickly took out a rice bowl, and dug out the remaining two spoonfuls of "beautiful golden, pure natural and pollution-free" egg fried rice from a pile of black charcoal.

From the corner of the eye, he saw Gu Yuze leaning against the wall, his eyes full of jokes, and Mu Nan suddenly felt sullen, it was the anger of being underestimated.

"Burn most of my kitchen and get this little stuff?"

"Although there are few things, they are delicious. Caucasus, don't you think so? It's better than some people who don't even know how to use a kitchen knife, and don't even know how to use a pot to cook~"

"Wang Wang Wang?"

Mu Nan dug some egg fried rice with a small spoon, and kicked Caucasus with his toes: "Open your mouth, why don't you prove it to Gu Yuze!"

Beautiful little silver spoon, beautiful golden egg fried rice, beautiful white hands—no, the Caucasian dog was dumbfounded, why did it see the silver spoon turning black?

The moment Caucasus was in a daze, Mu Nan had already stuffed the egg fried rice into its open dog mouth.

"Look, the Caucasus is good to eat!" Mu Nan waved his paw triumphantly, and gave Gu Yuze a provocative look: Great experiments need to pay a price, so the price of a kitchen is relatively small.

Mu Nan hadn't finished chattering when Caucasus suddenly turned his dog's eyes upside down, opened his mouth wide, whimpered twice in pain, the whites of his eyes turned upwards, and fell precariously to the ground, splashing eggshells and vegetable leaves all over the floor.

Mu Nan: .
Gu Yuze held his forehead.

Mu Nan seldom cooks, and deeply abides by the supreme truth of "a hypocrite stays away from the kitchen".So the kitchens she passed were either full of food, or the ingredients were barren.
After finally urging the sad Caucasus to vomit, Mu Nan took a deep breath, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to tidy up the kitchen to make amends. Gu Yuze glanced at Caucasus who fled staggeringly, and said, "You still want to cause secondary damage to the kitchen?"

"What?"

"With your handicapped ability, do you plan to demolish the kitchen later?"

Mu Nan's eyelids moved, and he had the cheek to excuse himself.Gu Yuze's finger suddenly fell on the left cheek, and the warm fingertips touched it, and Mu Nan's words immediately stuck in his throat.

He was tall, bent slightly, rubbing his fingers on her face, and his steady breathing could be heard so close.

"You, why are you so close?" Mu Nan looked away in embarrassment, she always felt that Gu Yuze would always approach her in a vaguely intimate manner.For example, help her straighten her sleeves in a serious manner, speak a poisonous tongue in a serious manner, and pull her hand to cross the road in a serious manner
Gu Yuze scolded coldly, and moved his fingers away, leaving a small black stain on his index finger.He wiped his dirty fingers on the clothes on Mu Nan's arm in disgust, and said in disgust, "How dirty is your face? It's ugly."

Mu Nan: I rely on it.

As a tomboy who once had a "secret love" for Gu Yuze, Mu Nan was a bit psychologically shadowed and guilty.Gu Yuze is actually nothing special, a little bit handsome, a little tall, a little bit bad, if the devil teases her a little bit, she, a little slave, will easily be distracted.

This is a very bad smell.

Hey, I'm really out of my mind.He didn't think much about other people's normal behavior. In his eyes, you are just like everyone else.Don't take Gu Yuze's unintentional intimacy as a booster for your heartbeat to speed up. In the future, Gu Yuze will not pay for you if you have a heart attack, let alone prepare a coffin for you and offer incense sticks during the New Year's festival!
Mu Nan shook his head, throwing away his muddled thoughts.

She had no idea that Lord Demon was really blatantly molesting the little slave. She had long been the devil's meal.

"Kitchen, I'll send the Special Guard explosion-proof team to deal with it, you go clean up first—" Gu Yuze had seen enough of the show, and when he was about to end, he caught sight of Mu Nan carefully putting the last two spoonfuls of egg fried rice on a wooden table. In a small lunch box.

It was only then that Gu Yuze discovered something that had been overlooked. Mu Nan, a bastard who can only eat but can't cook, rarely cooks. Who is this egg fried rice for?

Caucasus?
Jiangcheng?

Or is Gu Yuze's thin lips raised, or is he planning to assassinate Gu Yuze?

Gu Yuze thought, if this little slave wasted so much trouble, it was to cook him a meal.Well, he could totally forgive her and even give her a loving hug for encouragement.

Before he had time to ask, the phone in Mu Nan's pocket beeped. Mu Nan held the lunch box in one hand, and answered the phone swiftly with the other: "Here you come? OK, wait at the door, I'll deliver it right away."

