Domination of the entertainment industry: the actor is poisonous

In other words, today's Xie Chenzhang didn't really want to eat, and he didn't have any appetite. Basically, what he ordered just now was for Ji Shu to eat.

So many things are all planned to be left to Ji Shu, and Ji Shu is expected to wipe them all out alone, so it doesn't seem strange now.

Although Ji Shu has a big appetite when he is in a good mood, no matter how big his appetite is, the capacity of his stomach is limited.

This situation has happened before. When ordering something, Ji Shu felt that it was enough, but Xie Shen Zhang insisted on adding more.

Shen Zhang didn't know whether Ji Shu could finish his meal, anyway, he didn't care, and ordered more first.

In the end, sure enough, there were more than half of Xie Chenzhang's other dishes left.

That is to say, the portions mentioned by Ji Shu can basically be eaten.But those ordered by Xie Chenzhang were hardly touched by anyone.

Therefore, Ji Shu directly faced the remnants and evidence of these large and small stocks, "confronted" Xie Chenzhang, and used Xie Chenzhang to lecture him.

"I said it just now. I said so much is enough. You just don't believe it, you don't listen, and you insist on adding it. Now, it's all over." Ji Shu touched his round and round body with his hand. It's like a rolling ball, a stomach that is almost full to explode, complained.

"Actually, it's not all like this. Not all of these additional things are left. At least you eat a few more bites in each plate, don't you? Look at this plate of crayfish, there are obviously a few missing. Well, there is another plate of braised pork ribs, which is already a little less."

Xie Chenzhang's tone was quite relaxed and disdainful, as if the ones he ordered just now were all free and no money was required. The rich are really self-willed.

"How many mouthfuls are missing in each dish? You know why these few mouthfuls are missing." Speaking of this, Ji Shu became even more angry. Just now, in order to make these dishes, Xie Chenzhang kept pouring wine. He kept coaxing Ji Shu in various ways, insisting that Ji Shu eat more and more.

Ji Shu couldn't bear it anymore, and said repeatedly: Shen Zhang, I really can't eat anymore, I'm going to vomit.Xie Chenzhang also tried his best to stuff Ji Shu's mouth.

"Wife, what are you talking about? Didn't I just want to make you grow longer? You said that you are so thin, so you should eat more."

"Grow more body, I want to ask you, where do you want me to grow? Should I grow taller, or grow more fleshy and fat?"

grow taller?For this reason, even Ji Shu himself can't believe it, it's so possible, unless it's a miracle.

How old is Ji Shu now, has he stopped developing a long time ago? He is still so long, he thought Ji Shu was a teenager, puberty.

Therefore, what Xie Chenzhang meant was nothing more than to make Ji Shu grow fat.He said that Ji Shu lost weight.However, where did the meat he mentioned come from?

"Hey, wife, don't worry, this is not a high-fat calorie food. It is so possible to gain fat. If you have a lot of it, you will grow some meat."

"Handsome Xie, are you kidding me? Don't you know who we are now? How many times have I told you that you can't remember! As an actor and entertainer, I want to maintain Good figure, a little overweight, the company will take tough measures to make me lose weight!"

This stinky man is trying so hard to let himself eat, he is really happy and happy, but after returning to the company, he will be very miserable.

"Well, I was wrong. I didn't think as much as you did. I wanted to say, let you be plumper and more sensual, haha."

"You! You stinky man, shameless, rascal, you actually dare to despise me for not being plump, and you are so mad at me!" Isn't this talking about her flat chest?
"My wife, please forgive me. I'm just joking. It's purely for entertainment. Don't take it seriously! How about it, I'll take you to eat better next time. You can eat wherever you want, as much as you want, until you I will sincerely apologize to you until I am satisfied, okay?"

"Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat in one day! What do you think of it, you are a pig! You are so mad at me, you annoying guy."

After Ji Shu finished speaking, he clenched his fists tightly, stared at Xie Chenzhang, and mercilessly smashed down on Xie Chenzhang's shoulder.

"Wife, be gentle. Your fists are not as delicate as those of ordinary weak women, but as fierce as a woman's. This force is so strong, it really hurts me, ah! It hurts, help me!" Xie Chenzhang shouted He called for help, and showed Ji Shu as if he was in pain and couldn't breathe.

Xie Chenzhang's words did not succeed in getting Ji Shu's let go and understanding, but instead she increased the strength of her palm.

"Be gentle? You have a good idea. If I don't hit harder, you won't have a long memory. You will continue to do this next time." Ji Shu said.

Ji Shu summed up his ordering behavior into a few words: the order is [-]% full, the cost is controlled, the food is eaten up, and I want to come again next time.

This is Ji Shu's original ordering principle, which Ji Shu himself thinks he can be proud of, and which is both practical and affordable.

Ji Shu described this method as a punishment for Xie Chenzhang, in order to warn Xie Chenzhang and let Xie Chenzhang have a long memory.

So, did Ji Shu's so-called punishment method really work for Xie Chenzhang?The answer is: No!
Just now Xie Shenzhang's uncorrectable and habitual uncontrolled way of ordering food is an apt explanation.

First of all, in terms of the number of dishes ordered just now, the staple food that Xie Chenzhang ordered was far beyond the standard for Ji Shu.

