The male god is very busy, the female driver is on the road
Chapter 397 Schadenfreude
In order to pretend, Yu Wenshan closed her eyes, gritted her teeth, and picked up the dry rice fiercely.
"Oh, auntie, what do you think I should have for dinner?"
Yu Wenshan was so frightened by Yoyo that the rice in her mouth got stuck in her throat, and she couldn't get it up or down.
"What's the matter? Can you choke on a piece of rice?"
Han Ling looked at Yu Wenshan suspiciously, Yao Shuiai hurriedly patted Yu Wenshan's back.
"Quick, bring water!"
Han Ling immediately got up to fetch the water, and at this moment Yoyo walked over holding her cute water cup in the shape of a beautiful sheep's head.
"Water? Yoyo has it here!"
Yao Shuiai didn't open the lid, took it, and handed it to Yu Wenshan directly.
Yu Wenshan now has half her life left, she didn't have the heart to think about anything else, she took the cup, opened the lid and put it to her mouth.
"what!"
With a scream, Yao Shuiai threw the cup in his hand viciously.
"Woooo, Yoyo's cup is gone!"
Yoyo started to cry sadly, no matter how hard she tried to coax her, she couldn't coax her well.
"Yu Wenshan, what's the matter with you? The child kindly brought you water, but if you don't accept it, it's fine. How can you still throw the glass? It's too much!"
"No, no, yes, it's that one, it's that cup with..."
Yu Wenshan seemed to be frightened by something, trembling and pointing under the table.
Everyone lowered their heads in unison.
Damn, a bunch of little earthworms are twisting their soft bodies at this moment, trying to leave here and return to the soil.
"Oh my god, it's disgusting!"
Han Ling covered his mouth and screamed, and Luo Rouxin even crouched behind the chair in the dark zinc mountain, trembling with fear.
"Yuyou, what's going on?"
Luo Rouxin never thought that Yoyo would do such a prank, and she was very angry.
Youyou pursed her mouth, tears fell like broken beads on Luo Rouxin's arm
"Earthworm? Yoyo forgot that the earthworm is still in the cup, sorry!"
Luo Rouxin frowned, looking at Yoyo in disbelief.
"Woooo, Mommy is so scary. Mommy doesn't love Yoyo anymore! Yoyo wanted small fish, and Ono promised to catch it for Yoyo. But the TV said that fishing needs bait. Yoyo stayed at night and secretly went to the fish in the yard. I found it after digging through many places in the garden! But now it’s gone!”
Yoyo crying is called a sad ah!
"Bad guy! Bad guy aunt, you pay! You pay for my earthworms."
Yu Wenshan had reached the limit of her patience, she sat on the seat speechless, looking at the plate of spaghetti in front of her with lingering fear.
But now that the delicious noodles are placed in front of Yu Wenshan, Yu Wenshan has no appetite.Looking at the appearance of the roots, Yu Wenshan immediately thought of the earthworms that have been full of life.
On purpose, definitely on purpose.
Yu Wenshan cried secretly in her heart.
"Well, Wen Shan, although I'm a bit reluctant, but after all, you broke the cup and they ran out, so this glorious task has no choice but to you! See?"
Yu Wenshan just wants to kill people now. How can she be angry here when she is a dignified miss of the Luo family!
"Hey, earthworm, my earthworm, if you don't get it up, she will die."
Youyou crouched on the ground, looking sadly at the wriggling earthworms.
Han Ling got a pair of rubber gloves from nowhere and handed them to Yu Wenshan.
"You always see what I'm doing, hurry up, go on! Hurry up and forget it, I'm exhausted!"
Yu Wenshan wants to make a fuss now, accusing them angrily.But no one paid attention to her at all, Yu Wenshan frowned.Resigned to his fate, he squatted down, put on his gloves, and picked up the earthworm with his eyes closed.
The earthworm struggled, and the body of the earthworm in his hand made people feel extremely disgusted.
"Auntie, put them into the cup quickly, or it will be very boring."
Yoyo stood on the side and kept directing, without moving at all, the silly Yu Wenshan didn't pay attention at all, and Yoyo didn't find the cup.And Yu Wenshan was holding a lot of earthworms in her hands, feeling uncomfortable all over, feeling her stomach rolling.
"Yuyou, where's your cup?"
