Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: The black-bellied president is so insidious

Holding the list, not long after being guarded by the nurse, Ou Xiaoxuan saw Gao Hanyue who was just wandering around in the hospital corridor, she turned her back to him angrily.If it wasn't for this guy, why would I be in this situation?

"Wife... How is it?" He flattered.

"Hmph." She turned her back and ignored him.

The nurse on the side was a little embarrassed, "This is your wife? She has to go upstairs for a B-ultrasound examination now."

"Oh? B-ultrasound?" Gao Hanyue looked at Ou Xiaoxuan in shock, hugged her, and asked with concern: "Honey, you... don't you really have any problems?"

A violent shudder from '嗙' fell mercilessly on Gao Hanyue's head, Ou Xiaoxuan said angrily, "There's a problem with you, Crow's mouth, kill me..."

After finishing speaking, he pushed Gao Hanyue away, and strode forward towards the elevator entrance.

Behind him, Gao Hanyue patted his head, and followed him in a hurry. He had no choice but to make Ou Xiaoxuan suffer. He had expected her to be so angry.

Ou Xiaoxuan never expected that getting a B-ultrasound is much more difficult than she imagined.

"Miss Ou, drink these two bottles of mineral water. When you feel like urinating, you can almost check it." Standing at the door of the B-ultrasound room, the nurse kindly handed her two bottles of mineral water.

"Two... two bottles?" She looked at the nurse with round eyes, "I can't drink it."

Shaking her head and pursing her lips, the nurse said helplessly, "I have no other choice. If Ms. Ou doesn't drink so much water, there's no way to check."

"Drink it if the nurse tells you to drink it. They will definitely not harm you." Gao Hanyue at the side suddenly made a discordant voice.

Ou Xiaoxuan was so angry that she yelled, "I know the nurse won't hurt me, but you... are the most likely to hurt me."

"I'm wronged, my wife, I wouldn't be willing to hurt you if I hurt anyone." As he spoke, Gao Hanyue looked innocent again.

"Mrs. Gao, you are so lucky. My husband is handsome and considerate. I'm so envious." The nurse at the side stared at Gao Hanyue and said nympho.

……

At this moment, Ou Xiaoxuan felt that there were opponents and enemies everywhere, she had no choice but to adopt delaying tactics.

But the mineral water in her hand hadn't been drunk, and the doctor inside really didn't let her check it.Gao Hanyue also spoke, and Gao Su Qiyun said that if they didn't go back with the results, they would continue to come to the hospital tomorrow.

She had no choice but to 'gulu gulu' and drank two large bottles of water in one breath.

After finally having the urge to urinate, she was about to go to the toilet and was grabbed by the nurse, who dragged her into the B-ultrasound room.

After holding back for a long time, I finally finished checking.

As soon as she went out, before Gao Hanyue could ask about the result, Ou Xiaoxuan ran desperately to the bathroom.

When she came out of the bathroom, she was finally relaxed and her steps were light.

"Hey, wife, you're all right. After watching this film, the doctor said that you are in good health." Gao Hanyue excitedly held the B-ultrasound sheet that he did not know when, and said excitedly.

Ou Xiaoxuan rolled his eyes at him, "I told you I'm fine. It's only natural that we can't have a baby..."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Gao Hanyue.

Unexpectedly, this sentence caused the nurse to misunderstand.

She looked at Gao Hanyue with concern, shook her head in disbelief, and finally gritted her teeth: "Well...Mr. Gao, why don't you go for a comprehensive checkup."

"No, no, no, no need." Gao Hanyue quickly refused.

Hearing this, Ou Xiaoxuan was naturally overjoyed.Just letting herself suffer, Gao Hanyue felt refreshed for a long time, now, it's time for him to suffer.

"Okay, okay, okay" nodded, she looked at the nurse with a smile and said: "Our husband, maybe there is something wrong with his body, I'm sorry, you have to forgive his little self-esteem, how about it, you take us to check .”

"Ou Xiaoxuan, you..." Gao Hanyue was so angry that his mouth almost crooked.

She sticks her tongue out and makes a face.A proud look.

"I'm not going..." He stopped angrily.

"If you don't go today, why don't you go tomorrow? If you don't go tomorrow, why don't you go the day after tomorrow...Anyway, I can afford to wait. I'm afraid that your mother will escort you over tomorrow..." Ou Xiaoxuan said relaxedly.

As soon as Gao Su Qiyun was mentioned, Gao Hanyue shut up.Indeed, what Ou Xiaoxuan said, if her mother can do it, she is afraid that she will survive the first day of junior high school and not the fifteenth day.Hey, anyway, sooner or later there will be such a knife, it is better to die early and enjoy it sooner.Thinking about it like this, he had no choice but to follow the nurse towards the andrology examination area.

'嗙嗙' After the nurse knocked on the door a few times, she opened the door of the diagnosis room. Inside, sat a female doctor in her thirties.

Seeing that it was a female doctor, Gao Hanyue's face turned red.

Ou Xiaoxuan sighed from the bottom of her heart, this hospital is really strange, the gynecology department is generally filled with male doctors, but this andrology department is actually a female doctor, I don't know if it's on purpose, or there is a problem with the assignment.

"That... the patient's name is Gao Hanyue, right? What's the problem?" The female doctor was straightforward, looking at Gao Hanyue who walked in, she asked.

"Ah? Ah!" Nodding, he turned around and was about to close the door of the diagnosis room.

Unexpectedly, seeing Ou Xiaoxuan standing outside the door, the doctor asked, "Are you a family member of the patient? Come in if there is nothing special. After all, it is better for both parties to know about this matter. And maybe later There is also an examination, when you are by the side, the patient will be more relaxed."

