Contract President, don't mess around

"If you measure her surname Lin, you dare not fight with me unless you get bored, but I will never let go of that couple! Hmph, I, Han Yeming, can't find what kind of woman I want. Hmph, Tiger If you don't send me cats, you'll think I'm critically ill!" Han Yeming kept muttering in his mouth.

Wearing the stars and wearing the moon was so desolate, Han Yeming thought that he couldn't find the key to the door when he reached the door for a long time, so he screamed in anxiety.

I forgot to remind you that when he is drunk, it is best for everyone to stay away from him. This person can drive the car to the graveyard after he is drunk, what else is he afraid to do?Now that I'm drunk, I might do something outrageous!
As he said that, he saw Han Yeming start to dance frantically at the door of the convenience store. The uncle security guard at the convenience store thought he was a lunatic and dared not go up to dissuade him.

"Haha, what are you looking at? Are you still peeking at me sleeping?" Han Yeming went to push the earrings door of the convenience store. He thought he was home now, and immediately began to undress, taking off his coat and trousers What are you going to do now?Han Yeming was wearing a set of black autumn clothes and long johns, which Han's mother bought for him, because Han Yeming actually put on the long johns backwards when he got up early this morning.

Han Yeming's funny actions soon aroused everyone's laughter.A girl who was eating oden saw him take off his clothes and came over without even moving the oden.

Seeing Han Yeming's arrogant and terrifying face, a man asked the security uncle beside him, "Where did this lunatic come from? Otherwise, call the police."

Uncle Security shook his head, "Even if it is so late to call the police, the police will not come here because of a lunatic. I guess this lunatic should go home after he gets tired from playing." After finishing speaking, he ignored it.

"Hahaha blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, little witch's whole body has changed!" Han Yeming recited drunkenly, and his exaggerated movements attracted the attention of the people around him. "Oh, isn't it right? Then open the door with sesame seeds. Pineapple and jackfruit are ready..." He said vaguely, his buttocks pouted high, and then he gave a thumbs up, pointing to the big-eyed and small-eyed people around him People said, "You, and you, you, you, aren't you plotting against this young master? Let me tell you, hum, this uncle has learned Shaolin Kungfu, be careful, I will kill you with a single slap, so you are sensible." Get out of here!"

This scene was naturally regarded as a psychopath. The girl closest to him coquettishly dragged her boyfriend away, "Honey, I want to go home, so I'm a psychopath! Let's go!" As she spoke, she walked around Han Yeming in a hurry ran away.

Although Han Yeming was drunk, his will was still there, and his ears were not deaf, so he squinted his eyes and yelled at the girl: "You are crazy, your whole family is crazy! Your father is the principal, and your mother is the vice president." Dean...haha. The beauty is crazy."

Seeing them dodging, Han Yeming felt very happy, and then rushed up to grab the girl's hand, "Oh, handsome guy, I haven't finished talking yet! Don't go, I'm Han Yeming, Young Master Han!" , don't know me so soon... I hate it..."

Then, when the people around heard that "Han Yeming" did all kinds of evil, they were so scared that they went back to their respective homes and looked for their mothers.After all, this Han Yeming is quite a celebrity around his house, who doesn't know the wicked young man Han Yeming.

However, someone who is not afraid of death will come to your door. When Han Yeming couldn't help feeling sick and wanted to vomit, he suddenly bumped into the embrace of a man or a woman...

"Haha, I'm going to throw up..." Han Yeming hugged the embrace that made him rely on like crazy, and then he felt his stomach churning, and he ate something at night, and then put the I vomited out all the beer, white wine, red wine, and whiskey I ate and drank..."

It's much more comfortable..." Han Yeming groaned, only to hear a voice full of resentment, "You are much more comfortable, what about my clothes?Are you blind!It's all disgusting filth, why the hell are you paying for my laundry! ! "

"Hey, don't talk about it, your voice is really nice, ha, let's karaoke when we have time!" Han Yeming said while still drinking, staring at the wobbly person in front of him, "You are a magician, a professional magic show Well, why do I seem to see two of you? Or...are you your twin brothers?"

Han Yeming's head is terrible now, and your face is also terrible. You can almost scare a cow to death like this.

"There's something wrong with your brain!" The woman gave him a disgusted look, and then said, "Don't let me see you again, crazy. Otherwise, I'll give you nothing!" He turned to leave, but saw Han Yeming take off his clothes The shirt is bare-chested.

"Ah, there is an exhibitionist!" Everyone screamed when they saw Han Yeming's naked upper body, but Han Yeming always thought that he was at home, so he walked into the convenience store and grabbed the cashier's hand. The clothes shouted, "Mom, why is it so cold today? Didn't you turn on the air conditioner today?" As he said that, he reached out to touch the cashier's machine next to the cashier. His face turned pale, and he shouted loudly, "Help, someone is going to rob you."

