Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: The black-bellied president is so insidious

Finally arrived the next day.

Unexpectedly, what he saw was that Deputy Manager Li was packing up his office and preparing to leave.

She stood curiously at the door, thinking that she hadn't had time to say anything, but unexpectedly, Manager Li came out, looked at Ou Xiaoxuan angrily, and said, "This time, you're being cruel!"

She glared at her twice, didn't bother to say a word to this kind of person, and then went back to the office.As soon as I walked in and tidied up my things, I heard a familiar voice.

Looking up, it turned out to be Mr. Xiao and Shangguan Zhenyang.She looked at the two of them in surprise and couldn't even speak.

Shangguan Zhenyang laughed, and finally nodded to Ou Xiaoxuan, and said, "How is it, are you surprised? I came back early to handle business."

"God, no way." After finishing speaking, Ou Xiaoxuan looked outside again at Deputy Manager Li who was about to leave, pointed to the door and said, "Then...you must have done this, right?"

"Sure enough!" Shangguan Zhenyang said without denying, "As soon as I came to the company, I dragged Donghua to the CEO's office to explain to you, and the CEO immediately decided to fire her after hearing about this woman's bad behavior. So, there should be no more trouble for you in the future."

Ou Xiaoxuan looked at Shangguan Zhenyang gratefully. She didn't expect him to do her such a big favor. She said gratefully: "Thank you for doing me such a favor. I don't even know how to thank you. Before Thanks to your help in L City, otherwise I guess I would have died a thousand times."

"Why are you being so polite? We are friends, have you forgotten? Well, since I'm back in City S, why don't you treat me to a meal and treat it as a thank you, how about it?" Shangguan Zhenyang said politely .

"Of course it's fine, you can eat whatever you want, just don't be polite." Ou Xiaoxuan said with a smile.

"En. Definitely." Shangguan Zhenyang said.

Mr. Xiao who was standing by the side finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Hey, you both think I'm air, and you both say that you want to treat me to dinner. Have you ever thought about having a share in the hearing?"

Ou Xiaoxuan nodded with a smile after hearing this, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, everyone who hears about it has a share, so let Mr. Xiao join us that night, but it's not considered a bribe, right?"

The so-called people are in good spirits on happy occasions. Ou Xiaoxuan feels that once Manager Liu leaves, the air in the entire Dynasty will be fresh. In a day, all the gossip about herself in the entire Dynasty will disappear. Seeing Manager Li leaving in a slumber, everyone is considered Knowing what was going on, Ou Xiaoxuan finally slapped those gossiping people behind their backs.

As soon as I got off work, my good sister Lele called to greet me. "Yan Ling, well done, you stole the limelight today. Those who talked about you behind your back finally shut up. Don't you feel very happy to see that annoying Deputy Manager Li leave, let's go, get off work Let's have dinner and celebrate."

"Haha, thanks to your good words. I'm really happy. But I don't have to eat. I have something to do after get off work, so you can go back today." Ou Xiaoxuan explained.

"What's the matter? What are you doing after get off work? Is it a date?" Lele asked.

"What else can I do? I'm just going to thank Shangguan Zhenyang and treat him to dinner with Mr. Xiao by the way." Ou Xiaoxuan explained.

Lele was so excited that she yelled into the phone: "What, why do you invite Mr. Xiao and Shangguan Zhenyang to dinner? Didn't Shangguan Zhenyang say he would come tonight? What, you arrived early? You really are not enough friends, you Invite them to eat without calling me, no, no, I'm going."

"What? You are going, why are you going. I am thanking them for helping me. Why did I take you there, Miss, what does this have to do with you? Why are you making trouble?" Ou Xiaoxuan was speechless. Lele was very excited about this kind of thing.

"Oh, what's the matter, we are all friends, what's wrong with you calling me by the way, don't you have the heart to leave me alone and go home to eat instant noodles and steamed buns?" Lele complained to the phone.