"Okay."

"No."

The two blurted out at the same time.

Ou Xiaoxuan was so easy to deal with. Before Gao Hanyue could do anything, she quickly got into the diagnosis room sideways, looked at the female doctor with a smile, and said, "Doctor, please continue."

ORZ, Gao Hanyue was so angry that she wanted to kill someone.

Nodding, she looked at Gao Hanyue and then at the information, and she asked further; "May I ask the patient whether your recent sex... life with your wife is still harmonious?"

"Also, have you ever had enteritis, constipation and other problems before?"

Hearing this, Gao Hanyue almost wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.How would he answer such a personal question?

Ou Xiaoxuan on the side grinned, and repeated what the doctor said at the beginning, "What about you? Enteritis, constipation, do you have any?"

He glanced at her, and whispered in embarrassment: "No enteritis, constipation...uh. This..."

"Okay, I get it, it's just constipation." After speaking, the doctor quickly wrote words that ordinary people could not understand on the medical certificate.

Ou Xiaoxuan held her belly and laughed loudly. While laughing, she still didn't forget to scold Gao Hanyue, "Look, look, I'll tell you that you have a problem. Constipation, hahahaha... I laughed so hard... lol I'm dead."

"Be careful laughing and getting angry, you!" Gao Hanyue said angrily.

After writing the diagnosis report and propping his head with a pen, the doctor suddenly thought of something, and added: "Okay, the basic problem has been clarified, Mr. Gao, you should lie on the bed now and take off your pants."

"what?"

"what?"

Gao Hanyue and Ou Xiaoxuan spoke in unison.

She nodded and said seriously: "If you don't check, how do you know if there are other problems?"

The air condensed for a fraction of a second, and then Ou Xiaoxuan burst into hearty laughter.

"I don't want to..." He said firmly.

"I hope that Mr. Gao will cooperate with our treatment, otherwise we will be very embarrassed." The doctor said seriously.

"That's right, that's right, at first someone persuaded me to listen to the doctor's advice, but I drank two bottles of water in one go, holding my urine to the point of dying. You just took off your pants, what's the big deal." Ou Xiaoxuan was making sarcastic remarks on the sidelines again.

"Ou Xiaoxuan...you will die if you don't speak." He gritted his teeth angrily.

"Yes!" She laughed, it was rare that she could beat Gao Hanyue in arguing with him, of course she would not let go of this rare opportunity.

"Okay, since the patient doesn't cooperate, Madam Gao, please cooperate with our work and persuade us. You will stand aside later and give your husband strength." The doctor suddenly said this sentence again .

"Did you hear that?" Ou Xiaoxuan looked at Gao Hanyue proudly.

Since there was no other choice, Gao Hanyue could only accept his fate.Nodding, looking at Ou Xiaoxuan, he said, "Okay, I heard what the doctor said, so you just stand by obediently and give--me-strength-measure--" His voice dragged on the last four words. Old and long.

"I don't want it, I don't want it." After finishing speaking, she quickly covered her eyes.

Even though she slept in the same bed with Gao Hanyue for so long, she had never looked at his body, but this time she had to stand beside him and watch him check the whole process. Although it was a little bit interesting, Ou Xiaoxuan still felt ashamed .

"Oh, I don't understand you young people. You have been married for so long, but you are shy when you arrive at the hospital. I don't understand, I don't understand." The doctor shook his head, but began to check.

Ou Xiaoxuan turned her face away and stood in front of the bed, quietly waiting for the examination to end.

"Ouch……"

"Oh……"

"Easy...lightly...doctor, your thing..."

"Oops, my ass..."

"Ow ooh..."

In the diagnosis room, Gao Hanyue let out a hoarse scream.

After the inspection was finally completed, Gao Hanyue covered her buttocks with both hands as soon as she got into the car, and her buttocks would twitch wherever she sat.

It was rare for Ou Xiaoxuan to drive, and she felt very happy along the way.

"Hahaha...You ass, do you want to rub some medicinal wine when you go back? I brought it from my hometown, it's effective." She laughed.

"Shut up, I hate hearing the word 'butt' the most now." After he finished speaking, he turned around and screamed twice again in pain.

"Hahaha, I told you to trick me, and now you have hurt yourself?" Ou Xiaoxuan said proudly.

"Hmph." He turned his face away, he really had a thousand calculations, he didn't expect that Ou Xiaoxuan would be able to do this trick, dragging himself to the hospital for an examination, it's really amazing.

"By the way, when I see your mother later, you'd better tell her clearly. I don't have any problems, so she won't bother me in the future..." Ou Xiaoxuan said.

"It's okay, you still can't have a baby." He whispered: "Then my mother should come to check on our intercourse."

'Uh……'

Ou Xiaoxuan suddenly felt that Gao Hanyue's words were crude and reasonable. According to her understanding of Gao Su Qiyun, she could indeed do such a thing.

"Then tell her when I go back, I'm fine, but you have a problem and need to recuperate." She announced.

"Why... why!" He rubbed his butt angrily, staring at Ou Xiaoxuan blankly.

Nodding, she stepped on the brake suddenly, turned her head to look at Gao Hanyue, and analyzed: "You said that if I say that we are all fine, we will still not be able to conceive a child for a few months when we go back, will your mother be angry again?" Maybe it’s not necessarily right to force the two of you to divorce someday?”

Speaking of this, she felt a little sad, but putting away the sad look in her eyes, she smiled again: "I'm not afraid of divorce. But..."

Before Ou Xiaoxuan finished speaking, Gao Hanyue nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I understand, I have a problem, okay!"