Yu Wenshan couldn't help it, and asked suspiciously.
Youyou pouted pitifully, and said in a crying voice.
"Cup, my cup, my cup was broken by my aunt, woohoo, what should I do? Earthworms still have no home!"
The corners of Yu Wenshan's mouth twitched fiercely, and her teeth were clenched tightly, fearing that she would speak out in a hurry.
asshole!This dead child is clearly playing with himself!
Looking at Yu Wenshan's appearance, Luo Rouxin's kindness began to flood again.
"Yuyou, how about we..."
Luo Rouxin hadn't finished speaking when An Zishan took off her coat and spread it on the ground.
"Put the earthworms here!"
Yu Wenshan glanced at Dark Zinc Mountain gratefully, and then put all the earthworms and soil in her hand on the coat.
Dark Zinc Mountain didn't say anything, and went downstairs with his clothes on.
Luo Rouxin was there now, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
Ono watched An Zishan's actions, his eyes flickered, and a smile of unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The earthworm incident was exposed in this way, but Yoyo's prank did not stop there.
The next day Yu Wenshan got up early and went to the bathroom to wash up.
Sleepy-eyed Yu Wenshan directly picked up her toothbrush, squeezed out the toothpaste, and put it in her mouth without even looking at it.
Although the taste is a bit strange, it is very different from the mint-flavored coolness used in the past.But thinking that it might be a new brand, I didn't take it seriously.
"Hey, it turns out that teeth need to be polished as well!"
Yoyo pulled Nuonuo, looked suddenly enlightened, and looked at Yu Wenshan with a dirty mouth in surprise.
Yu Wenshan woke up when she heard Yoyo's voice.
"My God! Wen Shan, what are you doing?"
Yao Shuiai walked to the bathroom and saw Yu Wenshan like this, and was very surprised.
Yu Wenshan foolishly pointed at herself, confused.
At this time, Han Ling also came out, seeing Yu Wenshan burst into laughter immediately.
"Pfft! Why do you still have the habit of brushing your teeth with shoe polish? It's so strange!"
Only then did Yu Wenshan come to her senses, and hurriedly turned to look in the mirror.
Yu Wenshan in the mirror was extremely embarrassed, her teeth were already pitch black, and it was even more strange to see eye-catching streaks of black water flowing from her teeth to her mouth.
"Well, how could it be so?" [How could this happen? 】
Several people shook their heads in unison, Han Ling suppressed a smile, shrugged his shoulders, and his eyes were full of ridicule.
Yao Shuiai shook her head regretfully as if she saw that she was sick.
Nuonuo was purely surprised, while Yoyo was full of schadenfreude.
Yu Wenshan knew very well that she must have been tricked by the little girl in front of her.
"Auntie, is it because you are getting old, you can't tell the difference between shoe polish and toothpaste, alas! Your eyes are not good, go see a doctor quickly, if you get older, you won't be able to see anything, poor, so pitiful! Auntie, you If you don't have any money, Yoyo will give you all of Yoyo's pocket money, if it's not enough, Mommy will be happy to help you!"
Youyou said sweetly, with a harmless smile on her face.
Even Han Ling repeatedly praised Yoyo and Yu Wenshan for being sensible, but she couldn't wait to throw the little devil in front of her into the sewer immediately.
"What happened?"
Ono looked displeased at the few women gathered at the bathroom door.
Youyou pointed disapprovingly at Yu Wenshan who was frantically gargling in the bathroom.
"It's just that auntie has been in the bathroom for so long, and Yoyo's stomach is about to explode before finishing it!"
Youyou puffed her cheeks in dissatisfaction, pouted her small mouth, and squatted down covering her stomach.
Ono went to the bathroom and looked at Yu Wenshan with a cold face.
"Could you please go to the apartment next door? My sister is not in good health, I can't bear it!"
Ono pointed to the door politely, and said with a blank expression.Ono's words had already reached this point, Yu Wenshan couldn't say anything, so she could only reluctantly go out with her towel covered.
Seeing Yoyo's triumphant look, Ono twitched the corners of his mouth happily.
"Oh, this woman is not really sick, is she? Otherwise, how could she not be able to tell the difference between toothpaste and shoe polish?"
Han Ling scratched his capable short hair and looked at the door suspiciously.
"But, well, how did shoe polish show up in her dental kit?"