"It's shit luck, I'm sorry!" Han Yeming was taken aback, but when he heard someone swearing in front of him, his first reaction was to run away, there's no way!
If you swear in front of this young master, this young master will let you understand why the flowers are so popular!

"Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, the great movement of the universe, nine classics and white bone claws, overwhelming~" Han Yeming rushed over drunk, but before he hit anyone, he was wilted, only to feel that everything in front of him Shining and blinking stars.Later, Han Yeming hit the wall directly.

Just when he thought his work was about to end, a basin of cold water was suddenly poured from top to bottom. On a winter night, a basin of cold water was poured from head to toe. As long as you think about it, you will know the feeling. what a feeling.

Han Yeming's body was trembling non-stop, the cold water wet his hair, his naked upper body and the long johns he was wearing upside down, Han Yeming woke up completely, and saw a group of onlookers in front of him As well as the unfamiliar environment in front of him, he felt his mind suddenly go blank.

The security uncle came in and saw the little girl holding the washbasin nodded and said, "Everyone, don't be afraid and have already called the police."

Han Yeming's face was so red that he could bake bread. He felt that he was naked and couldn't care whether it was cold or not. When the uncle said to call the police, he ran out suddenly. At this time, Han Yeming Ming was only wearing a pair of long johns and a shirt with nothing on. He heard the familiar alarm and fled in a hurry. This kind of embarrassing thing happened to Han Yeming.

Say you can't drink but still drink!Han Yeming really wanted to slap himself hard, ran to the other side of the road and apologized loudly to those who were frightened by him just now, "I'm sorry everyone, I ran away first and drank some wine today. I have already got home."

Speaking of Han Yeming, there were few embarrassing things that happened after he was drunk, but there was never a time like today that made people want to cry without tears.

He kept running and running, and finally ran past that area without the harsh sound of police cars continuing to ring in his ears.

The wind is blowing all around, the leaves are whirling and rustling, the cold water on the body is also dried by the cold wind, only the water drops are still dripping on the hair, it does not know that it is now Where did he run to? Occasionally, he could hear a dog barking from a distance. Fortunately, when he looked around, he didn't find any weird buildings such as graveyards.

Han Yeming hugged his body, shivering and hid behind the big tree, thinking that if anyone gave him a coat now, he must let the other party marry him, because that feeling was really uncomfortable, and he suddenly found his wallet It also fell into the jacket pocket, but fortunately, the phone was always in his hand.

Han Yeming was stunned when he glanced at the mobile phone with bright screen, and felt overjoyed in a blink of an eye. Only then did he think of his date with that foreign girl in ktv just now. Because Leng was cracking his upper and lower teeth, he made a sizzling sound.

Linda's delicate voice came from the opposite side again, "I've come to the KTV you mentioned, where are you now?"

Han Yeming didn't explain anything, and it's not easy to explain himself now, and then he said, "I've come out of KTV now, I don't know where I am now, I'll take a look at it, if you really trust me Come find me here, by the way, remember to buy a jacket and a pair of pants, I have some accidents here, and it’s hard to explain it on the phone for a while, so hurry up now, oops, don’t say it It's too cold."

Although Linda was puzzled, she still found a store on the side of the road that was similar to a small stall. It happened that it was almost dawn, and some small stall owners came to occupy the stalls in the morning market, so the clothes sold were all worn by old men. Yes, you can choose one for ten yuan.

"Is there only such clothes?" Linda felt embarrassed looking at the cheap clothes piled up on the floor. Where can I buy clothes suitable for Han Yeming at this point in time.

However, when she thought of this, she called again, her voice changed from the flat and disgusted voice to a warm and generous Jiao Didi, "Hey, I found a clothes seller, but it looks ugly, the style is very old, and it looks very dirty. , if that’s the case, are you sure about it?”

Now Han Yeming was almost unconscious from the cold, and murmured, "Let's not talk about very dirty clothes, even dead people's clothes, you can give me them. Come here quickly, blah blah blah!" After that Han Yeming hung up the phone, why is it so difficult to ask others to help you.

Linda also heard the boredom and dissatisfaction from Han Yeming's words, and then pointed to the clothes on the ground, "Pack me two clothes that are a little cleaner. I want a jacket and pants." She didn't have the desire to pick up the dirty clothes at all, but thinking about Han Yeming's anxiety on the phone just now, he still took them from the old man in front of him, and then took out a 100 yuan bill from his bag. Keep the change, please.

The old man saw that he had met a good person, so he took a pair of worn-out shoes from the ground and gave them to her, "Miss is so kind, I will give you these shoes too."

"No need." She showed a disgusted expression, and the old man took it back angrily.

She didn't give the 100 yuan so generously, but she felt sick when she thought of the old man's dirty hands holding the change and handing it to her. I don't know how many bacteria it was contaminated with.

Looking at the address on the phone, Linda stopped a taxi at the crossroads, reported the address without saying a word, and said, "Please hurry up, I'm in a hurry."