Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: The black-bellied president is so insidious

"What?" Followed Ou Xiaoxuan's finger and looked towards Mr. Xiao, feeling like being tricked, and said angrily, "There, do you know what you're doing? What's the place there?"

In his mind, that kind of random chairs were simply placed there by migrant workers on a construction site to take a rest.

Ou Xiaoxuan continued to keep the smile on her face, walked forward, and said: "Master President, do you think I brought you here for fun? The place you saw is the place where I will take you to eat .”

Mr. Xiao listened to Ou Xiaoxuan's words, and was about to interrupt to say something, but unexpectedly, Ou Xiaoxuan stopped him and continued: "You must not underestimate this place, it may indeed be a place for a big man like you. It’s a disrespectful fly restaurant. But it’s really a food stall restaurant that I like very much.”

"Huh? Food stall restaurant?" Mr. Xiao heard this term for the first time, and his expression changed from slightly angry to slightly strange.

Ou Xiaoxuan covered her stomach and smiled, and continued: "Hey, I said you are really a non-human being, and I have never heard of such a name. But it's good, let me give myself a chance to try something new. You see, you are used to eating abalone and sea cucumber, so it’s good to change the taste once in a while.”

Hearing Ou Xiaoxuan's words seemed to make sense, plus he was indeed somewhat curious about the term 'food stall', Mr. Xiao nodded and followed Ou Xiaoxuan towards the so-called 'fly restaurant' bravely. .

When the two of them walked to the store, Ou Xiaoxuan pointed to a seat randomly placed on the side of the street and said proudly to Mr. Xiao: "Do it, sit wherever you want, this kind of sitting outside the store while looking at the scenery, It feels good to drink beer while eating barbecue."

"Ah? Just sit here?" Mr. Xiao pointed to the position next to his feet, stared at Ou Xiaoxuan in disbelief, and said, "Eating here is so polluted and unhygienic."

"What's unhygienic? You see, I eat this often. I've lived well for more than 20 years without disaster or illness. Put away your young master's disease." Ou Xiaoxuan sat down on a chair after finishing speaking.

Say you have young master's disease?Mr. Xiao thought about going abroad to study in his teens. Whoever said that he was independent, was ridiculed by a little girl for having a young master's disease.Then he also sat down on the chair.

Soon the boss came out, greeted Ou Xiaoxuan familiarly, and said with a smile on his face: "Xiaoxuan, are you here to take care of our business again today?"

Ou Xiaoxuan quickly raised her head to look at the man and said, "Haha, my new boss."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Mr. Xiao and said, "I grew up in this area when I was a child, so I am very familiar with the delicious food around here. Don't think this restaurant is big, but the boss pays special attention to hygiene and taste. Also great."

The boss nodded with a smile, took the menu and continued to Ou Xiaoxuan, "Hehe, what do you want to treat your boss to? Our spicy shrimp has a special spicy flavor recently. I don't know if you have any. Interested to try."

Upon hearing about the 'Spicy Shrimp', Ou Xiaoxuan bared her teeth and waved her claws like a shrimp attached to her body, and said, "Okay, okay, your spicy shrimp is a must-order dish every time I come here, and it keeps getting better and better. Just like it, give us one. Oh, no, two, two are good, if you can’t eat it, you can take it away. I’ll see what I can get..."

Mr. Xiao shook his head, looked at Ou Xiaoxuan in disbelief, and felt more and more that there was a story about this woman. She was a wealthy wife, but she still liked to eat at roadside stalls.

Sitting aside and waiting for the woman to order food for a long time, she seemed to remember herself, holding the menu and saying to herself: "By the way, I forgot to ask you what you want to eat. Come and order."

"Whatever you want, just order it." Mr. Xiao waved his hand, isn't taking over the menu the same as taking over the hot potato?I don't understand anything, and Ou Xiaoxuan would probably laugh at me if I messed up something, so he quickly refused.

Ou Xiaoxuan ordered seven or eight of her favorite special dishes at one go, and finally looked at the menu, and said to the boss with satisfaction: "Okay, that's all, let's order after we eat."

"Well, okay, what would you like to drink?" The boss asked enthusiastically.

"That's right, I forgot to ask you what to drink." Ou Xiaoxuan quickly handed the menu to Mr. Xiao, and said, "Order, just tell me what you want to drink." "

"I..." Mr. Xiao looked at the menu helplessly. The drinks on it were all things he hadn't seen before, such as 'plum wine', 'wolfberry wine'... After watching for a long time, he said: "You Didn’t you say that eating this goes well with beer? Then bring me a can of beer.”

"Okay." The boss nodded.

Unexpectedly, Ou Xiaoxuan made a gesture of NO to the boss, and said boldly: "Brother, one bottle is not enough, give us a dozen."

"What? A dozen?" Mr. Xiao looked at Ou Xiaoxuan with an incredulous look, what a woman! "Can you finish your drink?"

"There's nothing you can't drink, just wait and see." After speaking, Ou Xiaoxuan patted her chest.

Although the location of the boss's house is not very good, it seems that the business is not bad.While Ou Xiaoxuan and Mr. Xiao were waiting for the dishes, every table was full.Ou Xiaoxuan patted her chest, and said to Mr. Xiao: "How is the business going? You will know what is delicious in the world later." She picked up a pair of disposable chopsticks and folded them in half.

Mr. Xiao looked at this 'dominant' woman and grinned. He had never been invited to a place like this before, and he had never seen such an unpretentious woman.After the two of them waited for a short time, a few dishes were brought out.The boss opened the beer and put it on the table, Mr. Xiao smiled and asked the boss to bring the cup.