Yao Shuiai couldn't figure it out, her mind was full of question marks.
"Perhaps she was confused, and she misplaced it?"
Han Ling yawned and walked into the bathroom.
At this moment, Yoyo no longer looked uncomfortable, and took Ono's arm, raising her eyebrows.
"Ono, am I amazing?"
Ono pamperedly scratched Yoyo's nose.
"There's still a long way to go, let's keep going!"
Nuonuo looked at the pair of black-bellied twin brothers and sisters, the corners of her mouth twitched fiercely.
"Are you dissatisfied?"
Ono's cold voice rang in Nuonuo's ear, and Nuonuo shivered uncontrollably.
"No, no!"
Nuonuo said that she wanted to cry, but her whole little face was twisted into a twist.
"Shi Yanuo, let me remember, you were rescued by me!"
Ono's domineering words instantly gave Nonoyu the feeling of being on a thief's boat by mistake.
Yoyo blinked her big eyes, looking at the twin brother who suddenly went berserk for no reason.
Seeing the regret in Nuonuo's eyes, Ono got a bad idea.
"Little Nuonuo, it's too late for you to regret it now! You, from now on, will be my master's exclusive!"
Although Nuo Nuo didn't fully understand the meaning of Xiao Ye's words, Nuo Nuo knew that the wisest choice was to follow Xiao Ye in everything and never disobey that little boy who was like a little emperor.
"Small, little brother! Nuonuo knows, don't scare Nuonuo, okay, Nuonuo is afraid!"
Ono was very satisfied with Nuo Nuo's attitude. Ono took Yoyo with one hand and Nuo Nuo with the other hand and happily went to find Luo Rouxin.
What Nuonuo didn't know was that it was a sentence that he didn't understand when he was a child, which became his own chains, and became the chains that he could never get rid of that devilish black-bellied little boy.
At this time, the conversation was divided into two ends, and Yu Wenshan, who was holding a towel on the other side and arrived at their residence in Anshan Mountain, was constantly rinsing her mouth in the bathroom.
The full bottle of mouthwash has already run out, and the second bottle is half used, but Yu Wenshan has no intention of stopping.
Xi Ruiqing stood not far from the bathroom with a sullen face, and it seemed that he was holding back something.
"Oh, auntie, what do you think I should have for dinner?"
Yu Wenshan was so frightened by Yoyo that the rice in her mouth got stuck in her throat, and she couldn't get it up or down.
"What's the matter? Can you choke on a piece of rice?"
Han Ling looked at Yu Wenshan suspiciously, Yao Shuiai hurriedly patted Yu Wenshan's back.
"Quick, bring water!"
Han Ling immediately got up to fetch the water, and at this moment Yoyo walked over holding her cute water cup in the shape of a beautiful sheep's head.
"Water? Yoyo has it here!"
Yao Shuiai didn't open the lid, took it, and handed it to Yu Wenshan directly.
Yu Wenshan now has half her life left, she didn't have the heart to think about anything else, she took the cup, opened the lid and put it to her mouth.
"what!"
With a scream, Yao Shuiai threw the cup in his hand viciously.
"Woooo, Yoyo's cup is gone!"
Yoyo started to cry sadly, no matter how hard she tried to coax her, she couldn't coax her well.
"Yu Wenshan, what's the matter with you? The child kindly brought you water, but if you don't accept it, it's fine. How can you still throw the glass? It's too much!"
"No, no, yes, it's that one, it's that cup with..."
Yu Wenshan seemed to be frightened by something, trembling and pointing under the table.
Everyone lowered their heads in unison.
Damn, a bunch of little earthworms are twisting their soft bodies at this moment, trying to leave here and return to the soil.
"Oh my god, it's disgusting!"
Han Ling covered his mouth and screamed, and Luo Rouxin even crouched behind the chair in the dark zinc mountain, trembling with fear.
"Yuyou, what's going on?"
Luo Rouxin never thought that Yoyo would do such a prank, and she was very angry.
Youyou pursed her mouth, tears fell like broken beads on Luo Rouxin's arm
"Earthworm? Yoyo forgot that the earthworm is still in the cup, sorry!"
Luo Rouxin frowned, looking at Yoyo in disbelief.