Putting down the phone, she turned her head and said to Gu Yuze, "I'll go, I'll be right back."

Gu Yuze rubbed his chin in thought, using my Gu Yuze's kitchen to make fried rice with eggs for other men?Hehe. Without even thinking about it, just follow up and see who is the bold one who dares to order his assistant!
Qingkong House is heavily guarded, and unfamiliar vehicles are not allowed to approach it a few meters outside the door.Mu Nan carried the small lunch box and ran out of the door. There was a dark and bright Ferrari sports car beside the door, and there was a chilly man in black in the car.

Mu Nan braked the car three meters away from the door, and threw the lunch box into the car, and Bai Shan caught it steadily.Stretching out his hand to weigh it, the ice cube face showed no expression: "So little?"

"Damn, half my life was almost bombed, you don't think so?"

The dirty clothes on Mu Nan's body have not been changed, his short hair is in a mess, and there is a black stain on his pretty face, and his black and white eyes stared at Bai Shan angrily: "It's not good for you to ask, you have to ask me Cooking a dish for you, isn't this courting death? Now that the stuff has been made, the grievances between us have been wiped out, and don't let me see you in the future, and you will get sick if you are not sick!"

When Lu Shishi was kidnapped, Baishan took the initiative to tell Mu Nan where he was kidnapped, on condition that Mu Nan agree to a request.

When Mu Nan was ready to go up the knife mountain and down the frying pan to do evil, Bai Shan called on the phone: 【I heard that Chinese men cook a lot and are proficient in cooking. Would you like to cook for me? 】

Thus, there is the glorious deed of Mu Nan burning the kitchen of Qingkong House and not forgetting the contract to make fried rice with eggs.

"There was no poison in the meal, right?" Bai Shan thought of Mu Nan's temper, this kid is not a tool to be played with, he is really a fox with sharp claws.

Mu Nan frowned, thinking of the current situation in the Caucasus, he shook his head resolutely: "Don't worry, people will never die if they eat it! If you don't want to eat, return the lunch box to me!"

After all, he stretched out his palm to ask for it.Naturally, Bai Shan refused to give it, and put the lunch box aside, and from the corner of his eye, he saw the cold-faced man behind the little fox.The eyes of the two met silently in the air, and invisible sparks flew everywhere.

Bai Shan suddenly smiled at Mu Nan: "Thank you, my little fox. I will keep in touch in the future."

Bai Shan hardly ever smiled, even if he pried his mouth with a hammer, he couldn't even pry a smile out.So his rare smile appeared, suddenly earth-shattering.

A smile appeared on Yinglun's handsome and cold face, and Mu Nan suddenly felt a chill creeping up, almost thinking that he had been hit by the rumored smile.

Nima, laughing like a zombie.

Turning around angrily, Gu Yuze's magnified handsome face was in front of him, and he also smiled gently: "Ben Shao asked someone to airlift some fresh ingredients."

Mu Nan murmured, "Young master is so thoughtful, Mama Zhang won't be short of food when she comes back."

Gu Yuze smiled gently and ghostlyly, and slapped Mu Nan on the shoulder, revealing his white silver teeth gloomily: "Little slave, go, make egg fried rice for Ben Shao. If it tastes good, I'll eat it. If it tastes bad, you eat it. "

Mu Nan:? ? ?
Because Mu Nan ruined the young master's kitchen, he is on the weak side both emotionally and rationally.As a last resort, I bit the bullet and ran into the temporary kitchen, and had to prepare things for going to the villa on the mountain tomorrow.

Over there, Baishan was in a good mood. He drove to find a quiet coffee shop, sat down, and curiously opened the lunch box Mu Nan gave him.

The lid was lifted, and a strange smell wafted out.Bai Shan frowned, and saw that the rice grains were white and golden, and the eggs were golden and crispy. They also thoughtfully added radish, greens, and even beef grains. The fried rice with eggs looked pretty good.

"I can't tell, this little fox is still a good cooking material."

Taking out the small silver spoon, Bai Shan dug a spoonful of egg fried rice with the mood of tasting fox meat.

In a good mood, I put a spoonful of egg fried rice into my mouth.

Rice, eggs, and vegetables dance perfectly on the tip of the tongue, intimately touching every taste bud.

The expression on Bai Shan's face became stiff: .
The cafe was in a panic.

"Oops, someone passed out."

"Call an ambulance!"

"This one seems to be the young master of the Bai family."

"Oops, what's that on the table, fried rice with eggs?"

"Poison, he's poisoned!"

"What's the noise, hurry up and save people!"

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