Genius baby: Mommy has orders, daddy please respect yourself

Ruan Yiyi shook her head and said, "My old lady won't get drunk after a thousand cups!"

Yes, if you don't get drunk with a thousand cups, just pour one cup.

Qiao Shuhe silently pulled the woman to sit obediently on the seat.

Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe dissatisfied, "I want an open hood, an open hood!"

In the end, Qiao Shuhe could only helplessly say to Ruan Yiyi, who was in a drunken frenzy, "It's fine to open the convertible, but be more honest."

Ruan Yiyi nodded. In fact, she was really not drunk, but she always felt as uncomfortable as if she was scratched by a cat.So all kinds of excuses.

Josh opened the hood.A chilly wind blew on Ruan Yiyi's body, and at that moment, she did feel better.

So when Qiao Shuhe was not paying attention, she boldly unbuckled her seat belt, and then stood up directly from the seat.

This frightened Qiao Shuhe, who was always calm.

He quickly parked the car on the side of the road, then forcibly pinned the woman down on the seat, and then put her on her seat belt.

Ruan Yiyi was a little dissatisfied, "Just drive as long as you drive, don't touch me."

"If you don't move, I won't move you."

"Then if I move around, why don't you force me directly?" For some reason, she always felt that her mind was very chaotic at this moment.Although she knew very well that she was not drunk, the chaotic feeling in her body was worse than a hangover.

Qiao Shuhe raised his eyebrows and started the car calmly. He looked at her coldly and said, "When I'm hungry, I will think about you first."

"..." How bad is her market?

Ruan Yiyi felt a rush of heat coming over her body, making her extremely uncomfortable.Moreover, there was a strange itching feeling emanating from his body.

She frowned and turned to look at Qiao Shuhe, "Can you close the hood and drive faster!"

She just wants to go home and take a good cold shower to calm down.

Qiao Shuhe had a good temper, and really drove directly to the newly purchased villa.

The car had just stopped when Ruan Yiyi took off her seat belt and ran straight towards the villa.

Sister Gui in the villa looked at Ruan Yiyi and was really surprised.

"Grandma Gui, this is Ruan Yiyi, my wife."

Ruan Yiyi, who was in a hurry, nodded embarrassingly at Mrs. Gui, "Hello, Grandma Gui. Where is Grandma Gui's bathroom?"

Aunt Gui quickly pointed to the leftmost room on the second floor, and said, "That's for you and the young master..."

Before Mrs. Gui finished speaking, Ruan Yiyi disappeared like a gust of wind.

Qiao Shuhe frowned and looked at Mrs. Gui, "Sister-in-law Gui, go and rest! Leave us alone."

Aunt Gui smiled and nodded, and said, "Madam asked me to visit the old house, saying that the old lady is back. Young master, look at this..."

"I'll call Secretary Li to pick you up." Qiao Shuhe said.

Aunt Gui hurriedly shook her head, "I've already called a taxi. Young master, I'll be leaving now."

After Madam Gui finished speaking, she happily walked out the door.So only Qiao Shuhe and Ruan Yiyi were left in the huge villa.

Aunt Gui has worked in Qiao's family for most of her life. At first she served Xu Min, then she took care of Qiao Muchen, then Bai Cancan's food and daily life, and finally it became a habit to take care of Qiao Shuhe.So even though Mrs. Gui was getting old, the Qiao family still respected Mrs. Gui's wishes and let Mrs. Gui stay.

Qiao Shuhe followed upstairs to see what happened to Ruan Yiyi.

He originally thought that she was drunk and planned to go to the bathroom to vomit, but he never dreamed that the scene he saw would be like this...

Ruan Yiyi left the bathroom door open and turned on the shower head directly, and the clear water wet the only white shirt left on her body.

I don't know when the pants came off.Showing white and slender legs.

It is not difficult to see the solemn eyebrows with her eyes closed.The most exaggerated thing is that she is madly hugging the white pillar next to the huge bathtub.

That picture is so beautiful that one cannot bear to look directly at it...

Qiao Shu Hejun frowned deeply, looked at Ruan Yiyi and asked her, "What are you doing?"

Only then did Ruan Yiyi gradually regain her sanity, and she finally understood where the emptiness in her body came from.

And the only way I can think of being fooled is that cup of wine.

"Damn Nicolas put something that shouldn't be in the wine!" Ruan Yiyi cobbled together such a complete sentence.

Qiao Shuhe instantly understood what Ruan Yiyi was talking about.He turned around and went out to find Nicolas' phone. He originally wanted to call and ask him to tell him if he had the antidote.

But the other party seemed to have expected this to happen, so the phone was turned off.

Ruan Yiyi controlled it with her super self-control, and she came out of the bathroom wearing a bath towel. She looked at Qiao Shuhe very uncomfortable, "You don't think you can still get through to his phone?"

Qiao Shuhe said, "I can hack the signaling system and dial his number, but the only thing I can be sure of is that he will definitely not answer the call."

Her sanity was on the verge of collapse.

She said, "Give me the phone!"

Qiao Shuhe slowed down for a moment, and she couldn't wait to snatch the phone from his hand.

Qiao Shuhe frowned, "What are you doing?"

"Call! What's the best duck phone number in the city?" She asked him with wide open eyes.That innocent expression was gradually stained with a little affection.

Duck?