"Woooo, Mommy is so scary. Mommy doesn't love Yoyo anymore! Yoyo wanted small fish, and Ono promised to catch it for Yoyo. But the TV said that fishing needs bait. Yoyo stayed at night and secretly went to the fish in the yard. I found it after digging through many places in the garden! But now it’s gone!”
Yoyo crying is called a sad ah!
"Bad guy! Bad guy aunt, you pay! You pay for my earthworms."
Yu Wenshan had reached the limit of her patience, she sat on the seat speechless, looking at the plate of spaghetti in front of her with lingering fear.
But now that the delicious noodles are placed in front of Yu Wenshan, Yu Wenshan has no appetite.Looking at the appearance of the roots, Yu Wenshan immediately thought of the earthworms that have been full of life.
On purpose, definitely on purpose.
Yu Wenshan cried secretly in her heart.
"Well, Wen Shan, although I'm a bit reluctant, but after all, you broke the cup and they ran out, so this glorious task has no choice but to you! See?"
Yu Wenshan just wants to kill people now. How can she be angry here when she is a dignified miss of the Luo family!
"Hey, earthworm, my earthworm, if you don't get it up, she will die."
Youyou crouched on the ground, looking sadly at the wriggling earthworms.
Han Ling got a pair of rubber gloves from nowhere and handed them to Yu Wenshan.
"You always see what I'm doing, hurry up, go on! Hurry up and forget it, I'm exhausted!"
Yu Wenshan wants to make a fuss now, accusing them angrily.But no one paid attention to her at all, Yu Wenshan frowned.Resigned to his fate, he squatted down, put on his gloves, and picked up the earthworm with his eyes closed.
The earthworm struggled, and the body of the earthworm in his hand made people feel extremely disgusted.
"Auntie, put them into the cup quickly, or it will be very boring."
Yoyo stood on the side and kept directing, without moving at all, the silly Yu Wenshan didn't pay attention at all, and Yoyo didn't find the cup.And Yu Wenshan was holding a lot of earthworms in her hands, feeling uncomfortable all over, feeling her stomach rolling.
"Yuyou, where's your cup?"
Yu Wenshan couldn't help it, and asked suspiciously.
Youyou pouted pitifully, and said in a crying voice.
"Cup, my cup, my cup was broken by my aunt, woohoo, what should I do? Earthworms still have no home!"
The corners of Yu Wenshan's mouth twitched fiercely, and her teeth were clenched tightly, fearing that she would speak out in a hurry.
asshole!This dead child is clearly playing with himself!
Looking at Yu Wenshan's appearance, Luo Rouxin's kindness began to flood again.
"Yuyou, how about we..."
Luo Rouxin hadn't finished speaking when An Zishan took off her coat and spread it on the ground.
"Put the earthworms here!"
Yu Wenshan glanced at Dark Zinc Mountain gratefully, and then put all the earthworms and soil in her hand on the coat.
Dark Zinc Mountain didn't say anything, and went downstairs with his clothes on.
Luo Rouxin was there now, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
Ono watched An Zishan's actions, his eyes flickered, and a smile of unknown meaning appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The earthworm incident was exposed in this way, but Yoyo's prank did not stop there.
The next day Yu Wenshan got up early and went to the bathroom to wash up.
Sleepy-eyed Yu Wenshan directly picked up her toothbrush, squeezed out the toothpaste, and put it in her mouth without even looking at it.
Although the taste is a bit strange, it is very different from the mint-flavored coolness used in the past.But thinking that it might be a new brand, I didn't take it seriously.
"Hey, it turns out that teeth need to be polished as well!"
Yoyo pulled Nuonuo, looked suddenly enlightened, and looked at Yu Wenshan with a dirty mouth in surprise.
Yu Wenshan woke up when she heard Yoyo's voice.
"My God! Wen Shan, what are you doing?"
Yao Shuiai walked to the bathroom and saw Yu Wenshan like this, and was very surprised.
Yu Wenshan foolishly pointed at herself, confused.
At this time, Han Ling also came out, seeing Yu Wenshan burst into laughter immediately.
"Pfft! Why do you still have the habit of brushing your teeth with shoe polish? It's so strange!"
Only then did Yu Wenshan come to her senses, and hurriedly turned to look in the mirror.
Yu Wenshan in the mirror was extremely embarrassed, her teeth were already pitch black, and it was even more strange to see eye-catching streaks of black water flowing from her teeth to her mouth.