Knowing that Lele would say this, Ou Xiaoxuan said speechlessly: "I'm sorry, I'm so cruel. You can go home and eat your instant noodles and steamed buns. Who told you that you deserve to be lazy. I won't tell you anymore, I will Hang up the phone."

After speaking, Ou Xiaoxuan hung up the phone cruelly.Although I felt a little sorry for Lele in my heart, this woman loved to chatter nonsense, and she didn't want to formally invite Shangguan Zhenyang to a meal, just to be disturbed by her.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she followed Shangguan Zhenyang and Mr. Xiao to the door of the company, Ou Xiaoxuan saw Lele standing in the hall with a smile, waving excitedly at herself.

She hurried forward, pulled Yi Lele aside, and asked, "Hey, Miss, what the hell are you doing, you're still so shameless that you don't want to go back, do you, hurry up and pull me away."

"No." After finishing speaking, Lele winked at her, then jumped in front of Mr. Xiao, and asked, "Mr. Xiao, are you going to eat? Do you mind if I go with you?" ?”

"Ah?" Boss Xiao looked at Lele who had recommended himself, then at Ou Xiaoxuan, and said with a smile, "I have no objection, it's Miss Ou's treat anyway, she just agrees."

"Then it's okay, isn't it?" After finishing speaking, without further ado, she pulled Ou Xiaoxuan and walked outside with a smile on her face, as if the matter had been decided so happily.

Ou Xiaoxuan had been searching online for a long time before, and finally booked a French western restaurant that is fairly famous in City C.After entering, Ou Xiaoxuan explained to the waiter embarrassingly that because there were more people temporarily, she had to switch seats. The waiter politely led a few people to sit down in an elegant environment.

As soon as she sat down, Lele looked at Shangguan Zhenyang who hadn't spoken with a smile all over her face, and said, "Hi, you are Shangguan Zhenyang, right?"

"Oh? You know me?" Shangguan Zhenyang asked with a smile showing his dimples.

"Of course I know. I have known you for a long time. I was the one who called you last time, remember?" Yi Lele began to explain with relish.

"Oh! It turns out that the girl on the phone last time was you. It's a pleasure to meet you." Shangguan Zhenyang said politely.

Yi Lele quickly stretched out her hand, and said carefreely, "Hi, my name is Yi Lele."

"Well, my name is Shangguan Zhenyang, nice to meet you, Miss Lele." Shangguan Zhenyang replied.

"Don't be so polite, just call me Lele." Lele said excitedly.

Ou Xiaoxuan couldn't stand it any longer, so she carefully tapped Yi Lele's arm, and said, "Miss, this is a western restaurant, please be more polite and keep your voice down."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Shangguan Zhenyang and Mr. Xiao and said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, my friend is like this, and I don't have much quality in public!"

"What do you mean lack of quality? I call it good atmosphere, good atmosphere!" Yi Lele pouted unconvinced.

It made Mr. Xiao and Shangguan Zhenyang laugh haha, Ou Xiaoxuan nodded embarrassingly, thinking it was a mistake to bring this girl here.

Before it was quiet for a minute, Lele suddenly said again: "By the way, I heard from Xiaoxuan that the two of you are friends. Is this true? Can you tell me about it? I'm curious."

"That's right." Mr. Xiao replied, "This kid played with me when I was a child, probably when I was a little kid, he often followed my butt. We are naughty conjoined twins who often get together , did a lot of bad things together."

"Oh? Really? Tell me quickly, tell me, I'm most interested." Yi Lele looked at Mr. Xiao happily and asked.

Shangguan Zhenyang also smiled when he heard Mr. Xiao say this, and explained: "I still remember when we were young, our two fathers talked about business together, and we went to make trouble together. Once, we ran to a swimming pool together , and then the two of them urinated together once, and finally the caretaker spent half a day changing the water."

"Yes, yes, there is one more time, do you remember, that golf course, we made a mess of people's lawn, maybe we are still on their blacklist now." Mr. Xiao added.

"Hahaha..." Lele laughed loudly, "I didn't expect you to be so naughty when you were young, I really can't see it."