Qiao Shuhe had every reason to suspect that he was hallucinating.Because it seems that his wife who just passed the door just asked him for the phone number of the best duck in the city with absolute certainty!
This kind of thing is probably only her Ruan Yiyi can do it!
Although Ruan Yiyi's brain has been gradually occupied by love, she can still see the unhappiness in Qiao Shuhe's eyes.

She stepped forward to look at Qiao Shuhe comfortingly, but asked him cautiously, "Are you willing to be raped by me?"

"..." Could he still respond rationally to her with "I am willing?"He was really curious about how this woman's IQ grew!

"Look, hehe, I knew you didn't want to, that's why I wanted to find a duck."

"Ruan Yiyi, I'm your husband!" This woman actually wanted to find a duck in front of her!

"Do I have to give you the villa for you to use?" The man's face became more and more gloomy.

Ruan Yiyi suppressed the restlessness in her heart, and said something uncertain, "If you want..."

"I do not want to."

"If you don't want to..."

"I am willing."

"..." Ruan Yiyi became angry, "Then are you willing or not!!"

"I don't want to give up the villa, but if I force you... I'm willing to consider it." He said.

Ruan Yiyi finally broke down, and pressed the man on the bed, panting and said, "Don't think about it, just come here!"

She boldly threw away her bathrobe, and then her anxious little hands were about to attack Qiao Shuhe's chest.

He grabbed her sloppy little hand and asked her for the last time, "Are you sure you've thought it through?"

The woman shook her head, "I didn't think about it clearly, so I just wanted to ask, how good are your skills?"

"..." The man gave her a meaningful look and said, "Let's try it and we'll know..."

……

It's night, so dark that it's ghostly...

Ruan Yiyi used this messy night to thoroughly prove whether Qiao Shuhe's skills are good or not.

From this, she got an answer that she wanted to cry without tears, that is, it was so good!exploded……

At least at noon the next day, she woke up in a burst of terrible pain and a strong pain that was about to crush a broken bone.

This is simply more tiring than her cross-country carrying heavy loads.It was even more shocking than her jumping over a wall and jumping off a building.

That man named Qiao Shuhe is simply insane!frenzied! !

Ruan Yiyi woke up from starvation.When he woke up, Qiao Shuhe was no longer around.

She desperately wanted to get up and make a bowl of instant noodles for herself, but she almost fell to the ground with a 360-degree free turn.

While she was maintaining an extremely ugly posture, the bedroom door was suddenly pushed open by Qiao Shuhe from the outside.

"You were not exhausted last night, so you plan to practice floor exercises now?"

"You only do floor exercises, fuck. Your sister?" Ruan Yiyi answered subconsciously.But after receiving it, I suddenly realized that this statement seemed a bit unscientific.

Sure enough, Qiao Shuhe put down the lunch in his hand and said to her, "Sister, get up for lunch."

"..." Ruan Yiyi wanted to cry but had no tears, "I must have been a national traitor in my previous life, and you must be a national salvation hero."

She must have owed him in her previous life.

Ruan Yiyi struggled to get up from the ground, then raised her eyes and looked at the man resentfully.

Men and women are indeed inherently different.For example, after a certain man was a beast last night, his face was full of spring breeze this morning, while he could only curl up on the bed like a little bastard.

This sad difference...

Ruan Yiyi took a deep breath.But I was completely attracted by the aroma on the table.

She was about to take the spoon, but the man beside her picked up the food and walked towards the table next to the sofa, and finally put the lunch on the table.

Ruan Yiyi immediately looked in Qiao Shuhe's direction, "Bastard! If you don't give me 100 yuan, it's fine, you don't care about food!!"

"..." The man smiled helplessly, looking at the paper tiger on the bed showing off his power with a spoon.

"It's okay to be able to swear at people."

"Who said it's okay, if you don't eat, you'll starve to death!!" Ruan Yiyi looked at Qiao Shuhe resentfully.

Qiao Shuhe stepped forward and directly hugged the woman sitting on the bed.

Ruan Yiyi screamed, "What are you doing?"

The man didn't answer, but walked towards the sofa with her in his arms, and finally put her on the soft sofa, and then pushed the dinner plate in front of her.

Ruan Yiyi was full of anger just now, but when she saw this delicious food, the anger in her stomach disappeared immediately.

All her favorite foods.Regardless of the taste, anyway, the presentation is definitely the best.

Ruan Yiyi is indeed a competent foodie, after taking a bite, she is full of praise for the food.

"Hehe, where did you buy this takeaway?" Ruan Yiyi asked.

This taste is simply amazing, and I have to go to that takeaway every day in the future to be worthy of the gluttons in my stomach.

Qiao Shuhe didn't answer, but went to a side cabinet and took out a new bed sheet.

Didn't hear Qiao Shuhe's answer, Ruan Yiyi stuffed a chopstick of shredded fish-flavored pork into her mouth, then looked at him vaguely and said, "Did Grandma Gui make it? I heard Aunt Can mention it before." Grandma Gui. I heard that the sweet-scented osmanthus fish made by Grandma Gui is delicious."

Qiao Shuhe still didn't answer.Instead, he took the sheet and walked towards the bed.

Ruan Yiyi frowned, only then did she see Qiao Shuhe changing the sheets in person.

The face that had been pretending to be nonchalant just now turned red in an instant.

Especially when seeing that deep black...

She quickly said nothing, and stuffed food into her mouth vigorously.

Qiao Shu suddenly turned his head, looked at her with the bed sheet just changed in his hand and asked, "Do you want to keep this as a souvenir?"

"Cough cough cough..." Ruan Yiyi was finally choked...