"Well, how could it be so?" [How could this happen? 】
Several people shook their heads in unison, Han Ling suppressed a smile, shrugged his shoulders, and his eyes were full of ridicule.
Yao Shuiai shook her head regretfully as if she saw that she was sick.
Nuonuo was purely surprised, while Yoyo was full of schadenfreude.
Yu Wenshan knew very well that she must have been tricked by the little girl in front of her.
"Auntie, is it because you are getting old, you can't tell the difference between shoe polish and toothpaste, alas! Your eyes are not good, go see a doctor quickly, if you get older, you won't be able to see anything, poor, so pitiful! Auntie, you If you don't have any money, Yoyo will give you all of Yoyo's pocket money, if it's not enough, Mommy will be happy to help you!"
Youyou said sweetly, with a harmless smile on her face.
Even Han Ling repeatedly praised Yoyo and Yu Wenshan for being sensible, but she couldn't wait to throw the little devil in front of her into the sewer immediately.
"What happened?"
Ono looked displeased at the few women gathered at the bathroom door.
Youyou pointed disapprovingly at Yu Wenshan who was frantically gargling in the bathroom.
"It's just that auntie has been in the bathroom for so long, and Yoyo's stomach is about to explode before finishing it!"
Youyou puffed her cheeks in dissatisfaction, pouted her small mouth, and squatted down covering her stomach.
Ono went to the bathroom and looked at Yu Wenshan with a cold face.
"Could you please go to the apartment next door? My sister is not in good health, I can't bear it!"
Ono pointed to the door politely, and said with a blank expression.Ono's words had already reached this point, Yu Wenshan couldn't say anything, so she could only reluctantly go out with her towel covered.
Seeing Yoyo's triumphant look, Ono twitched the corners of his mouth happily.
"Oh, this woman is not really sick, is she? Otherwise, how could she not be able to tell the difference between toothpaste and shoe polish?"
Han Ling scratched his capable short hair and looked at the door suspiciously.
"But, well, how did shoe polish show up in her dental kit?"
Yao Shuiai couldn't figure it out, her mind was full of question marks.
"Perhaps she was confused, and she misplaced it?"
Han Ling yawned and walked into the bathroom.
At this moment, Yoyo no longer looked uncomfortable, and took Ono's arm, raising her eyebrows.
"Ono, am I amazing?"
Ono pamperedly scratched Yoyo's nose.
"There's still a long way to go, let's keep going!"
Nuonuo looked at the pair of black-bellied twin brothers and sisters, the corners of her mouth twitched fiercely.
"Are you dissatisfied?"
Ono's cold voice rang in Nuonuo's ear, and Nuonuo shivered uncontrollably.
"No, no!"
Nuonuo said that she wanted to cry, but her whole little face was twisted into a twist.
"Shi Yanuo, let me remember, you were rescued by me!"
Ono's domineering words instantly gave Nonoyu the feeling of being on a thief's boat by mistake.
Yoyo blinked her big eyes, looking at the twin brother who suddenly went berserk for no reason.
Seeing the regret in Nuonuo's eyes, Ono got a bad idea.
"Little Nuonuo, it's too late for you to regret it now! You, from now on, will be my master's exclusive!"
Although Nuo Nuo didn't fully understand the meaning of Xiao Ye's words, Nuo Nuo knew that the wisest choice was to follow Xiao Ye in everything and never disobey that little boy who was like a little emperor.
"Small, little brother! Nuonuo knows, don't scare Nuonuo, okay, Nuonuo is afraid!"
Ono was very satisfied with Nuo Nuo's attitude. Ono took Yoyo with one hand and Nuo Nuo with the other hand and happily went to find Luo Rouxin.
What Nuonuo didn't know was that it was a sentence that he didn't understand when he was a child, which became his own chains, and became the chains that he could never get rid of that devilish black-bellied little boy.
At this time, the conversation was divided into two ends, and Yu Wenshan, who was holding a towel on the other side and arrived at their residence in Anshan Mountain, was constantly rinsing her mouth in the bathroom.
The full bottle of mouthwash has already run out, and the second bottle is half used, but Yu Wenshan has no intention of stopping.
Xi Ruiqing stood not far from the bathroom with a sullen face, and it seemed that he was holding back something.
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