"What kind of glass do you use? It's so cool to drink while eating spicy shrimp." After she finished speaking, she picked up the beer bottle and started drinking.

"God!" Mr. Xiao looked at Ou Xiaoxuan, too surprised to speak.

"What the hell, you have to eat and drink like this, otherwise it's so awkward. Come, eat a piece of shrimp, it's so delicious." Saying that, Ou Xiaoxuan put a piece of shrimp into President Xiao's bowl.

Mr. Xiao looked at the prawns in the bowl, and his hands were clean. He couldn't just do this... After thinking about it, he picked up the chopsticks, and before he could do anything, Ou Xiaoxuan said, "Master, you have to do it when you eat this. Come on, I know you hate it, let me give you a pair of gloves, and as I said that, I took a pair of gloves."

Following Ou Xiaoxuan's example, President Xiao completely peeled off a piece of shrimp meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it, oh my god, his face turned red to the base of his neck in an instant.

Seeing Mr. Xiao's drastic changes, Ou Xiaoxuan smiled and lay down on the table, and said, "I can't stand this spicy? Forget it, let's have a bar." After finishing speaking, she handed Mr. Xiao a A whole bottle of beer.

The whole throat was full of tingling sensations. Mr. Xiao drank half of the beer bottle without caring about his image. Finally he came to his senses and looked at Ou Xiaoxuan. It took him a long time before he said, "Are you really Is it a woman? Is this a bit spicy?"

"Is this really okay? Look how happy I am eating." As she spoke, Ou Xiaoxuan placed her plate full of shrimp shells in front of President Xiao.Mr. Xiao made a gesture of admiration, and held up the bottle to drink again. Anyway, the image was gone, so he simply continued to drink beer to relieve the spiciness.

Seeing Mr. Xiao raise the bottle boldly for a rare time, Ou Xiaoxuan put down the delicacy in her hand, raised the bottle and said, "Come on, let's have a toast."

"Okay." After finishing speaking, Mr. Xiao followed Ou Xiaoxuan and wanted to see how this woman could drink.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Xiao regretted it after he finished speaking.The woman's face was as red as a tomato after drinking the whole bottle of wine.After that, I kept eating shrimp and drinking, drinking and eating shrimp...

Then, then she lay down on the table, her whole body showed a sluggish, unable to cheer up, and the laughter and laughter at the beginning disappeared all of a sudden.Mr. Xiao scratched his forehead, looked at Ou Xiaoxuan who was lying on the table, and said helplessly, "Hey, are you okay..."

"I...uh..." After hiccupping, Ou Xiaoxuan said intermittently, "I'm okay...hehe, let's...let's drink again..."

Mr. Xiao patted his forehead vigorously with his hand. He fully realized that this woman had fallen into a half-drunk state. "You can't drink so much wine and still be brave, silly woman." After finishing speaking, Mr. Xiao shook his head. Shake your head.

Seeing that the woman had already fallen asleep lying on the table, Mr. Xiao thought about it, he couldn't just leave her here overnight, could he?It is not safe for people to come and go. Sighing, he called the boss and said, "Boss, how much is the meal tonight?"

"Oh." The boss took a quick glance at the menu and said, "324 yuan, I'm a regular customer, so I'll give you 320 yuan, how about it?"

"Three hundred and two?" Mr. Xiao nodded, it was really cheap, the price of a meal was about the same as the price of a dish that he ate before, after he took out the money from his bag and paid.Mr. Xiao struggled to lift Ou Xiaoxuan into his car.

After fastening the safety belt for her, Mr. Xiao clapped his hands and prepared to drive, shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "It seems that I will treat you to this meal!"

The car turned in this small alley for a long time before finding the main road. Mr. Xiao looked at the semi-comatose person beside him, and didn't know if she was still conscious. Helplessly, he thought about it, had to try, and asked : "Hey, hey, can you hear me?"

"Who are you, what are you doing?" Ou Xiaoxuan rubbed against the car seat and said while scratching her hair.

"I'm your big boss. You're drunk now. Where shall I take you?" Mr. Xiao asked, but he didn't know where this woman's home was. Just drive around.

"I don't want to go home, go home, go home...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

Mr. Xiao looked at this woman who was crying for no reason, and quickly pulled a piece of paper to her. Could it be that she was in that house, just as he thought, like a cow and a horse, without the slightest dignity, and she uttered the truth after drinking, and was afraid to go home ?
He said, "OK, then take you to the hotel?"

"Hotel?" Ou Xiaoxuan scratched her scalp and thought for a while, opened her mouth and burst into tears, looked at President Xiao and asked, "I don't want to go to a hotel either, they are all bad guys, bad guys!"

God, Mr. Xiao almost lost his breath, this woman is so weird, she won't go to the hotel, she won't go home, what exactly do you want?He pressed his temples, drove the car back to Ou Xiaoxuan and said, "Okay, I beg you, don't cry, I'm really scared of you, okay? You agreed to treat me to dinner, but I finally learned the lesson." .”

"Eat?" The voice of the woman who was still crying became even more miserable after hearing this word, and her tears flowed like a broken embankment.While crying, she said fussily, "I don't want to go to the hotel, don't go to the hotel, don't take me to the hotel." After she finished speaking, her hand began to linger on the edge of the car door.

Mr. Xiao was terrified by this action, so he quickly parked the car on the side of the road, and said to Ou Xiaoxuan, "Miss, miss, calm down. Okay, okay, you don't go to the hotel, OK, then I will take you home, be quiet, Be quiet, keep quiet, or people will think I have done something to you!"