Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Qiao Shuhe slightly raised the corners of his lips and said, "It's not about taking advantage of it. After all, men and women are equal."

"..." What he meant was that if she raped him, he would have to force him back. Is that fair?
"Who said men and women are equal? ​​In this matter, men and women are not equal. Otherwise, why do you men sleep with thousands of women? Women can't tell. If a woman sleeps with one, it's a world of difference?!" Ruan Yiyi's eloquent teeth have always been able to kill sentient beings instantly.

But Qiao Shuhe's gifted eloquence is not covered.

He looked at her and said, "This argument is wrong. Since the starting point of a man is based on 'sleeping with thousands of women', shouldn't the starting point of a woman be based on 'sleeping by thousands of men'?" Above? If this is the case, it can be guaranteed that men and women will not be able to see it. If this is the case, then men and women are also equal."

Nima!This sounded so grand, she actually thought it sounded very reasonable!
Forget it, she was never a reasonable woman anyway.

"Don't discuss gender equality with me! The whole world knows that women suffer more than men in this matter. My innocence is buried in your ancestral grave. I haven't made you responsible yet, but you have the nerve to say that I Strong you?" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe and said.

Qiao Shuhe raised the corners of his lips calmly and said, "Then you think you raped me. I don't mind being responsible to you." Qiao Shuhe said.

"..." In the final analysis, this topic is still her fault?

Ruan Yiyi took the tie at the side and put it directly around the man's neck, "Nah, I'll strangle you to death, do you believe it?"

"Letter." He nodded and said, "But you'd better wait until we get divorced before strangling me to death, so you won't be considered a widow."

How could she think that what she said was so reasonable!

Ruan Yiyi let go of Qiao Shuhe, turned around and went to the bathroom to wash up, then took the car keys and said to Qiao Shuhe, "Let's go!"

After she finished speaking, she walked towards the door, but after walking a few steps, she realized that the man behind her hadn't followed at all.

She frowned slightly, turned around and looked at Qiao Shuhe, "What are you talking about?"

Qiao Shuhe sat down gracefully on the sofa beside him, and then handed her his mobile phone.

Ruan Yiyi frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

Qiao Shuhe said, "Call our parents and inform them about our divorce!"

"Why don't you fight?" Ruan Yiyi asked, this guy is really smart, he knows to do difficult things by himself!
Qiao Shuhe said confidently, "Because I didn't propose the divorce."

"..." Sure enough, his stomach was full of black ink, otherwise why would he be so black-bellied! !

Ruan Yiyi was so angry that she grabbed the phone from Qiao Shuhe's hand and planned to call Bai Cancan.

But as soon as I entered the phone number, I felt something was wrong, so I looked back at her and said, "When we got married, we always cut it first and then played it later. Why do we have to report in advance when we get divorced? I will call to inform you when we really leave." It's not too late. I don't have any objection to setting up a running water banquet to celebrate him for three days and three nights!"

Qiao Shuhe nodded calmly and said, "That makes sense."

"..." Ruan Yiyi was stunned, not knowing what Qiao Shuhe's purpose was.

When she was about to return the phone to Qiao Shuhe, she heard him suddenly say to herself, "Then explain to your parents that you are not pregnant."

"..." Gan Qing'er is waiting for her here!

Ruan Yiyi looked down at Qiao Shuhe who was sitting leisurely on the sofa, and asked, "Why don't you explain?"

"Because I didn't initiate the divorce."

Nima, this is the reason again!
"Do you dare to change to a fresher reason?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

Qiao Shuhe laughed: "It doesn't matter if the reason is new or not, as long as it works."

"Why should I say what I brought up? I won't say it!" Ruan Yiyi couldn't imagine how she should face Bai Cancan's eager eyes, let alone her mother's invincible Broken down.Things like fake pregnancy are fatal!
Qiao Shuhe glanced at the woman who turned her head away, and said, "It's fine if you don't go, then you won't leave."

"Why didn't you leave? Who was so cooperative and agreed to divorce just now?" she asked.

Qiao Shuhe replied with a smile, "I thought you didn't say it because you didn't want to divorce me."

it is good!
force her!

Ruan Yiyi directly dialed Bai Cancan's phone number without a moment's hesitation.

Obviously, the other party was very surprised when he received Ruan Yiyi's call.

Bai Cancan's happy voice came from the other end of the phone, "Hello? Yiyi?"

"Aunt Can, it's me..."

"How many times have I told you that you and Guoguo have been married for so long, why are you still called Aunt Can so well? It's time to call you Mom! Yiyi, remember from now on, you are not allowed to be called Aunt Can!" Bai Cancan's voice came from the other end of the phone.

Ruan Yiyi's face was almost green.

She glanced at someone who was leisurely and contentedly waiting for a good show, and forced out the word 'Mom' from her throat.

"Mom, I have something important to tell you..." Then
"Tell me, listen mom!" Hearing Ruan Yiyi calling her mom, Bai Cancan felt the joy of being a mother-in-law.