"Isn't that right? When we were young, both of us were known as naughty kings, so we didn't have many friends, just the two of us playing together." Shangguan Zhenyang explained, "That's why our relationship has always been like this. good."

"I see." At this moment, Ou Xiaoxuan, who was listening quietly, finally said a word.

Shangguan Zhenyang looked at Ou Xiaoxuan, then at Yi Lele, and asked, "Then how did you become friends? It seems that the two of you are not in tune at all!" "

"Haha, that's it." Yi Lele hurriedly said, "She came to the company not long ago, and then everyone thought Xiaoxuan was a boring girl, and she didn't seem to like making friends. I can’t see her alone. So, when everyone ignored her, I took the initiative to find her to be my friend. Later, I found that Xiaoxuan was very sincere and helped me a lot. Later, she and I were the best~ "

Listening to Yi Lele's explanation, Ou Xiaoxuan looked at President Xiao and Shangguan Zhenyang with a smile and nodded in agreement.

Mr. Xiao smiled, "Is this the yin and yang complementarity of personality?"

"Hehe, it's possible." Yi Lele said excitedly.

While chatting, the waiter had already brought up the desserts. Ou Xiaoxuan looked at Mr. Xiao and Shangguan Zhenyang with a smile on her face, and said: "If there is something that is not well taken care of, you have to tell it. You can eat whatever you want. That's it."

"We won't be polite, right Yilong." After speaking, Shangguan Zhenyang nodded with a smile.

Lele looked at the two people with a smile, and suddenly said: "Speaking of eating, I suddenly remembered some jokes, are you interested in listening to them?"

"A joke?" Shangguan Zhenyang looked at Yi Lele with a smile, and asked, "Is there any joke, I can tell it, it's boring anyway."

"That's good, that's good, I'll talk about it!" Finally, someone heard her tell a joke, and she was full of joy, but Ou Xiaoxuan looked at her speechlessly, knowing that this chick was going to tell those fucking cold jokes again to embarrass her face.

Unexpectedly, Yi Lele looked at a few people in a decent manner and said, "Once upon a time there was a soybean, and it fell while running. Do you know what happened afterwards?"

"What's wrong?" Shangguan Zhenyang looked at Yi Lele curiously, looking interested.

Before Lele could say the answer, he laughed haha, and then said: "Idiot, it turned into a red bean because it fell down!"

"Ahaha, so it is like this." Shangguan Zhenyang laughed.

Ou Xiaoxuan and President Xiao looked at the two laughing people coldly at the same time, thinking that they finally found a friend with the same IQ as themselves.

Sure enough, the next Lele talked more and more vigorously, looked at Shangguan Zhenyang and continued: "Then I will continue to tell you. Oh, that red bean fell again while running, you know how Yet?"

"How is it?" Shangguan Zhenyang asked curiously.

"Of course it turned into mung beans, hahaha, it's swollen because of the fall!" Yi Lele laughed after finishing speaking.

"Wahhahaha, so that's how it is. It's really interesting, interesting."

"Then do you know what became of mung bean after another fall?" Yi Lele continued to ask.

"What has become?" Shangguan Zhenyang asked in a dignified manner.

"Of course it's the black beans. My whole body is dirty from the fall."

"Hahaha...hahaha..." The entire restaurant was filled with hearty laughter from the two of them.

In the end, Shangguan Zhenyang suddenly looked at Lele and said, "Then let me tell you something, the bean that was smashed into a black bean at the beginning was hit by a car, do you know what it turned into? "

"What did it become?" Yi Lele looked at him, thinking hard, "Red beans? Natto? Kidney beans..."

"Wrong, it's lentils. They were squashed!" Shangguan Zhenyang said with a smile.

"Wahhahaha, so it's like this, it's so funny, so funny." After she finished speaking, she clutched her belly and smiled.

Mr. Xiao and Ou Xiaoxuan looked at each other, thinking that these two people were not the same kind, they were simply brothers and sisters who had been separated for many years, and they finally met again. It was such a cold joke that both of them could laugh for a long time.

The meal finally came to an end amidst the laughter.