If Ji Shu ordered, the two of them would dine, and the staple food would be two dishes and one soup or three dishes and one soup at most.

The dishes in this restaurant are actually very generous, even if they are small, they are already much more than outside.

Therefore, Ji Shu ordered two dishes and one soup or three dishes and one soup.It is actually very reasonable for two people to eat.If you order too much and you can't finish it, it will be a waste.

The portion size is also particular. For a large portion, two dishes and one soup are enough, and for a small portion, three dishes and one soup are enough.

For dessert, Ji Shu can order up to three dishes.One is for Xie Chenzhang, and the other two are for herself.

Although Xie Chenzhang said that he doesn't like to eat, and generally doesn't know how to eat it, but what if he suddenly develops an appetite while eating, and wants to eat a few bites?

You can order more if you want to eat, but if there are too many people at this time, they will ask the waiter to order again, and it will take time to queue up.

Therefore, Ji Shu thinks, it is better to light it first, and it will save the trouble just now.

Putting one more dessert in front of Xie Chenzhang will look better.After all, it's two people. As soon as the staple food is finished, after all the tableware is removed, the table will be very empty. When the time comes, I will eat by myself. Xie Chenzhang's side is very empty and there is nothing, she is a little embarrassed.

Besides, that dessert is only temporarily placed on Xie Chenzhang's side.In name, he was ordering for Xie Shenzhang, but that time, in the end, it was not Ji Shu who digested the delicacy again. Therefore, Ji Shu felt that this method really served multiple purposes and was too clever.

So, regarding the part of himself, why did Ji Shuming like to eat desserts so much, but why did he only order two desserts?
"It's obviously not enough to order just one dessert, because it's too little and I can't get enough; ordering two desserts should be barely enough, but it may still be a bit small, so it won't work; therefore, I have to order three , if there are three desserts, it’s not too much. I put two here, and put one at your place to save for me. After I finish my two dishes, I will eat the one at your side. It’s perfect! "Ji Shu said.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand your logic at all. You think you are counting stars." Xie Chenzhang said.

Someone told Xie Chenzhang before that women are a complex group that is easy to understand but difficult to understand. Sometimes they are very rational, and sometimes they are very illogical. When they are reasonable, they are very cute, but they are not reasonable. Sometimes, it's simply overwhelming.

In the past, Xie Chenzhang didn't believe it, he thought that friend was exaggerating, how could someone change back and forth like this.

Now, Xie Chenzhang had to believe, not only believed, but also admired that friend, because his summary was so incisive and accurate.

Ji Shu's words made Xie Chenzhang even more convinced, that is: women are really scary, even eating a dessert can be so nonsensical.

Ji Shu can more or less see Xie Chenzhang's thoughts.However, Ji Shudang didn't know anything.

Now Ji Shu doesn't care what Xie Chenzhang thinks of him or whether he can understand what he says.In her eyes, there are only desserts now.

Anyway, she just felt that ordering two desserts for herself and one dessert in the name of Xie Chenzhang, that is to say, it was just right to order a total of three desserts together.

It's true that Ji Shu likes to eat very much, but it doesn't mean that once he thinks about it, he can't control it at all, and can do whatever he wants.

Moreover, Ji Shu remembered that many people have said that the best state when eating is to be three points hungry and seven points full, and everything should be done in moderation.

So of course Ji Shu must learn to control it properly first. The thoughts in his mind are just thinking about it, but actually acting is another scene.

Otherwise, in Ji Shu's mind, she wants to eat non-stop, but doing so will make her seriously overweight and cause sequelae: this time I eat graphics, next time I hear people talk about it, I can imagine It's scary to smell that, and then can't help but vomit before eating, Ji Shu don't do that.

So Ji Shu felt that after he had already eaten his meal and staple food and was not very hungry, two more desserts would be enough.

Because the quantity is limited, Ji Shu can only go to take a small bite to taste slowly. He can't stop but can't eat enough. Ji Shu will think about ordering next time.

However, ideals are full and reality is skinny. Although Ji Shu is rational, Xie Chenzhang is obviously not.

No, this Xie Chenzhang just now completely forgot Ji Shu's punishment for him in the past, did he disturb Ji Shu's consistent ordering principle?
Xie Chenzhang's order just now exceeded Ji Shu's usual requirements in terms of quantity, type and amount.

Let’s just talk about the amount. After just getting down to this point, although these dishes are not too much, but once you calculate it, it will cost several thousand yuan.

This is an expensive restaurant.Daily dishes and tables are provided and arranged in limited quantities. If there is no special relationship, it takes a long time in advance to make an appointment.That's why MK Restaurant has successfully attracted customers and is known as a VIP-style dining place.

The waiter in uniform brought the dishes that Xie Chenzhang had ordered before one by one.

If it was the past, now Ji Shu should be both happy and angry.Why do you say that?

Anger must come first.Anger, needless to say, is because Xie Chenzhang has been seriously wasted and does not meet Ji Shu's earlier ordering requirements.

Hi, it's because Xie Chenzhang orders what he likes, so Ji Shu has no reason to be unhappy.

However, Ji Shu now has no obvious happiness or displeasure on his face, let alone anger.