Ruan Yiyi weighed it for a long time before saying, "Aunt Can, don't care if I wait..."

"Look, look, I forgot again, is she still called Aunt Can?" Bai Cancan interrupted what Ruan Yiyi hadn't said yet, and reminded her with a smile.

Ruan Yiyi had no choice but to choke out another sentence, "Mom, no matter what I'm going to say later, you must..."

"Passengers flying to Paris, please pay attention, your flight..." Ruan Yiyi had already made up her mind to speak, but suddenly such an abrupt voice came from the other end of the phone.

Ruan Yiyi frowned and asked, "Aunt Can, are you going to Paris?"

Bai Cancan's voice quickly came from the other end of the phone, "There is news from the castle that the castle is on fire. Your dad and I are going to fly over to have a look! The family's private jet has been sent for maintenance. It will take a long time to come back."

As soon as Cancan finished speaking, Qiao Muchen's voice came from the other end of the phone, "Mrs. Qiao, the plane is boarding."

So Bai Cancan's voice quickly came from the phone, "Yiyi, what's the matter, wait until your father and I return to China. If that brat Guoguo dares to bully you, just ask grandma to clean him up! Yiyi, we I'm going to get on the plane, so I won't tell you. Don't work too hard, pay attention to the baby in your belly, you must keep up with the nutrition! I won't tell you, Mom will hang up first!" Bai Cancan said directly Hang up the phone.

Ruan Yiyi looked at the hung up phone and was dumbfounded...

And the man sitting on the sofa beside him looked at her calmly and smiled and asked, "What's the matter? Why didn't you say anything?"

Say you are a second uncle!

The phone is turned off, what do you say?
"Everyone is flying to Paris!" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Muchen, and then dialed her mother's number.

"Why did you call me? Didn't I tell you that mobile phones radiate more and less use mobile phones? You are pregnant with a baby now, how can you be as self-willed as you were before?" Fang Yunxi's gentle voice came from the other end of the phone .

Ruan Yiyi paused, and summoned up her courage to say, "Mummy, I have something to tell you."

Fang Yunxi asked softly, "What's the matter? Tell me quickly. I will go back to England with your daddy later! Your grandma told me to go back quickly with your daddy. If it weren't for being pregnant, grandma Let me take you back with me!"

When mentioning her grandma, Ruan Yiyi felt as if her head had been hit with a sledgehammer.

You must know that she is obviously a female man who likes to dance and play sticks, but her grandmother insists on forcing her to learn such terrible scenes as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.She felt like she was in pain.

This is absolutely fatal.

The reason why she pretends to be a lady and celebrity now is that a large part of it has something to do with grandma.

As long as she thinks of going back to England to see her grandma, she has the feeling that she will be executed by Ling Chi.

She decisively said to Fang Yunxi on the other end of the phone, "Mummy, Daddy, let's wait until you come back..."

After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone gracefully.

Qiao Shuhe asked her puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

Ruan Yiyi said weakly, "Honey, why don't we leave at another time?"

Now you know how to call yourself husband?
Qiao Shuhe looked at her and said, "It's not impossible to leave at another time, but as husband and wife, I think we need to have a good discussion about the obligations of husband and wife. Then"

Ruan Yiyi had a dumbfounding expression on her face, and asked him, "How do you plan to discuss it?"

If he dared to say once a day, she would definitely find the right opportunity to kill him completely!

Fortunately, Qiao Shuhe didn't say once a day, because what he said was, "Seven times a week or thirty in January?"

Damn, isn't he afraid of being too indulgent and dying?

"What's the difference between seven times a week and thirty times a month?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

A certain man said brazenly, "Of course there is a difference. There are seven days in a week, which has never changed. However, not every month has 30 days, for example, sometimes it has 28 days, and sometimes it has 31 days."

What the hell, the analysis really makes sense! !
Ruan Yiyi said: "Let's separate!"

"It doesn't matter, since we don't want a divorce, we have to guarantee welfare. Isn't separation abusing yourself?" he asked.

This guy's cheekiness has reached the point of perfection.Ruan Yiyi decided not to be as knowledgeable as her anymore, anyway, she will definitely refuse to obey in the future!

Yes, to the death!

Ruan Yiyi walked directly towards the door.

With a smug smile on the corner of Qiao Shuhe's mouth, he followed behind her.

A message from Nicolas suddenly popped up on the phone.

Said: "Brother, I have done everything you told me!"

Qiao Shuhe sent a message back, saying, "How did it work?"

"I asked Jeffrey to learn the fastest way, and then told your parents that your French castle was burned." Nicolas' tone sounded a little smug.

"..." Qiao Shuhe stared at the message for two seconds before continuing to ask, "Then you really ordered people to burn down my French castle?"

"How dare I!" Nicolas replied: "I made a special effect, and sent a few photos to your parents. I guess your father saw it. But your mother..."

"Well, you did a good job." After Qiao Shuhe finished his compliment, he put away the phone directly.